There's no such thing as etiquette in the men's room. If the only urinal open is in the middle and I have to piss, I'm going to use it. Besides, how dignified can you be while someone's in the stall farting up a storm and you've got your dick in your hand.
@scwrestler21792 Yes....why ths need o separate people ? An aseptized society where noone look an anybody. WE know males love to share primary moments......as pasrt of therir own self satisaction...
There was this guy at my high school who blatantly disregarded the rules everyday. He would pick the Middle Urinal and look over at who ever got next to him. He'd twist his neck like he was trying to loosen up his muscles but then he'd bring his head down and look at your cock. Principal forced him to leave school early one day when about 50 of us crowded the bathroom and left the Middle Urinal open just for him (cuz we all knew his routine) but he left the bathroom cuz he knew what was up.
@Graffitist Yeah thats a good reason to kick someone outta school. Do they not teach any communication skills at that school? No one, not even the teachers thought it a good idea to talk to him about it and resolve it before it got that bad he had to leave? Thats fucked up and not anything you should feel proud or brag about.
@Graffitist i think that guy was just trying to make the guys next to him nervous and see if that would make them unable to piss so they would have to hold it for next class. he could look with his eyes without moving his head and no one would notice. must be huge bathroom to fit 50 in bathroom!!!!
ha ha what is the use of puting urinal bowl near to each other
if you cannot use if someone using the other next to it...common sense they put 3 meaning 3person can use it at the same time...for me i dont care whoever standing beside me anyway its a public toilet,,,
THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKIN USE URINALS, IT'S BULLSHIT. There is the don't look over or down rule, but you know what? I notice A LOT of guys do. I don't like taking a piss in front of people in the first place, It's dirty so I don't really wanna do it. Especially if you're at a game. The bathrooms are packed with 10guys behind you. Fuck that, I'm going in a stall.
Somebody's insecure about his sexuality....who gives a fuck which urinal you use? I'm there to pee, and don't care if another guy can see my junk. Seriously.
Why don't just remove those dividers? All men have penis as we all know and it will be alright if we show our penis to other men who also have penis no matter how large or small your penis is. As long as you are a man, you don't have to hide something whatever you want to do in the CR whether you urinate or masturbate.
None if this matters if you're hung like a horse, it only matters if it's itty-bitty in size.
When it's big as a horse you just flop it out anywhere, no matter whose around or where they are standing. Hung men don't give a crap about all this privacy, etiquette stuff.
Basically true, but using a urinal next to someone is permitted if it's the only place to go available. And the rules are relaxed some if the urinals have dividing walls between them.
why don't they have urinals in the mens room where it is private?..like walking in a stall..instead of a tolite a urinal instead?..Doesn't that bother men to be pulling out there private part for a stranger to see?...Sorry I'm a girl..just like to know
@Midnightryder7 depends on how big you are to be honest, if your normal sized nobody will care and they just continue they're business, you can tell if they are smaller than average if they go in stall, and if they are bigger than normal its awkward for everyone considering they usually wave it around for everyone to see... man rules 101
@spenserdeux Alright, 1. This video does not give hints on how to use a urinal, but the etiquette around urinal use, most of these things are obvevous, indeed, yet there are many other videos on youtube that give less meaning than this one. 2. "Tiny dicked little boys" and "I've got a big cock". Well, it sounds to me that bragging about your size in this comment does not only ruin your point, it also gives an idea that you might have a small one, and this is the only way you can boost your ego
Well i have found after about 7 beers and a game of football all etiquette goes out the window. Everybody line up like soldiers splashing each other and ranting about the game... i have come to know of this as 'Male Bonding'. And its no place for the pee shy.
The only rule when using the urinal is STFU and eyes forward
Does any other guys think its stupid not to put that little wall between the urinals? I hate my old high school because the urinals were so close to each other and they had no divider.
