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  • fuck u nigga im rick james bitch show me them tittys

  • @c0nn0rbr0wn Your probably single aren't you

  • No tits? Then this video is like a spam, or sorta... Misleading...

  • stupid boner

  • Hop: It was my favorite animated movies ever: 10/10

  • No boobs

  • What made it so COOL is the producers were able to pick the right person to play the role of Lara...

  • I came for boobies

  • what can we expect with Movies like Super Mario Bros and Lara Croft, ofc they are not Masterworks, just plain Entertainment. No need to look for Reality there.

  • Playstation. Not Saturn :(

  • I recall this video having a different title and thumbnail.

  • aww i missed u because. youtbe unsubcribed me randomly and i forgot

  • lol all the boob videos in the suggestions

  • Best rewiew site ever , Subscribed!!

  • Want to see some amazing boobs? Here's the code: watch?v=WXyyHzLWNJM

  • I find it funny how many hate comments there are yet there are only 90 dislikes, go find a new trend to destroy, dumbasses

  • The worst youtube broadcaster ever. He can't talk good, does not know how to look good or better. And the worst part is, he dont know how to present things.

    I hated this channel.

  • @raifaraz2003 English.Do you speak it?And quit bitching.If you don't like it-don't watch it.

  • The Mario film looks about as cheesy and trashy as Ghostbusters :L:

  • boobs vs ass -> watch?v=TV54Be-2cAk

  • I like ur channel

  • I searched "Adventure Time Title Sequence".

  • I love Mario Brothers Movie, it's so much fun!

  • Twister's cool, core sucks!!

  • great reviews! Using you as a guide!

  • @spartacus3977

    Actually "nerd" culture is such a huge part of modern society that when you call someone a nerd, it means that you are in fact the one out of the zeitgeist.

  • @spartacus3977

    1) Is "nerd" in an insult? Because if so - it's pathetically overused, and not hurtful at all.

    2) No... a script (why is that a bad thing?)

  • @spartacus3977 i enjoy hearing smart words and some some idiot like you yapping about very small things.

  • Angelina Jolies SINGLE D sized @y@ are not that huge! the ORINGINAL character forby the arist who created Lara Croft has her drawn as ->>DD's<<--

  • si es verda las tene enormeeeees .

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  • I thought the movie was really good really enjoyable

  • LOVING THIS!! haha! :) poor little celebrity... first they are getting killed off by the paparazzi and now I just heard about the sex tape that just got released! TMZ says the tape can be viewed at:

    goo.gl\mtJpV

  • ahhh i thought it was gonna be a 7:21 minute documantary about Angelina Jolie's boobs :(

  • LOVING THIS!! haha! :) poor little celebrity... first they are getting killed off by the paparazzi and now I just heard about the sex tape that just got released! TMZ says the tape can be viewed at:

    goo.gl\mtJpV

  • hmm I always thought tomb rider the movie was first

  • all i hear is blah blah blah....

  • @aloyzkie34 - I can assure you, I'm rather intelligent. 

  • Super Mario was(to me) just like Tomb Raider. it would have been great as a movie only. but the need to adapt characters and introduce themes really killed the movie that should have been made. if they could have just made a movie, instead of making a super hero movie or video game movie, or what ever the genera would have been it they weren't games to begin with

  • this is boring

  • I like This Short Clip

  • unfaithful

    yea....y'know....since there is SO MANY OBORTUNTIES in a princess is saved from dragon story.....

    but the movie was still stupid

  • the new super mario bros movie totally made fun of nintendo! boo on the movie makers!!!

  • Winning

  • Did he ever review Scott Pilgrim vs the World?

  • @d1ngoguy yes

  • 55people got deevolved

  • i thought i heard that in the 2nd one they shrunk lauras chest size

  • YOU CURSE TOO MUCH IN YOUR COMMENTS! HURR DURR I"M GONNA UNSUB YOU

    ^sarcasm

  • If I'm honest I almost fell asleep

  • i didn't even see Super Mario Bros. and i don't wanna see it it look sutpid

  • Where is the next episode?

