Manderley Raps (Deus Ex)

[Crymson1]

Catskills against my orders. Hit movie.

[Crymson1]

Get pills against my orders!

[GameCheeseHD]

This is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

But it's fucking hilarious!

[MySleepingSickness]

What can change the nature of a bomb?

[mysteriousDSF]

medic: homeless people with a wrecking ball driving a nail down the soldiers bodies

JC: Wat's this

[alexsweeley]

I like the screaming hobo.

[ADAM9999ify]

lmao!

[ShiningNow]

6:08 for the rap.

[hongquiao]

that's what happens when you take meth at UNATCO headquarters

[Tytanized]

Kill me.

[manjiluo]

what all mods are at work here? o.o this seems amazing and hilarious

[nssaquinas]

I just want to see the riot cop screaming

[MadnessBoy1337]

No...

[tgh1987]

According to the audio transcribing service, the hatch code at 0:47 is "two one two four two one plunder it with the one to one hundred two to three hundred to one hundred fifty one to one hundred." Remember to watch out for that Karkian!

[tgh1987]

Rap begins at 6:11

[deadkennedy00]

Holy crap this is hilarious, what is this witchcraft????

[SirPwnsalotz]

what the fuck, transcribing audio actually translates the bum's screams

[Tailswraith]

Lol, at 1:27 Denton is like "Why the hell, God?".

[conchudo12345]

"Look, i'll be blunt. I get paid for killing the whole country"

Well, that was blunt alright.

[Emild00d]

Pussy cats... Two fifty.

[TheOneUntakenName]

1. Translate Captions

2. Choose Serbian

3. Mute video

4. Search for "Remove Kebab From Premises"

5. Play in a different tab/window

6. Enjoy.

[AlexanderCrest]

peelz

[BGHetfield96]

Holy shit, a Malkavian mod video with "transcribe audio" option on it? Who the fuck divided by zero!?

[gongal]

Get pills against my orders xD

[JC203981]

11 years already!!

[peniosasdasd]

THEY HAD ME INJECT THE SOLDIERS WITH DEATH

[MRuination]

"Don't worry. We're cops."

Got me.

[darkentity1000]

Harley Filben: "i worked here one summer picking up dead bodies"

JC: "where'd they go?"

Haley Filben: "ahaha... theres always a buyer"

[MrSpriteArtist]

hobo: AHHH AH AAAAAHHH D:

you: now maby you can calm down for a second and tell me how to get to the mole people?

hobo: kk den :D

[pentherapy]

I'm your brother, I'm sure you understand.

[Cane666Taros]

a pigeon? HES A PIGEON.. wtf?

[MrH31q]

Lovin' the Planescape toilet...

[thequorthon]

1:04 the more the guy screamed, the more I laughed xD

[GhostandChromis]

"Don't worry...we're cops."

What kind of fucking law enforcement....

[Turnips5]

"My wolf wins and takes over the whole country."

Well, it can't be any worse than the republicans.

[lizikeee]

xDDD haha, this made  me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes :DD

[greenday380]

Kid : Pussy cats..250.

Jc : i'll take the vial of people

kid : I ain't going back to jail.

Jc : Want to set a price?

Kid : Only a matter of time until people start blowin' up..you wanna buy something or not?

Jc : ( Dead cat..This cat has seen better days)....Yeah well is not to pretty

Kid : Come on bro' , no cops down here

Jc : Out of cash.Sorry.

haha LMAO

[shadowsnake94]

Pussy cats... 250.

[Snipster92]

Isn´t that voice at 7:06 from Planescape: torment?

I can appreciate that.^^

[MEGAXSTU]

1:26 *Sigh..

[qsxxsq2]

Where to find those pills?

[afivey]

I remember how insane I thought the plot was on my first playthrough of this.

It actually felt slightly more crazy than this, to be honest.

[natevines]

The hatch code is 121212122112121221212121212121­221222212212121221221212121212­121...watch out for the Karkian, though.

[AwwC00L]

why is this game so popular it looks confusing and makes no sence

[KamiKaZantA]

@AwwC00L I could just say that "You fucking fail!" but I can explain instead. The original game is called Deus Ex 1, a FPS/RPG hybrid game in a dystopian future and the main theme is conspiracys. 'Malkavian' is a vampire clan (NOT associated with fucking Twilight, thank you very much) in a paper-and-pen roleplaying game and their hallmark is insanity (vampires do not exists in DE).

This video feature the 'Malkavian mod', blending DE and insanity in a hilarious way.

[Andriej69]

Slaughter...Slaughter...Slaugh­ter... He's dead LMAO

[LBukb]

6:40

[UnderweightPanda]

0:47

Wait! Let me get a pen!

[tipiton95]

2:40 AHAHAHAHA

[Trazen4]

5:28

...Homeless people...With a wrecking ball,driving a nail down the soldiers bodies.

[terk0iz]

WHO ARE YOU!

