I loved this Cartoon its a shame its gone. Regarding Family Guy though, as alot of people have addressed it on this page. I use to like it but its not that funny anymore. The writers on FG dont know when to end the joke and/or musical number and its boring...I dont want to see another Conway Twitty cutaway. Patrice O'neal said it best on the Charlie Sheen roast, Seth McFarlene has no one to real him in and he's getting to big for himself.
I would watch more of this show, but the side-effects which include ADD, depression, and blindness are a little too much of a risk. Sure its a nice rant, but its only clever rhetoric. Honestly guys, you have to be soooooo negative to agree with this.
Why does people have to compare any comedy cartoon to Family Guy and say Family Guy sucks? Are you are trying to sound smart or something? I absolutely love Duckman and I love Family Guy also because I can see they're different kinds of comedy shows. Stop being some kind of comedy snobs and start enjoying a good laugh no matter what kind of laugh that is. And respect other peoples sense of humor, it's a completely subjective thing. Of course you are entitled to your opinion and you may differ.
Don't you know? Hating popular things makes you cool. Look at Family Guy, Call of Duty, Facebook,, etc. If there's something a lot of people like, someone will hate it because of that.
@TwinUzis People who hate Family Guy just for the sake of hating popular things are just as stupid as people who like Family Guy. I hate Family Guy because there is no substance to the jokes. It's just an endless stream of pop culture references or attempts to shock the viewer. They might be a little ammusing every now and then but eventually the jokes all become the same. Theyd get the same results by just making fart noises for 30 minutes every episode. Real jokes need more context and emotion
I respect your opinion, but will have to disagree. I don't really watch family guy anymore but millions of people do, and I'd have to say, majority wins.
Better than what? Duckman's rants or better supporting cast? Because if its the latter, I could grab any number of 80's saturday morning cartoons and come up with more interesting characters.
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...knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santa-Ria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while Life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!!
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...it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his Checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santa-Ria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day...
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a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operators with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little Strip Air Hockey...
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Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Waring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt... (smiles) You never forget your senior prom... (back to anger) YOU think I'm "sick"? Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life,"...
@snaketrip24 Because family guy will never had the good sense as Duckman by a long shot, T.v. shows now a days are more Quality with Action rather than the Quality with Story. As the quality of action increases the storyline and logical meaning severely suffer. Look at the cartoons back in the 1950 till near 1990's, and then look at the shit we have after that. The cartoons that this millennium has to offer are absolute garbage.
It's because they use different 'brands' of comedy - while Duckman is a story-based series with gags, Family Guy is simply a gag-based show and, while the gags in the latter (both the 'shockers' and pop-culture references) were funny at first, they started to wear thin and it doesn't help that the writers have added 'Abuse Meg' to their 'To Do' list.
Popular culture can be a delightful park to play in but you need more than an oppressive jackass to sell its 'merits'-a lesson Seth hasn't learned.
@ChainsawGenie I actually agree with you. I liked Family Guy when it first came out, but the newer episodes are fucking horrible. Pop culture parodies can be good, if they are done right and not redundant like they are on Family Guy. This show on the other hand never gets boring. I can get the jokes that I didn't get when I was a kid.
Uh, Ruggles, money cannot buy talent, creativity or reputation/credibility.
If web-based series like Bonus Stage, Neurotically Yours and Jerry are funnier than Seth's 'best efforts', then it's high time that he took a long hard look at his 'accomplishments'...or chose another career.
There are far too many crappy series stinking up the schedule(s) for him to be adding to the stench.
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Duh of course you cant, but people vote with their feet if family guy's gag reel is what reels people in for a laugh then in that respect seth is successful. Are you gonna say me blanc was horse shit for the bugs bunny cartoons?
They occupy completely different camps and it isn't relavent to compare family guy to most animated series as it is.
