MY TOWN BRISBANE :)

[IHeathIRow]

you are awesome

[Blackrosereaper]

Magpies are pure fucking evil!

[TheMisty0004]

idiot

[Boss5414]

There's nothing like that in america, at least the shitty part i live in FUCK!

[lovelittlecats]

Those turkey things look like their tails are on sideways.

So that's scary.

[Radioman727]

huh i suddenly want to go to brisbane. wonder why : |

[mesaman74]

Awsome stuff

[dannyharrison09]

I like ur videos champ....keep'em comin

[calanmoss]

Man I think you should put on a BBQ for all your local loyal south east queensland unswerving subscribers. If your a tight ass you can charge $30 per head , $70 for all the fuckwit god botherers , Ha HA .

Seriously Greg , there are a lot of people out there who would like to meet with you in person.

[E34BMW535i]

awesome place you live at, man. the only thing i'd worry about is spiders. do you have lots where you are?

[ColiseumGaming]

You're a really funny guy.

[JPa311979]

After 1:50 what an impressive water fall!

[1001011010110]

dude. your a fucking championnn! and i live on Mt Gravatt :D

[kanepk]

I reported some of the first videos because im a huge prick, but man some of these videos are down right facking hilarious. Your a real knob, ha ha ha. stagnet pond, ha ha.

[deconv3rt3d]

That's funny, I just moved up from Victoria and you're right. Noosa is a nice place to live though I guess :)

[ZzZzBENJIzZzZ]

LOL @ 3:17 !!!!!!!

[jjmblue7]

Lol at the "graffiti". I miss Queensland, and need to win the lottery so I can immigrate back there!

[jojett04]

Lmao. Think I've been on that same walking trail, wish I had run into this dude. Classic video, keep up the good work.

Jo from Mexico

[SuzySunflower]

5 stars is not enough, you are a gem.

[RedFishBlooFish]

"as we like to call it Mexico" lol

[ConscientiousAtheist]

There are so many badasses named Greg.

[PinoAnti666]

Lol! you sound like Stive Erwin...=P

[Paxmax]

Baaaaaaiiii !!!  =o)

[PuppiesAndPussies]

im coming to visit you for a drink :D

[MrStripyHead]

awesome vid, fuck your funny 5*****

[Akatam0t0ma]

@0:51 where you are trying to "communicate" with the cucubara you end up sounding like a chimpanzee! :-D

[JBofBrisbane]

@Akatam0t0ma - kookaburra, not "cucabara"

[ALEXHOPPE75]

"Dont be pussies , aim for the head"LOL

[KayakCole]

haha... slaves... I mean the american army. Nice one. ^.^

[kerry5101971]

I'm envious of you Aussies. Your country is beautiful & the wildlife is just awesome. I have cockatiels as pets, can't afford a cockatoo, meanwhile you folks have them flying about everywhere. Those kookaburras are nifty looking creatures, but from what I've seen & read, they're LOUD as hell. Does it snow in Brisbane? Or do you have mild winters? I guess I could go look up all this shit, but I like to hear about it from a native. Glad you're back from the excursion safe & sound.

[edgewayround]

Nahhh Queenslanders aka 'Bannanna benders' get very mild winters, unlike in the civilised parts of the country like Victoria, they dont get fuck all winter, just relentless brain boiling heat!

[Neod4000]

dude i think i know you.

Do you know a manager of a building firm called Terry Alborough based in brisbane?

[1GOD1JESUS]

no, dont know him

[GnosticAtheist]

How ... educatonal. xD

[MMA]

I love this video. If you don't mind a request, please make more animal-related videos. (Try not to lose a limb in the process, though. :-P)

[shrikechan]

DEATH BIRDS!!! >:D hahahaha!!

[ftwsmp]

When my uncle moved from Melbourne to Brisbane he raised the average IQ of both cities.

[justinandpaula4ever]

is brisbane better than sydney? just curious.

[1GOD1JESUS]

sydney is the most beautiful city in the world, but is very fast paced and snoby, brisbane is a lot slower and warmer. and then there is melbourne, which is a shit hole

[justinandpaula4ever]

just curious, a good friend of mine just returned from sydney and had a horrible experience. in fact, they cut the trip short and said he would never go back there. thanks man appreciate it, i will let him know.

[Regusername]

Love You Brisbane, you mean the world to me.. the people the places, the sights and the faces... there's no place I'd rather be, Love You Brisbane.

[rb30eeee]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[ProfMTH]

LOL!

[1GOD1JESUS]

come and say gday next time your in town ProfMTH, ill show you around

[ProfMTH]

That would be lovely. My partner and I have always wanted to visit Australia.

