THE Chuck Norris Song

[ccorner1337]

Chuck Norris isn't real. If Chuck Norris was real he'd come into my house and slam my face into the keyboar Jasdhfaklsjdfha guhsuivabhwdvihgIUGVH

[coldcut10045]

Yoda was Chuck Norris' Padawan

[SuperGmoney66]

chuck norris dosent battle he lets you lose

[Xzibit160]

chuck norris once fought a sumo...the sumo is now known as the skeleton man

[apa1441]

he played in star wars the FORCE

[theReaper763]

chuck norris can hit a cuclops between the eye

[Freeskate50]

When Mark Zuckerberg made facebook he had a freind request from Chuck Norris ;D

[LewisObrien1]

@Freeskate50 Chuck norris is facebook.

[IamGingaNinja]

I don't understand where all the glory for Chuck Norris came from, but that's probably because he doesn't wwant me to. This is the guy who fathered Optimus Prime, Samus and Master Chief after all.

[jprudge1990]

Why people think Chuck Norris is so good in everything? If he was so good as people say, he would round-house-kick my door, enter on my room, and bang my head on the keyboargdfthfdgjgdfjhdfgjfgfjd­sdfjgscsdjkfdsjgfkgfbdshkgsdjf­vhffhbjvdjffbhvjffbvsdjfvbjfvh­sjfvvfsjvsfvsvbhsjfvsdbhjfvfbj­sfvbjvfvfsdbvfsdbhjvsdfbhjvsdf­bhsdfvhbjvkfsbvhjfsbhjvfhbjhbj­fvsdbhjfsdvhbjfvsdbhjfvsdfvhbf­vsfvfbhjksfvbhjfsfvbhfvskbfhvj­kvbhjk

[TheAQWers]

Uuh... Who cares I'm an emo kid.

[MythBustersist]

Einsteins theory States that Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick u yesterday

[bigbobsinthehouse]

Chuck Norris can speak chinese in russian

[muffinblaster]

just to piss off people " i disagree"

[Marinesofairsoft1121]

Chuck Norris never runs out of ammo because his guns are afraid to disspoint him.

[RJSnyper]

chuck norris once played ping pong... he glanced at his opponent his oponents's balls fell off and they then preceded to play

[TheMonkeyleague]

chuck norris tears cure cancer to bad he does not cry.

[TheMonkeyleague]

the devil went down to goergia because chuck norris took over hell for 2 weeks and told him to get the fuck out.

[MudaFudaProductions]

Chuck Norris Does'nt Read He Just Stares Out The Book Till It Tell's Him All He Want's To Know

[yeaough25]

Legit

[tdub585]

41 people got roundhouse kicked the fuck out!

[chaossonic9999]

Chuck Norris doesn't drive on the wrong side of the road.The road is on the wrong side of Chuck's car.

[Sambodiego]

Chuck Norris had a gas fueled orgy with a kenworth truck, 9 months later Optimus Prime was born!

[xx5FreeStyle5xx]

THIS COMMENT IS CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED

[tobias0brammer]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[Leppeshon]

once chuck norris ate 4 turtles & when he went to shi*t it came out The teenage mutant ninja turtles

[IceKiller159]

41 people will get roundhouse kicked straight to hell

[Rapforevr]

Chuck norris doesnt fight, he lets you loss

[kingofgoldfish]

chuck norris is so strong that even death is afraid to tell him hes been dead for 10 years

[sienihippi]

I am 12years boy from finland and i dont understand those words but i clicked "Like" becouse something said i should click it...

[jarred4043]

@sienihippi good man chuck would of killed you otherwise .....

[SkateZoranKulic]

this sucks

[234Assassin]

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

[toSTONEiGO]

I typed in chuck testacles

[mrtokigan]

Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim though land.

[tobiashawk8]

God sent jesus to repeal our sins, god then asked chuck to go down to earth and take our sins away

[ThirstySherman]

40 people got round house kicked in the face

[Grindrich666]

the one and only Chuck Norris-Song = Frontansicht - Chuck Norris

[kyleAustunSelvey]

what the fuck is up with the emo kid at 4:31

[iiTuckFard]

Chuck Norris Doesn't Call The Wrong Number. You Answer The Wrong Phone.

[belcourtdemon]

40 people got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris

[payback1237]

as a joke, chuck norris once pissed on the side of his freinds truck. that truck is now known as optimus prime

[Andorfax]

@payback1237 Really man?.. That was great! hahahah!

[NoSoup4uEVER]

Chuck Norris. Nuff' Said. 

[RaidonGaming]

Hes my hero

[xXNiTr0xKiNgXx]

The guy under said chuck norris is lame and his latest activity was 3 weeks ago :O

[TheWaynelds]

chuck norris is the lamest person ever.

[SovietLenin1]

@TheWaynelds Your gonna get roundhouse kicked sooner or later :/

[TheWaynelds]

@SovietLenin1 I'd rip chuck norris's heart out and make him eat it. Then i'd kick him in the vagina.

[SovietLenin1]

@TheWaynelds Yup... Your deffently gonna get roundhouse kicked...

[xCottonSwabx]

@TheWaynelds yes he is... compared to himself

[thetwocrazed]

i'd pay to get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

[imortalmoore]

@thetwocrazed totaly



[Remymartin0187]

Chuck norris has nothing on bruce lee

[xCottonSwabx]

@Remymartin0187 Bruce Lee is only an Asian spin off of Chuck Norris

[LordSperith]

I almost want to dislike this if it means Chuck Norris will take me down...

[Ep1cNinja]

chuck norris can read a book with no pages

[Chookenstein]

chuck norris is never on the bottom during sex because chuck norris never fucks up

[wahlao10]

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back

[NeoNitku2009]

40 peoples got kicked in face...