I kinda find it weird so many people hate on family guy because of its success, and I think its really nothing more than sour grapes.
what chainsawgenie said is true though. family guy is just irrelevant gags and many of them are used over and over again. like the abuse meg thing he mentioned. it should also be obvious family guy has been running out of story ideas because they reuse stories from old seasons.
Oh, and seth apparently couldn't come up with his own characters so he copied the simpsons. very creative. then he reused that same setup for american dad and cleveland show.
Four seasons, certainly, and the second and third ones are brilliant.
(The first is okay but the fourth *almost* flushed the series down the toilet...almost) 9_9
If you truly want to see this series, *AVOID* the butchered DVDs and ask (nay, **DEMAND!!**) your local network(s) to rebroadcast it during the late night block. If they refuse, well...there is always a way. ~_^
Here's to the studios and networks working smarter...we hope. ^_^U
Aww man USA up all night w/ gilbert godfrey and that other chick, this used to come on! I would stay up all night just to watch this. Had me in stitches as a kid lol Those 2 carebears or w/e that worked for him were the best!
This is probably the best well known rant from the show. Its been circulating around the internet and old school BBS's in .WAV file format for over 1.5 decades now. Family Guy doesnt have shit on this show. Family guy is just SHOCK VALUE with weird, twisted jokes and some perverted crap. Duckman was truly something special and unique. Nothing like it before or since, sadly.
Duckman's rants were special and unique. The rest of the show, including the majority of the supporting cast, was a monument to creative mediocrity. Not to mention Duckman's role as the shoddy detective, regardless of how insightful he was about real life.
"And driving, and shopping, and eating, and working...somewhere some how, they all got chewed up and spit back out. and they don't taste like living any more. Don't you see what it's like in this deranged wearing blender of a world. Everyday is a agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scolding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt......ah you never forget your senior prom"
"you think I'm sick, well the disease I've got is modern life, a schnug busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery thats one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle-downs, shut-outs, freeze-outs, sell-outs, numb-nuts, nincompoops & nimrods. All making everyday as fun as waxing a flaming pontiac with your tongue.
@disneyrangerblue02 LOL!, yeah they both do have thier moments, but this is awesome too! I can catch up on alot of the good shows and cartoons that I missed out on, now since I've gotten rid of a narcissistic girlfriend. She sure cut into alot of my Xbox time too. Good ridance, LOL!!
duckman kicks ass i wish they would hurry up and bring out the rest of the seasons on dvd. its rediculous at how long it takes especially for a show that finished up years ago.
best rant though right up there with chevy chases rant about his boss on national lampoon christmas vaction haha.
Wait, so if you mow down the wordplay, essentially what he's saying is that the only reason he's "deranged" is because a cab driver made him late for sex. That's it. He's so self-centered that something so cosmically unimportant throws him off for life.
...And that's life. It's not supposed to be easy, and you need to play the hand you're dealt. Strive for your own personal best and enjoy the meager scraps of free time you do get because sooner or later (later, if you're lucky), when the final scene plays out and when the curtain falls, you can only hope that you've got a good number of people around your deathbed and some kind of legacy to leave behind you.
Bitching about it helps, but ultimately this will never change.
Don't talk about Squirrel Boy that way! I liked it and wish they would start showing the reruns again like they did with Codename: KND, Camp Lazlo, and My Gym Partner's a Monkey.
If you liked squirrel boy,I don't have a problem,with that. I don't like squirrel boy but thats my opinion.
Cartoon Network stopped being good a LONG time ago.I thought the last good show on their was Foster's home for Imaginary friends,but its kinda good it ended because I felt it was starting to lose its touch.
Duckman and Ren&Stimpy where my life blood growing up. everything is dull in compare... today's cartoons resemble flailing in the dark for a shread of humor that's already been chewed to peices by the Tooth Beaver
Clearly my friend you are missing the point especially if you are complaining about them being "seriously fucked up" because my friend THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT YOU IDIOT.
