Love, Mass Effect 2 Style

[malganus4]

seriosly she needs bag on her face if she thinks shepard (aka ultimate male ) gonna bang her.

[eraldorh]

What cave in song is it?

[tlgmedia]

@eraldorh "Decay of the Delay" from Jupiter. Get that album, it's amazing.

[JackRendar]

0:36 0:37 x3

I see what you did thar /)

[TKnightcrawler]

LOL

[bwareist]

Do one with Ashley

[TheFamousOG]

Now this if funny xD

[AgustinCuca]

cock block level: Mass Effect 2

[Papadopoulos117]

Dude Miranda looks stupid as hell compared to the girls in Mass Effect 3

[Ultradudeo1]

@Papadopoulos117 You mean the ones that wre just copied and pasted form Mass effect and given a makeover? The ones that were so bad they got replaced by the ones in Mass effect 2? if so, then thats a damn paradox right there....

[MinisterAilingTongue]

What happened to Miranda's waist? It's gone, dude. It wasn't that hard to spot.

[oliverpocherfan]

0:35 : "joker! forget expanding the team! we need to safe mirandas sister NOW!!"

:D sooo true XD

[doommanist]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[matoro2009]

of course shepard agrees with miranda...

you can't disagree with a woman...

you...simply can't

[ZeeTheDarkMinded]

incredibly hilarious "son of a b**** why!!!" LOL

[iXSaintslayerXi]

In honor of Valentine's day, a love poem:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

ASSUMING CONTROL...

THIS HURTS YOU.

[pog15r]

funny

[diedahero]

Nice Eddie Izzard reference.

[diedahero]

Whoa, and you used Cave In to end the video. Nicely done sir. Nothing like space rock on a space sex joke.

[Terrorstanius]

LMFAO tag highlights: Asseffect Sexbox Crack Buzzed

:P

[Kaefigseele]

SO FUNNY :D

[gaddez]

"The stench emanating from your vagina must be what the black death smelled like"

[hdfkhsjdfhsjdfhkshdf]

"can you go easy on the unstable psycho-bitch? i'm trying to do her"

classic

[patrick82895]

it reminds me of south park,and so true thats exactly how i played the game first time through

[horserider123a8]

Oh my god that was so funny

[bmaverick24]

Did he say relationshit?

[ids5621]

reminds me of south park humor!

[TheUKQuickScope]

this sounds like eric off south park when he pretends to be somthing or says MOM!! LOL

[Zimanko1988]

You are the hero of the day! EPIC!

[Blueracer66]

Epic! Bro fist!

[Ellioto16]

Great video. Thanks for inadvertently introducing me to Cave In, such a good band!

[BadgerGnome]

OMFG just busted out laughing!!!!!!! Freaking hilarious!!!!

[fern467]

are you using incendiary rounds cause its hot in here lol so using that at a bar

[Terrorstanius]

*clicks on video*

*looks at dislikes*

*plays video*

[ardharaja]

This is the idiot version of shepard

[Vizzo69s]

Best video I've seen in weeks!

[theraynor1995]

LMAO, I wish mass effect 3 have moar dialog, triangle love and interactions! BTW, Miranda voice in ME 2 are extremely sexy, and in this vid, she was like a guy who change his gender or some thing

[FangedBeauty]

0:40 -> guilty as charged *hangs head in shame*

In my case it was Tali, not Miranda.

Miranda's voice is hilarious. Reminds me of early South Park for some reason :)

Great vid dude !

[Hal0Prodigy]

The stench emanating from Miranda's vagina must have been what the black death smelled like

[JPMHUDProductions]

Let's bang

*click*

"Just checking in, I'd like to know you better Miranda" lol

[29573428937]

Honestly, I was expecting something stupid. While it was in actuality, quite stupid, it was worth many laughs. Good job.

