OMFG - Skyrim [Part 27] - Heads will roll....

[Bodhgoer]

Me to but i just took sven the riverwood guy archer dude man person elf ect.

[ChandraLee13]

BENOR! :D Took me less than five minutes to beat him up, and he became my new companion. I nicknamed him Charlie so I could pull a "Charlie The Unicorn" when I'd go adventuring, but...he kept dying. Why do all of my freaking companions die!? D:

[MrCombineGuy]

39:39

The head keeps rolling Hahah! That's so fucking comical!

[Kamas00pl]

39:38 So that's WHERE HER HEAD has rolled after decapitation! (Take a closer look behind the npc's)

[diamondkid277]

jesse velma is the one that says jinkys shaggy says zoinks

[Dreadzy44]

haah did anyone see the head roll past when he comes out of the jarls house and the mob is there?

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

KILL THE VAMPIRE im part of this mob

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

its gettin all van helcin up in here

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

spiders dont have thoraxes

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

jesse the dragon had a vampire disease

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

eveyrone knows thats not a 3 tooth wilferd brimely its a walrus

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

the boy gets turned on by argonian maids....WELL DONT WE ALL :D

[tkisb]

"No more I yield!"

*DECAPITATION*

[ashyzVIDZ]

Jesse's surname came from his smallest bodypart ...nobody laughed im so sorry xp

[gregoryryanalexander]

The next episode when you go "why do I have a skull" is because you thought it was a potion of stamina

[ktaswell]

um.. THERES A VAMPIRE

[barrydoyle18]

lol in fist fights he should use power shots...

[supersmack51]

omg my computer had to let the video load a then next i hear was WOW THAT WAS SOME SUPER LAG and i filpped out

[superboots10ac]

its velma  who says jenkies

[Oathblivion]

It would've been the best thing ever if you were a vampire yourself. In fact, I'm going to have to do that myself....

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@Oathblivion

Vampires are retarded and you are a faggot for wanting to be one. Get the fuck away from Jesse's videos. Have fun trying to troll this comment.

[Oathblivion]

@M4ST3RL1NKX88 watch?v=NkgbKoKcntU

<3

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@Oathblivion

Great, you're a pony worshipping piece if shit too.

[Cyrusislikeawsome]

I love how, even though they are off to kill an evil vampire, Jesse still has time for picking flowers.

[BloodRedHawk]

Warchief Vampire Thrall?

[SkyBlitzer1]

Damn that fistfight was long...

[ost634]

w8 crassius curio is a gay from morrowind

[Samsam2992]

I love his reaction when he decapitates someone.

[MrPwnagemeister]

Also....

Foxy Brown - Jesse's fox friend who leads him to objectives, and warns him of danger.

Allie - Jesse's bandit-murdering, dragon fighting horse.

[MrPwnagemeister]

Welcome to the OMFG Skyrim Show! Meet the characters. *Spoilers*

Jesse - The hero of Skyrim and last of the Dragonborn.

Lizzy - Jesse's lizard-man companion.

Meeko - Jesse's new dog companion.

Mrs. Jesse - Jesse's soon-to-be wife, and companion.

Butterface - Jesse's old companion he met in a bar fight.

Taters - Jesse's friend he met in a 25 minute fist fight.

[AdrianW3D]

" I'm the best warrior in Mortha, and that's no boast." - "I also like taders, taders on toast!"

oh jessi you lyrical mastermind :D

[Stalker666pl]

Dat angry mob

[Stalker666pl]

15:00 Did anyone else notice a guard going through the lake/pond?

[DjBilly267]

Jesse's a Beast

[DjBilly267]

46:27 oww

[DjBilly267]

Oh Irony!!!!!!

[Talonknife6]

I'm sorry, but.... I used to be a vampire, but then I took an arrow to the mouth.

[MartianDiscoFish]

First a sperm whale, then a bowl of petunias, and now a frostbite spider.

[himjiji]

Jesse's Shaggy is EPIC!!!

[Spooony]

Can't believe Tb criticised the combat in this game. He HAS to watch this video. XD

[23axeman]

There was much face-palming during this video.

[morethanlunch]

Gotta love them Argonian maids. Surprised Lizzie didn't want it.

[bopperstopper]

This has got to be the funniest video ever.

