Ask A Ninja: Ninja Colds
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  • Жаль я ни хера на вашем не понимаю!!!

    MissKcotya 7 months ago

  • "this things are SNUGGLY!" hahaaha :D

    madasrabbits06 1 year ago

  • Do ninjas know the meaning of life?

    gromilnik 2 years ago 2

  • @gromilnik yep the meaning of life is ninja

    Ace19productions 2 years ago

  • 42 ninjas to be exact.

    Nanorobotic 1 year ago

  • your fresh outta luck sista!

    :D

    I've always loved this video

    maeblast 3 years ago 4

  • i haz dat hat

    Polecheo 3 years ago

  • Nope! We're Faster Than Germs Lol

    Tansley18 3 years ago 3

  • man these things are snuggly!

    priceless. :)

    14blackroses 3 years ago 2

  • wooooo

    persianninjatkd 3 years ago

  • the better question is..can colds catch ninjas....NOPE!

    BLOOURN 3 years ago 10

  • like a bug in a rug ha ha best part

    123tacos321 3 years ago

  • a ninja with a cold... a didja?

    ralujk 4 years ago

  • snuggly! hehehe.

    RememberTheTrees 4 years ago

  • Haha i know marty. Sweet episode! :D

    Itachi66637 4 years ago

  • It sounds like Strong Bad. Is it his voice?

    Moraena 4 years ago

  • he is not the true blessed master the true master is 'acawkanoydian gharglemussa'

    doctorgorman 4 years ago

  • <3SnugglyHat

    bigannieproduction 4 years ago

  • ....:/

    DarkSideRaiden 4 years ago

  • did he say "chickenja"?

    LaBelleRiviere 4 years ago

  • i suggest eating a handful of dirt every day.

    chadbrochill0 4 years ago 10

  • lmao this is so funny

    Nomisty 4 years ago

  • hollywood please make this guy famous!

    JinKazama92 4 years ago

  • HI-larious.

    ABishTresFab 4 years ago

  • ican never watch this is won't show the video

    219ultimo 4 years ago

  • Riiight. :D

    TheHolyThief 4 years ago

  • Its diffuct to snap their necks...

    SITTING ON A MOLOCULE !

    Jewman11235 4 years ago

  • Feyeter if you don't think this is funny you don't have a brain

    citizenoftheworld7 4 years ago

  • There's no such thing as a hydrogen mollecule. Hydrogen is an element, so it would be an atom.

    wienerboy1313 4 years ago

  • Uhm, actually Hydrogen is a Diatomic, which means in its pure form it exists as a molecule of two Hydrogen atoms bonded together. So not only do Hydrogen molecules exist, they are actually the standard form for the element.

    djryce 4 years ago

  • thanks for trying to ruin that joke djryce

    samraimi 4 years ago

  • The only thing I was trying to ruin was Weinerboy's attempt to be outsmart a ninja. If it was supposed to be a joke, it wasn't that funny. Questioning a ninja is not a laughing matter.

    djryce 4 years ago

  • oh yeah... i feel stupid

    wienerboy1313 4 years ago

  • Man, don't post thing like this, people just want to enjoy the videos, and don't want specifics

    Koaandl 4 years ago

  • Yeah i though the same thing to..?

    Sukkerpige 4 years ago

  • Ninjascopic :)

    SCgirl73 4 years ago

  • Come on you lot who can't see the humour in this! "Ninjascopic"! genius this guy should be on TV. he's welcome in the UK anytime

    PrimordialCat 4 years ago

  • i dont want anything close to the humor needed to laugh at this. that would mean i'd be brain dead.

    feyeter 4 years ago

  • Quit yer bitching.

    dukecitybovverboy 4 years ago

  • uh, when does this get funny?

    feyeter 4 years ago

  • When you get a sense of humor... it might take a while...

    shawnbrockmeier 4 years ago

  • Chickeninja...haha...handle of dirt...

    PHATSAM 4 years ago

  • *lol* "Chickinja" That's hilarious.

    Melryk 5 years ago

  • they're quite good on toast though.

    MRMIdAS2k 5 years ago

  • Faster than Tara Reid can ruin a viable career

    Ondori412 5 years ago

  • i feel like a bug in a rug. lol hillarios

    shadaesus 5 years ago

  • heh heh he said hydrogen molecule!

    rtmillic 5 years ago

  • Poor Ninjas. Do you know how many germs they have to beat in order to catch a cold? A lot. That's the answer.

