zipster has the love jam ( AKA FB's got some fine tatas)

[oneiblind30]

I was the donor cause the babies are pretty.

[strangeparty]

love jam LOL

[JoeBobOneHalf]

23 cents? Aember25 gets 25 cents a month. That makes her better than you.

Love and Peace.

[JoeBobOneHalf]

DMCA stands for Dirty Monkey Copyright Administration.

[RadicalComedy]

I appreciate Victors penis video too. I havent had sex in years so outside of doorknobs and 90 degree angles, I am re-virginized. Oh, I also have small hands....RLOL....~Raven

[battim]

they have toys...doorknobs....lol

[iseehaters]

its more like 20 bucks a month but its still not enough to get a tank of gas.. zipster lol

[annspade]

It's cool to hear you talk randomly. I gotta say I'm not all into the political crap. Ignorance can be bliss. Did my vid clip work out, btw? (Did you even get it?) I LOL'ed at MUCH of this, Tim. :)

[battim]

got it loved it will have it done soon sweets...you rock the world

[CadicusTheDamned]

Ugh, I like everybody but Blunty. Blunty is a whiny cunt. I hope he gets the worst case of ass cancer an angry eldritch god can inflict.

I know what you mean about the Asian wives. Do you too like to have your spouse say, "Oh, me so horny, me love you long time?" I'm just glad mine has TB and isn't secretly the girlfriend of a VC officer.

[battim]

i liked his last video on youtubes hypocrisy. even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[CadicusTheDamned]

He really thinks he is something.

I like his silly stop action stuff best.

Plus, the marsupial humor is tops.

His commentaries strike me as whiny.

YT is a business. Everybody needs to accept that.

[battim]

i agree. yt is a business. his last video addresses more a consistency of policy, not the policy in general.

[markapsolon]

lol I dont have the dvds yet..lol but soon

[markapsolon]

I'll buy a bag too and we can double share it.. what the fuck does that mean. I need sleep..lol

[elfisback]

FLMAO! Great video man. Sweet! Liquorice! I'll hold you to that lol

[poopzakishawt]

when i come up witha cool colab idea ill let ya know but im not to fast on the thinking so it might be awhile

[elizard]

Digital Millennium Copyright Act

[battim]

its not donnie and maries comedy act?

[ImFromBoise]

I miss Batman

[battim]

he'll be back just haven't felt "it"

[Blue161]

I've been to Japan... It's true.

[battim]

have fun anyway?

[JoesRambles]

I made partner too. But I doubt I will anywhere close to 23 cents a month. That would be high cotton.

In other news, I am moving to Japan now! lol

Great vid!

[battim]

welcome to the penny party...

[JoesRambles]

WooHoo!

[JoesRambles]

WooHoo!

[samtwist]

Did mmask leave because of his original account being suspended? cos if he did that blows more than the gaygoblin.

[battim]

nothing blows more than gaygoblin

[werewolfchewtoy]

Hey I sit through your vids and I'm edjumicated :P  hahaha

[battim]

glad one of us is.

[biblegirl7]

OMG! I love the bustin in Victor! Can I bust on him too? I'm totally going to steal your material on that!

And isn't it amazing how everyone thinks that when you're a partner, that we must be making loads of money? Like Google is going to be sooooo generous!

[battim]

loads of change.

[thedemonicjester13]

being that I watch ur videos do I get food??? if not do I atleast get a damn fucking hug lol didnt u at one moment in time dressed like a chick I seriously think u did but ya isnt ur bat cave also known as the brown eye I`m just sayin lol

[thedemonicjester13]

being that I watch ur videos do I get food??? if not do I atleast get a damn fucking hug lol didnt u at one moment in time dressed like a chick I seriously think u did but ya isnt ur bat cave also known as the brown eye I`m just sayin lol

[battim]

not on youtube...for halloween a few times

[yefknha]

23 cents is all you get for being a partner?

[battim]

plus an autograph from sxephil.

[battim]

it will be bulk style, they have bulk chocolate covered?

[JohnCocktoston]

$0.23 per month. Dude, you are rollin' in the dough! Spread some of that around. LOL.

[Bean829]

that liquorice looks yummy, can't want to see the collab with keri.

[battim]

its gonna be intense for sure...might piss off a few chritians but that is not the intent. should be interesting.

[GrugNorg]

LOL "WE'RE HUGE!! LOL! Awewome dude, Awewome!

[battim]

theory of relativity at work...lol.

[JustA11en]

I like your comedic preacher videos.

[battim]

i like your comdedic fuck with hater videos...

[maryann712]

ya better friggin share the licorice.

[maryann712]

yeah, said twice for emphasis. not a glitch.

[battim]

either way you damn spammer!! spam more if you like...

[battim]

of course everyone will get some...

[robtran]

They're not "suckling teets", Tim. They're "moobs." Learn the difference.

