Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so i said what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess The cat in the hat ,he will grant you one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true
I was home alone and the phone rings. I pick up and this guy starts rambling about mens underwear . I'm desperatly trying to say that im a 14 year old girl but he would not SHUT THE FUCK UP .after about 5 min, wich is quite a long time if you think about it . I say that im NOT my dad . He just said ''THAT'S OKEY I CAN HEAR THAT YOU'RE A BOY YOUR NAME IS ANTONIO RIGHT?''(its antonia) then after like 15 minutes i shouted ''IM MY DADS FUCKING DOUGHTER '' then hung up
... Inquiring minds want to know... Why do you have tampons? It's kinda okay if they were there already b/c some girl uses them, but if you just happened to have them or ran out to buy them for your video.............................................. <.<
I did a couple studies like that but the agent got too ridiculous. She'd make it very obvious that she is looking for someone to play a part, not actually give feedback.
I had to tell her to stop calling after she asked me if I ever used hair dye. She said she has a study for women who have used hair colouring... and then kept repeating "but it's for women" as if she wanted me to tell her I am one.
Well if your real name is Nicola I can see why. I understand that Nicola can be a unisex name but I would think most people would assume it's female. Probably someone at the "lab" got lazy and didn't bother looking at the gender section.
My name is Logan and I actually have a vagina, which isn't easy for those not meeting or knowing me to realize. I feel your pain Nicola. You know, in the complete opposite kind of way.
i remember this one time i went to CVS with my friend and we decided to mess with the teenage guy at the counter so i went somewhere else and he walked up to the guy and He asks "hey where are the tampons?" and the guys like "by the magazines,your girls got her rag huh?" and my friendsays "haha, no i need them to shove up my asshole for when it bleeds afters sex" XD the face on that kid was priceless.
DUDE! SO Funny! I am so glad you made this! This kinda thing happens all the time to me as well and I can't blame anyne for trying to make a buck- but COME ON!! I wonder if anyone in marketing does a study on the law of diminishing returns! RANT ON BROTHER! I am happy you are!
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The father said " Get the kids out if the house, we'll cal the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. X 10 Sorry don't want this to happen to me
Haha. Reminds me of when my mother would get spam email for penis enlargement pills! And just like PuffyAmi, has an unmistakeable female name. This made me laugh!
Not that I'm sticking up for her but maybe she thought someone in your family or friends who's female might be interested? I guess she should have said though, hahaha!
Actually this reminds me of the emails I used to get, I have a distinct female name, and yet they still sent me "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS" emails.
You're attractive! :D
DreamYourFearsAway 10 hours ago
maybe she saw your makup tutorial...
TickleDino 3 days ago
he has pretty eyes.
GreenyDoodle 1 week ago 2
hahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahaa you should've gone to the lab. and filmed their reaction.
seaglass19 2 weeks ago
MORE RANTS!
jleigh131191 2 weeks ago
Be Gay please <3
alfredomuro15 2 weeks ago 5
Go all Amanda Bynes and shove the tampon up your nose when it bleeds.
cranialjukebox 2 weeks ago 9
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Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so i said what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suess The cat in the hat ,he will grant you one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE YOUR WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true
CeceAndVikki 2 weeks ago
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Ever seen 'She's The Man'?… well...
OldNewsThinker 3 weeks ago
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OldNewsThinker 3 weeks ago
Maybe she saw your videos, and got confused.
darkblaze5000 3 weeks ago
maybe she thought it was Keisha.
darebrianna 3 weeks ago 4
We have the same phone
MaySin92 3 weeks ago
he doesn't know what a vagina is? ........ someone hasn't gotten laid yet
pinkcheer648 3 weeks ago
@pinkcheer648 It was a joke, I'm sure he knows what a vagina is. -____-
DreamerCharm 3 weeks ago
I'd like your number :P
blondiebroken18 4 weeks ago
Let me tell you a funny story :
I was home alone and the phone rings. I pick up and this guy starts rambling about mens underwear . I'm desperatly trying to say that im a 14 year old girl but he would not SHUT THE FUCK UP .after about 5 min, wich is quite a long time if you think about it . I say that im NOT my dad . He just said ''THAT'S OKEY I CAN HEAR THAT YOU'RE A BOY YOUR NAME IS ANTONIO RIGHT?''(its antonia) then after like 15 minutes i shouted ''IM MY DADS FUCKING DOUGHTER '' then hung up
TheOhmygosh1337 4 weeks ago
@TheOhmygosh1337 why didnt you just hang the fuck up to start?