@MartiusTrey Help us keep it alive. ;) ther'es a 15 gig Duckman DVD (YES DVD RIP!!!!!!) that is begging for people to seed. :S I've been trying to download that huge bastard for almost 2 months now. I just do it over night (I forget it sometimes), but these same 14 people seeding for 300 peers is insane lol. GET THAT DUCKMAN COMPLETE SERIES DVD RIP FROM The Pirate Bay plz xD. pretty plz? ONce I get it , I"m going to post every episode on some account, maybe this one, maybe a different one.
Jason Alexander made this show awesome.
iNvictaStudios 1 week ago
Whay did he say??
seanyoutub2010 1 week ago
Either that or really stoned.
stevethedawg 3 weeks ago
I guess you have to be an American to understand this?
TheSlinkyGuyShow 1 month ago 3
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE
IanJackson33 1 month ago
I loved this Cartoon its a shame its gone. Regarding Family Guy though, as alot of people have addressed it on this page. I use to like it but its not that funny anymore. The writers on FG dont know when to end the joke and/or musical number and its boring...I dont want to see another Conway Twitty cutaway. Patrice O'neal said it best on the Charlie Sheen roast, Seth McFarlene has no one to real him in and he's getting to big for himself.
thomcat86 2 months ago
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET CANCELED.
Seriously a sign of cultural decay that this show was ever able to be created (in terms of drawing material)
A further sign of later decay that it was cancelled.
fallout2029 2 months ago
I would watch more of this show, but the side-effects which include ADD, depression, and blindness are a little too much of a risk. Sure its a nice rant, but its only clever rhetoric. Honestly guys, you have to be soooooo negative to agree with this.
corkygeoff 2 months ago
BRILLIANT
princess30060 3 months ago
Have those of you calling it a tv show or a Cartoon even listened to the rant? - and stick my face in The Reaping Machine for One More Day
bizonmaciej 4 months ago
How long did it take them to write that?
weirdaljedifan2 5 months ago
LOVE this SHOW
noobsaibot25 5 months ago
Is Duckman Jewish or does he just rant a lot about stuff that irritates him?
BoBsPfhorever77 6 months ago
Is the storyboard artist of squirrel boy helped out in the duckman storyboards?
BloodRain545 6 months ago
@CruoCrunatusDurbe
Funny how you're willing to put down the vast majority simply because the don' agree with you. Does it get heavy dragging your massive ego around?
TwinUzis 6 months ago
Duckman tells it like it is!
Gmancrap 7 months ago 4
is that jason alexander?
chaoticdan01 7 months ago
@chaoticdan01 It is. =)
matticusprime 7 months ago
I think duckman would like Rage Against the Machine and OTEP
TheLoverboyz901 7 months ago 3
They had to cancel a good show that actually tells the truth about life fuck you FCC...assholes!
anthony79280 8 months ago 3
He's right.
DJTriplestar 8 months ago
subtitles please, i cant understand shit, i cant believe i was 7 when i watched this show, its been 10 years
1EyeSack1 9 months ago
Why does people have to compare any comedy cartoon to Family Guy and say Family Guy sucks? Are you are trying to sound smart or something? I absolutely love Duckman and I love Family Guy also because I can see they're different kinds of comedy shows. Stop being some kind of comedy snobs and start enjoying a good laugh no matter what kind of laugh that is. And respect other peoples sense of humor, it's a completely subjective thing. Of course you are entitled to your opinion and you may differ.
thejokercjdr 9 months ago
@thejokercjdr
Don't you know? Hating popular things makes you cool. Look at Family Guy, Call of Duty, Facebook,, etc. If there's something a lot of people like, someone will hate it because of that.
TwinUzis 8 months ago
No, it is more about mindless conformity. That's what people don't like.
87fg 8 months ago
@87fg
Hipsters, maybe. But still, it's a fact that anything popular will have people who hate it just because it's popular.
