Black Widow Sex

[nathanisbauce]

BBW Creampie FTW!!!

[MrMetalsmack]

Is it wrong to say I have a boner?

[FunnyBananaWorld]

Worst porn ever!

[gameshowluvr86]

Male: (Climaxing): UNH!!! UNH!!!! I came...

Female: Damn... There's no more pizza...

Male: No prob, baby; I'll order some more...

Female: Don't bother.

Male: Wait, wha--- F%^@!!

[209BluntSmoker]

why do ppl get scared of spiders like me CUZ IM FUCKIN ARACNOPHOBIA!

[elementalkid1]

giggety giggety goo

[Snomagic]

Just found one in my kitchen

[AnonAlmostDelivers]

If we get together you promise not to kill me? Please?

I lol'd

[thesaladguy23]

bow chicka wow wow

[SuspiriaTits]

Drop it like it's hot

[doctor202]

Thank God Black Widow is only present in U.S.

[Daniel2131990]

@doctor202 Remember it's Brothers and Sisters are worldwide. Like Red Back Spider.

[Ca800se]

WOW HE JUST HAD TO SAY VIRGINIA DIDNT HE

[monokuruboo123]

ive always wondered if laying eggs for the animals that do lay eggs hurt

[jeepheep69]

I saw an hourglass on a male.

[Robfre96]

@jeepheep69

well yaa they have hourglasses to but the female got red hourglasses

[XandraBravo]

after watching I was like

:O

[BobSaget37]

i hate myself for watching this

[JessRoar]

Why is everyone so scared of spiders?

They're cool

[alyssa2010januar]

cause they make me scare lol :))

[mox23]

fuck this spider! kill em all!

[MistyJm1976]

Lol now why did I watch that? i don't hate spiders though.

[zackalphaomega]

i hate spiders

[JennaSweeeet]

now i feel these like tickly things all over me and i think its baby spiders.

):

[aSethi08]

same...

[JennaSweeeet]

so gross.

[VolatileReaction]

I'm not a huge fan of spiders, but seeing all those transluscent jelly black widows hatching was SO CUTE.

[last1000]

i am going to puke

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Wish certain tarantulas reproduced that many sacs, like P.metallica. Sweet...

[kakimedragon]

Shiver. Cringe. Twitch.

[bugbutterfly73]

Oh damn that is all we need is thousands of them things running around.

[jaradori]

옷 ---------#  spiderman?

[teo829]

I smashed one of these white eggs before...and they were well hidden too!  It felt great...you guys should try it. Bring torch, wear boots, long pants, narrow broom & some courage.

[sweetness7310]

When I saw the title I was like, "Ummm....what?" so I clicked on it. Pretty disturbing. Hahah.

[Mattyytobaccky]

Hahaha, pretty funny video.

[GuitarTechie]

Time for an exterminator

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Proof that Rule 34 is alive, well, and reproducing.

[bigshow457]

So basicly a bubble pops on the female?

[Leannaberry]

Omg I'm so glad we don't get those freaky things were I live.

[MissNevada08]

Looks like my sister and her boyfriends!

[kmesprtan]

spider porno so why isnt actuall porn allowed i dont get it...

[TheClassyGymnast]

How can you guys be talking about religion, this is better than pr0n!

[adidasreebok]

thats so fcking gross

[TranceRocker227]

I jizzed ;)

[6angelo9]

thanks buddy for sayin that scary shit at the end,haha..

[Vegna24]

After they mate, doesn't the female eat the male? That's what I heard.

[FremontMetalHead]

God this is so hot.

[GIoryus84]

Very educational. Thanks for posting!

[BeNGALi4LFE]

that sounds fuckin stupid.

[tohidefromourways]

@JesusChristRulesYOU Seriously, shut up. I think God let spiders and snakes and everything else exist this long for a reason, and they need our respect and love.

[Melissaheartt]

ahaha youre dumb.

[jordenx29]

without snakes or spiders the population of the insects&retiles will be fucked up so think before u speak dumbass & also im an atheist so fuck off

[tyber32]

@JesusChristRulesYOU Lol your post was so persuasive i actually believed you werrent flaming and meant it... then i looked at your name. lol nice one man

[GundamBoyMkII]

@JesusChristRulesYOU Go fuck yourself in the ass with the nailed end of the cross. The only evil around here is religion. More people have been killed in the name of God than any other reason. You hypocrites preach about God and love unless it involves people of different beliefs or in this case, creatures of a different species. Because God wants them dead, right? I'll welcome spiders and snakes into my home long before I let self righteous assholes like you in. Preach your bullshit elsewhere.