Jarikk1195 4 weeks ago
@Jarikk1195 i seriously don't know , i was stupid ....
TheOhmygosh1337 3 weeks ago
Please smile occasionally. why so serious? D:
pixarr17 4 weeks ago
ROFLAMO!!!!!! xD
NikkiSavella 4 weeks ago
... Inquiring minds want to know... Why do you have tampons? It's kinda okay if they were there already b/c some girl uses them, but if you just happened to have them or ran out to buy them for your video.............................................. <.<
YoungestChild 1 month ago
It's definitely cause your name is Nicola lol she probably got confused.
xmissmandymousex 1 month ago 21
@xmissmandymousex rewatch the video and i tackle why that doesn't make sense. over and over haha
soundlyawake 1 month ago 22
Menopause is upon mee lol
francealance 1 month ago
NO VAGINA! Lol
ilyallhan5 1 month ago
GOD DAMNIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GO TO BED FOR 3 HOURS NOW!!!
slatt490 1 month ago
DUDE !!! YOU SHOULD SOOO CALL HER BACK!!
andrayathevampire 1 month ago
just ordered one of ur shirts yay!
FoxGirl006 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
lmfao what r vaginas?!!
FoxGirl006 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
Quite frankly this video kinda turned me on,your venting was totally hot.You can vent to me anytime :)
HIMCHIQUE 1 month ago
Actually
males can give milk!
xelaraque 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
I agree. He's as hot as a Gaga inspired tampon.
CodeJandro 1 month ago
Please call her back and say yes.
sasquatchfeeder 1 month ago
If you're gay i wana marry you, and have all your babies. eventhough i can't have babies.
keg10609 1 month ago
What was she thinking when she heard your voice mail? woman with a manly voice??
Welurklate 1 month ago
Hahahahahahhahhaahaha I love this
Jessyboo626 1 month ago
I guess you could use them for nosebleeds right?
JRV95 1 month ago
Wow, this kid should do stand-up comedy! These videos make my days! :)
HollywoodAmes01 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
Uhm, your very attractive!:)
lyssapaige22 1 month ago
Go! But only if you go in drag! Free money! AND free tampons!
BrittOlinder 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
That was the funniest thing.
raneen23 1 month ago
a fellow blepheritis sufferer!
raydubya 1 month ago
Subscribed.
Din0Pancak3 1 month ago
"im not really sure where to put the tampon" xP
TheSceneWay101 1 month ago
'its either really hot in here, or i'm getting a hot flush as i'm on my menopause' xD
joseyposey93 1 month ago
lmao. That's me!
JessaAshley 1 month ago
LOL i'm a girl and my names Nicola AHha. just saying...
iCola15 1 month ago
LMAO wow... id have called back and been like do you look at the demographics of which u call?
SlimShaney08 1 month ago
I love hearing you vent.. Its funny when you do it.
Mokeyfrog 1 month ago
You are super dreamy.....no homo
ThePillowWar 1 month ago 2
@ThePillowWar that is homo-ish
TGoody12 1 month ago
omg! I feel so bad for you. AWWWW! :P
chrizialicious 1 month ago
Lmfao!!!! His face when he says, NO VAGINA! LOLOL
charmed1171 1 month ago
It's cuz your name is Nicola :D
LivinLikItIs 1 month ago
you should have totally called back!!!!
zoecastillo717 1 month ago
"The moral of the story is that I did not get paid."
