BEST COMEBACK EVER !!!!!

[Master13090]

pause then press 7 and then unpause and spamm 7

[YendoranLetha]

Bullies? Giant african knife, problem solved.

[jeffhardyvsme]

i got arrested for cutting someones nose off :(

[Swagasaurus100]

hey juice waffle!!!!

[infamus15]

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.” ― William Gibson

[SuperAwesomeone69]

@GirlyLoves r u black?

[kaiti800]

59 kids got expelled...

[Elocinismymiddlename]

No, when he comes close, you say, " At least Im not a walrus that just turned itself inside out"

[nightfighter396]

best comeback ever and no Ian,but IAN IS MASTER OF COMEBACK!

[jellytotsrockx]

Best comback is ... killed it.

[GirlyLove81]

Hey, Jazivilla98, I'm only fucking 12 so how bout you lay off douche. Huh? Or is that to hard for your mentally challenged brain to handle? I have uncles that would break every bone in your body if they saw this. Try me.

[kondeslaw]

@GirlyLove81 Defending yourself with uncles on internet? Nvm, I just found it funny.

[LUV04111]

Your eyes look like cat eyes!

[kindaawesomechannel]

Omg plz do a world tour or something... I would tell u where to go but there r a lot of crazy stalkers out there... O yeah and... :):):):):):):):) I do know u luv a good smiley face ;)

[LancEvans100]

I memorized that whole comeback and it works!!!!

[Jezzy908]

OK I WONT DO DHAT!!! AND COME TO IRELAND OR I WILL PLAY WITH KNIVES AND I WILL CHOP YOUR NOSE OFF!

[boilchinck]

you twisted a fat bowl huh?

[HaveUEverFewtAshamed]

Hell yea!!M

[shield121]

HOLY SHIT danny has cat eyes in the end of the video!

[DzanVanDamn]

Hey hey danny what knife?

[Haroasiankitty]

i think everytime he makes his video his high or drunk LMAO i love him!

[ejmaster1100]

the next jim carry

[ThePoppy98]

COME TO ENGLAND OR ILL CUT YOUR NOSE OFF.

[ThePoppy98]

@ajaladin it was just a joke. Sorry if I offended you :/

[ajaladin]

@ThePoppy98 ikr im a joke!EVERY ONES A HIPACRITE

[MaxdPure]

DAMMIT IM IN MELBOURNE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

p.s ILL CUT YOUR FACE!

[MyModernwarfare123]

Ok

[TheMunchfan]

Hey tampon flaps! LOL I once called a girl a Tampax soldier out of nowhere.... o_O

[raccoonpokemon]

yes

[LawlietFan70]

It's so obvious this guy uses MS Paint to make his video things. But I think it's so funny...

[slimshady24322432]

If you look at the knife on the left in the last second you can see blood!

[noraaboraa25]

Hey, ass bagger! Your ass is bagger than a bag of ass!

[JarrettequalsMetal]

yea...dont quit your day job dude cause you will never make it as a comedian

[RoibenFoxtrot]

mmmmm cockwaffles

[CourtneyLuvGal]

u should do a video on how to pick ur nose in public i need help

[carsivan1]

pedo face

[bleedforlove94]

Thank you that just slightly helped me

[marinalovesbb]

Hey Danny. Do a video on vicious ducks.

[primus1213]

Hey danny can you dress us as joker :P you make a good joker i think

[anainesrodrigues]

can i say that to my stupid boss?

[nolamarley]

@anainesrodrigues video tape it and post it on here. Id love to see that! lololol

[anainesrodrigues]

@nolamarley i will...

[nolamarley]

@anainesrodrigues TY!

[Raistblackmagi]

1:46 is the best part

[nolamarley]

@Raistblackmagi agreed

[nolamarley]

@Raistblackmagi agreed

[Uatemydoodle]

Penis waffle... all the girls must love that guy.

[rosislawa]

cut them off and we'll see

[1334soccerrocks]

you can say "no you" then do the jenna marbles awkward face and run away

[14monsterboo14]

omfg u are so funny 😃😝😜

I -3 yewww haha 😍

for making me laugh

u silly goose

[oelly1200]

ummm, danny i really think your hot

[lathanassiadis]

I have a dess one and a dess one!

[specialsuperman]

Guy: Hey pussy!

You: Well, you are what you eat! ;)

[MrDC1204]

i pulled out a giant knife in school and got suspended not expelled!

[RideInPride303]

with laughter



[RideInPride303]

i've used the insults that he said and it didnt annoy any one. if fact i made a guy almost pee his pant

[ILYHBC]

HOLY CRAP HE'S WEARING A SHIRT :P



[Jazivilla98]

Hey GirlyLove81. Yeah. That jokes so old. That was an epic fail, like your moms abortion. So YOU shut YOUR fuck hole. Kay? Kay.