  • I enjoy super mario bros movie. I love it for a movie as it's self, and not as an adaptation. Glad you pointed that out.

  • -to answer ur question-

    YESit is possible

    (ever heard of mortal kombat)

  • Whoa... I didn't think to consider The Super Mario Brothers Movie as an entirely original idea, as opposed to an appaling misadaptation of the video game. You see, that's what separates this movie review series from most others: Critical outside-the-box thinking.

    As for the film, at least it's not as bad as the short-lived Super Mario Brothers Super Show. That series at its best is about a dozen times worse than the film at its worst.

  • I actually saw the Super Mario Bros. movie on tv and didn't have a damn clue what it was.

  • I don't think a Mario Bros. movie loyal to the games would have been a good movie; think about it, this isn't really any plot, and what plot there is is juvenile. Sounds like they did the best they could to make a legit movie that wasn't exclusively targeted at fans of the games.

  • speaking of national treasure...im dying to see your review on that, and its sequel

  • When Koopa turned into that dino, it was disapointing.

  • I always find it annoying when people claim that the Mario Bros. movie sucked because it didn't follow the story of the games and such... wait... WHAT STORY?! The games never HAD a story so it cannot follow a story that doesn't exist. Can it? No... all the plot is, is beat the level and save the princess. That's it. I loved the movie as a child and I still love it. I also have some gripes with the movie, but not enough to just say it sucks.

  • @NeverendingTwilight1 They hated because Mario games don't have stories, as you said. Not because it didn't follow the story of the games.

  • It's Lara. Not Laura. :)

  • You said that you are engaged, is your future wife hot?

  • Hello, and welcome to Movie Night. I'm your host, Niko Bellic.

  • @deathincarn haha

  • I'm watching Jon's Live feed now. Hi Jon!

  • and tomb raider is hot.

  • Super mario bros. is awesome man.

  • Dude, Lara's doing Bungee Ballet.

  • jon can you review how to train your dragon

  • Tomb Raider: maybe even more important than good. Inspired Jolie to spend years/millions of HER own time/money to REALLY help many refugees and disadvantaged folks in the world, inspiring many others to do same. How many movies can do that?

    The Core: Basic premise is silly or metaphorical, sure, so please judge by characters, who are dynamic & fun, and performances, that are touching, rich, subtle. Themes are very caretaker-grownup, so kids may not get it. "Just 3 of them!" It's ecology.

  • THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE MARIO MOVIE ISN'T THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

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  • i really enjoyed super mario bros! although the last time i saw it i was about 13...

  • now they need to make: half life and all the other episodes!

  • nombre unisex

  • I didn´t like the second tomb raider movie

  • We had to watch The Core for science class year. How on earth is it an educational movie...

  • @AwfullyAverage omg me too!

  • wasnt sands of time more succesful than tomb raider?

  • Twister is one of my best films I like Dante's Peak the most which gets a 10 but Twister still gets a 7.

    The Core has really bad science but still a fun movie to watch so would give this a 6.

    I think its great your are doing older films Jon

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  • you should review Sanctum and Sucker Punch

  • hey you should review tomb raider.

  • The Core: Not that original of an idea, but seems to compel you to find out how it ends. once you get there you are both disappointed but approve. 7/10

  • @phyro9899

    What? Not that original of an idea? Please refer to me the other movies where a team of different people use an indestructible ship to travel to the Earth's core and restart the spinning.

  • Lol... bomb-om....

  • I dare you to review....The Room!

  • tbf i never knew they made a movie based on super mario bros till i watched it however i don't intend to watch it except for a joke cos i really think they totaly ruined the game

  • Twister: It's a film from 1996, and I were pretty surprised! The effects and animations were amazing, and the entire plot as well. I loved this film, I really did, but still something is missing... I can't put the finger on what! 9/10

  • I wish someone would make a Red Alert franchise based movie. That'd be awesome!

  • @idont0123456789 - I'm pathetic? It's a good action movie?