[battim]

if they lactate they are teats. you have some hairy moobs rob.

[robtran]

Indeed, because they're manly moobs, displaying the fulll manliness of my manly manhood!!

[robtran]

23 cents my ASS.

;-)

[battim]

ok 30 cents but google gets 10percent for processing...

[IXGertXI]

My head's spinning now. Great parents. I might have turned out better with the proper adult infulence... do I get licorice too even though I've been neglectful as of late?

[battim]

im not sure i'd call phil or terry "proper"

licorice for all.

[ruroremy]

You know, if I was a partner, I'd do the same thing with my half a cent!

Err... Actually... I don't smoke weed...

I might be able to find you some good stuff for you though.

I think I need a video to tell people how to say my name...

[battim]

apply, maybe you will be a partner.  off to the grasshopper my friend!

[poopzakishawt]

so i get licorice XD

[batphilo]

yup

[poopzakishawt]

sweet!

[battim]

what kind?

[poopzakishawt]

hmmmm RED!!! so when do i get a collab with ya XD

[battim]

lets come up with an idea bro...

[poopzakishawt]

ok i can be serious 2 it doesnt matter we do really need to support the foundations for clogging and trlogging :)

[battim]

what is trlogging? you in canada?

[poopzakishawt]

no sadly i dont live in canada i hear there bacon is pretty good

-and truck blogging remember in ur first council vid or where u just using ur snappy cumbacks again! (>^^)>

[battim]

oh that trlogging!! clogging...got it!!

let me think of something got three in the hole...

[poopzakishawt]

we could like tell pople the ancient art opf clogging and tell them how its was invented bye zeus

u got three in the hole? do u have to go POOP

[TheYTAvenger]

You will never get a good job with those stupid tattoos on your arms all the way down to your wrists. That was dumb man.

[batphilo]

i own my own business and we do fine, wow, you are bigoted about everything, huh?

[Furnifur]

"younger Jewish looking thing" LMAO If you were nursing off Zipster you would be an alcoholic baby so it's better you did not suckle on him. I didn't know Alcoholic Spidey left, that sucks! Kenrg is the man! I have no idea on DMCA.

Congratulations on your partnership, I make a penny less than you do, what's up with that?

[batphilo]

he stopped drinking during the pregnancy...but i still get shakes sometimes...

[channeIreview]

But seriously if you are concerned about the welfare of the Tibetan people, I think you should lay of the Asian penis size jokes. What good is their autonomy if they have been stripped of their pride.

[battim]

but monks dont use them but to pee...

[channeIreview]

yes, but it's not just about the monks. the majority of the Tibetan men are not monks.

[battim]

i know, in fact a lot of them are muslim, everyone forgets about this silent but large minority that is shit on on both ends...

[channeIreview]

religion has nothing to do with penis size. ok circumission does make it a little smaller.

[battim]

and less sensitive....and although not causative, it seem more zoaists have smaller penis htat catholic, the italians up the average i hear...

[channeIreview]

Zipster obviously taught child a lot about penises peni (how the hell do you spell the plural of penis) oh yea, dicks.

[Sabrnig]

lol, you are so bad, I know you know muslims and argue with them as friends and equals but you come off sounding so hateful! freedom of religion so we can tell them how wrong they ALL are... but that we have no answers, because there are none, beautiful, dangerous lies, still when certain levels of human decency are respected many religious teachings are just brutal fairy tales, or ways of distracting the self from reality.

[batphilo]

brutal fairy tales have life lessons, even if they are not divine.

[Sabrnig]

my favorite of late is King Solomon and the two women who claimed the same child... who cares more?

[battim]

well solomon did some stupid things as well. that being said independance for tibet would only oppress a different group of folks...thats not the answer. Tibet is part of China, has been forever.

[channeIreview]

OMG. It took like five hours to get that picture. That photo you had of Condalisa Rice was of our Secretary of State reporting George W's weapon of mass descrution.

[battim]

its cunnilngus rice...and cheney has all the meat, its why they call him dick...

[channeIreview]

just make sure to swallow or he'll shoot in the face.

[battim]

fuckung dick and his money shotz...

[patriotaction]

"Suckling teets" totally made me laugh out loud. What am I, like 6 years old?!

[battim]

i just like saying teets...

[TheYTAvenger]

Here's a question for you Battim...why do you always wear a stocking cap? Do you think it looks cool? Is your head cold? Are you a white man that wants to be cool like a black man? I have no respect for man that wears a damn stocking cap all the time to be "cool". Grow up.

[battim]

lol. why arent we judgemental. well its a wool cap not a stocking cap...the name on the channel is battim so i kike the logo and i dont always wear it. the question for you is, do you think meds would help you with your obsessive compulsive tendencies? btw ,what wrong with looking like a black man? lol racism lurks the YT pages...

