Nostalgic Nutcase: Small Soldiers Part 1

[GeirOlafs1]

This is the first video I watch from you, and I must say that I was skeptical if it was any good, well for the obvious reasons that you are under a really strong influence of the Nostalgia Critic, who I find really amusing. But never the less I must say you do absolutely splendid job reviewing this film in his spirit and instead of totally copying it, make it your own.

You edit the video very well also.

Kudos.

[Goltork2]

I hated this movie!

[Legoman2652]

Actually the whole "big corporation taking over everything" reminds me of Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation. Just sayin'

[35maz]

ow i loved this movie when i was a kid and i reamber that this movie also scard the crap out of me

[TheNick09912345]

I LOVED THAT MOVIE... awesome

[TheCaelanator]

@wierdaljedifan2

Kip Killagain is my favorite Commando, just wanna letcha know.

[TheCaelanator]

@wierdaljedifan2

I am TheCaelanator. Hello, nice to meet you. I have a couple requests for you:

You should review "Toy Story" and "The Nightmare Before Christmas"! Trust me, do them in a double review!

[stanleyjosten]

2:43 This reminds me of Linkara. Not sure if that was intentional or just because you have to put up with similar crap here, but it was pretty funny.

[csbattlebot]

I'm suprised they didn't make a sequal.

[ooliveric]

small soldiers  was a good movie

[csbattlebot]

I love breaking toys.

[AandR1408]

Been watching your stuff and, to be honest, I'm pissed off from pure jealousy. I WISH I could make videos this good.

I must ask, what software do you use to edit your videos?

[weirdaljedifan2]

@AandR1408 Final Cut Express/Pro on Mac.

[AandR1408]

@weirdaljedifan2 Damn! If there's one thing that Macs are good for, it's editing.

I'm stuck with shitty movie maker and still shots, kind of like Still Gaming from TGWTG.com

On that note, I hope you get in, dude. I don't even care if you're a brony; you've got the utmost respect from me, being just under a year younger than you, you're an inspiration. I've never seen someone my age who's as passionate for this sort of thing before.

[WonderWobbufett]

toys coming to life. what does that remind me of? *insert toy story scene here*

[weirdaljedifan2]

@WonderWobbufett *insert Raggedy Ann and Andy scene here*

[amsooldnot]

@weirdaljedifan2 *insert any 40's to 90's doll horror movie scene here*

[killerpuppetman]

i did kinda like this movie though, its 1 of those bad movies i refuse to get rid of it lolol

[41181131815239]

I hope you get onto thatguywiththeglasses, you are awesome and I hope Doug Walker notices you

[thelupoistheman1]

This is Jake's best review yet. 

[TheSonomaDude]

Personaly, I don't find Small Soldiers boring. I find it awesome!

[buc555]

I kind of felt I'd seen this story before in The Birds, Gemlins and Toy Story.

Also they're toys! why not just step on them?

[HarUman1234]

I don't know why you're surprised that a movie can have four writers. Aladdin had 16 different writers. 

[XKaliber2097]

Bitch ass

[CloneComander1138]

The elite remind me of team fortress 2.

[metalWeirdo77]

You know, from a first look at the name of your series, no offence, but it sounds like a cheap noobish knockoff of nostalgia critic

but you've proved me wrong! these are actually pretty funny and entertaining!

A subscription well earned :)

[UndyingSimmons]

Damn... the movie is a lot more boring than I remember....

[Goastfreak]

No, you can make that reference. It's just that Doug looked like a she-male in his high school years.

[kutvn]

how did you got the virtual boy. this techno crap is to bad I find it hard to find it

[weirdaljedifan2]

@kutvn

Goodwill.

[Krystal64Alec]

@weirdaljedifan2 really? thats interesting to know

[chanson301]

@weirdaljedifan2 also to be fair you did say in the hercules review it was ment to be a spoof of the nostalgia critic

[MrMatto91]

hahaha Gizmo

[99shadowcat99]

7:59 OMG MANGA!!!

I've been meaning to read Negima, is it good?

[weirdaljedifan2]

@99shadowcat99

Once you get past the underage "fan service", it's a fun wizard's tale with great characters.

[99shadowcat99]

@weirdaljedifan2 thanks. :)

[randomvideogamenerd]

You sir, have another fan. Me :D

[weirdaljedifan2]

@EdwardDragneel

Yup.

[ShadowDJ94]

Uh...where did you get the image of Nostalgia Critic as a teen?

[cosmicman12]

@ShadowDJ94 NC showed in his Siskel and Ebert tribute

[ShadowDJ94]

@cosmicman12 Ah, got it

[cosmicman12]

@ShadowDJ94 ;)

[TheTyranex]

is virtual boy BETTER than this movie

[Mickael23y]

Nostalgia Critic would be proud.

[SD91]

Where the hell did you get a virtual boy...who the hell owns a virtual boy?

[weirdaljedifan2]

@SD91

1. I got it at Goodwill.

2. The Angry Video Game Nerd for one. Me for two.

[SD91]

@weirdaljedifan2 ok, goodwill makes sense, they usually have pretty terrible video games, with usually one or two gems hidden amongst them...but AVGN only has one because he is AVGN...he needs the worst of the worst game/game consoles made...I mean for the love of god, he got his hands on a copy of Cheetahmen 2

[thatgalwiththebraids]

Hey...YOU'RE BACK!!

XD

Your reviews were missed.

:D

[animelover8383]

LOLZ uz reading negima lol AWSOME ^.^

[MrFantabulousMKL]

Here's looking at you, Kid!

[DanielLaux429]

I remember this movie. I haven't seen it in a while though. Is it worth checking out again?

[Redbob86]

My only real problem with this is that most of the time you don't even comment. You just show long scenes with a few shots of you looking bored and not saying anything.

Other than that, nice.

[MusicAllDay2]

You still have a Virtual Boy, that's rare man.

[weirdaljedifan2]

@MusicAllDay2

Actually, I found the Virtual Boy at my local Goodwill. The left lens goes out of focus after about 30 seconds so no headaches for me.

[starscream624]

alright i loved this movie as a kid i cant wat to finish it

[MetaPunkXP]

Good to see your back. Awesome review.

[zombiebrained]

Hey great new video! I'm glad you decided to get back into reviewing!! Keep it up!!