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  • Your grandpas a ass LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Really Shirlena, how can you NOT expect someone to laugh at that story?

  • That story is actually funny. XD

  • @UltaFlare That was the best

  • He is just a pissy jackass son of a bitch

  • Someone tell me why he's like that?

  • @CHARIZARD35 cause he has tourettes thus the name "Tourettes Guy"

  • press 8 to own the clock

  • Best part was when he threw the brick at the clock

  • LOL! WHEN HE GETS HIT IN THE FACE BY THE BIRD!

  • THIS IS FUNNY

  • I laughed so hard I cried when he shot the bird and when it flew into his face.

  • SO funny but so sad!

  • Keep pressing 7 xD xD xD thumbs up so everyone can see!!!

  • in 20 years time people will be watching this video saying,damb 20 years ago people were stupid for believing this video was real,its faked everyone,if you want to see real tourettes look up tourettes karaoke..............

  • @jarrod1685 it doesn't matter either way. just accept that its brilliant comedy.

  • I gotta make this a movie, it's too much x'D ow my sides hurt

  • hahahahah your grand'pa an ass!!!

  • *bed flips over

    Turrets guy : ASS!!!!!

  • anyone else notice the bird rode that clock to the floor like a champion lol

  • LOL! "Fucking everybody in Bismarck! hahah!

  • Piss

  • @emilyh1998 Dude, its PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I USED TO BE TO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT BUT THEN I TOOK A BIRD IN THE FACE!!

  • the bird just bitch slapped him in the end

  • 2:20 *cameramen Dies*

  • I guess the bird was mentally retarded I mean it flew right at the picture frame LMFAO

  • HA HA HA YOUR GRANDPA IS AN ASS! HAHAHA

  • Dad: IM TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!

    *Bird to the FACE.*

  • Son: Dad I took an arrow to the knee.

    Dad: IM TO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • @ 1:53 Danny was looking at his son's dick!

  • Does he really have tourettes syndrome? I just need to know

  • @bmcwilliams123 yeah, he does

  • @bmcwilliams123 hes dead now he died 2 years ago in a car crash

  • Ha

  • WAIT WAIT WAIT!? when hes talkin about gay marriage n shit he has a mustache. but when he fights with the bird he doesn't? hmmmmmm

  • Ok, I honestly think when the ??? comes up i think he said a mix between Shit, and Bitch. Listen REALLY closely...

  • Just hit 8 over and over! xD thanks missleahrachelle! made my day! xD

  • 2:29 XD

  • Press 8 :)

  • why is it that when anyone else is talking it sounds like they planned it like their voices are fake

  • Every time i watch this video never gets old

  • I wonder if they ever got the bird out ..O.o

  • Son: Dad people dislike this

    Dad: IM TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • The son sounds like his dad.

  • yea the commens r know 1337

  • that bird looked so peaceful

  • 2:29 BIRD IN THE FACE

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  • i think 240p makes it funnier

  • where did they get that fucking m&m guy

  • 1:45

  • 0:45 HE WAS LAUGHIN AND IT SOUND LIK A WHISLE lol

  • Think it's fake and set up?

  • @XJLX224 no shit.

  • Hahahaha, I've seen this so many times, but I always laugh so hard I just noticed the bird hit him in the face at the end

  • This made me laugh

  • threw a fucking brick at a bird! LOL! RAGE!!!

  • Omg when he threw that thing at the clock I lost it

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  • @MrHotrodt96 It was a beer bottle.

  • 1:55

  • lol theres a bird in the house and danny doesnt even know it at first then hes just like HOLY SHIT!

  • BOBSAGET !!!!

  • picks up his glasses OH FUCK!

  • THAT...AND HER SPAGETTI SUCKED DICK!!

  • TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!

  • I didn't know neckbraces came with "PISS" -activated locks!

  • 0:03 pissssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • DAD YOUR GONNA BREAK EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE HOUSE!

  • Perfect timing, Budgie! :D

  • BAHH!

  • OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>LOLOL>OL>OLOL­OLOL>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I lold at the K-MART story too. I'm going to hell. XD

  • @mrbutthole1000

    You need help.

  • if you don't think this is funny then you EAT SHIT!

  • Ok guys just to clear this up -Tourettes guy is FAKE. He is being filmed at all times. He has never ever acknowledged a camera, and when he is being filmed when he's alone, he never acknowledges the person in the room. They said he died because they wanted to stop making videos.

  • Who the fuk would get lost in a K-Mart, pull down his pants, then get asked to leave...EVEN A TOURETTES GUY LAUGHED AT THAT ASS

  • Old CN-catch the pigen nooooooouuw

    thumb up if u remember that show,because i forgoth the name

  • I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!!

  • lollawllolololol

  • Every since last year ive always wanted to know if this stuff was fake?

  • when i was like 6, i was at the front door with my mum sayin bye to dad, he was going to work, and i'll never forget when this big black bird flew in the front door that was open.... he was tryin to catch it and my mom was freaking out.. and... when i saw this.. i cant even explain how fuckin funny it was.. X1000000 thats how fuckin funny

  • bird win! 