[RishaLable]

I'm moving back to Brisbane next year, can't wait!

[1GOD1JESUS]

cool, come n say gday

[rb30eeee]

when r we haven beers at the d,agular pub???

[JOYJOYSAVIOUR]

The rest of Australia wants to be Brisbane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PuppiesAndPussies]

if i come and visit can you show me around lol?

[Neod4000]

My uncle lives in Brisbane.

He's a FILTHY FUCKIN' ATHEIST.

[jagermob]

now i wonder where ya got the intro music from...... sxephil maybe?

[1GOD1JESUS]

its from jingles in iMovie on my mac..... sxephil???

[kensington25]

Love this video. I so have to get back to Brisbane :)

[zackindy312]

It would probably be great to be one of your friends. You are geat.

[zackindy312]

love you dude

[helmuthoorn]

That would be a very nice place to build your new church and tell your disciples to give you their money in order to become saved.

[ninjapirate0507]

Hey cool, I was just in Brisbane about two weeks ago :) Loved Brisbane!

[1GOD1JESUS]

oh man, i coulda shown you around!

[vashis123]

Was that up at Mt. Cootha?

[1GOD1JESUS]

sure was :)

[vashis123]

Nice. Must have been just after those floods if that waterfall had a trickle >.>

[preachersaredumb]

Oh, those children were stoning eachother.... so beautiful. Already practicing christians, I see. Nice work!

"God Bless" lol.

[popeyroach]

nice park, very funny vid. i see you avoided praising god on this trip, because of family maybe?

[1GOD1JESUS]

no, just a god free video :)

[bunnycatch3r]

You're much more daring than Steve Irwin

[darkmarkrammstein]

thanks 4 cheering me up mate. god bless

[PathogensQuest]

MacArthur and his slaves...lulz.

[Pyerdeennme]

happy birthday 1GOD1JESUS's Mum! really nice vid. The Scrub Turkey is also known as the Bush Athiest. (just made that up). that bomb shelter looks like stydlane's asshole.

[M1ST3RHYDE]

I love culture and Sundays. I hat to watch ths one 2 times mike I do all your videos.

Genius Mexico & Marijawana lines:)

[dangerouslytalented]

Thanks for taking so many Victorian immigrants.

Doing so increases the IQ of both states.

[StylidiumLane]

Beautiful, sweaty, steamy, stinky Brisbane!

[smileypirate]

I agree with you, that graffiti really upset me. You better watch out for those Death Birds!

Awesome stuff! :D

[AaronBurhoe]

That "native, wild" dingo was wearing a collar. Hah.

But hey, I really envy your wildlife. I haven't got flocks of cockatoos where I'm from!

[speak2thehand]

mexico!  lol

[TrueBlueAustralian]

WTF not one drop bear, and i hope you gave your mum a new bible for her birthday

[23rice23]

quality. i loved the kids throwing rocks at each other to pass the time.the aussies and us irish really do share a lot of cultural pursuits.

[Echobirdy]

Bwahahaaa Death Birds!!!!!!!!!!

[GroceryBag]

Five stars for the DEATH BIRDS! :D haha.. You crack me up.

[urbster1]

ahahah forced to celebrate

[SlauterHouZe101]

I think I've heard that intro music before

[eloisecm]

Is Brisbane still ungodly since Sir Jo left?

The animals looked upset and unbless-ed.

[joesixstring666]

All birds and their eggs are edible..US Navy Survival Manual...

[6DethRattle66]

hahaha did you see the upside down cross in the bomb shelter

[ZMoulton]

Hell yeah that was bloody excellent. The old fashioned stoning was truly realistic, loved it!

[TimCubUAkbar]

That was an awesome turkey! And that bird you were chasing was cool, too.

[CamdenBloke]

The graffiti bit cracked me up. And I thought you didn't like auzzie women? I want to see this all in person.

[CamdenBloke]

kookaburrah sits in the old gum treeeeeee . . .

[DiverforPort]

I sang that too when I saw the bird.

[wavymavy]

Thanks for the tour!

[graygryph]

Slaughter falls picnic aread? lol!!! what a family place of fun!!!

[doitsurt]

Nice lol

[do0me0nice]

You look like a mean guy but you're actually pretty awesome.

Australia has beautiful and weird looking animals.

I didn't make it past 1:44 before rating, so hopefully you don't go gay on me in the next 2.5 minutes

[Sav3TheWorld]

6 stars for Epic goodbye

[DiverforPort]

Hope your Mum had a good birthday mine was on Friday, was wondering if you'd make a video about the area you live.