UnicornPrincessxxx 1 month ago 154
@DoGunna it's Nicola...
guranad0 1 month ago
What is your first name, again? I don't understand how they could mistake you for a woman unless it was a unisex name like "Jayme".
DoGunna 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
please, please share more
The6Black6Metal6 1 month ago
I did a couple studies like that but the agent got too ridiculous. She'd make it very obvious that she is looking for someone to play a part, not actually give feedback.
I had to tell her to stop calling after she asked me if I ever used hair dye. She said she has a study for women who have used hair colouring... and then kept repeating "but it's for women" as if she wanted me to tell her I am one.
BlackAngusYoung 1 month ago
lol u never fail to make me laugh! love your videos
Candy0481 1 month ago
common sense in this world in decreasing
LOL!
xxskittlez123xx 1 month ago
o.o well there is something wrong with that because you do not have a pussy.... >.> strange world
bubbleful63 1 month ago
Where can I get one of those shirts lol
jesstorr21 1 month ago
0:52
BEST LINE EVER <3333333333
xoxolivia1617 1 month ago
I cant figure out if you're gay
SkinnyWC 1 month ago 174
@SkinnyWC He is xD
StopMotionnn 1 month ago
@SkinnyWC he is
ohaiitsshhhharris 1 month ago
@SkinnyWC hunny we can only wish, brother's fine but he ain't gay.
BearlyAnnoyed 1 month ago
@SkinnyWC he is gosh everyone get over it lol
BlOoH13 4 weeks ago
@SkinnyWC he is haha, hes either married or dating a man named ken
snikr61 3 weeks ago
@SkinnyWC it doesnt matter!!! he's human!! and he's funny!! thats all that matter XD
onigiri1205 3 weeks ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
@SkinnyWC look at his room decor-!?!
MsClaudia777 3 weeks ago
@MsClaudia777 that doesn't have anything to do with it. at all.
plaidplatapus 3 weeks ago
@SkinnyWC HE HAS A BOYFRIEND. SO 50/50 HE'S BI OR GAY.
selty 3 weeks ago
@SkinnyWC ive been thinking the exact same thing!!
rowergirl2011 2 weeks ago
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iWhoremonal 2 weeks ago
Put the tampon up your butt!
sadiez321 1 month ago
Omg ... are you using a Green Screen ? :O
P5ykoOHD 1 month ago
Well if your real name is Nicola I can see why. I understand that Nicola can be a unisex name but I would think most people would assume it's female. Probably someone at the "lab" got lazy and didn't bother looking at the gender section.
CloudtheNxssEffa 1 month ago 2
omg please stop making the fool out of yourself , what a horrible and stupid video... sooo shalow ....
fargowheels 1 month ago
My name is Denise..... O.o
owlcitygirl69 1 month ago
i thought vaginas were internal.. "what is a vagina??"
ArMyGiRL992 1 month ago
HEY DENISE... STOP BUTT DIALING ME! LOL
dpryo319 1 month ago
aye buddy bet tampons can fit elsewhere, plus you can make milk at least my son can. haha poked wholes in yer logic
chibi1chi1chi 1 month ago
I love how the life lesson, or the moral, of the story is that he didn't get paid. Remember everyone, Nick must always get paid.
Kaligurl99 1 month ago 2
hello..
so i was wondering if you are gay?!
because i think you are handsome.. but i need to know if your gay.. your beautiful..
OnlyMartikaTika 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
@OnlyMartikaTika I think hes bi if anything.
celeste3100 1 month ago
i think you should share more sotries, i dont have shit to do before work. and more views are good right
04skittlz 1 month ago
lmao! "alright hey, gimme my tampons..."
gennifer781 1 month ago
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2010goodygoody 1 month ago
"i always thought a vagina was an internal thing" ahahha your crazy but we all love you
botdffanforever15 1 month ago
this is the funniest video iv ever seen... what are some other really funny videos of yours?
bruins60jena30 1 month ago
My name is Logan and I actually have a vagina, which isn't easy for those not meeting or knowing me to realize. I feel your pain Nicola. You know, in the complete opposite kind of way.
blondeglamour27 1 month ago
"what are vaginas?? WHAT, are vaginas?"