TwinUzis 8 months ago
@TwinUzis People who hate Family Guy just for the sake of hating popular things are just as stupid as people who like Family Guy. I hate Family Guy because there is no substance to the jokes. It's just an endless stream of pop culture references or attempts to shock the viewer. They might be a little ammusing every now and then but eventually the jokes all become the same. Theyd get the same results by just making fart noises for 30 minutes every episode. Real jokes need more context and emotion
bwc3821 6 months ago 4
@bwc3821
I respect your opinion, but will have to disagree. I don't really watch family guy anymore but millions of people do, and I'd have to say, majority wins.
TwinUzis 6 months ago
@TwinUzis Millions of people listen to ke$ha.
Does that make her better?
rcwells27 5 months ago
@rcwells27
Well, I'm not some narcissist that believes anyone who likes something I don't like is stupid, so yes, she must be doing something right.
TwinUzis 5 months ago
@TwinUzis Hitler was popular.
Does that make him a better person?
rcwells27 5 months ago
@rcwells27
And now you just lost any credibility you could have brought to this argument.
TwinUzis 5 months ago
@TwinUzis Bit extreme but I'll show myself out.
rcwells27 5 months ago
@thejokercjdr Amen to that. You have very valid points there my friend. I feel the same.
soulhunter65 7 months ago
DWAH!
RobochaoXX 9 months ago
@bag04u
Better than what? Duckman's rants or better supporting cast? Because if its the latter, I could grab any number of 80's saturday morning cartoons and come up with more interesting characters.
Xerock 9 months ago
bless his little fois gras heart
gotohell714 9 months ago
I love the reaction of the doctors.
Odbarc 9 months ago
Ahaha Blobby discs
meaRoiM 9 months ago
Family Guy is just one gratuitous joke after another. Duckman was truly funny and never got old.
StanleyKu 9 months ago 2
@OriginalGagBonkerss intelligent regarding its comedy
mbenzsl2000 10 months ago
@OriginalGagBonkerss hell ya, for sure. and im a huge fan of family guy, lol
duckman is a more intelligent show than family guy, jason alexander is the man
mbenzsl2000 10 months ago
my friend showed me this vid....
and damn... i miss the 90s.
supersmashbro596 10 months ago
Woahhh.....DUDE That was deep man!
magipink1 10 months ago
I absolutely adored this show.
Beckatitis 10 months ago
this is like charlie sheen
johnoXdamage 10 months ago 16
I finally remembered where i got all the hate on pop culture, i was a little child when i first watch this!
xynathegamer 11 months ago 2
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...knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santa-Ria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while Life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!!
500 Char isn't enough with this much ranting!
Aarold 11 months ago
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@Aarold Superb! I've been seeking for a transcription of this super-cool rant for way long. Thanks man.
operationflux 11 months ago
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...it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his Checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santa-Ria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day...
Aarold 11 months ago
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a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operators with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little Strip Air Hockey...
Aarold 11 months ago
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Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Waring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt... (smiles) You never forget your senior prom... (back to anger) YOU think I'm "sick"? Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life,"...
Aarold 11 months ago
Wow Duckman is dare I say on par with Dr. Cox o_O
0peppers 1 year ago 2
Is someone that nice and writes down what Duckman's saying in this whole Video? I couldnt understand everything...
fuwhatelse 1 year ago
SHAKIN CHICKEN BONES
ElegeantFencer 1 year ago
This rant always gives me chills <3
miniixio 1 year ago
whats a "pinata spanker"?
onexero1 1 year ago
@onexero1 I believe he was referring to mexicans
isismariemaximus 1 year ago
he hit te nail on he head
fayder743 1 year ago
Strip air hockey is my favorite game.
Lastpatriot 1 year ago
What episode was this from?
BrettLoveAndPeace 1 year ago
I believe it's called, 'A Room with a Bellevue'.
