Not Seeing Eye2Eye

[Hyardacil]

Oh god. That bronze age statement.

JESUS.

That is such stupid, IT BURNS! AARGH

[workaholicandy]

ah tis a pleasure to watch such a masterful ripping apart of such a complete pile of horseshit. you are woefully undersubscribed

[OgreVI]

Why does he keep typing "G-d"? Is this some kind of using God's name in vain thing? It makes no sense. Does God not like seeing his name spelled out?

[pumpstations]

vid = BACON

[jHotmetala]

This video was great, just one problem.

At the beginning you say Jesus would have bean a atheist according to his

definition of atheism, but his definition is "denial of just the lord." Jesus being the lord, If Jesus believed in himself then he would not be an atheist.

Just saying.

[paulchartley]

@jHotmetala Jesus did not claim he was God or that he was equal to God. Read John 14:28- You heard that I said to you i am going away and I am coming back to you. If you loved me you would rejoice that I am going my way to the Father, because the Father is greater than I am. Jesus stated he is going to the Father (God) not to himself and the Father is greater than he is. If Jesus is God this statement would make no sense.

Jesus denied being the lord.

[jHotmetala]

@paulchartley

Thank you for the clarification.

[MacabreManifesto]

23:50: I have coined the term ASA, Atheist Sleeper Agent, to describe this person. I cannot accept that he is serious, he must be joking, giving us LOLs. Of course if he is serious, then I might be in denial, I do not like to think that there are individuals who are so stupid that they effectively bring down the mean IQ of humanity by a point

[fooltard]

17) That lump your neck is called an Adam's Apple. This proves not only that Adam existed but also that the fruit of knowledge of good and evil was in fact an apple!

[paulchartley]

@fooltard Yeah and they call your spare ribs, spare ribs because you don't really need them.

I hope you don't mind me using that Adams apple one in the future. That's bloody brilliant

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[mcrd2001]

Wow, I've never listened to a 24:24 castration before. Nice job Charts.

[paulchartley]

@mcrd2001 Many thanks, glad you liked it

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[SpookyFan]

Somebody has to do it. Thank you for your service.

[paulchartley]

@SpookyFan Any Time :0)

[Spartanoffaith]

All of Eye2EyeIIIV's points were clearly right and logical. If you'll excuse me I'm going to return to drinking bleach.

[paulchartley]

@Spartanoffaith Well I suppose drinking bleach is better than handling venomous snakes :0)

I can not work out if he is a Poe or not, his arguments are just so far out there it borders on the ludicrous!

[vesman81]

Impressive video.

i like your take on point 10,

[paulchartley]

@vesman81 I could have done a whole video just on point 10 but unfortunately I had to keep it brief

Many Thanks

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[stripymccatpuss]

This freak sent me this as well...I actually sat through the vid...

[paulchartley]

@stripymccatpuss LOL :0)

[TychoCelchu]

Got the PM too. Didn't make it past his 3rd point. The SoG question at the start really set the tone and it rapidly became clear that it was just a kid having a cry about being called names, I turned it off.

It's like God and Charles Darwin were picking teams, but for some reason God picked all the disabled kids. I suppose it makes sense that Darwin would select the fittest.

[paulchartley]

@TychoCelchu ROFLMAO!!

Yep, starting his rant with the SoG question was just a sign of things to come.

Sadly the SoG question appeared to be the only one of his points that required any real intelligent thought to debunk but even then that was on how to reply to it in a way that hadn't been used a do debunk it before by so many others. I had actually already debunked the SoG question in another video previously.

The rest of the points are just dumb.

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[Jason442200]

Waite waite waite....so you mean there ISN"T a layer of strata with information in it?

[paulchartley]

@Jason442200 It appear so :0)

It looks like the mythical book layer of the Cambrian is just a myth and that Cretaceous rocks have nothing to do with cretins

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[bdf2718]

Epic pwnage I love the way you use a mixture of condescension and contempt.

He made himself look stupid but it required your skills to turn that stupidity into a polished gem for people to admire and treasure.

[paulchartley]

@bdf2718 When replying to a video that is so obviously full of fallacies and utterly irrelevant assertions you can not help but be contemptuous and condescending unfortunately.