Lmfao. :)
loveeXburton 1 month ago
Makes me think of when I get e-mails for male enhancement pills. I have "girl" in my e-mail address. :I
ChickenRamen 1 month ago
maybe its cuz you dress like a girl in some videos so they think your a girl
3825t 1 month ago
why is your house so asian?
s2viv 1 month ago
LMFAO! I love you so much! YOU SHOULD HAVE PARTICIPATED AND THEN GAVE THEM SHIT ABOUT DISCRIMINATION! XDD
UniQueLyEviL 1 month ago
:)
samshu13 1 month ago
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i remember this one time i went to CVS with my friend and we decided to mess with the teenage guy at the counter so i went somewhere else and he walked up to the guy and He asks "hey where are the tampons?" and the guys like "by the magazines,your girls got her rag huh?" and my friendsays "haha, no i need them to shove up my asshole for when it bleeds afters sex" XD the face on that kid was priceless.
SXChild1 1 month ago
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SXChild1 1 month ago
lady filled out your sex, not your gender. sex and gender are not the same thing. some men thus have vaginas.
still... relatively ridiculous!
sidereally 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
This is really funny and you are so cute just saying haha
rawertv 1 month ago
hahhhahahahah..... omg.... hahahaha
tonif74 1 month ago
I've been called Mrs....
and I'm not.
and was talking live.
augustactor 1 month ago
OMG! "Fuck-dialing"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leatherboyjesse 1 month ago
We have the same ringtone.
perspicacity89 1 month ago
Shit dude welcome to our world. I'm presumed male all the time, including on the phone.
NotADood 2 months ago
DUDE! SO Funny! I am so glad you made this! This kinda thing happens all the time to me as well and I can't blame anyne for trying to make a buck- but COME ON!! I wonder if anyone in marketing does a study on the law of diminishing returns! RANT ON BROTHER! I am happy you are!
MrBkw1122 2 months ago
lol wut? this is hilarious!
PepperMay22 2 months ago
I love The picture of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean!!! oh and your vagina ;)
hyuugaclanmember 2 months ago
sorry know
shawnd10 2 months ago
if u Knight y they called y r u complaining
shawnd10 2 months ago
i think the question is, have you ALWAYS had a penis? ;) genderchange! jk jk
PermitUsage 2 months ago
You're hot. And I'm not just saying that.
alexandrepetion 3 months ago
omg your expressions throughout the voice mail were just....win.
totallycool18 3 months ago
"Ads by google
Jumbo Self Storage"
I lol'd.
Jaaayke 3 months ago
lmfao! dats funny
BLAHwazza101 4 months ago
The wall behind you looks like a girls wall.
SuperPenguins58 4 months ago
Well, to be fair... Your name is Nicola...
MyUTubegirl 4 months ago
omg i have the same painting
09haileybailey 5 months ago
Definitely more of these vlog-ish ones. Or at least make the ratio of these to character-type ones higher ._.
Love your vids!
callmeBlendiC 5 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover the clown statue in the kids' room. The father said " Get the kids out if the house, we'll cal the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. X 10 Sorry don't want this to happen to me
bbarrow22 6 months ago
I know some guys who have vaginas. xP Transguys, but hey...
... Though they probably wouldn't want those things either.
heartlessxocean 6 months ago
He's right, tampons ARE for vaginas
XDHawkster 6 months ago 35
@XDHawkster i dont get it
122hsrfe 1 month ago
there's no justifying this. she's just a programmed robot.