So whats the point of the middle urinal if you're not supposed to use it? I'll admit I would prefer a partition between urinals, but in either case, I just do my business and leave. I don't care whose standing next to me, as long as they aren't peeking!
bullshit! i dont care if its the middle or the side.. I will do my business and get the hell out of there.. its not gay to use the middle.. but its wise not to pull a conversation and do not peep into someone else's peepee.. lol
@YieuLongHoi Oh sir, my arguments are faulty and hyprocritical? You lack arguments with any actually valid points, again, being the fact that the population of North America is mainly whites, statistics would easily show this.
The nature of this argument is rather pathetic, really.
@teetertoter3 Statistics don't represent every single member of an ethnicity and therefore you shouldn't be making huge generalizations. I used the caucasian homicidal trend as an example. You then stated that "It couldn't be the country where the majority of people are white" and you then disproved yourself by saying, "Majority of people are white = majority of criminals are white". Right there is a circular and hypocritical argument. This is all out of fun, to see you keep coming back.
@YieuLongHoi Friend, when I said, "In what country? It couldn't be the country where the majority of people are white?", I was stating in a sarcastic manner that the fact you had stated was moot, given the fact that the majority of the people in America are white.
If you are saying that I am a hypocrite in this sense, however, wouldn't that in turn, make you a hypocrite as well? You cited a statistic, and are now saying that statistics only represent generalizations?
@teetertoter3 I cited that statistic to prove they aren't the truth and only truth for everyone, same with the stereotypes about asians, though you go throwing it about. I was not stating the statistic to approve of them or to approve generalizations and stereotypes but to show that it does not apply to every member of the group being targeted.
LOL this is homolarious, if ur strraight and know ur then u shouldnt be bother by this, seriously u need to get over ur homophobia, wow a guy sees ur dik big deal, one or two things will happen, either he will compliment u or he will laugh at u, hey who knows u can even geta bj from the guy, hey a mouth is a mouth, no but seriously ur ridiculous, get over it, if the guy next to u checks u out take it as a compiment and thank the guy, u have to be sure of ur masculinity, dont be bother by it
What a stupid rules! when you NEED to use the urinal, it doesn´t matter if there´s someone next to you!!! and following your stupid rules, the urinal in the middle can not be used ever!!!! :S Work in your problems pissing in public places!!!
I'm sorry that I just wasted 4 minutes of my life watching this video. If you have a problem holding your penis while standing next to someone else, then you have issues. Get over it. What do you do when you really have to take a piss, and every toilet and every urinal are taken, except for one... like after a movie lets out?
Golden Rule of Urinal Etiquette: Don't piss on the shoes of the guy standing next to you.
There's no need to learn about 'urinal etiquette'. If the other person is uncomfortable with you next to them then they should use a proper toilet or vice versa. What's the big deal? Surely there are more important things to worry about. I mean, it takes all of 10 seconds.
What's the proper etiquette if the men's room has one of those big, round urinals in the middle of the floor where guys just pull out their dicks to piss; is it okay to look at other guys' dicks? After all, they're practically right in front of you.
Another reason not to s---t in a urinal: That's not what they're made for! (Hint: What do you think "urinal" means? It's derived from the word "urine",)
If the middle one is never used...then..please someone explain me.WHY THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE THE MIDDLE ONE??????
HRHAF 1 week ago
what's the song's name?? that was really funny man jajajajajjajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajaja
ixxxtepec 2 weeks ago
-_-
tineytazz 1 month ago
i thought we came hardwired with this knowledge...
BCdipper1 2 months ago
Jeez, this dude sure has to pee a lot...
wurly164 3 months ago
just shit.
baldybouncers 3 months ago
gay song choice
wweron07 3 months ago
@wweron07 you would know
harmoda 1 week ago
My school :p
12Xbox12 3 months ago
MEMO
cokeUGHchickenwings 3 months ago
lol if you can't use the middle urinal, why making one?
jin54363 4 months ago
@jin54363 I don't think guys plan the layout of a men's room.
