Ah... the older voicemail theater. It only uses Halo, and is funny. Why can't you bring this back. No one cares to see an annoying kid saying something stupid into his mic. Plus, get rid of the computer voicemails, they sound too synthetic. Finally, stop trying to censor this, the new voicemails don't say anything innapropriate. If these changes were to happen, more people would enjoy this instead of talking shit about it.
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight
n 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
I played halo 3 for the first time today and I wasn't impressed. Clearly a fan based game. What I mean by that is that I would've had to play halo combat evolved, halo 2 then halo 3 to appreciate the game. Like I couldn't jump into the game and like it right away. I mean the games cool and all, but i'm not crazy for the game.
hey if yuo ever hear one on like episode 15 and a kid says "hey machinima when i see your vids i say.....this is sooo toasty!!!!" or "hey machiniama when i see other cids i say this sucks! not even toasty but when i see your vids i say this is soooo toasty!!!! with buttER!!!!
OMG! That guy who said that a brick had been thrown through his window! I met that guy in matchmaking. He was talking aobut that brick in the game! Cool.
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AllenSalvadorq 1 year ago
best episode
HeadSh0tAssasin 1 year ago
0:40 omg so fuunyy
stargate12345678 2 years ago
LOL!
Tridege 2 years ago
lol machinima dont make the vids
d3burca 2 years ago
what did he say at 1:12?
killer429 2 years ago
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Hurtix 2 years ago
1:28 is the absolute Best! EVER!
Truetolux 2 years ago
could i get these video's to get on my psp lol, i like it alot :P
Cybertanious 2 years ago
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BlindedByDeath 2 years ago
"Fred picks his ass!"
"No I don't.."
lol
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Ah... the older voicemail theater. It only uses Halo, and is funny. Why can't you bring this back. No one cares to see an annoying kid saying something stupid into his mic. Plus, get rid of the computer voicemails, they sound too synthetic. Finally, stop trying to censor this, the new voicemails don't say anything innapropriate. If these changes were to happen, more people would enjoy this instead of talking shit about it.
wylly911 2 years ago
LOL
THE LAST ONE.
verdictofcrime 2 years ago 2
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wtf..
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight
piratepetey123 2 years ago
wtf master chief from arby n the chief was in bed with that loser?!?
PPPrulez 2 years ago
IT'S MICROSOFT SAM.
go to control panel:
go to speech
CalGoneCrazy 2 years ago 2
1:28 is the absolute Best! EVER!
VolleyballChic53 2 years ago 2
Agreed. EPIC VICTORY.
MattiasXL 2 years ago
1:28 to 1:42 is the bomb
TheRiotMakers 3 years ago
NUMBER ONE OF ALL TIME YEAH!
XDude28 3 years ago
im going to call child services on your ass
elsha3r2 3 years ago 12
Machinima may cause anal bleeding!
LONEWOLFD36 3 years ago 3
HOLY SHIT! I'm not the only one who does nothing but scratch his balls and stare at the teacher's tits!
Thepocalypse 3 years ago 5
LOL! Frank picks his ass!!
No I don't...
LMAO!! XDXDXDXDXDXD
daveyboystephan 3 years ago 6
i stick my hand in my pants to warm up 2
jamesbach54 3 years ago 5
1:28 is the best one!!!!
AK12221 3 years ago
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MinoRopoRaptor 3 years ago
i mastr ch33f lollllolololoololol
masterclone7 3 years ago
'frank picks his ass'
'no i don't' XD
TheKariboDude 3 years ago
0:34 lol
frank picks his ass!
no i dont
and 1:28 and the last one is funny
gideon1452 3 years ago
its all the same people look at emblem
sithsaber5 3 years ago
ya the same people acted it with the charecters and stuff
n000bKinG887 3 years ago
no they didn't
xGHxLankyxGHx 3 years ago 3
window crashlololololollolololol
RandomTheroy 3 years ago
meh just stupid little kids and pot smokers
flint09 3 years ago
that last video was disturbing
halo23 3 years ago 2
NO! IT WAS HILARIOUS!