31:10 I bet any amount of money that those asshole guards were planting a knife and drugs next to that spider's body

[lobo2211]

15:00 guard just walkin in ta water not a care in the world :3

[Gamerkam]

man that Alva's a bitch, she's a bitch witch

[janenba352]

I really hope you improve in terms of combat in later episodes.. because he hit you like 5 times more than you hit him.

[drawesome555]

best episode yet!

[MissLFlechsig]

OMG.

When he found the argonian maid book thing.

I just laughed SO fucking hard.

[Poogist]

Brawling is the easiest with a Khajiit. +15 damage bare handed bitch!

[Gamemaster411]

Watching this while downloading Might and Magic 3.

[orangemoustash]

this reminds me of the time I killed a dragon inside windhelm. It died just outside the Palace of the Kings, then I went inside to talk about the stormcloaks when he told me to kill an ice wraith as a test I got wondered why he couldn't just open the door and see the giant dragon skeleton.

[magicmusic1113]

why does everyone in Skyrim sleep above the covers?

[roflmoomywafflemoo]

Shaggy's catch phrase is "Zoinks!" not "Jinkies!" >.>

[ThatGamingNerd]

@roflmoomywafflemoo we heard you the first time

[Jontman42]

43:40 The guy was like "ooohhh that hurt"

[JoellyMoley]

I wish Crassius Curio was in every Elder Scrolls game. 

[MrJustinArt]

43:39 the guy has a priceless look on his face when he gets decapitated xD

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

Actually the people u call lizards actually have a 50% longer time to stay under water

[tricksterzullu]

i love how they were all suited up to fight and ready, yet the second they got there they were like"WHAT! NO, NO, U KNOW, I DIDNT SIGN UP TO FIGHT FRIGGIN VAMPS! SCREW THIS! U GO IN! FUCK U! I GOT ALL SUITED UP FOR THIS!

[Nerfoligist]

Hey, I love baked 'Tayters!

[Chillzer95]

Jesse!! Y U keep forgetting that leveling heals you up?!

[DaMaestroable]

I one-upped Jesse at Morthal. He fought one dragon attacking the city, I fought two... at the same time! And the vampire for the quest bugged out and attacked me while she was invisible. All I can say is... Thank god for the impact perk! (Magi FTW)

[MCOmegaX123]

Not a great Shaggy (not a horrible one though), for one thing you keep using the wrong word. Velma says 'jinkies', Shaggy says 'like zoinks'.

Now you may have corrected this in a later episode, or you may not care in the first place, but I just wanted to point it out, and I haven't seen later episodes yet so I don't know if you did correct it.

[palamonia1]

Does he ever find the other volumes to the lustful argonian? Lol

[thebesturl]

I thought your shaggy impression was great

[FirestormTheSword]

1:29 STAY THE HELL OUT, BRO!

[VelerinaRose]

39:39 I found where her head rolled off too...

[paota2729]

Kill Butterface please

[TheGrimur]

Jesse vampires are easy to il dont be such a chicken!



[TheGrimur]

Helgi is a dudes name in icelandic so BETHESTA Y U NO CHOOSE GIRL NAMES FOR GIRLS AND GUY NAMES FOR GUYS!!!!!!!!

[commandergree09]

Hey Jesse, Maybe the terraria nurse is a vampire..

[suravian666]

fukin lol 3 toothed Wilford Brimley

[aza89]

Your Scooby is really good xD

[Sabohaque]

lol 15:00

[skythe1908]

"Not sure why we went at night. . ."

Because then they couldn't carry torches, Jesse. It's not a real angry mob unless someone brings torches.

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

@skythe1908 true true but where are THE PITCHFORKS?!

[Sc0ttandJ0e]

WOOO! SHAGGY AND SCOOBY! >:3

[DDWDwdddsaffrwfwfsef]

The Jarl looks like walter from Jeff dunham just a woman, With her arms crossed. Maybe its his wife? Dun dun dun...

[BroBroNelly]

This entire part/mystery/vampire shenanigans made my head hurt.

[Ivijaa]

this is the most epic part

[starjirachi21]

31:06 does that regularly happen? XD

[holywar666]

jesse if you got 90 smithing and HAD heavy armour skill... you chould of got awsome dedric armour that makes you look evil and awsome and the weapons are also awsome and well...dedric armour is awsome!!!