4ingP 4 months ago
lol
Incrediblejeff 5 months ago
Thatss the old looooooooooooong time ago macbook air song for ads!!!!
television472tv 5 months ago
Urinal Etiquette for men that are insecure more like.
hero28 5 months ago
There's no such thing as etiquette in the men's room. If the only urinal open is in the middle and I have to piss, I'm going to use it. Besides, how dignified can you be while someone's in the stall farting up a storm and you've got your dick in your hand.
ghrpdx 5 months ago
wtf! senseless
icebreakerulez 5 months ago
when are u allowed to use the middle urinal?
jetro091 5 months ago
for some reason i found this hilarious
Drummafolife 5 months ago
i think the black kid just wanted to show off
scwrestler21792 5 months ago
@scwrestler21792 Yes....why ths need o separate people ? An aseptized society where noone look an anybody. WE know males love to share primary moments......as pasrt of therir own self satisaction...
sinoples 5 months ago
I don't know about anyone else but i piss in the trash can...
Wobnog 5 months ago
following these ridiculous rules will keep that cute papi next to you from giving you some bomb ass head at Port Authority!.
david2407 5 months ago
what if there are 4 urinals.. D:
BlakeGoodwell 5 months ago
0:32 That's not right. That's left. :P
EclipseCries 6 months ago
@EclipseCries
he said right=correct, not as a direction
jin54363 4 months ago
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@jin54363 That was meant as a joke. =.=
EclipseCries 4 months ago
3:07 - 3:37 made me piss my pants laughing!
oh wait...
wawahwario 6 months ago
Totally effing stupid. It's very wasteful of good time I could have spent watching something funny...
magika11 7 months ago
it never said that u couldent go in the girls bathroom
F2PLeNGaNd 7 months ago
There was this guy at my high school who blatantly disregarded the rules everyday. He would pick the Middle Urinal and look over at who ever got next to him. He'd twist his neck like he was trying to loosen up his muscles but then he'd bring his head down and look at your cock. Principal forced him to leave school early one day when about 50 of us crowded the bathroom and left the Middle Urinal open just for him (cuz we all knew his routine) but he left the bathroom cuz he knew what was up.
Graffitist 7 months ago
@Graffitist Yeah thats a good reason to kick someone outta school. Do they not teach any communication skills at that school? No one, not even the teachers thought it a good idea to talk to him about it and resolve it before it got that bad he had to leave? Thats fucked up and not anything you should feel proud or brag about.
global001 7 months ago
@Graffitist Wish he had went to my school.....
david2407 5 months ago
@Graffitist i think that guy was just trying to make the guys next to him nervous and see if that would make them unable to piss so they would have to hold it for next class. he could look with his eyes without moving his head and no one would notice. must be huge bathroom to fit 50 in bathroom!!!!
wrestlerstudmuffin 3 months ago
This is stupid.
Happiness4lyfe 7 months ago
If it states that: "one must not use the middle urinal", THEN WHY THE HELL TO THEY PUT ONE THERE???
MrPPpuma 8 months ago
ha ha what is the use of puting urinal bowl near to each other
if you cannot use if someone using the other next to it...common sense they put 3 meaning 3person can use it at the same time...for me i dont care whoever standing beside me anyway its a public toilet,,,
makemebore 9 months ago
No one washed their hands at any point >.<
OlderSnake 9 months ago 13
man, people can't even take a joke
YieuLongHoi 9 months ago
What if the toilets are all being used and the middle urinal is vacant and you have to pee so badly because your bladder hurts?!
TimeKaiser 9 months ago
why am i watching this ?
IMAQTQ8Y 10 months ago
;)
2012PIOTR 10 months ago
LOL what's wrong with the middle one? (girl here)
KimCullen12 11 months ago
@KimCullen12 Splash Zone.
hengreer 11 months ago
@KimCullen12 Splash Zone.
hengreer 11 months ago
@hengreer lol
KimCullen12 11 months ago
a real man secure in his masculinity and sexuality can use the wall at any time no matter the senario......friggen pussies
gregg227 11 months ago
This is childish.