ColAgice09 3 years ago 2
FRANK PICKS HIS ASS!
LMFAO
lemob182 3 years ago
WHAT DAD?!?! NO I DONT WANT TO FUNNEL YOUR BALLS!! lolol
TurboMcnasty753 3 years ago
1:27 hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOo
x12danx 3 years ago
Yeah
ColAgice09 3 years ago
Im guessing he used a green screen
MachinamaFan1 3 years ago
HAHA
speaker3600 3 years ago
the last 1 was funny
VINCENATOR7 3 years ago 5
why? thats bullshit!
Zoo776 3 years ago 2
ROFL!!
GH3Legend34 3 years ago
what does ROFL mean? i could never figure it out
tutious 3 years ago
roll on the floor laughing
ilikecakeido 3 years ago
ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING
acidrain1621 3 years ago
NO DAD I DON'T WANT TO FUNNEL YOUR BALLS
xxvolkan 3 years ago 4
frank picks his ass no i dont xD LOL LOL
bonner130 3 years ago 2
frank picks his ass- frank: no i dont XD omg to funny
Loves2scooge 3 years ago
The first voicemail was funni
xXBuckhamXx 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahahhahahah
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GodlyChaosTV 3 years ago
these are so fucking retarded.....but theyre really really really funny. i might send a message thing to them
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n 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.
aginnai 3 years ago
lol the 'frank picks his ass' part was the best!
naruto132899 3 years ago
yh it waz!!
xXBuckhamXx 3 years ago
FRANK PICKS HIS ASS!
XD
nightglider767 3 years ago
omg that last ine was fucking awesome that fried chicken up my ass *ohyeah*
Leroyyand 3 years ago 3
how do u upload Voicemail on machinima?
aldo2k6 3 years ago
No see you need an xbox 360 and xbox live so you can send voice message, then they put a video with it :)
Kevsters1998 3 years ago
...or a computer with gfw live and send a voice message
olatimer 3 years ago
hehehehe, it was me who tossed the brick through your window BITH
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO THROW IT BACK
YOU HURT ME
FUCK
YOU BITCH, IM GONNA GET CHILD SERVICE ON YO ASS
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Awesome
NightRider2k8 3 years ago
no1 rate there are 911 ratings
Zebedee67 3 years ago
lol haha
Frank picks his ass
no i dont
RockBandHero101 3 years ago
rolf
tadanorm 3 years ago
and the last 1 is funny
spartenurmom 3 years ago
the first 1 is funny
spartenurmom 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH, the 2nd last one is the best
he needs new window
hehehehehehe
NightRider2k8 3 years ago 2
the last was creepy maybe it looked like it was funny but it just creeped me out
Creator230 3 years ago 3
bitch im gonna call child service's on your ass
blinxz1210 3 years ago 3
LOL the last is so funny XD
maximilli111 3 years ago
"fred picks his ass"
"No I don't"
best part XD.
I played halo 3 for the first time today and I wasn't impressed. Clearly a fan based game. What I mean by that is that I would've had to play halo combat evolved, halo 2 then halo 3 to appreciate the game. Like I couldn't jump into the game and like it right away. I mean the games cool and all, but i'm not crazy for the game.
babalo15 3 years ago 4
Thats how the die hard fanboys felt after playing COD4 so your not hated for your comment =P
yaladay 3 years ago 3
the last one creeped me out
theLVD 3 years ago
"Why!? Thats Bullshit!!" it never gets old.
uberarms 3 years ago 3
Bum love with machinima L0L
BrawlKid124 3 years ago
I love the opening and the end. WHY! THATS BULLSHIT!
mathieustjules 3 years ago 9
lol, EVERYONE says that, I like it too, it never gets old
legofreakazoid13 3 years ago
The last one was scary O.o
Tabu1993 3 years ago 5
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Wtf machinima isn't a man, its a website for video's redtards.