[sherbetgirl]

Greg, can you do some more Brissy vids?

This is great...!!!

[NonStampCollector]

You're an ambassador. I''m pleased to report that I'm currently in Ballarat, VIC !!!

[officialjohnblunt]

Fucking brilliant!

[pirbird14]

Praise Jesus you learned all you need to know about science from your Bible, or you would never have known what to do when that demon spotted you!

[Orsbore]

It takes a lot ot marijuana to load the bowl when you're smoking out of a water filtered billabong as large as the one in your lovely little video.

This need for a huge harvest probably explains the construction of the dam.

[PsychedelikMonk]

I think the only time JC Slaughter Falls runs more than that is after a natural disaster... Like the cyclone last year or the May floods...

Must be why they named it after God's wrath!

[Yakovich]

Ya best one yet Greg ol' son. I giggled most fervently...

We too had problems with Victorian smog and Victorians but we just told them to keep heading north.

[1GOD1JESUS]

yeh thanks mate, i wish we could send them on somewhere else so we could afford housing again

[snuffles001]

once again another funny vid lol

[BadBoyFLSTC]

Brisbane is where I found out that in Australia you are aloud to touch the strippers! Love my visit there.

[sherbetgirl]

This is a cracker....!!!

I think you should definitely do some more of these vids around Brisbane.

This must be featured ;)

[elvisiswax]

that was piss funny!!! you should be on getaway

[bogleby]

How do you bring up a child in Australia?

Stick your fingers down a dingo's throat.

[tehpageofcups]

I'd love to go to Australia... some of the most unique wild life.

[mexicanhomie10]

"dont be pussies now aim for the head" lolololol

[panthera50]

"it's EVIL !!!!!!!!!!"

DAMN, Would you please be so kind NOT to do that again ?? I almost got 220 volts from my coffee soaked keyboard here !! ;-)

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!! great video ! ;-)

[wafflethug]

Cool video. You should make more nature vids.

[puppetMattster]

Graffiti on the rocks!!! LOL!!!

[maddawgqeiwfje]

i caught a water dragon yesterday. that was in ipswich though

[216trixie]

"wooly possums"..lol

[Chibling]

very cool, id like to live there I think.

[cagedrazor13]

wow.. that was intresting to see all the birds.. that we don't get here.. well, except for the crow.. Great shots.. good video!

<3

stray

[CFFDan]

brisbane looks like a nice city

[monkeybudge]

i was there . didn't like it , traveled all around oz . brsbane was probably the worst city i was in , melborne is the best one

[1GOD1JESUS]

melbourne is great if you like cold dirty miserable flat boring cities that you spend all day inside watching footy, Brisbane is great if you like the outdoors, lifestyle, sunshine, fantastic beaches, wildlife, bushwalks and camping, me, l prefer the latter

[monkeybudge]

Fair enough ! i was only there for a week and i was only in the city . The main problem i had with it was the amount of scum bags hanging around the central station at night . went out 4 times to bars and 3 times out of 4 i saw big fights . Its a big enough city so maybe i was just in the wrong places . Also i am from Dublin and we have our fair share of scum bags too

[monkeybudge]

Also "lifestyle" is not a feature all on its own , What kind of lifestyle?

[ChaaozZ]

Hawsome!

[blues260]

looks great in australia !

[RadiantEclipseBand]

good vid

[AmandaSmelser]

I've never actually seen a Cookaburra before. Can't believe I even knew how to spell it. Great video!  Over and out, from North of the border.

[216trixie]

amanda, You don't even know how to spell it. It's kookaburra.

[AmandaSmelser]

Thanks trixie. That's funny. Google accepted it my way, albeit wrong, without correction; but doubtlessly you are perfectly right. Still, it's a pretty neat looking bird.

[216trixie]

Yee. Sorry for being a spelling monitor. I feel bad now, you're too nice.

[AmandaSmelser]

No worries at all trixie! I never mind being corrected when I'm wrong...especially with spelling errors. Sometimes even Google is wrong - cause you know, it's not God or anything, who is always right. :-P Cheers!!

[caretakerless]

LOL...

[SucculentJuniper]

That magpie was cute

[buffdaddy3144]

"These wolley possums can turn on you in a second!"

-ROFL

[AndromedasWake]

I'd like to buy you a drink sir. And then throw rocks at children with you.

[alittlewrm]

"general macarthur and his slaves.....i mean the us army."

ohoho what a cheeky and chillingly accurate stab.

[shaunno2009]

cool man :)

[PluralOfEverything]

DEATH BIRDS!!! Hahaha!!

