Punch 'Em In The Dick

[prismwashere]

"Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?

Just punch em in the dick!" BRILLIANT! work smarter, not harder right? hahaha

thank you for posting lyrics for us slow folk...found your link on your mommy's page.

[flyer2571]

Why can't I stop listening to this?

[Trothlol]

do i have permission to use this song in a vid if i give you full credit in an annotation/descrip?

[juicykarkass]

@Trothlol Yeah, yeah, do whatever you want. If you get rich, pay off my student loans.

[rekkof]

@juicykarkass LOL Jesse...Du ist lustig!



[sn9696]

More hate towards men!! What if i said " Punch em in The Pussy "

[juicykarkass]

@sn9696 Are you deaf, or did you not listen to the song? "You ain't gotta be a dude, I'll dickpunch a chick, cuz I don't discriminate when I punch 'em in the dick". Also, this is satire, genius. Get a fucking clue!

[sn9696]

@juicykarkass ,post a video "Punch Em in The Pussy" and see what happens ! Wake Up!

[juicykarkass]

@sn9696 Stop embarrassing yourself, you fucking nutcase.

[phatbennyb]

I really want to do a cover of this at an upcoming show In Nanaimo, BC.

Can't seem to get hold of Juicy Karkass, so I figured I'd put a request for permission/a copy of the instrumental up here. Hopefulyl he sees it and gets back to me.

Any other suggestions from folks on how to get hold of him? or where I might be able to get an instrumental version?

[shade0088]

@phatbennyb Give credit to them and dont claim it as yours and you'll be fine to use it.

[juicykarkass]

@phatbennyb - Part of the fun in covering a song is reinventing it and making it yours. Feel free to cover it. Using my beat would just be karaoke. There is already a cover of this song. Gem'ittarius from Albuquerque, NM, recorded over their own beat and even made a video. youtube(dot)com/watch?v=yAOAmA­oggwg

[BaronWVS]

Still hysterically funny and clever after the 100th viewing. Truly inspired silliness.

[diggles28]

I fucking love this.

[behindthewolfseyes]

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard! Awesome, dude!

[MaddyMayhem100]

My brother plays this for me before games on my ALL GIRL softball team...

[shade0088]

@MaddyMayhem100 aint gotta be a dude shit ill dick punch a chick cause idont discriminate when i punch em in the dick.

:D

[Yocoresq]

Great song, decent video.  It would be better if you guys actually punched somebody in the dick in your video though.

[shade0088]

personally i looked up "dick punch" to make some girl i havent ever really talked to on fb fel better. but i found this. im pretty sure we both came.

[shade0088]

... i love this. you get a giant cookie and 100 internets

[SwagSurfin707]

90 people want to get punched in the dick

[SAKURATHEMC]

haha, if it wasnt for Katawa Shoujo i wouldnt even know about this awesome song watch?v=Iknwz6yK7uE

[fohed]

This shit is HILARIOUS! I cried the whole song! PAY THIS MAN!!!

[penguin69613]

guys they cant be metal fans the singer is wearing star wars and back to the future shirts

[AssDroidz]

@penguin69613 What do shirts have to do with music?

[Jvanpop]

Every time I get pissed at someone, I always find myself humming this

[DumpsterMike1]

Fuckin Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love It !!! Shared It On My FB, Funny Shit, And Well Put Together

[pdubhood]

I found this shit on Selfish Satan Website, fucking amazing. Nut check homey!!!!!

[riderwithani]

SO. Many amazing lyrics! Brilliant!

[rekkof]

North Portland actually :-D



[SKYEHORROR]

FRUIT punch em in the dick.

[pdubhood]

@SKYEHORROR Hawaiin Punch em in the dick!

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

Your daily schedule must be quite something! 7 am, punch em in the dick, 8am breakfast, 9-11, punch em in the dick, 12, lunch while punching them in the dick, 1-4, reading books on dickpunchology, 5-10, PEITD, 11-3, contemplative philosophical dick punching with friends, 3-8, sleeping as dreams of speedbagging a wang drift through your mind.

Outstanding.

[PappaSmurfPro]

LOL



[spideykoonrulz]

well shit, if i ignore the fact that you look like a bunch of punk rock kids, this song is really good.

[pdubhood]

@spideykoonrulz this guy was the singer in a bad ass punk band called Septic Tumor years ago. My old band did a split record with them.

[RapIsWack]

85 people need to be punched in the dick for disliking this!

[BryanAKAGoofy2]

this is what i call Lil John !