Rulictar 3 years ago
stfu if machinima isnt a man website then why are u watching a video from machinima idiot
maximilli111 3 years ago
hahaha the child services kid
keelord 3 years ago 4
ROFL!!!!!! The fried chicken ass thing is funny.
nachoguy5 3 years ago
LMAO at the last one and u sticked the fried chicken in my ass XD
xXTrickeyXx 3 years ago
"Brad picks his ayus(ass)" "No I don't..."
aidin67 3 years ago 3
"jake come back to bed" ooh i never knew master chief was a pedo.
ChugaTheMonkey 3 years ago 4
ya and uhh whos calls there father by there name
ya hes being molested by master chief!
DemonLewisxb 3 years ago
i love these vids keep up the work
Salistic360 3 years ago
Creepy shit here, dude.
JimmyCougar 3 years ago
what you eye are up there?
mecrushbloodelf 3 years ago
whats with thee whyyy thats bullshit?
sounds like a little 8 yr olds lol
1rs11ch4d11rs1 3 years ago
its this kid who wants to delay his bedtime by wanting some chocolate milk. youtube "chocolate milk" and click the first video
WoWplayer13 3 years ago
no his mom told him to turn the tv down because she was going to bed lol
whatforfree 3 years ago
yea, and tha tvidoe was recoded at 9:05 EST , i think that was the time, lol, who goes to vbed at 9:00 over the age of 10?
Rcrby525 3 years ago
that brick thing is epic!
mexicanese50 3 years ago
:34 FTw rofl
keelord 3 years ago
1:28 SO FUNNY!!!
Doomdude999 3 years ago
machinima fuck yea
taxisaber 3 years ago
taht was the funniest one I've seen yet!
Lightningbolt20 3 years ago
my favourite part is when the brick gets tossed through the window
Bowser1213 3 years ago
lol 1:38
00ColdFusion00 3 years ago
oHHH shit! wat dad no i don't funnel your balls! lol!
Fall3nAng3ls 3 years ago
frank picks his ass
no i dont
airguitar1991 3 years ago 2
not as bad as adam g he picks his nose, picks his ear, picks his ass, picks his dick then eats it
HaloFan262 3 years ago
ha ha
sensly41 3 years ago
LOL @ the ending message.
I laughed so hard.
Disproving 3 years ago 2
lol same hilarious
Fordesman 3 years ago
brixs r bttr lulz
ChaoticFaeth22 3 years ago
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wowforestwalker 3 years ago
Hay rember Haloxking215 da 1 how help with acvhments I Hope dis is da dude im takin about dat sucks me cant do MACHINIMA
Haloxking215 3 years ago
I always but my hand down my pants for warmth!
SlayerDude6 3 years ago
lol the brick...
ThePivotMasta 3 years ago 2
RoflCopter i love the brick through the window part
Bowser1213 3 years ago 3
true dat
Spoothead12 3 years ago
MECHINAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA may cause anal bleeding
lol
cooljoeh13 3 years ago
wtf the ending was wack but funny
lmao
noobowner24 3 years ago
haha i love the intro why?!?! THATS BULLSHIT!!! these voicemails rock =D
Dantaroen 3 years ago
why thats bullshit!!
CrowNedRhiNo23 3 years ago 3
Machinima!!!!!!!! may cause anal bleeding
xD
Robomaniac401 3 years ago
Jay, come back to bed.
XroovenHalo3 3 years ago
lol fred picks his ass
Dogfather95 3 years ago
no i dont... LMFAO!!!
joshinator159 3 years ago
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i give it a ten!! and ten!! it was sexual, it was erotic, shit i still have wood.
sirscratchalot05 3 years ago
wtf was up wih the last guy
MATTMANN1227 3 years ago
im gey
tru3d1r3cter 3 years ago
i m goin 2 fukin kill u, lol!!!
boypretty225 3 years ago
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WHY??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!!!!