jkrdsr 11 months ago
idc if anyone piss besides me... and a lot time there's a divider between the urinals so these rules don't apply
Alxphat 11 months ago
wait so the middle urinal was built just for decorative purposes?? this video makes no sense
UnleashTheVoice 11 months ago
THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKIN USE URINALS, IT'S BULLSHIT. There is the don't look over or down rule, but you know what? I notice A LOT of guys do. I don't like taking a piss in front of people in the first place, It's dirty so I don't really wanna do it. Especially if you're at a game. The bathrooms are packed with 10guys behind you. Fuck that, I'm going in a stall.
ichbineincoolcat 11 months ago
Somebody's insecure about his sexuality....who gives a fuck which urinal you use? I'm there to pee, and don't care if another guy can see my junk. Seriously.
pdxbater 11 months ago
Why don't just remove those dividers? All men have penis as we all know and it will be alright if we show our penis to other men who also have penis no matter how large or small your penis is. As long as you are a man, you don't have to hide something whatever you want to do in the CR whether you urinate or masturbate.
theorangeinvader 11 months ago
None if this matters if you're hung like a horse, it only matters if it's itty-bitty in size.
When it's big as a horse you just flop it out anywhere, no matter whose around or where they are standing. Hung men don't give a crap about all this privacy, etiquette stuff.
Showinbulge 1 year ago
what if its a crowded bathroom with long lines going outside like at a game or something
teaganlovesfood 1 year ago
Thanxs for all the responses to my question!!
Midnightryder7 1 year ago
LOOOL
This is pretty good.
toxicfarts911 1 year ago
I guess if both toilets are being used and someones using the middle urinal youre left waiting for someone ot finish up.
I think this is stupid and someone is not confident in their sexuality. If you gotta go just fucking go.
samhainaz 1 year ago
Basically true, but using a urinal next to someone is permitted if it's the only place to go available. And the rules are relaxed some if the urinals have dividing walls between them.
masongup 1 year ago
why don't they have urinals in the mens room where it is private?..like walking in a stall..instead of a tolite a urinal instead?..Doesn't that bother men to be pulling out there private part for a stranger to see?...Sorry I'm a girl..just like to know
Midnightryder7 1 year ago
@Midnightryder7 Hah, it doesn't really matter as long as you follow the 'don't look anywhere but forward' rule.
toxicfarts911 1 year ago
@Midnightryder7 depends on how big you are to be honest, if your normal sized nobody will care and they just continue they're business, you can tell if they are smaller than average if they go in stall, and if they are bigger than normal its awkward for everyone considering they usually wave it around for everyone to see... man rules 101
Goldtacto 1 year ago
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BigCats262 1 year ago
What kind of sad little man worries about what urinal to use?
Oh wait...tiny dicked little boys who are scared of not being man enough....
i've got a big cock, so i'm not scared about what other blokes might think...
dumbasses.
spenserdeux 1 year ago
@spenserdeux Alright, 1. This video does not give hints on how to use a urinal, but the etiquette around urinal use, most of these things are obvevous, indeed, yet there are many other videos on youtube that give less meaning than this one. 2. "Tiny dicked little boys" and "I've got a big cock". Well, it sounds to me that bragging about your size in this comment does not only ruin your point, it also gives an idea that you might have a small one, and this is the only way you can boost your ego
aqz1 1 year ago
@spenserdeux So? Mines fucking small and I piss wherever the fuck I want.
12eebok 1 year ago
Well i have found after about 7 beers and a game of football all etiquette goes out the window. Everybody line up like soldiers splashing each other and ranting about the game... i have come to know of this as 'Male Bonding'. And its no place for the pee shy.
The only rule when using the urinal is STFU and eyes forward
HawkFan30 1 year ago
Tell you what, you'd have trouble getting a flow if a woman came and took the middle one!
peetludlow 1 year ago
Ack, so many people break the look over/conversation rule.
stevemaster1763 1 year ago
all true
Mareczekw30 1 year ago
Omg best song EVER!!! Lmao this video was somewhat useful and somewhat hysterical lol
xchamorrobrox 1 year ago
Does any other guys think its stupid not to put that little wall between the urinals? I hate my old high school because the urinals were so close to each other and they had no divider.