[berzerkerbg]

It's funny because they're doing it ironically and still better than most commercial rap we've gotten the last 5 years.

[km9OOO]

This song punched my ears in the dick.

[lausnordah]

PUT THIS SHIT ON ITUNES SO I CAN GIVE YOU MONEY

[justwannacomment66]

my favorite part was definitely when he said "punch em in the dick"

[lesterg79]

I like this! It has a nice 90's hip hop vibe! good job!

Lester

[juicykarkass]

@lesterg79 Thanks Lester! Lookin' forward to seeing whatever you do next. Keep it up!

[nowayimdeadlol]

@lesterg79 speakingofnoninternettimesonin­ternet=IMATROLOLOLOLO

[GoldenTorpedo]

LETS FUCKING GO P-TOWN BITCH

[UraniumReaper]

I swear that this is one of my favorite songs.

[EvoProd]

this is actually a pretty fucking good tune

[BladeXx69]

Enter the twilight zone

[cloudedreason]

This song is the shit. Way more gangsta than any rap I've heard (on the radio) in the past 10 years easy. There needs to be an LP to shake up the scene.

Side note: I'm a college English professor and this is now my policy for late papers. My students have been warned.

[Savipalooza]

This is my favorite rap song/video, and it was uploaded on my birthday. I must have watched this dozens of times. Never gets old. I recommend it to everyone. Keep punching dicks.

[PaxiPeanut]

I want to download this! Do you have this for free? :'D

[DieselNbenz]

i would be so proud if i made this song. BRAVO!! you're a genious. I would punch dick cheney  RITE 'N HIS FECKEN DECK!!!!!

[umbrakvey]

why is this song so good?

[caesarmajestic]

Fry cooks

[chiprommel]

I am not lying when I say I hate rap but let me tell you this is a MASTERPIECE!!!! I am showing everyone this now. All my friends laughed their ass off. You guys are fucking great!!!

[Scafl]

lil jon's absence is a little easier to take now...

[Cutman3030]

Still needs more shots of actual dick punching.

[themanclaw2]

I like how when that guy snuck up and ambushed the two people in the kitchen, one of them sets his drink down BEFORE he reels over in pain.

[IosefKoranison]

I love this song. It's funny and cool, And the best part? Portland fucking Oregon. Hell yes. Wait, what's that? I see something called a Viking Rap song? Excuse me, I gotta go listen to that.

[Deathwing2]

Punch em in the dick! BLAHHHHHH!

[Bugbejuschrist1]

Haha doesn't he look like Bam Margera, yet so much cooler :P

[TheDs365247]

Hahahahaahahahahah!!

[cayenneforever]

"I got ya birth control. POW! Nutcheck Homie!" Gonna be a classic. Thanks for the giggle.

[theyearofourlordig88]

ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING DICK UNTIL YOUR BONER IS HANGING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE INSIDE OUT

[skulldrix]

Your face ain't pregnant.

[noDwitheNVy]

Good shit homie. "With a right/left/right left you're dick punched" that shit had me rollin!! Nice NWA reference!!

[912Nasher]

 Is Johnny Cage your song writer?

[VVilliam360]

NWA credit heeeelllllll yeah!

[danamerica666]

@juicykarkass

word! Pirate Town is where Zoobomb held its first 2 Ben Hurt Chariot Wars.

it looked like you guys did a couple shots at Burnside too.

Pirate Town is such a fucking sick spot. I've heard through word-of-mouth that it got demolished (??)

I do know that the U-of-P bought-out the land that PT is located on.. maybe they left it standing, hopefully they did. That spot is just too awesome and historic to demolish.

[cbpyratepunk]

First seen you guys at libertatia '11 you rocked.

[danamerica666]

PORTLAND, OREGON!

Burnside Skatepark

Pirate Town

72 - Killingsworth

punks and metal dudes  rapping.. fucking hilarious.

[Portlandhardstylers]

@danamerica666 PDX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHA FUCKAS

[faoo]

marry me.



[TheRealMattCarr75]

77 People just got punched in the dick!

[Skunner7]

Have no idea why that guy was bashing this song. If you think about it, how many other rap songs can you name that are about punching people in the dick?

I can't think of one. Now name how many rap songs are about gangstaz, bitchez n' hoez, or money. Pretty much most of them.

This is originality at it's best.

[andthusaplagueship]

i'd punch condoleeza rice in the diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[fyreman666]

what the hell is with the freaking clothing changes?

[brandongregory17]

@fyreman666 it takes several changes of clothing to punch people in the dick all day.