ChainsawGenie 1 year ago
Is he jewish?
monkeykilling13 1 year ago
why can't this and family guy both be good?
snaketrip24 1 year ago
@snaketrip24 Because family guy will never had the good sense as Duckman by a long shot, T.v. shows now a days are more Quality with Action rather than the Quality with Story. As the quality of action increases the storyline and logical meaning severely suffer. Look at the cartoons back in the 1950 till near 1990's, and then look at the shit we have after that. The cartoons that this millennium has to offer are absolute garbage.
Xarcifen 1 year ago
It's because they use different 'brands' of comedy - while Duckman is a story-based series with gags, Family Guy is simply a gag-based show and, while the gags in the latter (both the 'shockers' and pop-culture references) were funny at first, they started to wear thin and it doesn't help that the writers have added 'Abuse Meg' to their 'To Do' list.
Popular culture can be a delightful park to play in but you need more than an oppressive jackass to sell its 'merits'-a lesson Seth hasn't learned.
ChainsawGenie 1 year ago 74
@ChainsawGenie I like you.
supervanillabear4 7 months ago
@ChainsawGenie I agree with 99% of this :)
EasyToRememberNumber 3 months ago
@ChainsawGenie I actually agree with you. I liked Family Guy when it first came out, but the newer episodes are fucking horrible. Pop culture parodies can be good, if they are done right and not redundant like they are on Family Guy. This show on the other hand never gets boring. I can get the jokes that I didn't get when I was a kid.
ZachHagler1018 3 months ago
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@ChainsawGenie yeah but he's as rich as shit and your not so it kinda validates what he's done.
Gantzer1 2 months ago
Uh, Ruggles, money cannot buy talent, creativity or reputation/credibility.
If web-based series like Bonus Stage, Neurotically Yours and Jerry are funnier than Seth's 'best efforts', then it's high time that he took a long hard look at his 'accomplishments'...or chose another career.
There are far too many crappy series stinking up the schedule(s) for him to be adding to the stench.
ChainsawGenie 1 month ago
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Duh of course you cant, but people vote with their feet if family guy's gag reel is what reels people in for a laugh then in that respect seth is successful. Are you gonna say me blanc was horse shit for the bugs bunny cartoons?
They occupy completely different camps and it isn't relavent to compare family guy to most animated series as it is.
I kinda find it weird so many people hate on family guy because of its success, and I think its really nothing more than sour grapes.
Gantzer1 1 month ago
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correction "mel blanc"
Gantzer1 1 month ago
@Gantzer1
what chainsawgenie said is true though. family guy is just irrelevant gags and many of them are used over and over again. like the abuse meg thing he mentioned. it should also be obvious family guy has been running out of story ideas because they reuse stories from old seasons.
Oh, and seth apparently couldn't come up with his own characters so he copied the simpsons. very creative. then he reused that same setup for american dad and cleveland show.
mrt9001 1 month ago
what character from the simpsons is quagmire?
Gantzer1 1 month ago
That's what I call voice acting.
Libertista 1 year ago 4
Thats some funny shit
Metapopolis 1 year ago
Ahh Duckman. Now I can face another day.
sethboaz 1 year ago 3
now why can't they still have good stuff like this on tv now adays?
shawnoshawn 1 year ago
haha duckman
chatanwarrior 1 year ago
this show was on for 5 years? 4th longest running animated series behind the simpsons, south park, king of the hill, and the flintstones?
Dougcl79MUSIC 1 year ago
Four seasons, certainly, and the second and third ones are brilliant.
(The first is okay but the fourth *almost* flushed the series down the toilet...almost) 9_9
If you truly want to see this series, *AVOID* the butchered DVDs and ask (nay, **DEMAND!!**) your local network(s) to rebroadcast it during the late night block. If they refuse, well...there is always a way. ~_^
Here's to the studios and networks working smarter...we hope. ^_^U
ChainsawGenie 1 year ago
I feel like this sometimes.
hypnodance 1 year ago
Lady's and gentleman, Life, presented by Duckman
MediaManEXE 1 year ago 5
As good a reason to rant as any, Duck Man
rutabagasteu 1 year ago
BRING THIS BACK TO TELETOON.
