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  • Where's the full movie?

  • ooooooooooh konie gar sak kogordi koesi

  • i honestly dont get u people! this video is funny nd i honestly hope the creator didnt mean it in an offensive way! y dont people just learn to accept each other! we shud support eachother this is why afghanistan jaan is in this state! i wish we cud change.

  • I just waist 39 seconds of my life watching this stupid video

  • @ash9351 And you wasted a further 15 seconds typing that message in, and 45 seconds of my time replying to your objection. To be honest I don't even know what is being said, a mate did it.

  • hahaha funy ass

  • lol so funny

  • what didn't understand a thing, and I do speak farsi :P

    

  • What was that?wasting d..time

  • mosh korr. All the hazzaras gtfo this video.

  • Who make this stupid video?? Those who are makeing video like this  MAYBE they are SELLING WATER in Kabul street .

    this video maked by WATER money .hehe

  • @nagarnawabi1 Tell your fellow ASSghans to stop telling me that I dnt follow islam well enough first, otherwise the proper name is an ASSghan. Also, Pakis have helped your people for decades against foreign invasions and terrorism so shut up and kiss the feet of your Paki masters. Uncivilized people in ASSghanistan live in caves and live like barbarians in such a backwards society.

  • @cool2s5 Pakistan survived the floods you dumbass, those floods are long over. Pakis are now living their lives even though the government isn't doing shit. Pakis are still doing well, as for ASSghans, they can't even treat their people right. Human rights, especially for women, are the most abused in ASSghanistan. All they do is live in caves eating their shit and blowing up innocent Pakis who are trying to help them.

  • you suck this is ugliest shit stop copying the persian dubs idiots you AINT FUNNY

  • LMAO :D this aint racist :P

  • سر شب تا سحر هردوى از مو

    هر چى موشتك موكونيم لك نه موشه

  • @sondorjaan Pashtouna as tarikhe khod malomate nadarane,az mazabe khod malomate nadarane,dowome az sabane khod malemate nadarane,agar i tarikhe khoda sayi befaman,, argiz eftekhale namekonane,ech EFTEKHALATE NADARANE

  • Thats why afghanistan isn't getting built because of the afghun pashtun khara . Pashtuna like the one in the video are motherfucking dicksuckers but the normal ones are cool . I just hate the fucking racist one

  • @moejoe13

    I agree...they are animals and they will not change they should split the country and give them their pashtunistan

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Lol so what if we are dark? We are still superior to you sons of Russians, British, Americans, and Canadians who are all fucking your asses everyday. Our noses are straighter than yours which are curves like bananas lol, that is ugly. If we are so ugly, how come Assghan women are all over our big dicks? Because your men are weak and we got the pleasure women want. Pakis kick your asses in London and in the US because we are your masters. Assghan whores tell me they love my dick.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 porkies were slaves and they always will be! they got fucked by afghans, americans, canadians and british!!! pokies noses are as long as cucumber hahahah lolz! Porkistan has only 30 i mean 30 years of history hahaha and your here trying to have a debate with a country that has 3000 years of history, you make me sick.porkistan belongs to india, always has and always will be it doesn't matter what you porki terrorists think!!! Indian people are one of the nices people in this world

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Assghans were slaves and they will always be bitches of America, British, Canadians and Pakis. Assghans have noses the size of the clock in my bedroom and their noses are much more curved than the clock. Pakistan has been in existence since 1947 you twat, you can't even do math, that is more than 60 years. I guess Assghans are dumb too because they can't even afford one school in their country. Indians eat dhaal and butter chicken. We eat kebab which is the best. Paki Zindabaad

  • @Ladyundertaker8 U guys bombed India and india has a hight % of Muslims.U guys bombed England (London) and the people who got killed most of them were Muslims. look at ur own country! There are suicide bombers everywhere.thousands and thousands of people are dying because of u guys...if you guys were real muslims you wouldn't have killed ur own brothers and sisters in Porkistan.Are you sure about Iran? well china is friends with everyone.go to Google and type Shahzad Faisal and see what you get