[liamsp544]

Your brother. I'm sure you understand ;D

NO ಠ_ಠ

[Sumpweizsik]

Manderley > Justin Bieber

[sgt0pimienta]

@Sumpweizsik

GOOD GOD! POOR JB How the hell do you make that joke!?

HE LOST HIS THREE DAUGHTERS AND BECAME AN US MARSHAL!

:)

[thebarathrumm]

what is the nameless ones girlfriend doing in the shitter ?

[chipmunx]

@thebarathrumm She took a wrong turn somewhere. Obviously.

[sahanatas]

That will be your butt.

[FabioViscuso]

Don't worry... we're cops.

[13crazypeople]

Fourteen people wern't allowed in the woman's restroom.

[WarusGumble]

"I have opened PILLS!"

[arkkisarkki]

Kill me!

[Markus1894]

'My old man used to say slaughter, slaughter, slaughter. He's dead!.....I like that.'

[mysteriousDSF]

the hatch code is 112131213213232311323122313131­312122211313222111323222331112­3332312

[TheBabyConsumer]

My wolf wins and takes over the whole country.

[inademv]

The Planescape Torment toilet won it for me.

[PoisonWar]

WHO are you!? *Dramatic camera angle*

[oldfokk]

Deionarra LOL!

[13crazypeople]

If I lived in this guy's shoes while this happened..... I'd shoot myself.

[TheUACveteran]

Homeless people with a wrecking ball, driving a nail down the soldiers bodies.

[tsaweeos]

"Homeless people kidnapped the soldiers."

As this quote lingered in my mind, my laugh grew progressively harder. I fucking lost it.

Tears are legit streaming from my eyes.

[jbreckmckye]

@tsaweeos They had me inject the soldiers... with DEATH!

[TheLackofattack]

@tsaweeos They had me inject the soldiers with death!

[BlueBoyX4]

@tsaweeos

I don't get the joke, care to explain?

[lebensraummetal]

@BlueBoyX4 Ok, but as soon as i do, the comedy value is going to drop sharply. Anyway here you go:

First envision a fully armed and well trained soldier. Now imagine him getting kidnapped against his will by some random homeless bum. Can you see nothing funny with that situation?

[looker999997]

Hobo high on zyme: Don't worry, we're cops.

[RaptorLlama]

I like how homeless people actually lived there in invisible war.

[tucker31890]

my dad used to say, SLAUGHTER... SLAUGHTER...SLAUGHTER.... he's dead

....

I like that.

[mysteriousDSF]

Paul (in a serious tone): Manderley raps.

[GreetingsEarthling]

13 people were kidnapped and injected with DEATH

[OtakuEmma]

Toilet... I come for you, my long lost love.

[ImpulseSoftware]

This is the best mod ive ever seen.

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

what is the talking toilet taken from?

[MalkHead]

@YoJimBoHugabaJoe

Planescape Torment

[booofboohall]

@YoJimBoHugabaJoe Planescape Torment - a fantastic pc rpg.

[burningfajitasalt]

@lackofattack ...I get the idea.

[brdane]

5:52 scared the shit out of me. lol but good job. i knew that you could make levels with the developer kit but i did not know that you could edit ones that the creators made. that's cool

[Seebu]

I lost it at "PUSSY CATS, 250"

[Killarila]

the mole ppl rock!

[Killarila]

BOOBIE TRAPS! XD

[onexero1]

MANDERLEY IS A PIGEON!!!

[Chayraz2]

13 people will be injected with death.

[conchudo12345]

Get PILLS against my orders! Get moving!

[chihuahuablender]

what the f*** just happened.

[StormZephyr]

Go in and go in and go in and GO IN

[DarmaLeader]

personally I prerer "Glad to finally meet you agent, I'm A BOMB"

[ShawnPattonC]

What is this, I don't even... Oicwutudidthere. This is madness! Madness? This is A BOMB. YAAGGHH!!! I speel my drrrink. What a shame. What can change the nature of a man? Grabbin' pills. What is a man? A miserable little pile of slaughter. My wolf can go around and just execute anyone you want. I don't understand. Execute who? Killing people without a trial and taking over the whole city... My wolf wins and takes over the whole country. Yo dawg I herd u liek memes-CCCCOMBO BREAKER!

[RedDotRampage]

best nine minutes and one second of my life

[DEUSSD]

'I have opened pills'

'Pills here!'

[jimmyboy2021]

Who are you!? A Bomb..what a shame.

[MoonlightAndy]

- My wolf wins and takes over the whole country.

- I get the idea.

I don't.

[Audiojackful]

I think it's pretty cool that he can just throw himself on the floor and die.

[legopooper24]

Pussy cats 250

[uNcl55]

you forget to kill Hitler!

[JMRG2992]

lol to this

[0Angel0A]

I HAVE OPENED THE MAYOR

[RubyconHero]

Lol the toilet voice is from Might and Magic Dark Messiah

[Lunarsilverstar]

@RubyconHero

Nah, it's from Planescape: Torment. Right when you're breaking out of the Mortuary and you run into the ghost lady.