    - ayal rosenthal

    PS - don't forget to give your ninjas love

    ayalrosenthal 5 years ago

  • Oh my God!!! I have always loved ask a ninja...it makes me laugh so hard! There is nothing better than ask a nija!

    macayla1 5 years ago

  • Yes you must make more grasshopper. I have a question about ninja's well,their swords, you know, "swords". How big are they? How do I get one?

    Love, NIT. (ninja in training)

    ranchoroncho 5 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H

    blizzard493 5 years ago

  • these things r snuggly!

    Rogruka 5 years ago

  • this is the best 1 a chicken hired a ninja to avenge his brothers death lol

    kingofcrunk343 5 years ago

  • this is awesome

    ChrisTheGreenMage 5 years ago

  • "Instead of learning things your killing things" best line ever XD

    HerrKaizer 5 years ago

  • Germs have little necks that ninja's can snap

    semorbutz 5 years ago

  • LOL theres an airborne pathogen im gona punch it in the face HIYA

    hahaha XD

    Saturday night fever XD

    u can tell by the way i use my shuriken im a

    ninja baby in a time for workin

    ahahahahahaahah

    lol these things are SNUGGLY :D

    kelliebearS2 5 years ago

  • I want a Chickinja!

    KappaOodobi 5 years ago

  • these things are SNUGGLY! ahaha amazing! best one yet!

    MrsNarutoUzumaki 5 years ago

  • BLUE SCEEN NEEDS WORK!

    lister0fsmeg 5 years ago

  • bug in a rug

    Orgasmo9 5 years ago

  • LOL

    Sivor 5 years ago

  • Ninjascopic, punch a pathogen! LMAO one of best ones I've seen...

    RadProX 5 years ago

  • ask a ninja:the choice of a new generation LoL

    cosmic2108 5 years ago

  • the only thing i can say THAT'S HE'S THE MAN keep on the good work :D he's just smugly ! XD

    neferiousS 5 years ago

  • i am now ninjascopic o theres an air borne pathegan im gonna go punch it in the face hi ya

    this guys a funny cunt

    spennyP101 5 years ago

  • "i gotta find this in black..." lol

    PeterLeone 5 years ago

  • "if you wanna escape a cold that really is just a cold i suggest eating a hand full of dirt ever day and get yourself one of these, these things are snuggly! i tell ya i feel like a bug in a rug" LOL

    jburgesslaw 5 years ago

  • black plague? NINJAS! HAHA

    Aur0rah 5 years ago

  • "yeah we can catch them but the difficult part is snapping their little necks" bahahahaha thats gold man!

    DoodleSpank 5 years ago

  • faster than tara reid can destroy a career.. hahahaha!!!

    baygon232 5 years ago

  • soo funny

    elvenkratos 5 years ago

  • we can change flu season to "hey can i borrow the barn to store the bodies until spring season"

    These things are smugley XD

    XxUnCrIeDtEaRsxX 5 years ago

  • nice shuriken

    ninjitsurocks 5 years ago

  • Asian bird flu: a chicken that hired a ninja to avenge his brother's death..hahah

    sukianimation21 5 years ago

  • Suffice to say a ninja CAN catch a cold but its really hard to snap their little necks...LOL

    Alvaris 5 years ago

  • Lol! XD! ROFL! HAHAHAHA (laughinp her head of)!

    rowen123 5 years ago

  • Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    Donnshin 5 years ago

  • ask a ninja rox

    giovannicanella 5 years ago

  • hehe "these things are smegly"... hehe... smegly

    WinachiHiona 5 years ago

  • I LOVE THESE

    Bargadiel 5 years ago

  • Chikenja

    shadowwolf6997 5 years ago

  • Snuggly XD

    oI0Io 5 years ago

  • He's funny...blasted iditot!

    Driftxcess 5 years ago

  • faster than tara reid can ruin a viable career, damn that owns. wish she hadnt though

    akuproductions 5 years ago

  • lol snuggly warm

    NickyTheWolfy 5 years ago

  • lmao.

    DarcNova 5 years ago

  • *snugly*

    desidog1 5 years ago

  • these things are snuggly! xD!

    feiofhere 5 years ago

  • the black death is the same thing as the plague...

    majuni 5 years ago

  • he should have said something about the black death.

    Brotherolaf 5 years ago

  • hahahahahaha the best!! hahahahaha ninja conventions hahahaha ninjas rock! i looooove this guy!

    valerialongoria 5 years ago

  • Ask a Ninja rules!! And I have this hat in black!!

    lornacpuey 5 years ago

  • " There, there is an airbore pathogen and I'm gona punch it in the face"

    EK9krazy 5 years ago

  • ROFLMFAO I LOVE THIS!!!

    dreiecon 5 years ago

  • just a point of interest. Congress has not declared war sinces WWII

    historytch2b 5 years ago

  • I love this show thingy! its soooo funny!!!