[TheYTAvenger]

You wear one without a logo on it too. Gee thats original...talking about meds like a junior high school girl. And I said "cool like a black man" meaning they are cool and you aren't. So call me a racist again and I will have to shove that "wool" hat up your ass before you go into a coma. Have a nice day.

[battim]

bring it boy...ive heard those interent threats before. again, you real need something to take that edge off...if youtube videos mean that much to your sad little life. no go away, unsub, noone wants you around.

[TheYTAvenger]

says who? You Mr. Wigger?

[battim]

wigger is ceratianly racist. we dont like racist rhetoric aaorund these parts.  bye little boy.

[battim]

per via , ego teneo quisnam vos es nice tendo

[battim]

ummm, racist.  now bring it, we in baltimore enjoy dealing with empty threats like yours. silly little coward behind his computer...

[TheYTAvenger]

You sure throw out the R word easily don't you stocking cap boy. Wow...Baltimore...what a tough place LOL. If I recall...you are behind your computer too. So does that make you a coward too? You sure a cool with that stocking cap...I mean wool hat. I bet you are a tough!

[battim]

the crybaby troll continues (eyes roll). first of all you were the one with the threats so yes it makes you a coward, i told you where i live, so not so much coward. you hide behind a sock account i put my face on cam....you coward, me not so much boy. as for tough...i put myself out there, you hide behind sock accounts like a little girl.

[gnr1234]

urbandictionary

Loose - A woman's vagina after she has had many different sized penises.

do u want to edit that and include your part of the story?

[battim]

but does zipster have a vag?

[gnr1234]

thats the part you need to edit

[battim]

lol...

[MGB1000]

ROFL..the asia thing was great :-)

[gnr1234]

LMFAO with the Japanese penis talk!!! HAHAHA!

[cooksterz]

Oh what you need me to make more comments here?? LOL Hey that lie detector thing was hilarious. I love both your mom and you dad, or your 2 moms, or whatever. LMAO at the "while in Asia" joke. This video will keep me distracted like a kitten with a laser pointer on the wall. Thanks and meow

[battim]

distracted by the horrid commenting on my part? you know spamming is illegal...oh thats right its how sxephil stays on top...that and boob centers...

[PrincessDiana161]

You're lucky to have great Dad's, Mom's, whatever LOL Phil & Terry are awesome!

Congrats on making Partner... your banners are friggin funny LOL

Thank the cable gods for on demand, otherwise I'd never be able to catch up on decent TV events.

[battim]

its been a great show so far di. the family end of it is quite moving and historically accurate in how horrid things could be before modern medicine. good seeing you slumming on my page.

[Zipster08]

Junior, I thought our family secrets were called secrets cuz we weren't going to BLAB our shit all over the place!! Naughty, naughty!!!

[battim]

the world needed to know about the love jam, daddy, er, mommy, er maddy?

[FantasticBabblings]

Look at the example you set for our boy. There! You said it! Indeed.

[battim]

am i in for a spanking again? buckley said he'd stand in for me...

[FantasticBabblings]

I'll turn you both over my knee. There's room.

[battim]

that sounds uncomfortable

[KiheiLawyer]

I love that the badass Battim sells Nesquick. There is something ironic about it all. LOL. "Hi, I am the goddamn Battim, I sell chocolate milk!"

[battim]

lol...is that the ad they tossed on there...lol...the other day i did a vlog making fun of mitt romeny and the church of latter day saints was the ad....that was irony at its best.

[Dozzer]

YAY Licorish ^.^

I'ma go with victor and say i much prefer the funny battim over the political battim. Just my opinion of course ^.^

and DMCA is Dirty Monkey's Can't Associate ^.^

[battim]

its not donnie and maries comedy act?

[Dozzer]

lol it could be, depends on if you find donnie and marie appalling or not.

[johnnysmooth]

gimmeabreakman said you were a comedic genius. Now, I'm going to think you're always joking, even your political stuff.

[battim]

sometimes i am...lol. i heard that, it must be easy to make vic laugh, huh?

[battim]

tell that to youtube...lol

[achampag]

oh not condi

TIM! your poor wife. i hope you know that you dont have to go to asia to find petite women!

[battim]

i know, little china is NY has plenty...

[achampag]

lolol...they come out of florida too  =)

[battim]

asian people? cuban chinese?

[achampag]

lol...i meant petite women

[gnr1234]

where in florida??? :)

[battim]

little haiti

[TrueScience]

dont worry i wasnt dumb enuff to sit thru your video/ partner pshhh im so sick ofem.

[battim]

then why you sub'd to like 400 of them?

[TrueScience]

i was kind of joking but honestly everytime i look up someone else im subbed to becomes a partner, i mean its almost a joke in itself.

im just bitter with big corps like youtube getting rich and giving back pennies to those who make it what it is.

i like you and your videos just fed up with people selling out for pennies.

whatever disregard my statements we all have bad days.