    Hey, shithead... that's actually exactly what I said in my review. Seriously...

  • @JPizzle1122 GO JON!!!! you tell that s.o.b. where to go and how to get there

  • @idont0123456789 You spelled Koopa wrong.

  • @idont0123456789 then why you watching this

  • Twister has the worst dialogue of any movie ever.

  • Chest size, eh? PERV! haha

  • Review Home Alone 4...

  • 666 likes, XD

  • TWISTER!! :D one of my fav's

  • do howls moving castle

  • Please, review SuckerPunh!!

  • Your welcome for watching movie night.

  • you should totally do the Resident evil series!

  • where the fuck are the sexy tomb raiders? fuck...give me back my 7 minutes

  • Even though the science behind The Core is laughably inaccurate, I still love the idea of traveling to the centre of the Earth to restart the core. 7/10

  • A good example of a video game being made into good film Pokemon

  • Rate Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children!!!

  • Twister great movie great plot great acting and great through the whole movie

  • INSIDIOUS 10/10. PERIOD.

  • please review

    alien 1 and 2 and apocalypse now plz :)

  • I felt that twister was very entertaining with alot of character development and action. Though at times I found myself terribly board. 7/10

  • Have you done any reviews on foreign films? I have seem a few and I would love to hear what you have to say.

  • a spider jcokey in minecraft /watch?v=5dHPWaGPmTE&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • Review SatAM

  • I don't think Angelina Jolie is THAT hot. She got a mouth of a toad. and kinda looks like a man.

  • Next time you've got a past-movie feature episode, you should do movies that went from cartoons to live action adaptations. Alvin and the Chipmunks, Scooby Doo, and the worst of the worst G-Savior, the canadian-made Gundam movie that franchise creator Tomino refused to recognize.

  • Twister, as good as it may look, it never amazes me, considered what the movie could offer. The story was'nt that good, and most of the scenes was predictible and cliché. 4/10

  • I thought Tomb Raider was awful. Her british accent was terrible and her character was too butch. Lara Croft was a lady, not a tomboy.

  • Sadly I liked that Mario movie, but it was so strange.

  • I think a lot of the YouTube crowd is too quick to give 1s and 10s.

  • @MrWireframes - And I'm even quicker to ignore those ratings.

  • @JPizzle1122 Glad to hear it.

  • the core is suprisingly unrealistic but some how can deliver good suspense to a global disaster movie 5/10

  • wonder how many people watched for her tits

  • i forgot the mario film exsisted i remember a scene from here on youtube but its still not worthy of the title movie

  • the japanese animated one was better really the show was awsome even though it was a shitload of spoofs

  • Can you review final fantasy the spirits within and advent children thanks for providing something to look forward to every week.

  • I never likes The super mario brothers so i think this film is a 10/10 Fuck thos guys who are pissed off. that movie kicked ass.

  • Review the dark harvest series.

  • I own both Twister and the Core due to my love of disaster movies... While twister has it's exhilarating moments and a nice plot flow to follow, along with good visual effects I liked your comment on how the core is 'laughable'. I will definitely agree with you on that one! Although the plot is interesting to say the least it doesn't seem all that believable and well thought out... I love your movie nights Jon and look forward to the ones to come!

  • Bob-omb. Monkey! Bob-omb. Monkey! Bob-omb. Monkey! Bob-omb. Monkey! Bob-omb. Monkey!

  • Hey! You have to do more rollercoaster videos. 3 new coasters at magic mountain !!!!!!

  • Mario's a gay

  • @mrman12334 - And why do I need to watch them, exactly?

  • that mario bros movie looks amazing i would bey it

  • Twister: saw it when I was 7 and made me so scared of wind and twisters. Seeing it now, with it effects and such I give it a 7/10.

  • The Core: a terribly under budgeted film that seemed like the terrestrial knock off of Armageddon, with a plot fueled by pseudo science and a cast set in situations that just weren't believable.