[Gr4bor]

i love u!

[obolisk0430]

It's too bad jesse didn't choose to use magic, the mages collage questline was awsome.

[obolisk0430]

Jesse:...Taters and salt

Guard: DRAGON!

Jesse: WHAT?!?

[vallkornrunnings]

Jesse go to riften join the thiefs guild

[jcjl2020]

ur orc sounds like cartman!

[Honza58]

Hmm.. isn't it weird that while I was watching this video, Scooby Doo was on TV? :-D

[sWEATINGgOATmILK]

@Alpha0727 but are there any perks into becoming a vampire

[Alpha0727]

32:40 Jesse, for a hero, you show no mercy to your enemies. Good for you!

[millinium50]

35:45 omg trish is a vampire

[Surgequake7]

HE JUST TOOK AN ARROW TO THE MOUTH! Oh SHIT! OH HE GOTAGTSBRANERA OHH IRONY! Hahahahahaha, Jesse you're awesome!

[MegaHolymoly]

OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH DAAAAAAYUUUM! I laughed so hard.

[sWEATINGgOATmILK]

What happens if u do get bite by a vampire???

[Alpha0727]

@sWEATINGgOATmILK You contract the disease Sanguinare Vampiris, in which you will slowly turn into a Vampire. There are four stages and if you get to stage four, the citizens of Skyrim will be hostile towards you and may attack you on sight.

[shadow3165]

LOLOL 39:42 TOP RIGHT SIDE ABOVE THE TORCH

FOUND HER HEAD XD

[HyZeDubz]

lol i typed omfg xD

[aabmmd]

i typed omfg

[TheLiontron]

cool dragon vs giant.

No! jesse vs giant.

[Mariose123]

@TheDiodorus he didn't do that

[Mariose123]

I've been telling Jesse how to decapitate for like 10 episodes...Finally he used it lol Jesse slow as always.Loved the ending,Jesse got owned,punishment for laughing at headless ppl :).Oh and you are not on max difficulty btw.

[macace1000]

i still dont get it xD what do you do in this game?

[T3Hx3PICxCH3353]

What's funny is that in this game decapitation sometimes doesn't actually kill people.

So they walk around with no head.

[PongoBluetooth]

Watching the fights now that he's increased the difficulty setting, I have to say...

The only difference is how often he pauses to chug potions. And how often enemies trigger arbitrary death sequences. That's about it.

[Mariose123]

@PongoBluetooth the only difference is in their health and damage they deal.Which also sometimes require you to make little to no mistakes if you wanna survive.A Dragon can one shot you with his fire breath later on,if you are too careless to avoid it.Anyway play the game for yourself.

[PongoBluetooth]

@Mariose123 I've got 120 hours on Skyrim. And I've played Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Fallour: New Vegas. And after all these Bethesda titles, I have to say that difficulty settings aren't really their thing. Increasing enemy health and damage doesn't make the game more challenging, it just makes it harder. You play the game exactly the same, but the game randomly and arbitrarily kills you. What the fuck are you supposed to do when an instant-kill is triggered by an enemy on the first swing?

[7007King0770]

Your Shaggy voice is pretty good, not horrible, your Scooby Doo is horrible.

[Hijynx87]

I wish this game had more voice actors......like a bioware title.

[Hunkarov]

OOOOOOO DAAAAMN

[STRONGIMPACTIFY]

It's pronounced herbs not erbs

[waterstepwarrior]

@STRONGIMPACTIFY The H is silent

[STRONGIMPACTIFY]

@waterstepwarrior No it isn't... It's just the U.S.A pronunciation that is like that. Every other country (maybe apart from Canada?) that speaks English says Herb

[waterstepwarrior]

@STRONGIMPACTIFY Alright, if you say so :|

I'll take your word for it since I have very little knowledge of England and whatnot.

[lilwolffy]

99 problems and vampires aint 1

[UhmBrock]

TAKE THAT EUROPEANS

[R3V3NGE]

That was a freaking amazing ending!!

[RicardoIndustries1]

Who else nows that the abodoned shack is a murder room for the Dark Brotherhood

[Mizreg]

@RicardoIndustries1 JUST SHUT UP WITH OR DAMN F*CKING SPOILERS YOU D*CK

[coolguy12345127]

how do you switch to your bow so quick withuot using q?