[battim]

actually i didnt sell out for moeny at all. ididnt even link an account to it, i wanted the autorefresh to give exposure to other tubers more than anything. you also get in the promoted videos for more exposure, believe me, the money is negligable and irrelevant consdering the views i get bro.

[TrueScience]

thats cool man i know your a good dude.

[battim]

like i said, the moeny ill see wasnt even worth the time filling it out, but the banners are fun to have.

[battim]

actually watch the vid, i make fun of the whole parnter thing...

[Sabrnig]

I really deserve my [red] licorice for watching this! :-P

[battim]

what is it with red licorice?

[Sabrnig]

I would rather have a red tongue than black ;-) many reasons. Thank you for pointing out Blunty's vid, it was very good. And kudos for your recognition of everyone, including kenrrrrrg...

[battim]

you pregant girls ,sex sex sex....

[battim]

whens your collab coming?

[Sabrnig]

It is dead, unable to save it- flaws in two of the videos mid word. Stuka offered help, maybe there is hope, it is good but not great, I don't get any money for videos ;-) I created a nice one last night about Tibet and other ramblings, actually nice but the 50mg decided not to load, I will try later tonight :-( Pregnant people don't want sex, just everything else... LOL!

[battim]

ill share my pennies...if you send the stuff through yahoo i can help too...

[battim]

tibet is so complicated...i am trying to understand the idea of cultural independance...

[Sabrnig]

my point is China is shooting itself in the foot by forcing conformity, diversity inspires innovation. I had my husband (blandly- uggg- it is funny) recite the poem written at the statue of liberty.

[battim]

china has been doing it for ten millenia...that why they are the oldest culture is asia (if not the world).

[Sabrnig]

It depends on the definition of success, they brought electricity and hotels to Tibet, but I see a peaceful solution as with Amish in america- allow them their place, their culture! the mono culture has endoured, but certainly the bloodshed, oppression and violence can be avoided (not that the US avoided it in the past either...) co-existance = thriving trade = prosperity = better education = learn from history = plan for better future. survival vs. thriving

[battim]

tibet has been part of china for 1000 years...where does cultural determination end?

[Sabrnig]

cultural determination ends where the people choose it to. I am a culture of one, as you are, a unique blend (of FB and Zip?) In places and in the groups, people who wish to practice a religion if does not harm anyone should be allowed. It is an unalienable right. It is a loss for China to have provoked a peaceful people that they could have lived side by side with- and yet can not.

[battim]

self determination is the cause of so much bloodshed, i just wonder where the lines are drawn is all...

[Sabrnig]

lines are drawn in little circles- lol follow the trails of your own connections, social networks are vastly complex, no computer program can yet recommend a good book or movie better than a human friend. that is the million dollar marketing nut to crack: what do you like, what do you do and why (not who are you but who are you like so we can sell to your group)

[channeIreview]

you sound like you put far to much faith in the subjective opinions of your friends in defining what is good literature. The very reason that Dan Brown or Stephen King are wealthy men is because people are too easily fooled by friend suggesting a "good book" to them.

[Sabrnig]

LOL- yes, and I have a lot to learn about "self-determination" having public education, it is always a game of catch up. interesting and sad stuff but exactly what I want to know- and should have known sigh.

[EmptySeed]

I like Red Twizzlers.

[battim]

only chocolate here...

[GeneticBlend]

Holy crap the mental images are too much. How do I poke out my mind's eye?

XD

[battim]

with a rusty nail....

[Rh1no1]

yawn

[battim]

sorry linz, wasn't up for deep political pihlosophy last night...

[Rh1no1]

Naw, I'm just teasing. I actually prefer funny any day.

xo

[battim]

you just didnt like the lovejam reference...im sorry.

[Rh1no1]

hahahahaha

[pornfartin]

ha!

[kenrg]

Yup. Little hands.

You want four cents for that? Well, first of all get the channel name right: it's kenrgquickresponse - and that channel isn't a partner, so there isn't any licorice money.

But tell you what, next time I'm back east, I'll buy you some candy anyway.

[battim]

quickrespense, thats what your wife told me too....

[battim]

fixed the link

[Justinmazing]

So that's why I have seen a MMask vid in awhile. I wish him well.

Glad to see your making 23 more cents here than you did on MetaCafe. :P

[battim]

metacafe blows...

[Justinmazing]

Now that u bring up the word 'blows' when you were a pool boy did u ever, how do I put this, work overtime?

[battim]

now when, i still am...as for working overtime...it was more like undertime...

[Justinmazing]

So u never got pissed off as much as pissed on.

[battim]

the fly on the toilet seat said is better pissed off then pissed on.

[Justinmazing]

So did R Kelly's girlfriends.

[battim]

girl being operative, were'nt they like 15?