[uNcl55]

@Lunarsilverstar Deionarra's

[TheOneUntakenName]

12 people didn't get pills against Manderley's orders!

[Vidcar1]

The hatch code is 111132231313231231313113231323­133113131332222233311111231213­31.

Watch out for the Karkian though.

[Ironsix6six]

that pigeon was awesome

[MrKeegan1998]

AHH TALKING TOLITE MY GOD AHH

[KagWoastProductions]

i have opend pills... manderlay raps *ROFL*

[Shikamaru524]

LOL

"This is what I was made for? This is why I exist?"

*Kills self*

[PoisonWar]

"The mole people keep me out cause they don't like women ='( "

". . ."

[Incognito1986]

This is like a bad (and bizarre) dream sequence.

[maledikt]

When Manderley says PILLS I think about Louis from Left for Dead.

[zionravescene]

12 people were private security for a biotech company or something. KILL ME!

[zionravescene]

@zionravescene KILL ME!

[peniosasdasd]

Pussy cats... 250... 

[Samiam232323]

I lost it when the toilet started talking.

[hoilst]

GAH! Headbob!

[IMAYBEFIREMAN]

IS IT ME OR IS MANDERLY THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN OPEN THE MAYOR?

[buzzedbunny123]

JC: I'd like a vial of people.

Dealer: I ain't goin' back to jail.

[IMAYBEFIREMAN]

@buzzedbunny123 BITCH im a good neighbor!

[XxmaxOimpxX]

Harley Filben: i work here one summer , picking up dead bodies

JC Denton: were did they go?

Harley Filben: ahaha... theres always a buyer *WTF XD*

[FireChronos]

"I'm sure you understand." 

"No."

[anselatrik]

This is what I was made isn't it? ... This was I exist.......  Alright let's do this..... aaaaarrrrrrrhggghhhhhhhhh.....­..

[hastyincubus]

And go in, and go in, and go in...

[suprJ2000]

12 people didn't go in like the U.S. Marshalls

[Sankuro3]

That will be your butt.

[Nixel85]

"This is what I was made for..... this is why I exist"

I will say that every time I'm about to take a dump.

[Cassavius]

Killing people without a trial and taking over the city, that's what I'm about...

Hilarious...

[Kredl666]

EPIC

[MyFoodIsBad]

"They had me inject the soldiers with DEATH"

[FateJHedgehog]

I love this game already.

[dracosummoner]

That toilet knows what can change the nature of a man.

[Pkmns]

I love how the guy screams while acting like a calm person

[Asacon337]

talking toilet scares me.............



[AspiringPotato]

The funniest part was how the homeless drifted down into MJ12 HQ.

[manladyyasser]

"that will be your..butt"

[Samoutuomas]

"Manderley, raps." LOL

[tom10320]

Still no 100% black guy...I might have to upload my own

[DASPEN666Devil]

ROFL This mod soooo rules

[kavverr]

What is with the talking toilet? hahaha

[buskowiak]

@kavverr it's taken part of dialogue from Planescape Torment, the character is deionarra. Anyone who enjoy true, deep RPG must see PT as well as deus Ex ;]

[paterpunishment]

@kavverr

That audio is taken straight from another top5 PC-game ever, Planescape: Torment.

[stuartgibb]

The best lines by far are "Get PILLS! Against my orders, Get MOVING, Against my orders!" :D

[MarianCarter12]

"homeless people kidnapped the soldiers." ..... "they had me inject the soldiers with DEATH." XD LOL

[ONNIHOLTTA]

LOL when JC shouted "WHO ARE YOU?" That was taken from the scene when JC talked to Helios :D

[ONNIHOLTTA]

how are these "malkavian mods" made? who makes these? they're so awesome.

[pulpy]

I was ordered to knock out private security for a biotech company or something.

KILL ME... KILL ME.

[WarriorSaladin]

ROFL!!

[1Project1Haiduc1]

"Paul. I... I... I thought you were a GEP gun" XD

[Piotwor]

I love the Deionarra toilet! :D

[zinki120]

OMG! I know it's the talking toilet!! Toilet = goddess!!

[WarusGumble]

"I'm your brother, I'm sure you understand" "....no".LOL.

[Icehawk17]

LMFAO!!

[Zergblender]

I have opened the mayor

[LogickL]

pussy cats...250.

[WrenchSamaurai]

@LogickL Only a matter of time before people start blowin' up...

[Umbrellasister]

[The bum screams at you]

[kokolihapulla]

rofl thats messed XD

[pmaddamsetti]

OMFG 6:13 onwards is hilarious...

[Huffers2002]

The toilet is Dionarra from Planescape Torment?

[Iferno600]

@Huffers2002 wow ya it is

[GriffNZ]

Whoa! That toilet caught me off guard... really didn't expect that. Fucking LOL.