  • @Ladyundertaker8 People are dying because of Assghans and that is why Assghanistan will be wiped off the map when Pakistan takes over and adds you to our growing global empire. Everyone is afraid of Pakistan so Pakistan will add their territory to our country. Iran is definitely our friend and so is China. Anytime Assghanistan or India threatens our borders, China backs us up. China hates India and US. Shahzad Faisal is most definitely an Assghan name, if it was Ahmad or Qureshi then yes, but no

  • @PakiRajputAK47 hahah people are dying because of the porki terrorists..porkistan is a pussy country!! porkies bomb their own muslim countries and that shows that they are not muslims but actually pig eaters kufr!! It's so obvious that everyone in this world hate porkies coz they are America's and UK's muppets, they bum lick american and british people. OMDz every porki is called Faisal and i'm 100% sure! just go and type it on google and see what you get!!! The porki guy comes up who bombed NYC

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Idiot, it is you Assghans who are the pussies. Soviet Russia was fucking your mothers and we saved you from them. You Pathans are shit compared to our brave Punjabi army. Stop pointing fingers to Pakistan because you Assghans are the backstabbers and terrorists. Even if you are muslims you are enemies and arrogant bitches. Assghanistan got fucked by British, Russians and now Americans and Canadians. You run to Pakistan and we feed and you kill us. Shame on you selfish Assghans.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 PASHTUNS ARE LIONS!!!! Ask anyone and they will agree with you...no one has ever invaded afghansitan, the greeks, the british and the american, they have tried but not succeeded. Us afghans are made of iron and we love our country to bits and we will die for it...not like porkies who sell their country to british or Americans....the british ruled porkistan for decates...pokistan has only 30 years of history because it never existed before hahahah it was INDIA before.....

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Lol I have fought some Pashtuns and have kicked their asses, they don't scare me. The Arabs invaded Assghanistan and killed and converted your people to Islam, so that is a loss of Assghanistan. Lol Punjabis kick your Pashtuns asses anyday, since we were so few in numbers back then we couldn't fight back as well, but today there are many of us almost as much as your beloved pashtuns and we will destroy them.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 i am proud that the Arabs convertted us to Islam!!! Since then no one has ever invaded the GREAT AFGHANISTAN and porki punjabi people like you are burning coz no one has invaded us. ONE PASHTUN IS ENOUGH FOR ALL OF THOSE PORKI PUNJABI...porkies are dying everyday in london coz of pashtuns hahaha...the other day this pokies killed got killed by her pathan boyfriend coz he found her on top of a white man.....PUNJABIS ARE MIDGETS, EXTREMELY SKINNY AND THEY GET BEATING BY THEIR WOMEN

  • @Ladyundertaker8 You don't know when to give up, I have proven you wrong on several accounts that your Assghans are shit eaters and nothing more. You live in caves and you eat dirt and shit. Pashtuns eat pork so I found a new name for you, PORKTUNS. Punjabis are strong and proud people, and Assghanistan is a slave country of Pakistan.And that girl must have been Pashtun because Paki girls only go for our men because they know Pathans have tiny dicks and they are weak as shit.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 hahaha you make me sick!!! PORKIES were britain's slaves that's why you pokies are so weak....only one muslim country eats pork and that is porkistan coz you guys are not real muslims...i'm so glad that you remined me that you porkistan is a slave country that is why so many of you are haramies. go to google and type ALIZA MIRZA and you will see who she was murdered by. A pathan boy...her boyfriend hahahaha...her parents didn't even know that she had a boyfriend

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Assghans got fucked in the ass by British that's why you assghans can't even touch us Pakis. We only eat halal beef, no pork. And it is better than the rocks you eat in Assghanistan. Assghanistan is Pakistan's slave, no doubts that you are inferior to us. Stop using Desi words like harami, you khooni w/e that Pashtun word is. Aliza Mirza is an Assghan name LOL, you just destroyed yourself. She got stabbed by her Paki bf because she was on my dick and he got jealous.