[evie6888]

the best and most annoying comeback is, "i know you are but what am i?" haha

[PENDULUMFoTc]

@evie6888 when you are 5

[paperplan3man21]

wow when you hade knifes you sound like angry birds

[Milesify8]

@paperplan3man21 holy crap youre right...

[MysticWolf99]

Like If You Tried It (:

[runescape1sux]

tampon flaps.... freaking brilliant

[airedalegirl99]

and just after he looks at the knife he blinks a d its so fooking coot!!!

[airedalegirl99]

i tink it teh cutiest fing wen he looms fwom kuhknife to kuhnife

[psychlova]

Im going to cut off ur nose!!!

[jogoslogo]

Gross Google blue waffle disease

[MajorBRO117]

Kinda of ironic I was watching " finding Nemo" where they go to Sydney...... And ya nice vid!

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

DANNY COME TO ROCHESTER NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just moved here and it would be AMA-ZING if you would come!!! oh btw, if u live in rochester, what r some cool places i could check out?? xoxo

[James45429]

@GirlyLove81 thnk you god people just won't shut the fuck up btw nice vid danny

[GirlyLove81]

ForiegnMCCustomz-You are a total jerk. Your birth certificate was more like an apology letter from the condom factory. So shut your fuck hole. Kay? Kay.

[ocifer696969]

BIG KNIFES!!! DIS ONE ANA DIS ONE im scared

[GirlyLove81]

1:47 adadadadada mothafucka

[GirlyLove81]

«««I love you danny!!!!»»»

[Taylorluvr13]

Danny.. what'd we say about playing with knives??? Your to crazy to have big knives in your hands...

[Crosego]

BIG KNIVES!!

[jamielemoignan714]

or if someone says somfing to you u cant just say to them lad it isent my fault ur birth cirtifagate is a aploagy from the condom factory

[TheCubanchica250]

your a lucky son on that itch!

[immahotbabybxtch]

im going to cut off ur nose!!!!! when i get a kid i gonna tell him that lol

[zadrakurei96]

Hey juice waffle omg love it lol

[elizarules11411]

AY. TAMPON FLAPS. I WANNA SEE YO TAMPON FLAPS.

[0yy944]

your hair hahaha

[IcyJalyla]

Press one because you won!

[Sixthshadowfail]

His comeback sounds like he is drunk.

[briii1313]

Hey ass bagger, your bagger is baggier than a bag of ass.

[smallfryrocks1024]

yes you would look good still

[FattyZee]

wait...did he say sydney....ARE YOU IN SYDNEY!?!?

[Megacore35]

Keep pressing 7 , pure joke !!

[guitarboy12341]

This vid actually made sense lol

[VideoCritic1277]

Hold in 7 and an exclamation point (!) will come up!!!

[IvanSegal]

at 1:47 did i hear him say "motherfucker?"

[bopsister]

42 people dont have very good comebacks

[MrSniperoids]

@foreignmccostumz

You jelly broo?

[BrittnyFant]

COME TO NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!

[SmileyGirl768]

I LIVE IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA ITS BETTER THAN AMERICA

[improvisedshananigan]

1:46 BEST FACE EVA!

[bbruinenberg]

Well, I guess people are subbed to you for a reason so nice video. Not really my style but if people are subbed to you it must be good. But the reason I am here is to wish you good luck in name of the champs. I hope you and pbat(and the subs on both sides) keep it a fair game. And if there are any champs who are trying to insult you, just tell pbat. I am quite sure he will do something about it. Just remember to include the comment so he knows what they actually said.

[TheExplodingTaco]

You picked to run against Pbat. LOLOL.

[IHateYouILoveYou1000]

ForeignMCCustomz- you're an idiot not to thing this is funny.

[ZEBRALOVER226]

if i cut off both my ears would i still look sexy?

haha!

[SgtSmil3z]

Your not even winning?

[ForeignMCCustomz]

Please stop making videos: 1. You use effects to change your voice in an attempt to be funny. It doesn't work. 2. You speak really fast and include around 40-50 cuts PER VIDEO, this is called bad video creation. It is not funny.

[bbruinenberg]

@ForeignMCCustomz And who are you to tell somebody what's good and what not? If people like it than people like it. And there is nothing you can do about it.

[BrittnyFant]

Ummmm... okayyy.

[lana13banana]

some of these people are c-r-a-z-y! no offence peoples.

[lana13banana]

your funny. i love ninjas

[lana13banana]

that's really funny. i love ninjas!

[ccyl36]

hey ass bagger your bagger is bagger then a bag of ass XD LMFAO

[jboard00]

press 4 alot

[justinbieber1180]

fag



[Howtobeadork]

LOVE YOU! Your always sexy in a strange way! And I used this on the biggest bully in my school and they slapped me and got suspended. Kinda good an bad. Luv ya!

[vickicute6]

No one really knows what a peni$ waffle is anyway! Laughed so hard xD

[BellsOnHand]

I have a dis' one anda dis' one. LOL That's my favorite voice you do!

[surfdudepenny]

press 4 for danny telling you his favourite drink, with alot of passion.