[ewfwer1124214g]

omg I loved the Bush cabinet part lolol

[JohnsonNorsouvanh]

Damn this has got to be the rawest hip hop track i've ever heard! Its banging and informative...lol...

[ItMightBeAChicken]

@shigiti2

even if this guy were to have grand kids, music will have gotten to the point where saying "punch em in the dick" will be as unoffensive as when Rhett Butler said "I don't give a damn"

i laugh at you for not thinking ahead and for not being able to spell the word "thought"

[Cantido]

I like the part with the dick punching.

[SuperMoongazer]

i was laughing the whole way through this video. zI seriously hope that was the intention. If it was, bravo.

[godalful]

@juicykarkass where can i download this song

[POPsDONtRUn]

Another great show, last night!!! Karkass put on an energy filled set with 3 new songs! If you have not yet caught a show, it's a must. Expect more from Juicy on Selfish Satan Records. I,,I (>_<) I,,I UpDaPunx!!!

[dimivader]

72 people got punched in the dick

[dragon5fhg]

@dimivader and we punch em in the dick

[ImBryanFury]

Punch George in his Bush

[POPsDONtRUn]

@juicykarkass lol...lol...Yo, Mr. Dickpunch a little decency...violence will get you nowhere....lol...lol....

[frightmere]

@juicykarkass Vasectomy or nutcheck homie?

[Yavin1v]

this song has taught me a great lesson about life " If mother fuckers talk shit " "Punch Em in the dick"

[Yavin1v]

this is awesome

[Kaltros]

This songs is just awesome. I want it on iTunes!

[Fatman221]

This is better than any other rap song I've ever heard ever.

[metallicamoose]

This is so bad. I'm enjoying it so much. I think I'm gonna deck someone in the pecker

[shigiti2]

@juicykarkass When you say laugh it sounds more like "I shit my pants".

[spnkr19]

@shigiti2 If my grandfather rapped about punching people in the dick maybe I wouldn't be addicted to rape and meth. More grandfathers should have rapped about punching people in the dick.

[Evyllity]

@caesarmajestic This is your best shot at criticizing art?

[cluade75]

This is probably the best song I've heard sense anything by lil' jon. Thank you for bringing back this type of music. It's truly amazing.

[Kingschwill]

It's a shame you can not see the dare I say profound message the artist is presenting. His use of 'low' art to frame his message obliges one to make a decision; forsake your preconceived notions of what art is and in redefining it experience a greater view of the global community, or remain a dogfucker such as yourself. The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind’s flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality - without exploiting them for fun and profit.

[koden530]

67 People got punched in the dick

[GroddGuerrilla]

lol crusties rapping.

[AntiBarneySS]

I love you guys... Next time I'm in Portland I want to track you guys down just so I can shake your hands... BTW I went to school, up here in Port Townsend, WA, with some of the "dancing gang fighters" in this video. They were break dancing GODs even back in high school...

[merkNsteeze]

a sucker punch to the dick is grounds for a curb stomping

[Scorpinox89]

@caesarmajestic Yo it's a fuckin youtube video don't act like you're seeing it on live television or you're expected to pay-per-view it,no one is declaring this ART so quit bitchin and don't watch if you don't like...most importantly,keep your unprovoked trolling off this page or you're gonna get trashed right back.

Oh and if I ever meet you,guess what?

I'MMA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!!

[XycronClawX]

@caesarmajestic dont be jealous

[hmugiirls]

wwttdffffff is this? ahhaha.

[MrLfc123abc]

WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDDA!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[GRyoyoguy]

this is glorious

[kirdot2011]

This is Jennas real nature/character!

[kirdot2011]

Jenna E. never swears on her vlogs, but at the same time adds something like this to favourites?! What would her mom say if she knew about this?!

...and does that mean she was in a bad/agressive mood?!

[brendanRawrs]

not dissing or anything, its just not my style of music (rap) but the beat is freaking amazing i like the beat :D

[zidizadaze]

lol jenna..

[SiiNTi]

Aww at the cute doggies :)

[Franjelisco91]

thumbs up if you are here because of iJustine's Sister =D

[kirdot2011]

@Franjelisco91 well of course I`m here because of her, who would search for something like this on him/her own?!

[shannontrf]

Thumbs up if itsmejennae brought you here!

[kirdot2011]

@shannontrf Jenna E. never swears on her vlogs, but at the same time adds something like this to favourites?! What would her mom say if she knew about this?!

...and does that mean she was in a bad/agressive mood?!