[RogueHippie13]

God I love the internet

[PervAccount]

miranda sounds like stewie griffon trying to be a girl

[CaramelDancen]

I call bullshit. If you rescued her sister why isn't she in her alternate costume?

[DomiiFX]

I'm loving all the Paragon pick up lines.

[WOLF777dude]

I don't remember her chin being so normal.

In the game it was like the bumper of a god damn truck.

[PyroManiac1245]

2:15 Forever Alone...

[AlexSDU]

"In the words of poet Albert Schweitzer 'I Fancy You'."

LOL, glad to see some Eddie Izzard's joke included there.

[colebowlin68]

I just love at the end he starts balling [crying] while holding a photo of Liara. Bitch been cheating.

[Nekhet]

@colebowlin68 Shepard or Liara??

[ruthlessdeath123]

son of a bitch why haha lmfao good one

[nattelol24]

Hahahahahahaha

[scarycat101]

hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!

[batgirl170]

i dont like this I LOVE THIS VID VERY FUNNY

[kibaplox1]

lol omg nice

[linkrock123]

I love how she says "MAH SISTA".

[tlgmedia]

@linkrock123 If I were a prettier woman, maybe it would have been better. If only I wasn't so manly a man.

[linkrock123]

@tlgmedia

But you are a pretty woman.

[linkrock123]

UNTIL WE RESCUE MAH SISTAH

[Anonym0109]

@tlgmedia How manly of a man, exactly? Just sci-fi day-&-night, pee standing up manly or full-on meat-eating, beat-the-tears-back-with-your-­fists manly?

[pinklipstick925]

oh my god, this made me die of laughter!! Please do a Kaidan/FemShep one. I think that would be funny.

[tlgmedia]

@pinklipstick925 That depends...What do *I* get in return?

[pinklipstick925]

@tlgmedia Aha! You get to her the sound of fan girls laughing and squeeing.

[tlgmedia]

@pinklipstick925 UGH. Why does *Kaiden* of all people have fangirls? Where is the love the love for Grunt, huh? TELL ME.

[pinklipstick925]

@tlgmedia Ahaha.

[KALLAIDER]

Awesome!!!!!! Really funny))))))))

[tlgmedia]

@KALLAIDER I only aim to please, my lovely.

[KALLAIDER]

@tlgmedia hope to see more soon)))))

[tlgmedia]

@KALLAIDER Only if you promise to hug every kitten you see from now on.

[RJKhey]

ROFL that was awesome on so many levels!

[tlgmedia]

@RJKhey But why not ALL the levels?

[SileDevil]

LOLOLOLO

[tapok150]

rofl :D

[lolbug100]

lol soooo funny



[yiazmatXIII]

LOL! this scene looks like something from South Park. Nicely done :)

[Alermaks]

oh god i just love that short NO! scream at 1:43 it gets me everytime

[joshp9690]

"I'm going to go talk to Tali, see if I can't pull down some of that sweet alien tang"

YEAH!

[tajmajaj]

LOL the Miranda accent!!! Tries to be Australian but ends up as a very bad English ROFL!!! Makes it funny as hell though...

[NathonRiver]

Very funny! Make more mass effect once!

[RustArtRed]

Most woman I have met, there Pussy is like a Thasher Maw !

[cedzeppelin]

garrus could not come he was in the middle of a calibration

[DarkGamanoid]

@cedzeppelin calibration ... mastur........

[guyfromdubai]

@cedzeppelin He has reach, shepard has...flexibility.

[cnelsonjr87]

That was awesome

[feelsgoodvideos]

please please make more of these vids!

[Dipstikk]

Class, what did we learn?

Being a homophobe pisses off the player.

[Theremanppdas]

i just want a game like this when shepard just talking with me and then i just do shit with him lol

[kununity]

exactly what i did the first time i played this game...