However it does make for a great video response

Glad you liked it

Many thanks

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[Nocturnalux]

He sent me this video too. And desk palmed. It made my brain hurt.

[Desertphile]

... and, the Bronze Age was a geologic era? ROTFL!

[paulchartley]

@Desertphile Yeah that had me laughing my ass off

All the way through I was chomping at the bit to get to that point. When I first heard it I thought that this guy was a Poe but apparently he is the real deal.

[Desertphile]

Fucking awesome video. It would have been good for Coughlan616's pwnage olympics.

[evensgrey]

Perhaps Eye2EyeIIIV has taken a page from Drunky's playbook and did the video drunk.

[paulchartley]

@evensgrey I think the more likely possibility is that he took a page from Kent Hovind's playbook and did the video while stupid

[LordCustos3]

@paulchartley

Actually, he took a page from a Chick Tract, and read it seriously and declared it to be reliable and true.

That was mistake #3 of 3,963,761,103. And he's still young.

[AmsterdamHeavy]

yeah, I got that dumb ass message too - I blocked him because it contained that Shock of God bullshit. Props to you for have the stomach to reply.

[paulchartley]

@AmsterdamHeavy What is it about the shock of god question that instantly marks what every it is found in as an utter waste of time.

Its like the dumbass seal of approval, the obvious skid mark that once applied to an argument renders it a waste of time

[starfedrogue]

I am about to watch this video and I am almost dying with the anticipation of his "16 most impaired mistakes that atheists make" being just as enthralling, witty, well-conceived, well-rehearsed, and irrefutable as his "13 questions every intelligent atheistic evolutionist must answer", (which I note is no longer available...)

[AnApeLikeMe]

I was sent this too but couldn't bring myself to watch it beyond the first few points. Heard it all before, does he honestly believe he's going to convert anyone with this bullshit.

[paulchartley]

@AnApeLikeMe It gives a good indication of the number of people who listen to shockofgod and honestly believe that nobody has been able to answer his question.

It gives them a nasty shock when they use it expecting to stump us and we come right back at them with a dozen different replies that they find hard to refute.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Eye2Eye's list had the apparently unintended effect of demonstrating his massive illiteracy and apparent inability to entertain a single rational thought.

[starfedrogue]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 I liked his "13 questions..." video in which he gave the appearance of having never read the list of questions before in his life. It was... like... SO cogent.

[paulchartley]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 I considered titling this video the 16 most impaired mistakes that Eye2Eye could have made in a video but someone else already had a title for theirs that was perilously close to that already.

There isn't a single point in his whole list that is actually hard to debunk. The difficulty is getting it done in a reasonable time.

[drusillathetinsmith]

i *did* turn the vid off when i saw the shockofgod question. then i forced myself to look at it again. thanks for the rebuttal. i had no words to tell this guy. really.

[paulchartley]

@drusillathetinsmith I considered that I would make him regret sending me the video in the first place by dignifying him with an answer that the video deserved

I don't know if he will like the answer he got but if he didn't he should think carefully about sending me any further videos

The shockofgod question really says it all. He doesn't even give you any kind of warning its just bang, straight into the stupid feet first

[pilgrimpater]

I got this too but found it so poorly thought out and weak in content that i didn't wish to waste time on it and ignored it in a wave of utter apathy.

Sir, i salute you for having the patience and will to respond to someone with such a child like mind. I doubt whether eye2eye will even view the responses let alone respond.

[paulchartley]

@pilgrimpater Many thanks, glad you liked it

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[MilitantPeaceist]

Bats are mammal that has hollow bones that can fly & Emu's/Ostrich's are birds with solid bones that can't ~

Was god stoned that day?

[paulchartley]

@MilitantPeaceist So very intelligently designed!

However according to gods inerrant truth and the book it inspired bats are actually birds.

Moses would have shit himself if he had ever seen a platypus!

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[SpiderWhiteYT]

@paulchartley I am confused as to how they came to the conclusion that a bat is a bird. It's like calling a snake a spider.

[Adhominology]

Considering this PieInEye character thinks IIIV = 35

Then it is safe to assume that he thinks his bowels are the beauty of Heaven!

[paulchartley]

@Adhominology I must admit I didn't know if I should address him as eye to eye two or eye to eye, eye, eye, Ivy because eye to eye 35 would be eye2eyeXXXV.

