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  • how about men and women just start being very picky with those they date

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  • Will the many femme mental-and-physical offenders including those against children, and the many femme sex-offenders and femme liars-for compensation plus femmes breaching/RAPING pre-sex agreements - all be placed on a "Serious Offenders Register" shunned by society and mentally castrated in a remote "Serious Offenders Gulag" similar to Coalinga, Ca ?

  • These precautions are nowhere near sufficient to keep a man out of jail these days!

  • Is there an Anglo-deranged USA/U ptight S exual A ssholes, self-masturbation insurance policy I can get - in case an old Oprah show psych-ops me into a 'Guilt Laden Suicidal Victim', thinking of my happy learning curve when I was 5 ?

  • sad, fucking sad.... yet made me laugh a lot

  • I should consider taking a lawyer with me wwhenever I go to Sweden :P

  • @sulfura3 Or save yourself some money, and not go to Sweden in the first place. ;)

  • it may be a joke but there are guys in jail for misunderstandings

  • Awesome~

  • lol He's like YEESSS!!!!! Thak You God!!!!!

  • milked the comedy for too long, should've been 4 minutes max but the ending was good i had a good laugh.

    btw article 20 is putting it in her butt? ;)

  • I think after all these, they've lost the mojo! lol

  • I first saw this video about five or six years ago and i had no idea that Jason Reitman (Juno,Thank You For Smoking) directed this film.

  • hahahahahah thats so funny

  • two words

    smart comedy

  • MIERDA

  • some guys need to watch this.

  • I watched this in my sexual humanities class today

  • @DallaVisions

    Sounds like a few credit hours well spent!

  • This video made me go to law school.

  • It was funny at first but then got boring.

  • lol

  • *~evil snicker~* i love this video especially how they have the clients represented by the opposite sex. Plus how many people have honestly told their potential sex partner what they want BEFORE they have sex with them.

  • I TOTALLY agree with you!!!

  • if it was like that there wouldn't be as many kids as there is today lol

  • wtf, i dont get it ^o)

  • lol, awesome

  • tag team!

  • this is right,i think this should be done in real life...hahahha

  • ROFL!!! they should really do this in real life...it would make it alot more clear lol!

    i like thier facial expressions while the lawyers are talking

  • me too!!!!

    priceless! and surprisingly great acting for a small video haha

  • hahahaha no fuckin way!)))very funny

  • lol

  • pretty frickin funny

  • great!

  • american mod ... "wake the fuck up"

  • they really have those on the internet ... no joke

  • Dudee! hilarious!

  • mods, wake the fuck up

  • LoLed a lot

  • I loled a little bit.

  • That was awesome

  • wow.......

  • get urself a dog

  • oh gawd! xD

  • lol if only

  • ahahahaha thats great

  • LOL ahah XD that was good

  • hahahahahahahahhaha lol

  • it may b the future

    eheheheheheh

    bt it s an amazin video

  • that was friggin' hilarious!

  • freakin amazingly funny!

  • hahahaaaaaaa.

    loved it

  • hahahhahahahha :D

  • Why the hell would that guy have a problem with Article 17?

  • It might be licking her vagina... you know the rest.

  • That was hilarious.

    I wonder what position 13 is...

    and article 20.

    The end was perfect.

  • Article 20 = Anal sex

  • Awesome

  • LMAO, Brilliant!!

  • This is fucking hilarious.

  • hahahahaa

  • haha that was fucking funny

  • that was some of the most funny stuff i ever saw

  • What the fuuck is this Chappelle rip off.....I HATE ebaumsworld.

  • I fail to see why he would have a problem with article 17, it seems perfectly reasonable and can be quite benificial for both parties. Now as for article 20 I'll never understand the obcession some people have with it.

  • omg this waz a hecka funny video i guess the paper work is worth it!!!!LOL

  • The Best Video ever!

    All the paper it's worth it, isn't it?

    it makes things clearer!

    and it would be safer!

  • hahah that was awesome!

  • we have to take it with responsability..... LOL yeah right!! just use condom to protect yourself from infectious diseases...!!

  • seems like you've missed the point of the video

  • That was great!

  • OH MY GOD AWESOME!

  • who's the girl at the end?

    but this was so funnnnnnnnny!!!!!!! xD

  • lol

  • HALARIOUS.

  • awesome

  • hey at least there careful but i think i rather swap lawyers with the chick who walks in

  • lol! funny shit dude! most people don't do a date with their frickin laywers there but still...it could happen!

  • this is only to show that sex comes with responsibility

  • Not really.