[Theremanppdas]

when you laughing in your dream you laughing for real :OOOO

[TartanSpartan1234]

I'm Commander Shepard, and ladies, look at your man, now back to me, and back to your man, and back to me. Sadly, your man was eaten by vorcha. But if you man was an infiltrator, he could cloak and snipe each one. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on Virmire fighting the geth. What's in you hand? Look down, back up, it's an M-920 Cain. Look down, back up, the geth are now diamonds! Anything's possible when you're a Spectre. I'm on an elcor!

[magua4]

my first mass effect experience was dominated by getting to fuck miranda... from experience, a funny addition would have been including messing up with the argument between miranda and jack then not getting able to bang her and getting really pissed off to do it again.... this is hilarious

[ElCabron889]

"Ma sistah".

[SCaitan]

The first 1:20 were not funny at all...but i liked the end ;)

[DaSuicideKing]

America.

[sparkingconduit]

That was epic. Thanks.

[xsakamotox1]

Shepard:SON OF A BITCH WHY!

[scrapz8101]

"Is there a thresher maw burrowing in your vagina, or are you just a gigantic whore with a cavernous pussy?"

[danishcamb]

So true

[Okamifanj]

Why does this not have millions of views? It's awesome.

[kyleweasel]

yup this is the romance i got too...

[TheEpicGingy]

If that is true RustArtRed... that is awesome

[RustArtRed]

Ladies & Gentleman of Mass Effect 3. I just found out, while talking in the new game in 2012, if you do not say anything after lets say, 60 seconds, they will ask " What is Up " ? & " What is wrong with you Shepard ? " Unreal, so, in a way, this Funny YouTube video came True !

[doublerainbow64abc]

74 people skipped the sex scene in ME 1.

[imtheshattered]

"Quit being a faggot and let's fuck this broad" holy shit that made my day.

[WowzersCedition]

SON OF A BITCH WHY!!!

:-)

[ElectromagNick]

My God, what the hell have I just watch? Who the fwop recommended this? (Fwop was a term I created as a replacement for almost anything. It is different than phowp, which has a marginally more positive connotation. Back to being confused and scared.) *Begins cowering in the cornor, questioning sanity.*

[tlgmedia]

@ElectromagNick Yay!

[Jordanlam5000]

lmao " Ha ha very funny not stop bein a fagget and lets fuck this chick"

[erettew]

Shepard crying over Liara... lmao

[warriorxxy]

this is exactly what happened to me

[MrSilver222]

"Cmon man, lets do this chick. Its the only reason you bought this game"

The whole thing is just amazing xD Great job

[andrewwowk]

I'm going to use that "Are you using incendiary rounds? Cos it's getting hot in here" as a pick-up line.

[HATERofEVILcritics]

The Adventures of Shepard Daring Dashwood and his stalwart Salarian scientist manservant, Mordin!

[whiteskullwhiteskull]

02:15 jajajajjaaj

[lolalex556]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a desktop

[ThePariahDark]

I was going to rate this but right now I'm going to talk to Tali, see if I can't pull down some of that sweet alien poon.

[BaseVexel]

looks like south park lol

[zulu23100]

P.s. SONOFABITCH why. I could have shown you just the front of her black bra and some of bra's cords on her back while she goes down on TOP of me (that wasn't in the game manual?). Bioware promised more dammit.

[zulu23100]

SEX (cough): i hope you make more parody videos for shepard to (lol) reject crazy bitch and tali, be hilarious,(p.s.I suggest to) then see if southpark want to make there own (kinda like the WOW parody) of mass effect 2 of the romances. Then make parodies of the female shepard for FMLE Shepard+Thane etc etc. staying with the original style of jokes.

[gxzeta]

hahaha first time i got the game i wanted to get to sex scene with miranda fast, but at the end i messed it up... :(

[UgsSanctum]

Son of bitch why!?

[Enialis100]

Haha! Im dying. You killed me! Im f*%$ing slain! lol

[PissingPeopleOff1]

This is dead on except for its extreme lack of ass shots.