  • 2:09 = ultimate punish

  • i laughed so hard when he hit the clock and and the lamp HOLY SHIT!!!!

  • "Dad, there's a bird in the house!"

    "Whaddaya mean, a BIRD?"

    *A Bird-Of-Prey from Star Trek decloaks*

    "HOLY SHIT!!!" *Phaser fire*

  • GOD DAMN IT IT'S SNEAKED NOT SNUCK!

  • 2:09 hulk smash!!!!!

  • 2:21 lamp ownage

  • Bob Saget !!!

  • 2:32 Bird gives no shit

  • OH GOD I can't breath when he throws a beer bottle at the bird xD

  • lol, poor bird.....

  • theres really a bird in my house

  • Laughed my ass off XDDDDDDDDD

  • 4 years today (:

  • PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!­

  • Love how he starts swinging the broom where the bird was 2 seconds ago and knocks all his furniture over.

  • DAD DAD DAD!!!

    What??

    (Why is he stareing at his son's dick and talking to it? xD)

  • 2:09 HULK SMASH!!!!

  • I feel so bad for laughing, but it's like a rated R version of Napoleon Dynamite...

  • it's awesome how he's talking about "if some faggot ever tries to touch me..." and then yells right into his son's dick lmao

  • Hahaha! I'd soo hate but love to meet him xD

  • so funny

  • hahahhaha

  • 2:07 ??? "aujuararhhhhh!!!"

  • 1:45 - BEST

  • I like how he screamed "WHAT!?" at his sons dick.. XD

  • Dad dad dad!

    WHAT!!!

    *penis*

  • ROFL at 1:50-2:00 Watch his head

  • FUCK!! LOL I'M TO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!

  • hahahahhahahaha he hitted u with da broom hahahahahahahha

    

  • YOUR GRANDPAS AN ASS!! Lol made my day

  • LMFAO AT HOW THE BIRD LIKE FLEW RIGHT AT HIM.

  • Turn that shit down!PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @111seeit he's just for joke!

  • i keep pressing 8 HAAHAHAAHA

  • NOT FUNNY

  • Is that why you had a divorce.....Yea that and her spaghetti sucked. HAHAHAHAH

  • AHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR GRANDPA'S AN ASS!XD

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  • it looks like a bat

  • LOL America is going down thats for sure. Greetings from Poland.

  • @79jarqs have fun in Poland you inbreed cum swapping fucktard. 

  • @troympayne No worry, i'm doing allright and having fun of more intelligent things not like this moron here, but im sure many of you retards wouldnt ever embrace something more ambitious.

  • When he screams holy shit he sounds exactly like my dad

  • lmao XD this is to funny

  • Doesn´t he look like Arn Anderson?

  • 2:19 poor camera man

  • 2:06 BAHAHAHA

  • 2:28

    Ho fuck

  • hold down 7 and 8

  • Daaad...your gunna break everything! IM TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!

  • Press 8 over and over...

  • Dear sweet Lord I'm crying from laughing so hard.

  • 55 people's spaghetti sucks dick

  • I remember when I first watched this

  • That... And her spaghetti sucked dick!

  • 2:09... win

  • "I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT" *bird comes to his face* "EAAAH FUUCK, DAMMIT"

  • Bird Owned

  • ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ­ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ­­ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ­ㅤㅤㅤㅤ­ㅤ­ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ­ㅤㅤ­ㅤㅤ­ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

  • What do you mean a bird?

    It just flew in when I opened the door!

    HOLY SHIT!!!!

    XD

  • press 7 over and over again.. XD

  • dude that was so funny i was in tears man we will miss this guy...

  • xD

    

  • his son acts like hes 3 :P

  • IM TO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!! Lol

  • 1:54 xP 

  • the best

  • dad theres a bird in the house.... HOLY SHIT

  • IM TO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!

  • lmao i love how the fact there's a bird in the house is such a huge issue to him xD

  • YOUR GRANDPA'S AN ASS!!!

  • i cried when he was laughing

  • hahah at 2:23

  • Holy christ ive never laughed so much

  • i want to marry this guy

  • he is the best

  • What the fuck is this? I don't understand why people think this is funny, he's just acting.

  • At 1:54 he yells at his son's dick, haha

  • I'm to pissed to give a shit!!

  • lol press 8.. ahhaha im crying :,)

  • I couldnt breath for like five minutes when that birf hit his face!!! xD

  • Does anyone know why he threw a beer bottle at his clock?!! :-)

  • @popstarsrule98989800 Didnt you see the bird on it?

  • He reminds me of the Angry Video Game Nerd XD

  • HOLY FUCK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS LAUGHING

  • I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF LAUGHING

  • LMAO I love the bird on the clock, then the beer bottle hits the clock. The bird is caught off guard so he dont fly away he just falls down! This is a trip to watch stoned!

  • Somethimes I do wonder if this is for real.. or that he fakes it. just how his son provokes it doesn't convince me fully.

  • hahaha when th bird hits the wall hahahaha at 2:14 hahah

  • 1:55 Awkward crotch stare haha