[WhiteInvas1on]

@coolguy12345127 press the assigned number ;)

[Hijynx87]

@coolguy12345127 go to the quick menue and for each item you can select a number on the keypad....up to 8.

[MCOmegaX123]

@coolguy12345127 He has it set to hotkey 7.

[coolguy12345127]

i thinmk you should stop looting so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it can juat get kinda annoying sometimes

[Hijynx87]

@coolguy12345127 Let him play how he wants, now I wouldn't want him to miss any phat lewts.

[TheMuseli]

"Now that was a punch."

No, it was about six hundred of them.

[WoWCheatsHome]

I wonder if Jesse will ever realise 39:39? :P

[SH4RZ13]

A furry in the making? Argonians don't have fur :P

[rubencrisitano9]

23:31 SORRYYY GUYS!! just wanted 2 say that you could do as akon (dangerous) lool :P

[Fire77757]

You were always a badass Jesse you just didnt know it yet...

[Porilainen91]

All hot girls are vampires and we heard it here first? I'm sorry, Lesbian Vampire Killers made it first

[rubencrisitano9]

ehh sorry 4 post 2 times but got question,,,, old lizzie is a mod? cause cant find her/him anywere

[MCOmegaX123]

@rubencrisitano9 Lizzie (Derkeethus, or as I call him, Derp-keethus, due to his always getting in the way, and his 'let's not help the guy I'm supposed to help' attitude in some of the videos) is in Darkwater Pass(?), in a secret path in one of the big rooms with the Falmer. You need to watch earlier vids in the series.

[MaximumProxy]

Damn it, Jesse! Stop making videos faster than I can watch them!

[Croltown]

@MaximumProxy No thats good SAHUSH!!!!

[rubencrisitano9]

18:05 seriously,, bro..? ... OH SHIT!! IT WAS A TRAP!!! :D hahaaha made my day!!

[kennythiu1]

31:21 that guard totally teabagged the spider.

[Fire77757]

All dem dragons look the same......just like dem Asians...

[MegaMunchy]

On the contrary you have a great Scooby impersonation.

[TCCflow]

STEAL THE POTIONS!! GAHH!! ;_;

[BushWookieJoe]

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOON (Brutal Legend style)

[gearsofhaloauto]

@BushWookieJoe

Jack Black rocks!!!

[Blackhammer9999]

Hey jes its Demi! When can we meet. hit me up on FB

[maxmurray79]

Everytime he decapitates someone the way he reacts makes me laugh so much :L!

[NightmareSpiders]

The next time you lose Lizzie, just fast travel to the same town and he'll still come back.

[miwright21]

The only thing wrong with your Shaggy impression is that Thelma is the one that says "Jinkies". Shaggy says "Zoinks!"

[PaladinPower811]

18:10 was so scary and badass it was unbelievable.

[grouxify]

I supose Dragonrend will become Jesse's favorite shout.....If get's there

[Takanava]

jesse being a vampire is cool though or was in oblivion haven't got this yet

[Azurowiec]

As above, so below, place your bets which way the head will roll...

[TBfanclub]

I like how Jesse is like aski ng if any1 else ahd seen what every1 else had seen2mins be4 Jesse even npticed it lol

[sparkydog102]

Why where jesses hands SO SMALL

[CTmera]

Did anyone else laugh their ass off the entire fist fight? Like literally the ENTIRE fist fight and even for like two minutes afterwards?

[CTmera]

WOW. Jesse's Shaggy impression was SPOT ON.

[venci16]

@CTmera totaly

[Sascha79305]

jessie go to Meeko's shack (east of dragon bridge) , a dog can be found running along the path to the house (or near the house) you cant take him as a companion (he will not replace lizzie!)

[LeechOfSukiness]

using blade's blade to kill vampires...well done sir....

[weakchaos]

OK so i can't get this mission to start, the companion vilkas quest after the death of kodlack, if anyone can help me out, i would really appreciate it, thankyou.

[vincentdangify]

LOL

[MrZombieToaster]

Krii Fin Dovah Ahst Fin Brom Ahrk Dinok Bah Fen Daal

[NeoSilvanus]

jesse should totally marry lizzie

[sebaswow40]

jesse u really need a new shield man