    I heart fluffy ninjas

    kiyumisandgirl 5 years ago

  • the only disease a ninja can catch is saturday night fever!!!

    LOL

    Drakin09 5 years ago

  • tears of laughter

    felonyf1ghts 5 years ago

  • well you cant tell by the way i use my shuriken im a ninja baby and its time for workin hahahahaha

    TaruTarukid 5 years ago

  • do ninjas play soccer?

    mikebendeck 5 years ago

  • dude this is the BEST askaninja episode

    Zanark9 5 years ago

  • ahah "the question is, can colds catch ninjas?"

    ibtubby 5 years ago

  • LMAO hahahaha ninjascopic and eat a hand full of dirt hilarous

    goddamntono 5 years ago

  • AAND ALSO!!! these things are really snuggly

    smamzo 5 years ago

  • This thing is snuggly!

    Cordam 5 years ago

  • wow.. chickenja...hahaha this dude is funny as hell

    jay4prez13188 5 years ago

  • There is not a word that can discribe how funny this gut is.

    KaisFirstLove08 5 years ago

  • lmao, "these things are snuggly." I LOVE ASK A NINJA!

    Phatone24 5 years ago

  • OImfg im still obsessed with red vs blue tho... but this is sooo awesome

    lynx12304 5 years ago

  • *laffs hysterically*

    ToboesDevan 5 years ago

  • "I really gotta find this in black!" ROFL XD

    JackXMehoff 5 years ago

  • This guy is hilarious! xD!

    xemopengyx 5 years ago

  • MOHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!the aisian bird flu was a ninja..a chiken hired a ninja, to revenge his dead brother, yaaaa a chickenja MOHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA this stuf is teh 1337! man right up there with Rooster Teeh (red vs blue, panics (People Acting Normal In CracyAss Situations), strangerhood all done my RT (roostertereh ) MAN THIS IS THE SHIT!

    RapidNova 5 years ago

  • "I really have to find this in black!"

    Awsome! The Saturday Night Fever and the chickinjas was the best of all!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    Best ninja ever!

    Tirana69 5 years ago

  • "well you can tell by the way I use my shuriken, I'm a ninja baby, and it's time for working"

    Momo0821 5 years ago

  • funny as always... you never disappoint...

    quickslvr 5 years ago

  • a chicken ninja hired them!?? XD

    RandomTreeHuggerGirl 5 years ago

  • "I really have to find one of these in black." ahah!!

    DarkishShmexy 5 years ago

  • omgosh...this is so...*speechless* ROTFLz..this is so gonna be an all-time fav!! i want more!!!

    Rhynni 5 years ago

  • omfg the saturday night thing made me literaly lol!

    shiburo 5 years ago

  • ask a ninja iz fkin mintoz

    iamafannie 5 years ago

  • chickininjas? 'Chicken Ninja'? hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    liathgirl 5 years ago

  • that Black Plague bit was good, "Black plague? Ninjas" xD

    ruzzy100 5 years ago

  • Ninjatastic! =D i fancy you!

    Penguinmaster145 5 years ago

  • the host is a lowlife

    ogswish 5 years ago

  • ROFL. "You know the black plauge? NInjas, before we came around it was just called 'That thing that's going around'"

    Mishalover 5 years ago

  • Does it hurt to sneeze your brains out? Hmmm... I suppose it would for a second, but as soon as your brain was disconnected, I guess you wouldn't be able to register pain anymore... maybe you have to experience it in order to know. ^_^x

    BatosaiAlchemist 5 years ago

  • Rotflmao! Oh my, this guy's my fav dude! Hehe, "I really gotta find this in black"!

    IsabelleLaurin 5 years ago

  • Shnuggly bug in a rug ^___^

    Jessidy 5 years ago

  • these videos are hilarious!

    Missmurder303 5 years ago

  • Shame!!!!

    Bru you might as well get the bicycle pump and get your girlfriend out of the closet and inflate her! Thats your best bet right now!

    prozacboy69 5 years ago

  • lol that was funny

    demono 5 years ago

  • legend!

    theanimal17 5 years ago

  • This is Luke, from Kentucky, and I have a question for Ninja: What is your biggest fear? or if you say you fear nothing, what is something that gives you the creeps?