XD
thatgalwiththebraids 1 year ago
he sounds like seinfeld's george
AFHASIS 1 year ago
@AFHASIS That's because it is.
joekoe97 1 year ago
@AFHASIS That cause it is..
mixedbreed19 1 year ago
@AFHASIS He is the voice actor
Tent316 1 year ago
Did he just say Romanian mat slappers?
athelia4444 1 year ago
@athelia4444 Yes he did :P
g0dkar 1 year ago
Wow.... First time I see this show. Definetly gonna watch... Love it! Finally some actual comedy!
athelia4444 1 year ago
Aww man USA up all night w/ gilbert godfrey and that other chick, this used to come on! I would stay up all night just to watch this. Had me in stitches as a kid lol Those 2 carebears or w/e that worked for him were the best!
AcidBlackLove86 1 year ago
This is probably the best well known rant from the show. Its been circulating around the internet and old school BBS's in .WAV file format for over 1.5 decades now. Family Guy doesnt have shit on this show. Family guy is just SHOCK VALUE with weird, twisted jokes and some perverted crap. Duckman was truly something special and unique. Nothing like it before or since, sadly.
mrjustin5 1 year ago 54
@mrjustin5 Futurama came close in certain brilliant ways, but sadly I must agree
stefanwal85 11 months ago
@mrjustin5
Duckman's rants were special and unique. The rest of the show, including the majority of the supporting cast, was a monument to creative mediocrity. Not to mention Duckman's role as the shoddy detective, regardless of how insightful he was about real life.
Xerock 10 months ago
@mrjustin5 Nice rant brah.
Krypticflask 10 months ago
This is awesome, pretty much on par with any brilliant rant George Carlin ever did. Bravo, Duckman. Bravo.
MGReilly86 1 year ago
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maladycomic 1 year ago
@maladycomic
Can you read?
ShortRoundMcFly72 1 year ago
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maladycomic 1 year ago
@maladycomic You're a moron. I said it was on par with any rant G.C. ever did, I didn't say he did this one. What are you, five?
MGReilly86 1 year ago
@MGReilly86 oops. sorry. you don't have to be such a dick about it, though.
maladycomic 1 year ago
@maladycomic Yeah, sorry. The nerd-rage took over...gotta remember to take my pills....
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Homicide419 1 year ago
"And driving, and shopping, and eating, and working...somewhere some how, they all got chewed up and spit back out. and they don't taste like living any more. Don't you see what it's like in this deranged wearing blender of a world. Everyday is a agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scolding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt......ah you never forget your senior prom"
Homicide419 1 year ago 2
"you think I'm sick, well the disease I've got is modern life, a schnug busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery thats one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle-downs, shut-outs, freeze-outs, sell-outs, numb-nuts, nincompoops & nimrods. All making everyday as fun as waxing a flaming pontiac with your tongue.
Homicide419 1 year ago 2
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WWEfeetntoes 1 year ago
Hey, wait a minute I thought Duckman was that Disney character, (also a duck) that dressed up like Batman... :)
blkgnuz2007 1 year ago 4
Whoops!, sorry that was "Darkwing Duck"
blkgnuz2007 1 year ago 5
@blkgnuz2007 Although, they both do have their "oh my god, get the hell off my back" moments.
disneyrangerblue02 1 year ago
@disneyrangerblue02 LOL!, yeah they both do have thier moments, but this is awesome too! I can catch up on alot of the good shows and cartoons that I missed out on, now since I've gotten rid of a narcissistic girlfriend. She sure cut into alot of my Xbox time too. Good ridance, LOL!!
blkgnuz2007 1 year ago
LMFAO ROFL DUckman was goin off hahaha, I wish I could rant on like that hahaha
Homicide419 1 year ago
"From the minds of Rugrats and As Told by Ginger"
LMAO.