[xxTheWhatxx]

your dads ballsack

[cheetahzax]

He's a not very smart Christian. not all Christians are ass holes.

[MrMaryJanes]

Christians are brainwashed morons with no sense of what a "Christian" actually is. Mostly poor uneducated people looking for a way to feel better about themselves while looking down on others for not being "Christian".

[ALMOSTLAKAI34]

i hate you

[hilololomoa]

@MrMaryJanes nobody like Christian anymore.

[MrMaryJanes]

When did anyone EVER like them? LOL

[MrMaryJanes]

Don't even bother with him. He's a god warrior. LOL

[jedimaste2111]

Your comment made made lol at the ignorance of your so called "fact"

[Leannaberry]

Don't feed this trolls, guys. You're just making yourself look more stupid than he is.

[smartpunk15]

i live in the desert..arizona, and one day when i was going outside there were webs going across my front door so i accidently walked right into it! then i felt things crawling all over my body so i checked what it was and i had hundreds of baby spiders on me..later in the day i found the black widow nest with a few more egg sacs so i grabed a hair spray and got a match and boom!!! burned em ALL!!!!!

[glenton657]

did u get bitten i hope not

[font360]

haha lmao

[apersonaplace]

God their new narrator annoys the shit out of me to the point that I won't watch most NatGeo programs with this guy in it.

[Spense626]

damn... I hate spiders.

[dippindots326]

KILL THEM.

WITH FIRE.

[xXxRarghxXx]

YES!

[Ranie9393]

KILL THEM WITH FIRE

[Hemulen40]

Spiders oughta practice celibacy !

[youlittlewanker]

my trousers are stained. defo addin this to favourites :D awesome......uuuuhhhh YEA

[Jesvel18]

omg..omg..kill the frikin sac before they spread!!..i dnt like spiders =[

[Haydronn]

This wasn't the Black Widow Sex I was hoping for...

[xSimplyMagical]

Lmao, Natalia Romanova?

[stanstonsteen]

I HATE SPIDERS DAMN I FEEL ALL ITCHY

[tubeyouchegy]

lol they explode like popcorn

[d0861]

Females are not to be trusted.

[DipinSauce]

wtf??? i would just pour gasoline on that shit and set it on fire

[star0dreamer]

haaahaha lololol. the way its swinging at the end.

[danthemaniac]

This is fucking stupid.

[632614]

i want the dvd of this so i can watch it at my pals stag party sexy shit yeah good spider porn man.and that bitch black widow got a fine ass.............

[Sensarmy300]

this looks like my friday nights

[hawkesie]

is anyone else jerking off to this?

[JSMaresch]

lolollolol haha

[rockybobby]

yes! I can't get enough spider porn !

[xo686]

Hi guys, I've got a question.

According to natural selection, a male (spider / mantis) which has the ability to escape from the female after sex should have more chance of producing more offspring. Therefore, it will become the dominant features among all the male.

However, males are still eaten by females nowadays.

Can anyone explain this ?

[divijkm]

@xo686 the male gets so exhausted by the mating that he dies soon anyways. so the chances that he will find another mate is very slim. also the male who dies at the hands of the female provides food to the young and thus gives them a better chance of survival. these act as counter-weights to the forces that cause BMWs to not zip off (BMW = black male widow)!!!!!!

[chevrolet37]

@xo686 who says the males live after sex? some probably do and some don't either way the female is pregnant

[HTFAmvs]

YouTube is now promoting spider porn.

[klarissa5]

@HTFAmvs amen

[necrokin1]

spider sex

sexy shit

[Dfloyd60]

Did.. did i just watch spiders have Sex?

[AaronCarterRocks]

I leave a piece of my foreskin in every female I mate with

[Parkerkun]

feels good man

[ZogSoldier]

I masturbated while watching this

[streetskater160]

same

[MikeMarino]

man, black widows are creepy looking

[mralfredotv]

spider porn

[buddyguy340]

my pants are officially creamy

[LILBUDDYRaffa]

haha its funny cause its grows ^-^

[SilviaDemon]

what the fuck is this

[CoolGuy95ya]

LMFAO.... NVM i got hard and jacked off to this... I have no life...

[pepsi1649]

why do spiders bounce up & down like that?

[MacRocks713]

Rule 34 has yet to fail.

[blackout156]

fucking weirdd...but not the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[rkomonk]

I have a silky sac too

[A72720WHEAD]

LOL SPIDER PORN!!!!=P

[SuperHumanPerfect]

i'd love to have sex with that black widow..