Of course that would make him XXX rated and unsuitable for viewing by young and impressionable children.

Oh wait... nevermind

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[Adhominology]

@paulchartley

Oh touche ;)

[gilgameshismist]

"they always go off on their oxymoron rubbish again that it's "bronze—age mythoIogy”, when there’s no evidence whatsoever for a 'bronze age" (just a buried layer of strata with a lot of bronze in it)" (BTW: OCR-tools FTW)

I lolled so hard I almost jizzed my pants..

[paulchartley]

@gilgameshismist I must admit that it was the bronze age gaff that was the hook that made me want to reply to this one.

Once I got into replying to that one the rest just followed and I ended up rebutting all 16

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[gilgameshismist]

@paulchartley

"Once I got into replying to that one the rest just followed and I ended up rebutting all 16"

In a brilliant way!

Thanks for another excellent vid!

[gilgameshismist]

The Jews where chosen by all Christians since History.

Pope Paul IV already made ghettos in the year 1555, forced the Jews to wear yellow hats and scarfs, and forbid them to have properties..

The "Cum nimis absurdum" issued by that pope was the renewal of anti-Jewish legislation.

The Catholic Hitler only renewed an old Christian Idea, and had modern technology to make religious bigotry and hatred "more efficient"..

[rozeboosje]

A great video but wasted on a SPAMmer who actually presents no argument whatsoever. But very enjoyable all the same.

[rozeboosje]

"we do indeed say that creationists and creation scientists are uneducated".

Erm.....

You will never hear ME use the term "creation scientist". ;-)

[mylovelydame21]

Ow... his stupid is hurting me. LOL

[BadScienceForFools]

Yours is the best video response to Eye2Eye's 16 mistakes I have seen. I wanted to do one myself but what can I say now? I will just refer to your video, not only for the content but also for your voice.

I doubt that Eye2Eye will resond to your video, he has never replied to my comments, I think he doesn't even read them.

[n3rdm4n]

Awesome debunking. Definitely going to be watching... nay enjoying this a lot more times in the future. Thank you.

[SiriusMined]

Great vid, Paul.

Thanks for the reference in the links! :-)

I cant' wait until someone digs down to our layer of strata and finds the information ;-)

[paulchartley]

@SiriusMined Not a problem mate, I did after all promise you a shout out when the opportunity arose

I'm looking forward to someone digging down past the computers and finding the space strata below.

Fuckwits like this one will probably claim they already have in the form of caves. dark and empty and full of birds that look like bats

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[SiriusMined]

@paulchartley

Don't forget the cud chewing rabbits!

[finitekosmos]

Paul, thank you for providing an excellent disection of yet another batch of creationist drivel. I actually find disections such as these to be extremely useful, as they address and debunk the foundation of most of the creationist 'argument' in one handy package.

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Yeah I got this one, too. I'm sending it to other athiests to see their reactions. ;-D

[paulchartley]

@KawaiiKemonomimi As I said in the info box, I saw the shock of god question and turned it off.

It was only after I saw SiriusMined's vid laughing at point 14 that I went back and watched it fully

I have sixteen new dents in my desk from 16 head-desk episodes so I thought that I would sooth the pain of the burning stupid by giving him a response

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[cosmos11]

Eye2Eye should win the dim bulb of the week award, but there are just so many to choose from. He has to be at the top of the list:)

[paulchartley]

@cosmos11 Well he certainly made a mistake when he sent his video to me.

I hope he sends me more as if he does I will demolish those too.

To be honest I was barely aware of him and had certainly never watched any of his videos

I don't think there is a bulb dim enough to describe him.

He must surely qualify for the LED award as LEDs require considerably less voltage and power to operate.

LED in this case standing for

Lacking

Educational

Development

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[Snackar]

Oh my. My migraine is working its way back after that one. How do you manage to keep sane with these? (Or are you still sane?)

Have to say the spoon bit got me laughing. HARD. :)

[paulchartley]

@Snackar You forget, I started off my youtube career by peer reviewing Kent Hovind's dissertation (On the basis that qualified as a peer as I don't hold a Ph.D. either) which span out to a series that was 70 episodes long so I am pretty much immune to the inane prattelings of these morons.