:D
five6nine 3 years ago
I LOVE THAT!!!
conorthompson89 3 years ago
if you hear some one singing the pokemon themesong it was me!!!
cnc109 3 years ago
lol y dats bull shit
assssin94 3 years ago
bayb, coem bak 2 b3d. ROFL!
Emre004 3 years ago
the last one is soo funny (lolz)
halo3freak778 3 years ago
the one were master cheif says babe comne back to bed is me freind
Stevo0508 3 years ago
lol Tell her I thought that was freakin hilarious!!!
reversededges25 3 years ago
i thought this was supposed to be funny not trying to rape a fucking website...it seems as though machinima is a person
liammullins365 3 years ago
lol.. "i'll call child services on ur asses'...
mangekyousharingon1 3 years ago
hey if yuo ever hear one on like episode 15 and a kid says "hey machinima when i see your vids i say.....this is sooo toasty!!!!" or "hey machiniama when i see other cids i say this sucks! not even toasty but when i see your vids i say this is soooo toasty!!!! with buttER!!!!
thugsandgangs2 3 years ago
rofl at master chief calling to come back to bed end was funny as hell though
nick9102 3 years ago
the best is 1:28 ILL FUCKING KILL YOU MACHINIMA!!!!!!!!!
crafwishboil77 3 years ago
the last 1 was the funniest
XXXDMONEY7XXX 3 years ago
lol (why thats bull SHIT!)
meerkatman22 3 years ago 2
lol, whats with fried chicken and asses these days?
lemonthekid552 3 years ago 3
fred picks his ass............* no i dont rofl
azureknight625 3 years ago 2
I wonder how many perverted and stupid things they have to sit through and listen to....
soup460 3 years ago
lmfao the end
Rocco540 3 years ago
OMG! That guy who said that a brick had been thrown through his window! I met that guy in matchmaking. He was talking aobut that brick in the game! Cool.
playerofrock04 3 years ago
Yeah? Who are you?
infinitextimes 3 years ago
DarkSider 117 is my Gamertag if thats what you wanted to know :P
playerofrock04 3 years ago
Well, unless the gamertag was "The Andruson," they were lying.
infinitextimes 3 years ago
I seriously think that mine was the only recording that WASN'T about asses or balls or something like that... the one about the brick and whatnot...
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lol hope i dont fart on your balls
mjokirbyguy34 3 years ago
loloolol, "I no it was u that trew that brick at my window matchinima and now- *window smashing* awata fuck!!! u just did it again!!"
shadowace421 3 years ago
ok do those retards actually think that Machinima has a group gamertag dumb asses
xI10IITENII10Ix 3 years ago
fred picks his ass........no i dont
lololololol
semperfiman550 3 years ago
lol
rahmanroni 3 years ago
fraping about chicken and machinima hmmmm
batman05655 3 years ago
last guy was funny with the chicken up the ass joke
masterrewr 3 years ago
tight
KillaUsman13 3 years ago
wow that last guy had problems
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xccxcxccx 3 years ago
LMFAO
MastaLipsyncKA 3 years ago
laughing my fucking ass off.
IWIN888 3 years ago
voice mail isn't funny anymore, its all the same stuff over and over again
DualEagle 3 years ago
End was best.
Combine177 3 years ago 3
master chief: jane come bak to bed
jane: il be there in a second master chief, im just talking to machinima
pjrules1666 3 years ago 2
wats that guys gamertag at 0:54
he sounds like somebody i know
KiNG5333 3 years ago
00:33 Best out of all the episodes.
Kytarntheguitarhero 3 years ago
how do u get in one of these videos?
ALTRIX1 3 years ago
halo sucks
ovechkin100 3 years ago
dont go into a "Halo" vodeo then if u dnt like it.
EthanELT 3 years ago