[surfdudepenny]

press 8 for danny's love :D

[plymichal823]

30 people got offended by dannys examples of insults

[crazed4sparkelz21]

I most likely will pull a knife in school and get expelled

[HihiJenny15]

i'm a lemon drop ^.^

[emmiemadness]

YES!!! if you cut off ur ears you would still look sexy

[The00minecrafter00]

MYYYYYYY HEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O­OOMMGGGGGGGG

[tombanks118]

lay off the crack!

[sheemboo]

i dont get all the i pressed this i pressed that, or press this to do this, and stuff

[ijusthadsex24]

Hello there friend! and welcome to The Gradual Report... BIG KNIVES!!!

[KandAligitness911]

omg dude u r my hero!!!!

[BlueDevilStrong1227]

Your like a less famous Jim Carey! Natural high eh!

[NickTruman93]

The best comeback is ''I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!!!'' or sometimes ''GOD HATES YOU!''

[TheAmazingSkarmory]

28 people pulled a giant knife

[catatastrophicKid]

I love black ops come backs there fucking hilarious. Some guy told me canada sucked at hockey so i said. "that's why we have the gold medal" xD

[LeiaAlexis]

lol your face expressions r immense X)

[Usieo]

777777777777777777777777777777­7777777777777777777777777777

[KingTheYoung]

big knives

[11annabananaaa]

he's wearing a shirt!

[SuperAib123]

*subscribe*

[clickasp]

press 4 for a refreshment!!!!

[MegaDevinc]

You are a lucky son an a bitch lol

[STUV613]

I do

[MW2LilRamsicHD]

the best comeback i've ever heard was while i was on call of duty and an american and english guy was arguing, i dunno why, i joined and they were shouting at each other... the english guy said something pretty epic that most ppl thought, well, that american dude just got beat. but he in fact came back with 'GO HUMAN CENTIPEDE YOUR MOM AND DAD!!' everyone in the lobby started cracking up, the british dude left and i cried with laughter... BEST. COMEBACK. EVER!

[fivec3nt]

press 8 for a compliment

[Thigkry]

1:45

[zutarafan01]

thank god for Australia.

[MrCookiemonster01]

You wont get expelled if you go to ninja school

[coolraptor11]

Press Four For JUICE

[Staypositive16]

2:16 "You are a lucky sun on da bitch" haha I love you Danny -3

[BigJon200]

1. What about swords?

2. Come to Chicago.

3. I know what a penis waffle is......long story.

[XLilMissHollieX]

I Miss You Hair Like This :'(

[Nannonluvzyew95]

hey juice waffle! come here, I wanna make ur waffles ... into juice!

[funnymanorityy]

You sound like ace ventura in someparts of this video....

[PaintMeADream127]

If i cut off both my ears , would i still look sexy? I LOVE YOU DANNY

[Partick1209]

BIG KNIVES!!!



[nAnamoish]

wataaaaa!

[Shablo5]

I brought a knife to a 2nd grade fight once and I got suspended and my dad got called in and I got in big shit :( I didn't know, my dad always waved knives at my mom, I swear I thought it was the right thing to do / how to fight. I just told him to wait and i got it out of my backpack, he ran and told his mom, mom phoned school, etc. I was a fucked up kid lol.

[djr3099]

@Shablo5 aww u poor kid!

[KNIGHTxBIOHAZARD]

WHOOOOO SAKA!!!CUT YOU!CUT YOU!CUT YOU!CUT YOU! WASSUP!!?? XD

[GuywiththeaxeDP]

Hold down 7 ;)

[Justanotherfangirlx]

Press 4 for JUICE :D

[chroNICKunicyclist]

you want my comeback? scrap it off your mother's teeth!

[Faith300000]

Press 7 Reapeatedly to get chopped in a million pieces.

[DarknessQueen10101]

YOU SAID PENISWAFFLE!!!! OMG THATS MY WORD!!!!!! XD

[guylif7]

is there something wrong with right hand's finger?

[bobwatters]

@guylif7 no i finger chicks with my right hand all the time

[Shannara44]

:o

[Fuzzman109]

i love your videos whenever you have an object with you, like for eg that rubber duck. classic

[katucy123]

Your so cute I love you!!! x3

[TheMusicman1945]

.... I want what ever happy pills hes having... like... NOW.....

[BeatboxKeKs]

whoaaa sedaaaa tadadada daaa wasap ;D

[HERO11991199]

I am not a lucky sononabitch...aww...

[pandasawesome]

Omgggg i live an hour out of Sydney i wanna see his shooow XD

[darkdevil918]

I should of watch the rest of the god before taking a knife to school :( but nooooooo school yay

1 year till I get out of jail

[Yiminy3]

crap, i live in Canada, no standup for me :(

[lobstertrainfilms]

June 10th is when duke nukem forever was released. cool

[memica365]

KNIIIIIFFFEEE !!!!

[twiztedrabbitt313]

u remind me of johny depp :D :D