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  • @PakiRajputAK47 SO HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THEY COULD BEAT LIONHEART PASHTUNS!!!!! The Indians fucked porkies asses more than 10 times and i'm soooo proud of it. ZINDABAD INDIA!!!!

  • @Ladyundertaker8 India never beat us, we won 3 of the 4 wars against them. They attacked us for Kashmir and they tried invading us, but they failed. Assghanistan also tried attacking us but your tiny dicked men were too weak to get through our might.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 Indians are strong and proud of their country....not like pussy porkies which they scared of thier own shadows....i'm sure you know about the Durand line...Peshawer belongs to Afghanistan and i'm sure you heard about the deal to call it pakhtunkhwa and hand it over to Afghanistan!!! That is our land and without any fight we took it back from you porkies coz porkies are pussies and they are tooooo scared to fight.

  • @Ladyundertaker8 If Indiots are so strong, why did they lose to Pakistan in 3 of 4 wars? We never lost a war. We are the reason you are not occupied by Russians because we saved you from them. You are dreaming as Peshawar is apart of Pakistan today, you can only wish that it was apart of Assghan land. You cannot fight us as you are all weaklings.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 ....that's why nearly all porkies are haramies coz porkie women were fucked by the british!!! Punjabi men are midgets.....the tallest is 5 foot, they are extremely short, dark and skinny hahaha so how can they have a strong army??? they are scared of their own shadows!!!! PASHTUNS are LIONHEARTS as it was said by Alexander the Great..we have defeated the Russains, American and Canadians...they have never invaded THE GREAT AFGHANISTAN AND NEVER WILL BE BECAUSE IT'S AN IRON LAND!!!

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Punjabis tallest is 5 foot, are you serious? Look at Amitabh Bachan, he is Indian punjabi and he is 6" 2 and his son is the same. If you think we are dark you are fucking color blind and since when did skin tone have anything to do with looks. Pashtuns have the most ugly ass curves noses in the world more than jews lmfao. Pashtuns failed to stop Arabs from killing and converting them. Your great Assghanistan is a failed country getting fucked in the ass by Americans.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 HAHAHAH Amitahb is an INDIAN punjabi and there is a big difference between weak porki punjabis and strong Indian punjabis....Afghan are the most beautiful people in this world: God must have loved Pashtuns because he made them so beautiful! -Alexander The Great- a quote by Alexander!!!! wonder why porkies are after pashtuns coz pokies are dark, skinny, short and WEAK!!!! they run after pashtus coz we are strong, handsome and fair...porkies are fucked by the BRITISH and AMERICANS

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Ok maybe there is a punjabi difference, but look at Alam Channa and Aurangzeb Khan, they are taller than any pashtun I bet. Lol Assghans are ugly as shit, I have seen some Assghans in my school and they are hairy, stinky, fatass curved nosed motherfuckers. If your definition of beautiful is ugly then that is what you Pashtuns are. Alexander defeated you Assghans and he stopped at the Indus River but it was the present day Pakistan part of India that stopped him in his tracks.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 I don't even know who the fuck those people are hahah!!!! Afghans are the strongest people in this world!!!! They were compared to Spartans!!! I'm sure you know who they are....porkies are fucked by afghans everyday that's just a common sense but the other fact is that porkies are even fucked by Bangolies in London that's how weak and pussy they are...Alexander invaded Persia which Afghanistan was part of it and he described afghans as lionhearts coz afghans are really strong

  • @Ladyundertaker8 Look them up, you will be surprised as Paki Punjabis are far superior than Assghan pathans. You got raped by Alexander and he defeated your beloved Persian empire. We Pakis are the ones who defeated him and stopped him from getting any more land. Stop bragging about your Assghan Pathans because you have nothing to be proud of except being slaves and defeated bitches.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF POKIE! Everyone knows what porkies are made full of shit....America and Pakistan is hated all over the world.you fucking USA bum licker everyone knows that the bombers were porkies so you need to shut that dirty mouth of yours he even said it himself...Shahzad Faisal is a very common porkie name...nearly every porkie is called Faisal. well pokie terrorists for sure dress like that because they are all westernised.