[Arsenalsoccer11]

talk about a fat fetish

[VikingInPyjama]

I think the scariest part is after a minute a milion little babys AHHHHHHH, i mean seriously use protection..

[VikingInPyjama]

spiderstyle! man that black widow aint no widow..

[MastaShake99]

the anouncer is so corny

[residentzombie]

Don't sit on me, you 6,000 lb hefer. lol

[tanhuiz]

Does all the new-born spiders survive?..

[UDavidT]

No. i think its safe to say that more than 80% of them dies before they reach maturity.

[hintaratoo]

Does it grow back?? XD

[ExianProductions]

WHOA! i did NOT need to see that

[JDizzle785]

@ExianProductions Than why did u click on it i mean it was pretty strait forward

[ExianProductions]

-,_(o.o)_,-

[warking27]

awesome

[blackraven30144]

fuck O-O that's scary

[yetwistedbastards]

Obvious question: does it grow back?? And I thought Japanese porn is messed up...

[feastluva222]

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MastaShake99]

lol

[xNaSxAZx]

this bothers me more than 1 preist 1 nun..

ALOT MORE!!!!

[kimmypotter]

kinky!

[509set]

"thats a huge bitch!" said the male spider

[Every1luvzME]

Wow I felt like I just watch some aliens have sex! Eww

[X0XR33B0X0X]

i hate spiders

[PewpewFighter]

I'd kill that fucking spider in SECONDS.

Fuck spiders. And fuck you PETA if you defend them.

[elmovans]

lets laugh search "Elmovans" and i garantee ill make you laugh

[jester19931]

brutal

[cloudsgreyasthoughts]

What the hell. D:

[goldenboi107]

WHY does the screen have to be so big?? makes everything scarier!!

[Eric3575]

I fucking hate spiders... O.o

[raindropsxx3]

OH THATS SO GROSS.

D8

spider porno D':

[PaulFallen408]

Mmmm, doggy style.

[XxXNinjax]

Giggity?

How many clicked this thinking there was a single lady doing something else?

[kotk05]

omg squish it!

[Jokuki9]

ughh, weirdest shit i've ever seen D:

[Watson239]

Wtf....thats creepy.

[s0ulblad3404]

Sexy

[MsRoxbox]

Creepy 0_o

[coffeecupkitten]

oh my

[stag7533]

That was not the weirdest thing I ever saw

[xthatoneguyx]

wow

[newphew92]

was expecting the female to eat the male afterwards

[ArbitratingMist]

I wonder of that gestation period was filmed in real-time.

[bonitachika792]

Holy crap that was weird she got pregnant in 1 minute and gave birth the next second.

[AestheticMoi]

@bonitachika792 Well, there was no pregnancy involved, and she didn't exactly give birth. She only produced fertilized eggs rather than holding the fertilized eggs in her body as a human does during pregnancy. The birth takes place when the eggs hatch.

[bonitachika792]

@AestheticMoi Ahhh I see thanks for clearing that up.

[cgaurd52]

Male widow: Uh, if we get together, do you promise not kill me? Please?

[coomberta]

.. National Geographic just gave me goosebumps.

[JDizzle785]

@coomberta they give me goosebumps whenever they release a magazine where they have the naked african ladies

[GentlemanRaccoon]

Deceiving title.

[kvance44]

man, spiders are creepy. oh well. ill stick to my snakes...

[JaRoChO241]

That spider got big ass for that  little spider male....!!!

[pimpo911]

damn so many spiders in 1 egg, damn burn it burn it!!!!

[hahayouknowme33]

i make u a white widow bitch

[Thekiddhaze]

WTF>!>

[gargamel6699]

I shall call you STING, STING!

[StaticH20]

spiderman rates 5 starslol

[Phawkers]

daddy long legs can kill black widows so if there is daddy long legs at your home then most likely there will be no black widows?

[ziggi2546]

yey hd spider sex xD

[megagod]

SPIDER PORN

[STANTL3R]

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

[piano99999]

this is what spiderman watches

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Win.

[STAINILIIEY]

Man...I love the narrators voice.

[hotblud82]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[rockymtnchick83]

These are very common where I live in Southern Colorado. In fact we discovered one a few months back that had gotten itself trapped between the window and a screen in our home. Just glad it didn't make it inside.

[TFV52]

if someone can kill me imma kill it before it kills me..LOL and damn that some kinky ass sex they got goin on...doggy style seems like a popular animal sex move LOL

[CreatorOfPorn]

quickie

[darkthehedgehog2]

wow that was fast

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

i kill black widows everytime i see one