Yaenipponcover 1 year ago
duckman kicks ass i wish they would hurry up and bring out the rest of the seasons on dvd. its rediculous at how long it takes especially for a show that finished up years ago.
best rant though right up there with chevy chases rant about his boss on national lampoon christmas vaction haha.
darkmindmelbourne 1 year ago
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Warrenles 1 year ago
This shows only fault was that it was 10 years ahead of its time. It would be way more popular in the post Family Guy world.
BarrettFenwick 1 year ago 5
...I remember this show being a lot more innocent 12 years ago...
...when I was 4 years old.
TrickyMimic 1 year ago 4
WATCH THIS WITH TRANSCRIBE
LOL
manacycler 1 year ago
Wait, so if you mow down the wordplay, essentially what he's saying is that the only reason he's "deranged" is because a cab driver made him late for sex. That's it. He's so self-centered that something so cosmically unimportant throws him off for life.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Duckman.
Dipstikk 1 year ago 6
Whoa.....
HunterLynnisInsane 1 year ago
could some1 transcribe plz? =D thanx in advance
XMaverick20 1 year ago
@XMaverick20
Tayloreh and I already did, actually.
Click the [See all comments >>] link and scroll down a little. You'll find them. ^_^
ChainsawGenie 1 year ago
Is this from the same animators like ren and stimpy or rugrats? the animation style looks a lot like it
colormydaisy 1 year ago
God I miss this show
D2dubben 1 year ago
Dr. Cox only wishes he could rant like this.
DementedAngelWolf 1 year ago 2
duckman 4 prez
d2techknow 1 year ago
Duckman always has some of the best rants and speaks truth.
Itzpower 1 year ago
" pinata spanker"
LOL!
CrudeDude 1 year ago
"... its like balancing a pot of skaulding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt... eh you never forget your senior prom."
lol, that must've been one hell of a prom.
jekblom123 1 year ago
My brother memorized this rant.
Odbarc 1 year ago
...And that's life. It's not supposed to be easy, and you need to play the hand you're dealt. Strive for your own personal best and enjoy the meager scraps of free time you do get because sooner or later (later, if you're lucky), when the final scene plays out and when the curtain falls, you can only hope that you've got a good number of people around your deathbed and some kind of legacy to leave behind you.
Bitching about it helps, but ultimately this will never change.
ParksAndWreck 1 year ago
george costanza?
headoyster 1 year ago
@headoyster yep, thats Jason Alexander
lychicambess 1 year ago
@andynow89 oh god i hate that show man!!
sourpower49 1 year ago
Sciatica! Sciatica! Sciatica!
heirofsorrows 1 year ago
Classic show! The rants are always what kept me laughing, and Fluffy & Uranus were just one of the many characters that made this show great.
L4GL3ss 1 year ago
its a damn shame there aren't that many truly smart shows like this these days. i'd say that Arrested Development was the last truly great one.
evilmidget 1 year ago 2
Amen! Keep on keeping on Duckman.
day22222 1 year ago
fuckin duckman!!
JasonGraybill30 1 year ago
is it just me or does his rants sound a tad bit like AVGN
TheFicwriter1994 1 year ago
@TheFicwriter1994 you mean back when he was actually angry, why yes...yes it does.
BarbedBiohazard 1 year ago
Love this show,
wildnutria 1 year ago
god bless this duck
MrScriblam 1 year ago
this show was so awesome!
and to think that after this the creator of this show went on to make that piece of crap "squirrel boy"
oh how the might hath fallen
TheSlickAndroid 1 year ago
Don't talk about Squirrel Boy that way! I liked it and wish they would start showing the reruns again like they did with Codename: KND, Camp Lazlo, and My Gym Partner's a Monkey.
kjw41309 1 year ago
sorry.
If you liked squirrel boy,I don't have a problem,with that. I don't like squirrel boy but thats my opinion.