  • super mario bros was an ok movie, id give it a 7, but the fact its supossed to be based on the game series...id lower that to a 4 or 5

  • Honest to god, twister is one of my 5-year-old nephew's favorite movies. Along with Cars and The Wizard of Oz.

  • HOLY CRAP. He used my tweet critique! (@ohgeeitsjen) =)

  • @hopelesslyinsane that's awesome. You wrote a good review of Hop. Could of wrote lacks charm for adults though

  • Twister: I really enjoyed it, it has a lot of exciting (and frustrating) shots. You really can feel you are in the tornados with them. Awsome Movie 9/10

    The Core: I can´t say I really love it but it was good. I feeled like if it was a kind of copy of "Armageddon (1998)", but still I enjoyed it. 7/10

  • Hey on the subject of movies based on video games. You should seriously review Heavy Rain but do it movie night style. Heavy Rain is an Immersive movie that is done from a video game. I thought it sucked at first but it became absolutely epic very soon in. It's a great idea to introduce some of your non gamer fans to one of the great movie games.

  • I felt like a little bitch cause I got excited to hear that you're going to review Twister >_<

  • I'm kinda new to twotter, what does the # do/mean

  • Twister: This movie doesn't really qualify as a "disaster" movie, but if you like guys putting they're lives out on the line to see how a tornado works, you'll love it. 8/10.

    The Core: This does qualify as a disaster movie. Not the best sci-fi movie but it is kinda good if you're a sci-fi addict looking for good-quality action. 5/10

  • Twister: The visuals, while impressive for the time, seem to be the only thing going for the movie.  The characters are forgettable, the story is boring, and the romance is so predictable the audience can see it coming a mile away, 2/10.

    The Core: Like Troll 2, it's so bad, it's hilarious. It takes itself way to seriously as well as having a million scientific inaccuracies and stupid characters. It's not a good movie, but it's fun to make fun of, 1/10.

  • ive never bothered to watch the movie night but im glad im into them now

  • @SuperToastytoast - What kept you from watching before?

  • c u next friday jon!

    

  • Twister: A fairly original movie even with the cheesy romance thrown in (and the Wizard of Oz references in there). It definitely had one of the best conclusions I've seen before, however, it isn't perfect. 8/10

  • While Twister is fondly remembered as a classic of disaster cinema, and is one of the best looking movies of it's time, the acting is laughably bad, but not in that cheesy, fun way. Quirky characters are annoying, annoying characters are obnoxious, the plot follows the formulaic hooks by the book, and the central romance - with the twinge of the new wife to be - was as predictable as the rest. I'll never understand the love for this picture. 4/10

  • Twister: The adventurous side of me is compelled to praise this features originality and use of special effects, while the logical side of me is eager to condemn its unnecessary plot twists and melodrama and hokey dialogue. Not to mention Helen Hunt. Talk about melodramatic! 6/10

  • Twister: Were all the actors casted for this movie psychotics? I never quite liked this film, overrated due to winning an oscar. 3/10

  • i like the music for this show

  • The Core: A completely outrageous plot, but still interesting and new enough to keep me interested. 6/10

  • The Adjustment Bureau is an AMAZING movie and I think you should really feature it in an episode of Movie Night.

  • Put sexy in the title and a picture of a women on the thumbnail and you got 2,000,000 veiws

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  • it's not Lora T_T, it's Lara.

  • Twister was great as a kid i loved it. now as an adult i can enjoy the story plot and respect the sfx it's a wicked awesome movie. 9/10

  • Jon, you should review 'Plan 9 from outer space' that movie is amazing<3

  • I enjoyed Twister, easy entertainment. Kind of wanted to become a storm chaser after I saw it, but Dusty definitely makes this movie memorable. 8/10

  • can you do a review of Battle LA and Limitless that would make my day

  • "Globe trotting around the world" is redundant btw.

  • @Crazyeraser1 - Yes... mostly... but it sounded weird when I worded it the other way.

  • sega saturn had tomb raider ?? wasnt that the playstation

  • @mark0wen - They both had. But it was available on the Saturn first.

  • Laughable? I loved the core!