  • @PakiRajputAK47 FUCK YOU. Afghans rules. I like Pakistanis so I will not say something bad about them.

  • @CourtneyLiisa Assghans are shiteating cave dwelling hairy motherfucking terrorists who send these shitty Taliban to attack Pakistan. Look what you assholes have done to Swat valley, it was so peaceful there before you lowlives came. Fuck Assghanistan.

  • @PakiRajputAK47

    HHAHAHAHAHAAHHA fuck urself ur kuss piece of shit. Some Afghan has probably done something to you and that's why you hate them so much, them all, you cannot hate a country or their people THAT MUCH without that you've experienced something that had some Afghans involved. 

  • @CourtneyLiisa Hey Harami, you ptobably use a pickle to satisfy you since your men have such tiny dicks, LOL. And I have fought with a couple of Assghans not because they are Assghans, but because they are islamic radical faggots who say I am not following Islam well enough, and they are such hypocrites. And from those experiences I realized that Assghans are the most arrogant, selfish, and irritating people around. Yea, and tell me, why do Assghan girls come to Pakistan for our dicks?

  • CHI GO MIKHORI ooooooo choche khar ma khwar madareta peshe khar begerom //// boro jam kin faishaye tana az kabul koli bachai mardom ra edz gerefta az daste

    shoma qawmi go khor

  • its not racist its funy im hazara

  • wowowowwo the best oneeeeeeeeeeeee

  • I love this video

  • Sareh koiye belaand zardeg mrbose , dele pree merdag be dokhterek mitofte something Like that lol

  • mother fucker hazara is your father go suck your mother fucking wet pussy

  • when are you going to upload the full movie?

  • salam dost aziz

  • really funy koshte ma az khanda

  • Such stupid person made this video its not that funny asshole.

    If you call Hazara mosh khor mosh gandom mekhora shoma morgh mekhoren morgh goo mekhora shoma go khora hastin

  • haha...koshti maara kate az een clipet...^^

  • what is the original version of this song...does someone know dat??

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  • Loooooool Very Very Funny.

  • hummm,,,zane babeta ke kos mekadom megoft daqase moshet da garem raft hahahaahaha

  • ahahhahahahahahahaha!!! ahahahahahah!!

  • common r u serious where did the clapping come from

  • hahahaha sare koi beland zardak nameshaa... dil dukhtar ba per mardak namesha :D

  • WTF shut up, like shit why r u comparing hazaras and pashtuns like stop wasting your time, were all afghans like wth azizwafa, its from rush hour and they are chinese, its just  voice over wow calm down azizwafa

  • hehhehe this is ffunny!!

    omg why are people getting mad?

    Its just a voiceover for the people in Afghanistan who dont know english and need the movie dubbed.lol

    but i think a girl should have sang for this part lolz

    but its helluh hilarious!

  • u tried to make fun of hazara but u didint think ki CHEQA daw mekhory na baret khwar mand ne baret mother aga gharat medashti eto kar namekadi but u are so cowerd and raciats . im not sweering other tajiks, pashtoons but im sweering u and the one who give u milk caz i love my all afghans .not all tajik or pashtons are like u . besyar begharat bodi albata kodam hazara famili tu ra khob .......... degesha bofam.

  • soligangster24 >> :: YOUR GAY! LOL ! bahahahahahha.

  • hahahahaha

  • how is he making of hazara people. he is just singing a hazaragi song

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

  • fuck you and fuck of mother fucker kosmadar is this a video

    go fuck your mother kosmadara haramzada

  • HAHAHHA wollah cheka gandadar youre comment! KOSMADAR HARAMZADA, HAHAHAHAHAH!

    butyahh.