    DragosV2 5 years ago

  • This is Brittany from norfolk . have you ever faced the anti-ninja? O.O huh?

    Saiyukii 5 years ago

  • lmao! "snuggly"

    poyfect 5 years ago

  • the real question is, can colds catch ninjas? hahaha

    brilliant!

    anace 5 years ago

  • lol "i feel like a bug in a rug" LMAO

    sharingan278 5 years ago

  • ´vc é incrivel, eu adoro os seus vídios! ask a ninja rocks!

    luminus29 5 years ago

  • uhhhhh...that was freaky-yet funny. update me on anymore new ones b/c my brother LOVES ask-a-ninja's.

    soimindo99 5 years ago

  • U FUCKING RULE MAN!!!!!!! keep more comming

    Pierrezizou 5 years ago

  • LOL a chickinja works part time

    SpawnHyuuga 5 years ago

  • I wish I was ninjascopic...

    okthisisGenna 5 years ago

  • lmao

    awpi 5 years ago

  • u ARE FUCKIN AWSOME FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD.

    metal2death 5 years ago

  • Ninja-scopic, sitting on top of a hydrogen molecule!

    ChibiKibi 5 years ago

  • NINJA-SCOPIC

    Mudvayne131313 5 years ago

  • If you want to avoid colds I suggest eating a handful of dirt everyday.

    masterjustin45 5 years ago

  • xDD these things are snugly!

    paintupurple 5 years ago

  • ninja-scopic LOL

    coolchika123 5 years ago

  • SOOo brilliant

    n8than 5 years ago

  • colds that are actually6 ninjas hm..

    masterjustin45 5 years ago

  • u realize that he thought of "chickinjas" on the spot, right? u could see him pause. and wut was it with the ninjascopic thing? if u watch the minjas one, ull no wut i mean

    yumyumcowpie 5 years ago

  • hahaha ....the reason wuy im laughing is at u is cuz like a couple of other idiots u guys get to serious picking about evreything like ur going to say about my spelling in ur minds.......maybe but man loosen up i sware some people are crazy and get mad man they must be dead inside its ridiculous lol

    funnyxninja 5 years ago

  • im a critic, thats wut i do... i find these funny, yes, just pointing out a problem. fine, chikinjas, spontaneous humor, thats great... but he contradicts wut he says on wishing he could shrink himself.

    yumyumcowpie 5 years ago

  • ok i did go to far on that but still im a critic but if i find something is funny i laugh yeah but dude u got to laugh at this or one of the other episodes and not question and dude its a joke ....ok i just looked at the minjas one and i think i get what u mean he comes up with evrything so quicly righ or correct me if im wrong so agian im sorry i went a little to far its just some people have no humor but admit this is funny at lest one episode .

    funnyxninja 5 years ago

  • i think theyre all funny, thats y i watch them. did u watch the one on caninjas? okay, this is getting out of hand, these r supposed to b comments on the vid, lol

    yumyumcowpie 5 years ago

  • I'm seriously starting to think He's trying to imitate a ninja

    BlakkBludd 5 years ago

  • It's almost like he's pretending to be a ninja...hm...

    BlakkBludd 5 years ago

  • CHICKINJAS! hahahaha

    gilpereira 5 years ago

  • "before we came along, it was just known as "that thing that goes around" "

    Mirachu 5 years ago

  • *I am ninja! He is ninja! She is ninja too!*

    *I am ninja! We are ninja! And i believe that you are ninja too!* sooo genius!

    maximumownage 5 years ago

  • i really gotta find this in black...hahaha!!

    calibre369 5 years ago

  • "I guess the better question is... Can colds catch Ninjas?!" This guy is just.. AMAZING! <3

    GarnetxGardenia 5 years ago

  • "saurday night fever, where u can tell by the way i use my shuriken ima...ninja baby and a time for workin" lmao

    mike4388 5 years ago

  • AWESOME!!!!!!!

    Jinmaru 5 years ago

  • *sings ninja theme song* ^o^ I love this guy

    blackchocobogirl 5 years ago

  • I look forward to makeing you sneeze your brains out soon!

    Tawnycus 5 years ago

  • Ninja avenging a chickens death lol!

    Lazarius 5 years ago

  • this ones pretty good

    adrianroman 5 years ago

  • i really have to find this in black. lmao.

    eltakoduro 5 years ago

  • lol this guy is so funny hahahahhahahha

    FlashOmega 5 years ago

  • lol iv caught many colds! im a ninja! iv caught 23 diffrent types of colds so i shuved into a jar

    FlashOmega 5 years ago