Cartoon Network stopped being good a LONG time ago.I thought the last good show on their was Foster's home for Imaginary friends,but its kinda good it ended because I felt it was starting to lose its touch.
TheSlickAndroid 1 year ago
lol the guy is from seinfeld
zewfilms 1 year ago
Wasn't Duckman voiced by Jason Alexander? I miss this show
BoxingChampRyohei 1 year ago 14
@BoxingChampRyohei Who'd you expect, June Foray?
disneyrangerblue02 1 year ago
@BoxingChampRyohei ah yes, the perfect boice for duckman
tk5800thesecond 11 months ago
Duckman's most epic rant.
This show was freaking brilliant.
atomofish 2 years ago 7
@atomofish
Yeah.
Shame about those DVD box sets. 9_9
(Perhaps they'll keep the 'Daria' set company in the bargain bin) -_-U
ChainsawGenie 1 year ago
Duckman and Ren&Stimpy where my life blood growing up. everything is dull in compare... today's cartoons resemble flailing in the dark for a shread of humor that's already been chewed to peices by the Tooth Beaver
k4coastie 2 years ago 7
I'll take duckman over family guy any day. family guy truly sucks.
sevendayz1980 2 years ago 157
@sevendayz1980
hell yes! me too:)
WolfOfShadows1986 1 year ago
@sevendayz1980 I'll take Duckman over King of the Hill reruns.
nuwavevidspud 1 year ago 2
@sevendayz1980 I find it sad that people would rather watch a scene of a dog and a baby debating the pronounciation of "Cool Whip" instead of this.
LegoJunk128 1 year ago 5
@LegoJunk128 It's Peanut Butter Jelly time.
zoidberg590 1 year ago
@sevendayz1980 Why do people keep comparing this show to Family Guy? They have nothing in common... And thats what makes this show so damn great.
TheSlimySeconds 1 year ago
To darkfloydd:
Clearly my friend you are missing the point especially if you are complaining about them being "seriously fucked up" because my friend THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT YOU IDIOT.
sipoffate 2 years ago
used to be on at like 1am in the morn.best show ever man. one ep.had enuff to think about for a years
nguyenimproved 2 years ago
This, and Dilbert, were one of the greatest shows in the world.
CapitalistOverlord 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what episode is this from?
hilarious!!!
fuckem13 2 years ago
LOL!!! This was the best cartoon ever... Bring back Duckman!!!!
Killerbrick 2 years ago 18
duckman >>>>> your fav. cartoon.
brentakasmitty 2 years ago 7
Jason Alexander = perfect person to do Duck man.
SIHELL 2 years ago 3
Duckman it's for sure my favorite cartoon ever. It's sad not on air anymore.
MartiusTrey 2 years ago 2
@MartiusTrey Help us keep it alive. ;) ther'es a 15 gig Duckman DVD (YES DVD RIP!!!!!!) that is begging for people to seed. :S I've been trying to download that huge bastard for almost 2 months now. I just do it over night (I forget it sometimes), but these same 14 people seeding for 300 peers is insane lol. GET THAT DUCKMAN COMPLETE SERIES DVD RIP FROM The Pirate Bay plz xD. pretty plz? ONce I get it , I"m going to post every episode on some account, maybe this one, maybe a different one.
MrUnofficial 2 years ago
@MrUnofficial 15GB! wow that's huge! Duckman is one of my favorites series of all time ,I'll hope you can do it!
MartiusTrey 1 year ago
I miss watching Duckman, everything happening nowadays could fill an entire season of Duckman episodes.
nuwavevidspud 2 years ago 3
Jason Alexander? George?
Ekalavya 2 years ago
I'm going to have to say, some of the episodes with this show are seriously fucked up.
darkfloydd 2 years ago
OMG Its like he knows my life! O_O
Caracalla55 2 years ago 5
Duckman = Cartoon character version of George Costanza. Bring back Duckman.
BuzzsawtheHedgehog 2 years ago 4
Bring back George!
Pavluke 2 years ago