  • it,s  was very bad fuck u--

  • chekka goebbb

  • Fucking Retards

  • werent even funny

  • nice videos you afghan!!!!

  • wtf not even funny

  • khandawar nabod. bobaghshi.

  • definsive nasho

  • how funny! lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllll

  • its the best one i have seen

  • funnyyy

  • hahahah

  • riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  • funny kosse bibit ast bache faesha??? amota malum mesha zabanita da kosse bibit daro kadi konigag

  • O moosh khor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. LAMO

  • hahahahah

    nice

  • not funny

  • not funny at all

  • dat wasnt funny asshole go read some book and not wasting u time doing shiiit

  • هرکس به هر عنوان که باعث دامن زدن اختلافات قومی و مذهبی گردد خیانت بزرگ و نا بخشودنی رابه جامعه و مردمش مرتکب خواهد گشت

  • fuck all ya

  • hhahahahahahahaha loooooooooooooooooooolx

  • O kuss madar musha da kooni khod bindaz ki kharishtet ta shawa kooni ayy haramzada...

  • omg hahaha

  • ay jagoman85 e haramy' khely kon dady.

    dear sender you are an arsshole did you know that? and your vidio dose not meaning at all!

  • meshe kasse dar baraye ABU ALI SINA BALKHI

    ba man malumat bedhad

    wa ya ASME YAK JULD KETABE AO RA BA MAN BEGUYAD

  • haramzada fuck yu if ur tryin to make fun of hazara

  • afghan is not farsi

  • then what it is? brother

  • wanna be farsi

    sounds like an indian spaeking english

  • hahahahah i need the fullvision hahahah voll geil man hahaha

  • ba khodid ech damo khahar wa madarid raham ko gona dara cheraa e khorafata jormekonin afssoz ba afghan bodani ma

  • kkk??okai??

  • i couldnt even catch the hazzara accent until my parent were like "wee! che ballast!"

  • kowaraketa yak shakh koossssssssssssssss konum bache benamosssssssssssss

  • heeey people take it easy its only for fun/joke why r u people so evil dont u have any humor ?

  • khalashahkoko:

    do you like if i tell you shipish(louse eater) khor, is that humor?

  • hahahahahhahhahaha

  • "mushkhur, EY" hahahahahahaha

  • lolz this funny

    job keep it up

  • dont see why you guys do this nonsence

    lolz dont you have a sence of humor?

    cant you make some of your own

    and why is everyitng u do so racial?

  • funny? and who is moosh khoor? aren't you ashame to call another humen, another Afghan with these kind of names? be ashame...

  • and you guyz call it funny???

  • that wasnt funny -_-

  • lol good job fucker dont keep doing else u will make a failure... -0 on -0

  • gd1 lol

  • dis ishhh is sooo funny and dave suck a cock ur mad cuz u not afghan so fuck off bitch

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

  • its funny how u hear them laughing in the backround afterwords

  • e moosh khoor!!!!!!

  • jagoman85: Nalat ba tarbiya ki tu dada shodi.. KHAR.. Mosh khor khodet..!!

  • Lmao, that was hilarious. The voiceover was perfect, you actually thought that the girl was singing. Very funny guys!

  • silly guys

  • what the fuck was that, you idoits

  • fuck you bitch just cuz u not afghan

  • hahah!!! tht was soo funny!!!!

  • I am An afghanistani , but I am also Tajikistanian iranian, because we both share the same history. for 7000 years we have been brothers , we always will remaine brothers hope one day we became on family again.

    shenasnama FARSI

    please my brother and sister write in your Shenasnama or pasport just FARSI

    IT COST JUST 10 AFGHANI

    BECOUSE i´m a persian persoan

    ba chabar USA ,EU, uk, all kufar

    ba chabar pachtone industani ,ziegain,kuchi

    do you know Maulana BALCHIE ,Afez.......