[ThePersia13]

Awesome Job You Fuckers!

[tlgmedia]

@ThePersia13 Thank you, I love you too <3

[crusher849]

THE VOICE AHHH

[tlgmedia]

@crusher849 I do that voice everyday for my girlfriend, she doesn't like it when I use the same voice to imitate her too.

[chiangsar]

I wanted Garrus to come up too!

[tlgmedia]

@chiangsar He did...he was in your heart.

[CEO0601]

Of course we all hoped for Garrus, but i think he was doing some calibrations at the time.

[gtaseed]

when Shepard said syphilis my explorer crashed LOL???

[KovinKorvas]

Amazing, pure epic! I love how in the real game, no one cares when you have a dramatic dialogue during a firefight, and you can take days before answering! :P Top notch TLG, keep it up!

[tlgmedia]

@KovinKorvas For you, anything <3

[explosionguy23]

hhahahahahah fucking hilarious

[Kikeesperto]

Lol

[mugenrider754]

The stench emanating from your vagina must have been what the black death smelled like.

Joker: WHAT THE SHIT?

[johnnycajxrt]

OMG. i had to go outside to keep from waking everyone in the house up. Very funny. thanks for posting this

[tlgmedia]

@johnnycajxrt Thank you for almost ruining your very household! 

[MunchyToast001]

EDI : Mr.Nomad , for some reason the ship seemy to be gaining a lot of weight , we seem to be gaining the resource of H2O

Nomad : Well that explains why my photobook is gone.

[LastODSTStanding]

He'd have gotten somewhere had he selected the second normal renegade. :\

[llllKAGEllll]

lmao



[hush404]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[tlgmedia]

@hush404 ACRONYMS!

[KakiHat]

I was expecting a stinger where Kelly reveals herself to... Well, you know her. She picks up all kinds of shit as ship *airquotes* "counselor".

[Blackemperess]

You are packing epic like Miranda's packing-uh, lets not go down that road. Anyway, excellent work! Couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes and it hasn't gotten old no matter how many I watch it.

[iAlexsandr]

xD fuck ehhhh

[KalluLuna]

"Honestly I wanted Garrus to come up" hahahahahahahaha xDD! I fell on the floor when I read that!

[LightningEidolen]

XDDDDD fucking hell 

[xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo]

Are you using Incendiary Rounds.?

Because it's getting hot in here.

HAHAHAH .

[Pyromania37]

space park.

[ivie6969]

AWESOMENESS award for this great vid!

[lockheart120]

i would love it if shepard talked to you while you were deciding which option to pick

[zombiegamer234]

@lockheart120 that should actuly be a mod for the game

[Dirtyblue929]

@ZetsubouMFZB ever heard the old greek story about how Athena was born? That's how I think of it.

[theafroman91]

Miranda sounds a little bit like Stewie from Family Guy :)

[MISTRDragonAge]

LOL

[victorianvampstudios]

Haha, 'sweet alien tang'.

[masterchiefum]

lol the tali option i would ve chose tht! :3

[th3d3storoy3r]

@masterchiefum So would i

[protonjones54]

...In space no one can hear you cry...

[Wafflewarrior7]

lol

[ceartais65]

the only people that survived my suicide mission were me miranda black guy and joker...very quiet ship

[freedomphamtom1]

it would be cool to see that when you hesitate in a conversation,the henchmen start saying "you ok,shep?" or something like that

[haulbass17]

Epic

[mette26081994]

asuming direct control

[michaelmcevoy98]

joker set a course for illium, i dont care if we need to build the team we need to save mirandas sister now

[GiulerPowerGamer]

xDDDD it´s soo awesome!! and the ending :D

[antoniofranco333]

son of a bich why

[InTWOitive]

"We need to call Dr. Chawkwas because you just took my breath away." LMAO!

[sErgEantaEgis12]

''Is there a Tresher Maw burrowing in your vagina?'' XD