  • this is only to show that sex comes with responsibility

  • you don't get that kind of sh*t in europe, :))

  • i think the lawyers should get a room xD

  • Article #20 sounds fun, what is it? :D

  • I think anal sex is article 20.

    Something many girls will say no to.

    Great video, haha.

  • americanisms

  • haha totally agree with that!! lol

  • haha totally agree with that!! lol

  • i love it ,exceptionally creative wow keep up the great work, unfortunately neither side discussed birth control or pregnancy contingency. lol young lady remember it was drafted by him to favor him. she has excepted full responsibility of all that may result from there agreement.

  • Technically, they may have discussed it.The lawyers started litigating in terms of articles, so we dont know what was discussed for part of it.

  • interesting.. cheers to formality

  • stupid but funny, hahahahah

  • this was lame

  • XDD! ROFL!

  • its kind of an awkward formallity, ha!

  • Wow, Lol

  • LOL nice

  • freaking funny... good job...

  • that was the best!!! Nice Job!!

  • i can't stop laughing

  • haha  this is so funny!!

    the boy and girls are such nerds ahhaha

  • Jason Reitman is awesome!

  • Who is that?

  • Who is that?

  • who the fuck wants love...

    haha!!

  • Who wouldn't want patience and kindness without envy and jealousy. Here is what love is. Which is not to be confused with lust. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. It is happy with truth and hates evil. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. When you apply this to a relationship, man the sex is good! Naw, it's great! All I'm sayin' is...don't knock it unless you've tried it.

  • marriage doesn't fix a relationship/means somebody is automatically in love with that person then or forever.

  • marriage doesn't fix a relationship/means somebody is automatically in love with that person then or forever.

  • I would like to fuck the female lawyer to.

  • LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL>..... This is so Hillarous..!!!!

  • WOW that is so funny! I added it to my favorites!

  • JASON REITMAN IS THE MAN

    juno and thank you for smoking and his short films are awesome

  • cool! i enjoyed watching it. i want to be a lawyer!

  • i think article 20 is anal lmao xD

  • sad but true, IN AMERICA

  • ahahahahaha that was funny!!!!

  • article 17 > article 16!

    hahaha.

  • Unless of course I could bring up article 20.

    Not in your wildest dreams.

  • lmfao XD

  • its like the lawyers can read minds or something

  • I so want that female lawyer to handle all my legalities. She's awesome.

  • I love how the girl and her lawyer suddenly both look at the boy's lawyer like she just appeared out of nowhere. lol

  • - I the undersigned give consent to... Judah?

    - Yeah, that's me...

    - Riiiiiiiiiight....

    lol, hilarious.

  • awesome

  • hahahha...it was fun....can i take my own lawyer?

  • um... article 16 and 17..

  • lol! nice editing, very entertaining!

  • LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA *LAUGH* *LAUGH*!

  • 15613

  • uhh...

  • Id like to know what "Article 20" is

  • i thinkk its a 3 some n i think 13 is a li anal

  • 13?

  • Haha

  • HAHAHAHAHA too bad this dont happen all the time for everyone that was worth watching LMAO

  • oral sex

  • ohh my god , by the time i finish this cuntsent procedure , my dick would go to sleep ,then i would sue the lawyer for for upseting my dick and giving my dickhead mental torture

  • I think when there are so many rules in this game , then they would also need a refree ! where is the refree ? please appoint me when u hav sex , i will make sure the game goes all right .

  • how to rate it...!!

  • you can rate it as x rated 18+

  • this movie makes me want my lawyer^^

  • LOL!!! YEA RIGHT I WILL LEAVE

  • that was funny for sure

  • wow that was lame.

  • LOL.. fuckin' hilarious!!!! that was great...

  • hahahahahahahhahahaha

  • yeahhh

  • Women probably would not sign it because it might limit their choices afterward. Also it would give no protection, because a judge could still call it rape. "Yes I signed it, but I changed my mind when he became too aggressive." Two years in prison for the rapist.

  • wow i dont really know what just happened, but im pretty sure i just wasted 6 minutes of my life...

  • I know what article 20 is.

  • wat is article 20?

  • I agree, WHAT IS ARTICLE 20!!!

  • Anal sex

  • Really funny, I think amercian people might think a little bit more about how they sue everyone for anything. Anyway, really funny !

  • Its funny how you say americans, not all of us wanna sue everybody.

  • lmfao

  • Wat duz imfao stand 4?

  • laughing my fuckin ass off

  • HAhaha LOL^^

    thats so unbelivable funny I almost peed my pants:D

    I luved it

  • Hahaha... this is so true lov it!