The Firesign Theater Top Secret Government UFO Warning

[MrDirtyratmiller]

You suck!

[MrDirtyratmiller]

I have watched this 33 times, which is the same as the age of OUR LORD, and I have come to the conclusion that we have been biologically subverted into that which we have always feared: Monkeys (let's just call them the 'Phenonmena') Don't cry, Honey.

[2Beautiful2c]

SO called "entertainment industry" digging their own grave, have been all along it's just getting closer to critical mass. IF the Firesign Theater owned the rights to their material then THEY could post it here and we could all enjoy it. Sony etc no better than slave owners. Key elements in show biz perform useful functions, editors, engineers, technical and artistic feedback and oversight but corporate corruption ruins all that. Shoes for Industry!

[jamesmcashan]

the internet is controlled by dominant social groups.

video posted by the public is distorted.

deliberate programmed pauses (not a "bad connection")

stop the video with something near someones mouth, for example.

the same saboteurs of television and industry

are at work against communication on internet radio.

i can use law and industry to make communication available to every person.

we pay trillions of dollars per year for communication in the USA alone.

james mcashan for US Congress

[IYAMNI]

I never knew they made a vid for this.

[ariyakantasila]

@IYAMNI They filmed the whole album, basically dressing up and lip synching as in this video. Not great but fun if you're into the FT.

en wikipedia org/wiki/Everything_You_Know_I­s_Wrong#Video

[CrawfordKieran]

quasimoto!!!

[enigmadroid]

This is the funniest effin thing I ever saw in my entire effin LIFE!!!

[RichardSpluge]

We used to fly blue laundry bags by filling them with hot air from a tuna can hanging from the bag filled with lighter fluid lit on fire the hot air bag floated and gave off a blue glow and the flame underneath was spooky . had an old lady call the cops once it made the papers in Hudson mass1965 ish I did not hear Fireside Theater until1969 while at private school in New Hampshire .

Anyone Else still alive and hiding at HCS?

[FeralLad]

Uhh, that would be a dry-cleaning bag filled with "Marsh-Gas", not "Mars Gas". The dry-cleaning bag trick was an actual government explanation of UFO sightings back in the Sixties...

[bassbob42]

@FeralLad They played a lot on words, with the mind filling in the blanks.

[stephanx]

Don't crush that dwarf...

[berrypossum]

Cox? Cox- there's a bunch of crows in here...

[mellotrongirl]

"...how to inform your wife, and others under your command". Classic! Right up there with "...despite weather & authorities".

[mellotrongirl]

The last reel in this vintage motion picture

Try the other spelling of "theater" (theatre) It may slip by Sony Music completely, unless they use the same variant spelling possibilities search engine like eBay does.

And in the case of syrup, substitute molasses in colder climates.

[375GTB]

Brought to you by AREA 51 Cleaners.....

They really..._Cen_ duh__uh__sored__!! (18 minutes)

Thank You, TRICKEY DICK, and now back to our morning movie...

Which already is in progess.....

[mellotrongirl]

this is no movie...this is real!

[robbbb4]

@mellotrongirl Which REEL?!

[dhinz23]

But syrup won't stop 'em!

[kinsmed]

How did these guys not get their own TV show?

[lukeloseth]

honey... they're in everybody's eggs.

[b4gm4n]

I have uploaded this and within hours was auto-tagged as being owned by Sony Music Entertainment and is blocked in Germany... i mean can this be true?

[HyaPowa]

Hard to believe, and so ridiculous that they would do that. I think it may have happened because the content of the video, was/is available in audio format on an album. Sorry this happened to you. Why? = Money.

[b4gm4n]

@HyaPowa yeah maybe just cash, it's amazing how they scanned it and cross-referenced it with their database of content so quickly, technology eh? hope they get those auto-captions working better for deaf people... good idea that, anyways i heard that one person who filmed this scene, maybe the sound man not sure, went on the work with Spielberg and the film ET :)

[JonasPlanck]

@b4gm4n you too, huh? Man, those Germans are serious about their copyright enforcement.

[tralbry]

I'm pretty sure it's marsh gas, not mars gas. Also it's not avoid all content. It's avoid all CONTACT.

[Izhmash47]

@tralbry they did that on purpose.

[bapyou]

Good lord! A stiff idiot is the worst kind!

[zoranest]

reminds me of bill hicks

[bdicat]

Just spoke to Phil, David and Peter, they approve

[taftchatham]

Maybe my favorite FST bit. As usual, the video is superfluous, but it's better than most of theirs, and furthers the premise somewhat.

Brilliant comedy writing.

[dullsvillain]

I laughed so hard my third eye fell out!

[bapyou]

General Curtis Goatheart! My favorite!

"Your brain may no longer be the boss!"

"Honey? They're in everybody's eggs!"

Ha ha ha ha ha! FST rule!