Mr1991kid 1 year ago
So whats the point of the middle urinal if you're not supposed to use it? I'll admit I would prefer a partition between urinals, but in either case, I just do my business and leave. I don't care whose standing next to me, as long as they aren't peeking!
onionofdeath 1 year ago 19
@onionofdeath the middle was put there so we could make the rules of not using it.... ITS THE RULES!
adambdpimp 9 months ago 3
guys do this in their comfort room? haha!
misao1414 1 year ago
bullshit! i dont care if its the middle or the side.. I will do my business and get the hell out of there.. its not gay to use the middle.. but its wise not to pull a conversation and do not peep into someone else's peepee.. lol
nigomusic 1 year ago
like the song.thxJeyJ666
satyricon55 1 year ago
who set this rules????? then what for to build the middle urinal??
hanscamry 1 year ago
@hanscamry Seriously. It's not a big deal to use the middle urinal. lol
teetertoter3 1 year ago
I love how insecure the asian looks. Get over it, is it really that hard to piss next to another guy?
teetertoter3 1 year ago
for the feat of being peered at?
mathozero 1 year ago
But the last ones right
zmmcmk 1 year ago
I'm a girl but I don't agree with the rules. U should be able to go to the bathroom where u want to.
zmmcmk 1 year ago
@zmmcmk Some guys like to look at your dong as you go, and some guys are very concerned about their size.
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 lol its called acting biatch lmao
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi No, he just has a tinee wang
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 and you know how? homo much?
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi He's Asian, chances are it's about 2 inches.
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 always with the stereotypes, lame, its getting old
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi Statistics don't lie
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 well statistics also say majority of homicides and rapists are caucasian, assuming you are white
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi
In what country? It couldn't be the country where the majority of people are white?
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 North American countries. What kind of logic is that? so whites wouldn't kill/rape each other? its always all over the american news
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi Majority of people are white = majority of criminals are white--I bet you most of the rapist in Iraq are from Iraq!
Besides, I am a rapist. Yeu better watch out for my long hoi.
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 your mockery isn't amusing and your arguments are faulty and hypocritical. I truly enjoyed debating with your childish wit
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi Oh sir, my arguments are faulty and hyprocritical? You lack arguments with any actually valid points, again, being the fact that the population of North America is mainly whites, statistics would easily show this.
The nature of this argument is rather pathetic, really.
teetertoter3 1 year ago
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@teetertoter3 Statistics don't represent every single member of an ethnicity and therefore you shouldn't be making huge generalizations. I used the caucasian homicidal trend as an example. You then stated that "It couldn't be the country where the majority of people are white" and you then disproved yourself by saying, "Majority of people are white = majority of criminals are white". Right there is a circular and hypocritical argument. This is all out of fun, to see you keep coming back.
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi Friend, when I said, "In what country? It couldn't be the country where the majority of people are white?", I was stating in a sarcastic manner that the fact you had stated was moot, given the fact that the majority of the people in America are white.
If you are saying that I am a hypocrite in this sense, however, wouldn't that in turn, make you a hypocrite as well? You cited a statistic, and are now saying that statistics only represent generalizations?
teetertoter3 1 year ago
@teetertoter3 I cited that statistic to prove they aren't the truth and only truth for everyone, same with the stereotypes about asians, though you go throwing it about. I was not stating the statistic to approve of them or to approve generalizations and stereotypes but to show that it does not apply to every member of the group being targeted.
YieuLongHoi 1 year ago
@YieuLongHoi Ah, I see.
teetertoter3 1 year ago
FUCK THOSE RULES! I piss wherever I want n If You have to say something why the heck not?