I liked the spoon bit too but I was especially chuffed at the fact that the guy who invented the idea of AD/BC was a short Roman bloke called Dennis which is apparently 100% true

[Snackar]

@paulchartley Haha, yeah. I'm still working my way through all your Hovind dissertation series. I can only take so much of his stupidity in one sitting. Your comments through it are what keep me going.

I had also heard about Dennis the Little and the calendar thing before, but it's not something brought up much for some reason. It's just taken that things were always BC or AD forever it seems. Makes me picture some psychic caveman thing going on. Heh

[Gaawachan]

I love how so many people seem to think that if someone swears it means they must be immoral. XD

[paulchartley]

@Gaawachan Yes I must admit that I find it f**king well hilarious

Feel free to rob, murder, lie and rape in the name of the lord just as long as you don't use any foul language because while we can excuse robbery, murder, lies and rape with scripture god does not like to hear his own name used in vain or naughty words.

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[Danmill23]

I think it's correct that Kent spent "15 years teaching high school science" ... to Eric. Think about the exact and precise words Kent uses when explaining this. He does NOT say he taught in a school. He home schooled Eric. Also you can note the grins they share (Eric mostly) when they are together and this statement is asserted.

E2E is a moron of the highest order. Grand Moron perhaps. Bronze age layers ... lol.

[paulchartley]

@Danmill23 In actual fact Mr Hovind spent 15 years as a freelance teacher who was contracted by various communities to teach science to their home schooled children once the level of the curriculum that they were required to teach to their children reached a level that they were incapable of doing themselves.

This says that these parents home schooling their children did not have a level of understanding of the subject that met high school standards

I pity those children.

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[whitelightning1161]

i am currently uploaded a response to him, it's taken forever to upload , he is such a dumb twat, he bitches about us name-calling then says we are drunken baby killers.

[paulchartley]

@whitelightning1161 Hey, I didn't know you watched my stuff :0)

Yeah, I mentioned a definition of hypocrisy in my video and told him to think about the concept for that very reason. I didnt want to spend the whole video picking him up for the ad homs that he was using or pointing out that for the whole of point 16 he was projecting

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[whitelightning1161]

@paulchartley I don't feel like dealing with that, it's much more fun to put on face paint and pretend to be demonic.

[SCRulerShinoda]

I made an hour and a half long video dealing with this prick.

[paulchartley]

@SCRulerShinoda Its a sad reality that just 9 minutes of horse shit from one of these idiots takes so long to debunk if you are going to do it properley.

I had to cut so much out of this to make it anywhere near short enough for people to watch as the on screen graphics are just screencaps of text and are liable to send people to sleep if I got far too deep.

Hopefully he will respond with specific points and then I can expand on some of the areas that I briefly skimmed over.

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[SCRulerShinoda]

@paulchartley lol I was angry and yelling so noone will fall asleep if they even watch mine.

[paulchartley]

@SCRulerShinoda I'm going to go watch that one next

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[SCRulerShinoda]

@paulchartley lol mine?

[saxmanchiro]

I think this Creationist is sending many atheists his vids. I asked him to not waste my time with such nonsense. I would rather drag my bare ass across broken glass than watch anything he produces. His level of brainwashing is impressive.

Nice job and I agree with your intentions regarding not stopping to laugh until he stops the nonsense.

[MobileThinker]

@saxmanchiro he sent me three videos, i think. after i told him to stop, he decided to send me one more. yeah...he has brain issues.

[paulchartley]

@MobileThinker Well he can send me the videos he was sending you.

I will relish the challenge of sending them back where the sun doesn't shine with a fail grade attached.

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[MobileThinker]

@paulchartley alright, i will send them to you, i just don't have the time to deal with him, working on a video about eugenics...kinda difficult.

[paulchartley]

@saxmanchiro Well if he send me more of his shite I will just debunk it.

He does not appear to have any original ideas so its all a walk in the park.

He appears to have watched far too much Hovind crap to be healthy

I will indeed keep laughing at him because there is little in his videos that I can take serious as a credible argument.

The hardest bit was actually working out what he meant which usually meant that I had to translate it into cretin.

Just as well I have read Hovind's thesis