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha... entertaining, as always!!!

rock on-space

[Nocturnuz]

Lol there's an inverted cross in that cave(ish thing)! That's fucking mayhem! (If you get that pun you'll win a point!)

[HAL9000unit]

The magpie was cute. :D

[itreius]

My favourite YT blasphemer :P

[LANDSofCONFUSION]

Beautiful place love the wildlife. Now I want to go visit Australia, I have some family there some where.

[longestleg]

That was excellent. I'm still laughing. Looks like a beautiful place. Hey, do people eat those turkeys? When are you gonna do some blogtv again?

[1GOD1JESUS]

no we dot eat them, but im sure some people do somewhere

[longestleg]

when is the next time you will be on blogtv?

[TheGermanShepherd]

great vid mate and loved the dig at the southerners haha "Mexico" haha

[1GOD1JESUS]

they deserve it

[omgitslukky]

Good stuff, I wanna come down, you got some cool animals out there.

My Mum's birthday is tomorrow, but instead of a walk in the park, she wants me to goto...

MORMON CHURCH!!

dun dun DUN!!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

you should put your clothes on backwards for fun

[omgitslukky]

My mum would shit.

I'm gonna try to smuggle a camera in though, although it might be a bit sacrilegious.

[JBSauce]

One more thing, I just about died when you said "Fuck I'm scared! It's EVIL!"

This vid gets a favorite.

[JBSauce]

"Hide your babies, everyone!" Wow...great.

Hilarious video throughout. I think you're the only person who makes me laugh the hardest.

Question: Why do you call New South Wales "Mexico"? Lower standard of living?

[1GOD1JESUS]

cheers ;p

theyre mexicans cos they are south of the border, thats all.

[JBSauce]

Gotcha. Thanks for the reply.

[choirgrrl]

You have an amazing flair for comedy! This had me both glued to my screen as well as laughing my ass off. :) The area where you live is so beautiful. (Being one from the desert, just about any change in scenery is amazing to me!)

You are so vastly undersubscribed, it's the one thing that isn't funny! Thanks!

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks, you are so right in so many ways ;p

[AncientAtheist]

What, no filthy language?

"Australian waterfall"... LOFL!

[spaceman300]

You should do some travel logs.!

[Hereticbooks]

Cool. I send books to your region ALL THE TIME!!! Someday I'll visit....(when I sell enough books). LOL P.S. You're a bit of a nutter, you know.

[Hereticbooks]

I'd call it the "Land of OZ"

[1GOD1JESUS]

i am definitely not normal

[kalescu]

I'm coming to Brisbane next year! I'll definitely make sure to check out that amazing waterfall :)

btw, the last shot of you under the tree was quite angelic ;)

[1GOD1JESUS]

thats out native peach tree in the back yard in full flower, its a beauty. happy to be your guide while your here ;p

[TheAtheistSwede]

Excellent video. =)

[MunsterAtheist]

Awesome. More nature videos please.

[legalizemarijuananos]

thanks for the geography lesson. i had no idea australia borders mexico. fuckin education system sucks here.

[Jtking3000]

ku ku ku KAKAKAKAKAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Noben]

Hah, nice. So many purdy animals down thar.

[inmyheart313131]

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oui oui oui! Did I say that right? I'm an American.

[Kerblamowz]

That was amazing, will you be doing more videos like this one?

[1GOD1JESUS]

more than likely

[jmsimpson11]

ahahaha fucking love it.

i guess im one of the worst mexicans.

im a gold coast mexican!!

aboriginal graffiti made me shat.

[noswonky]

Hey, we are not Mexicans. Victorians are Mexicans and you are Canadian!

[bleemskip]

what does that make me in perth??... Hawiian?

[EvilBproductions]

fuckin' funny mate ;~)

[lc237]

Happy birthday to your Mum. I read your profile and she must be very wise to have avoided the religion thing. I enjoyed the park immensely. My husband and I like seeing different bird species. I think Australia is a fascinating place from what Ive seen on TV. That was a real treat. Those were pretty neat nephew critters too. Enough gushing. ;) Great video, especially the commentary.

[MrPainfullytrue]

great vid

[calves009]

BRILLIANT!!

[sapperbloggs]

We're way too biblical here in Brisbane...

Hell, we're even naming waterfalls after the crucifiction of christ

[SpamAnn]

hahahaha :P nice, lol the laugh at 0:25

[lunaehmaz]

That was a terrifying dingo for sure

[jcbn07]

Next time try the waterfalls down at mount tamborine...theyve got eels and shit

[xXxXJaRRoDXxXx]

lmao@ at aboriginal graffiti things :D