[MusicalEutopia]

@caesarmajestic You're incredibly stupid.

[FlamerockRockin]

Itsmejennae favorited this... O_o

[facelessjoe]

@juicykarkass i wish i could love your reply more then a silly thumbs up, pissing myself, for the original comment, someone from outside the mainstream hip hop scene has made a hip hop track better and catchier then any of those pop star cunts can, and he's done it for fun.....yes fun, some people make music for fun, i know alot of us forgot that 40 or 50 years ago but its meant to be fun to make music

[DementiaXlll]

My new ringtone. This owns.

[Wojtek842]

You guys need to put this on Amazon or iTunes.

Work that market yo.

[DestroyYouAlot]

wow, oogle crunk. you learn something new every day.

[Beava107]

Clever ass wordplay.

[knockout08]

this needs more views.

[joecald1]

56 people were punched in the dick.

[MeatSmudge]

HAHAHAHA. Fucking awesome. Love it bro.

[sonicroxandGL]

55 people's genitals have swelled up all out of proportion.

[shikaman500]

55 people wanna be punched in the dick xD

[gabrielpiresvilela]

@alepiresjr é noís brow

[SideWays8Productions]

You guys are my new idols for my upcoming rap project.

What bands do you guys (usually) listen to?

[juicykarkass]

@SideWays8Productions Judas Priest, Filth, and the Beastie Boys.

[Annaleebie]

I usually dislike rap, but your word play is just too good to pass up.

[gabrielpiresvilela]

I punched in the dick for everyone, try to also help you to calm down!

[futbolzenit]

So... is this a joke? Because I just shit my pants.

[malmapunkrock]

i love it when we play this after a long night of punk rock and trash music. People just love it.

[DeathToDebaser]

hate to be that guy but uh.... I JUST PUNCHED 54 MOFUCKAS IN THE DICK

[beaupatrick77]

"...ima deck'er in the pecker mutherfecker... " straight poetry right there

[bobbyjoeebola]

dude! means alot coming from the king! ami lawless turned us onto you, glad to know we're not alone in the 'punks who occasionally rap' world. :)

[TheNoraPerson]

PUNCH EM IN THE DIIIIIEEEEEEK

[bloodcobra666]

"I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children!"

My you guys are subtle!

[Triskitout]

This is definitely the greatest fucking song ever. Period. Fucking. Ugh. So much fucking awesome. Right here.

[devourmentoffetus]

Which one of you is going to finger my butthole?

[AKLDraftPick]

This shit is so fuccin wacc hope y'all bitches get "stomped in da nuts"

[EliteEdgeCharlie]

Epic Song

[zenvidar]

I like how frequently you post responses to people's comments. :D

[mikedssx]

For a song about punchin them in the dick there sure is not a lot of that happening.

[kanibiskooker]

@N00Player69 i  believe Its called and earing

[N00Player69]

@kanibiskooker wow really? its a pad lock fucking idiot...

[kanibiskooker]

@N00Player69 if you know what it is then why ask? douche bag

[N00Player69]

@kanibiskooker stupid fuck cant check the comments? he told me it was a padlock >.> he answered way before you did

[viewtifulblader]

Is this similiar to the boondocks, stompem in the nuts???

[PaulSukys]

did he actually paint his beard below his lips? :D:D:D:D

[theoccupant]

@PaulSukys It's an awesome tattoo.

[Persianator]

Not going to college gave you an amazing vernacular.

[rekkof]

Prost Neujahr Jesse!

[InsectRoboOverlord]

bobcoffin is a christian. i hope he makes it to the carnival

[yeshallbeasgodssinge]

this song is so awesome

[wickkidda]

i cant tell if this is supposed to be funny or serious or both

[somebuddycool]

the lead rapper is fat.

[LetsDoIt4Johnny1]

Cold-cock his cock is lyrical genius.

[Wallywood187]

lol this song is amazing

[misanthr0pe]

Really should have ended after the 4th line.

[woodenbandman]

OH DAMN

CHILDREN OF BODOM FAN RAPS ABOUT DICK PUNCHES

5 STARS

[bloodcobra666]

@woodenbandman I just noticed that line! Brilliant!

[MrTommyGrowls]

LMAO!!!!

I'm a metalhead, I got a Metalvest and I know why you did this... !!! NICE!

[Visualundeath]

1:42 Oh god, this guy... What the HELL.

[x82ndxRentACop]

Well this was gay.

[EvilMAiq]

I find myself singing this at the most random times.

The looks I get are hilarious.