CAVALIER770 1 year ago
haha nice video
iWalkDogs 1 year ago
bad ..this is a wrong video
Rishnit 2 years ago
the funniest thing about it most of it is true XD who take a wizz beside a nuther dude
6402ghy 2 years ago
honestly? i gotta ask this, why so serious people?! it's just a joke
YieuLongHoi 2 years ago
lmao i love the end
7love7addict7 2 years ago
shut up bitch
davidarang1 2 years ago
fuck you, who ever post this vid lolz, stupid
XXXPlayGameXXX 2 years ago
LOL this is homolarious, if ur strraight and know ur then u shouldnt be bother by this, seriously u need to get over ur homophobia, wow a guy sees ur dik big deal, one or two things will happen, either he will compliment u or he will laugh at u, hey who knows u can even geta bj from the guy, hey a mouth is a mouth, no but seriously ur ridiculous, get over it, if the guy next to u checks u out take it as a compiment and thank the guy, u have to be sure of ur masculinity, dont be bother by it
kazper333 2 years ago 16
@kazper333 I agree m8! I don't care if another guy catches a glimpse of my cock at a urinal, why the hell should it bother me?!
whangie1 7 months ago
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jilbertt 2 years ago
this isn't etiquette this is common sense
Orbit915 2 years ago
loololol this vid actually made me laugh out loud...I love how at the end they say dont shit in the urinal in all red, lol
00Jarid00 2 years ago
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Trebuchet1221 2 years ago
What a stupid rules! when you NEED to use the urinal, it doesn´t matter if there´s someone next to you!!! and following your stupid rules, the urinal in the middle can not be used ever!!!! :S Work in your problems pissing in public places!!!
luisenriquedg 2 years ago
I'm sorry that I just wasted 4 minutes of my life watching this video. If you have a problem holding your penis while standing next to someone else, then you have issues. Get over it. What do you do when you really have to take a piss, and every toilet and every urinal are taken, except for one... like after a movie lets out?
Golden Rule of Urinal Etiquette: Don't piss on the shoes of the guy standing next to you.
michaelbraem 2 years ago 2
if i have to go i dont care who looking cause i have a habit of going at the last minute
flyestdude18 2 years ago
ill use anyone i want to regardless of guys using it. when a man gots to go, he gots to go, not unless the other is really hot:)
gaystud1983 2 years ago
What a heap of nonsense.
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
How so?
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
There's no need to learn about 'urinal etiquette'. If the other person is uncomfortable with you next to them then they should use a proper toilet or vice versa. What's the big deal? Surely there are more important things to worry about. I mean, it takes all of 10 seconds.
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
Oh. Are you a guy?
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
Oh, yes. Is that a suprise? What's that got to do with anything?
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
Well congratulations for not being a homophobe then.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
Well I don't really want to be afraid of myself now do I? Are you implying you're a homophobe? Or most guys?
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
Most guys are homophobes. That's why they want to be as far away from other males as possible when using the urinal.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
Maybe they should work on their homophobia instead of wasting time with 'urinal etiquette' then.
teutonicpenguin 2 years ago
Maybe you can convince them to.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
What's the proper etiquette if the men's room has one of those big, round urinals in the middle of the floor where guys just pull out their dicks to piss; is it okay to look at other guys' dicks? After all, they're practically right in front of you.
rodentcafeteria 2 years ago
thats stupid why would you ask that question. If they are gay that would be different
Monica10241980 2 years ago
That kinda urinal has got to be awkward to use...
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
y dont u just piss any were only if u gt a small nob den ull be shy lol
LUKE01142390262 2 years ago
Another reason not to s---t in a urinal: That's not what they're made for! (Hint: What do you think "urinal" means? It's derived from the word "urine",)
A1l2l2e2n4 3 years ago
whats the song ?
thanks
theempire00 3 years ago
Yael Naim: New soul
JeyJ666 3 years ago
like it heheheh
tariqhunk 1 year ago
york <3
AngryRecreation 3 years ago
LOL thats how the chocolate bar got there hahaha
idfcukme 3 years ago
omg, that was freaking awesome!!!! OMG!! awesome video! good job
oscargomez17 3 years ago
LMAO, Ittanna man.
Msherif1 3 years ago
hahahahah ahahaha
TehSarro 3 years ago
LOOl thats hilarious !
XplicitAzn 3 years ago
its all thanks to me. jks
YieuLongHoi 3 years ago
roflllll nice job
mattcanada1 3 years ago
LMAO! this is jokes!
crazymonkeyy 3 years ago
LOL LOL, funny!! good job : )
oh1banana 3 years ago
lmao that was hilarious
alicia184life 3 years ago