LillyHRTAke 6 months ago
omg they have reaction things now ---->
TheYearsWasted 7 months ago 2
Incorrect. XD
TasteOfTorment 7 months ago
Wow, maybe she thought you were a transvestite or something on steroids...It's possible.
luvwednesday13 7 months ago
LOL. Nicola is an Italian MALE name. Maybe that confuses some people.
shellecat89 7 months ago
Oh Nic :P
alex80808 7 months ago
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The end is fuking hilarious! XD
RayWJRocks89 7 months ago
The is fuking hilarious! XD
RayWJRocks89 7 months ago
The dancing goat thing reminded me of the dancing kitty from Ray William Johnson o.o
251Julia 7 months ago 52
@251Julia that's because he got it from me lol
soundlyawake 7 months ago 193
@soundlyawake hipster :3
hunnyb839 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
Cumbersome, I know the feeling babe :)
JenilynPage 7 months ago
hahahahahaaha this is so funny!
redbunnyx3x 7 months ago
I laugh 2 miles after watching each and every one of your smoldering videos.
LoveDayandAge 8 months ago
I would go just to see what they would do. :3 Oh and the milker could be used for other "milk"
Keatonman98 8 months ago 4
@Keatonman98 ohmy.
MsReneTV 8 months ago
You could always use the tampons anally.
sweetfuckingchrist 9 months ago 3
Im going too be totally honest.
your eyes make you kinda in a way look like a girl but that it.. :)
MrMellyYellow 9 months ago
we have the same name, bahahah !
doonkof 9 months ago
@SoundlyAwake OMG , WE HAVE THE SAME PHONE ! my life = complete . ( :
tinykmjohnson 10 months ago 2
you can put it up your butt... might work XD
SangtotheDy 10 months ago 2
did you know that you actually CAN produce milk as a guy? xD I learned this in my child development class recently. ;) so do expect it haha
xxremix1 10 months ago
Haha. Reminds me of when my mother would get spam email for penis enlargement pills! And just like PuffyAmi, has an unmistakeable female name. This made me laugh!
whatuwantme2b328 10 months ago
ur so cute
catpir 11 months ago 2
Not that I'm sticking up for her but maybe she thought someone in your family or friends who's female might be interested? I guess she should have said though, hahaha!
Actually this reminds me of the emails I used to get, I have a distinct female name, and yet they still sent me "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS" emails.
PuffyAmiYumi 11 months ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA: "last time i checked, no vagina" actually LOLd
thank you.
missashleexoxo1 11 months ago
Funny, luv ur random life haha mine is too
soboycrazy247 11 months ago
*falls over laughing* Oh my god!!!! You friggin crack me up! I was in tears laughing through this whole video. Oh my god!!!!
kaitybell 1 year ago
haha this is pretty funny, mostly cuz it happend to this funny, hot guy hahaha
2084498 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP!!! I think I suggest the T-Shirts!!!! xD I'm SO awesome 8D
hwiley09 1 year ago
This is funny as hell. Love it; do more videos like this!
SynysterSam09 1 year ago
I think you're funniest when you get angry. <3
sarahmonsteriszero 1 year ago 3
"..because menopause is upon me" lmao i love this guy :)
BeekA1491 1 year ago 6
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haha! you are cute!
downbender 1 year ago
What's in your CD collection back there?
xXTHEDOUCHEBAGXx 1 year ago
thanks for this, "how to put in tampons" was in my suggested videos. gaawwd
reesespeices100 1 year ago
your're sexy when you're annoyed
d0llhouse88 1 year ago
She was looking for Maria.
sofresh1982 1 year ago
a vagina ,my friend, is a hollowed out penis with a tattoe of lindsay lohans face
FrankieTheoret 1 year ago
Well, you probably filled out your name. And it is Nicola.
iwannabewonderful 1 year ago 154
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itsssannie 11 months ago
OMG I HAVE THE SAME MARILYN MONROEX JAMES DEAN POSTER FRAME ON MY WALL! :)
thebestcindiella 1 year ago
lmao
threalsunshine1995 1 year ago
Please, share more.
maalliepink 1 year ago
"it's just cumbersome" LOL
cuppycakemunsters 1 year ago
Oh i love you.
Kitty1856 1 year ago
I Always feel like eating cake when i watch your videos. :D.
ajberry1 1 year ago