  • sorry but i didnt get a word u said!!!!!!!!

    and wat doz maulanan balkhie have to to wid anything?????

  • lol. my moms name is palwasha. :P and also, you need to get used to afghan people trying to write english, that is basically how my dad types his emails. very annoying to read. lol

  • lolz u make me sound like a old person but u r funny

  • hhahaha lol

    its really funny

    i like it

    keep it up

  • wtf???????????????????????????­????

  • come on man its funny

  • har kas ke era drost kada tarbeye familesh kharab boda.

  • You cannot be a good person if you do not respect your own people. Hazara are as much afghan as pashtun and tajik and they are brothers for ever.

    Love Yes, hate No!

  • prince u said it true n honest bro!

  • very funny video indeed... on a serious note, imam abu hanifa was afghan so many muslims are hanifi so all afghans should turn to islam...plz watch the video i have posted on my channel about peace in the middle east it has a surah going along with it with its meaning. jazakallah. salamz from ur afghan,muslim brother

  • wth its a mans voice. i seen the real one. tht girls sings crazy in the real rush hour film atleast its better with the mans voice

  • now read this good you motherfucker

    Afghanistan is a nation that is never been taken by any other nation in the world

    i dont know about iran but i do know that

    47% of the irani guys are guy

    so dont talk shit if you know nothing kosmodar you got that now go fuck youre dad

    obgousht:P

  • You proofed taht youre dumb ass muthafuka that doesnt no nothing about history...maybe you never had somebody to tell you somethin about arians etc. Go and educate yourself instead of visiting porn sites u bitch ass teenager !

  • thats was an answer to mister gooz azteken12 (years old)

  • Omgg I taught it was funny untill the 'mushgor' part!

    Damn sometimes I really hate the things Afghans do...

    I'm 3/4 Tajik & 1/4 Pashto, but why should that mather? Why does it mather to be a Hazara, Tajik, Uzbek etc..

    You people are really stupid.We're all Afghans dumb asses.. And calling someone 'mushgor' ? Damn.. That's the reason why Afghanistan is still an underdeveloped country, If we're in war with an other countrey: we're all Afghans, If we're not: we hate eachother

  • hahahaha there are differences between male and female among tajiks. what a shame. they all have the same voice.

  • shut up stupid jerk.you need to take a look at indian culture.

    You should blame afghans,because there was war.What about india ?It is a peaceful country,but still there is no human rights.

  • keep laughing tajik pashton you people fucked afghanistan.

    afghans are only good at making fun of each other thats it. Afghanistan can't even make a pen. china and japan you already know what they are capable of. Hazara and afghan 4 life

  • if you love china and japan soo much then go and be chiniz.y r u goin to set there and talk about afghan's like that.

    and anywayz y does that ofend u????

    it doest say anything about hazara'z??????????

  • afarin..U idiot!

  • what the heck?!!!

  • moshkhorr nanayitan kuss madaro today hazara sar-i kul y tunn soware ast

  • heheheh ooh  mosh khoor that was good

  • fuuny.

    good voiceover jagoman85

  • Stupid

  • hhahahahahah omg so funny

  • its so funny

  • This is horrible

  • ummmmmm. i dont get it. will someone plzzz tell me

  • xDDDDD This is SICK :P well done this is wicked :P

  • ahahhaha well done!!!!!

  • its hazaragi.. hehe my hazara brother. great job.. make more videos.

  • Sooo Funny My Friend <3

  • heheheh!!!!

    daeeeem tht shit off ta hook

    funny shit

  • haahhahaha this was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time! i felt like those two guys who look at each other in the car

  • fuck you who ever wrote this shit!!! mooshkhore?!? wtf get your mind right you piece of shit! hazzaras dont fall under this shit... you do! bitch!

  • lol....afghans are fags!!!

  • that was funny but in the part oo its bad because an terrorist kill the 2 mans

  • i can understand wat ge said:D

  • hella funny