[angryman7667]

osama disliked this 39 times

[SovietLenin1]

@angryman7667 Can a ghost use computers? :O

[superfuntyme2]

@angryman7667 osamas dead hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck the taliban

[mw2fanXAX]

R.I.P 39 PEOPLE!!

[SovietLenin1]

@mw2fanXAX They wont rest in peace! Chuck Norris's stare kills ghosts!

[SovietLenin1]

*calls texas rangers* Hey, is this Texas rangers? Yeah i need help... I want to destroy the USA... Oh realy? YEAH PUT HIM ON THE JOB! *Him = Chuck Norris* Hehehe.... America is gonna be destroyed by their own secret weapon? Now wath do america have to defeat me? >:D

[agusting2174]

@SovietLenin1 chuck norris, he's not bored of us yet

[SovietLenin1]

@agusting2174 He will after time :D He is asigned to the mission >:D

[agusting2174]

@SovietLenin1 two things, zombie apcalypse, Bruce lee. You do the math

[SovietLenin1]

@agusting2174 Hmmm... Zombie Norris roundhouse bites Bruce Lee?

[agusting2174]

@SovietLenin1 actually, the complete opposite

[SovietLenin1]

@agusting2174 Zombie Lee roundhouse bites Chuck Norris? NOT POSSIBLE!

[SovietLenin1]

75% of his body wieght is his cock!

[tinfoilhatter]

these guys are brilliant! i'm subscribin!

[Crosscranks]

i heard the doctors only gave him to 2012 to live

[nekomimichan13]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

[Alicechan49]

0:32 good timing.

[TheDoglover23456]

this was based on the things chuck norris said 5 days ago

[888nazareno]

i kill 38 persons....

FOR CHUCK NORRIS!

[MrJst007]

Chuck Norris for president

[BlazeKillerGX]

Obama did not ask for Chuck Norris find Bin Laden because the Middle East map would disappear

[michaelmorinville]

lol guitar solo

[omegaprime06]

before meeting chuck norris the headless monks of dr who where just known as the monks

[ckkabramz]

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!

[tzmakis]

Chuck Norris' Auntie gave birth to him, Noone dared to fuck his mom

[cjvs1604]

Chuck Norris hit the dislike button 38 times just because he can. Go on, ask him why.

[ARcodeworld]

Song Win.

Gutair solo Fail

[the1guy2]

Osama is already dead man

[ImaBeast4688]

This song sucks!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFatFondler]

@ImaBeast4688 just like your mom

[TheSchrob1]

@ImaBeast4688 you suck

[ckkabramz]

@ImaBeast4688 chuck norris is gona roundhouse kick u in the face!

[michaelmorinville]

@ImaBeast4688 your mom's dick

[surfinburd825]

the song is good the guitar solo kinda brings the song down a little

[Verby30cheese]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

[sacrifice194]

Humm I wander if chuck norris is HARDCORE!

[kilokloX]

@sacrifice194,

He's Whatever he wants!!!

[COOKIESAIYAN]

awesomeness

[LordGoumis]

Nice. Now re-record it with your guitar in tune this time.

[jennische4208]

some times i think of how chuck norris must feel like being the most loved man in the world,ya know? knowing about all these jokes about him.

[jennische4208]

Here is some of my faverite chuck norris jokes- #1(i came up with this one myself) chuck norris once walked into a haunted house and scared away all the ghosts. #2 the first man in outer space was roundhouse kicked by chuck norris. #3 if you want to see all of chuck norris's enemys,check the extinced spieces list.

[votw843]

this song should be in a gay porno

[epicchezburgers1234]

chuck norris died 20 yrs ago death is just too afraid to tell him

[eeasycompany101st]

@epicchezburgers1234 my name is DEATH and im not afraid its just chuck norris beats my ass everytime i come close...

[booza650]

@epicchezburgers1234 Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

[epicchezburgers1234]

@booza650 lol

[SovietLenin1]

@epicchezburgers1234 Tell me... W-w-wath would happen if h-he told him?

[TheSlycoop01]

They got their facts wrong! 70% of Chuck Norris's weight is his beard.

[loveanimeforeverlife]

the 34 people who disliked this went missing the next second

[xzpoler]

@loveanimeforeverlife 35

[smileyking96]

@loveanimeforeverlife *Nanosecond.

[534rooster]

@loveanimeforeverlife *ahem* 40

[Geraldo90814]

chuck norria aproves

[sfizstr]

Chuck Norris would've canned Laden's ass years ago.

[TheDudekius]

BEST SONG EVER!

[SuperCarava]

EPIC



[EuromanMovieReport]

Most manly song ever created.

[MrsMidnight940]

i love how they keep refering to his dick xD

[oOAngelNitkuOo]

Chuck Norris died 15 years ago... also the death not have courage for leave he...

[EATMYBASS100]

if chuck Norris was a Priest he could round house the blind to see again

[funnyzach47]

in soviet russia chuck norris is still chuck norris

[Kieranjames71]

Chuck norris doesnt carry guns for protection, guns carry him

[EnterTameMent]

Which ones faster the left hand or right hang NEITHER HIDDEN FIST

[minxboi1]

chuck dosent watch tv tv watches him

[TehDarkBlood]

CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS

[Arthos455]

@TehDarkBlood then why are u watching it dumbass?

[GhostLinkSC]

@Arthos455 he can't reply to you he's already dead!

[Arthos455]

@GhostLinkSC D=

[M32Nade]

@TehDarkBlood If you Think Chuck Norris sucks, please refer back toward 0:24 , Thank you.

[TehDarkBlood]

@M32Nade i dont care he cant kill a fly

[oOAngelNitkuOo]

@TehDarkBlood If he sucks you is in lv infinite of badass... you is anoying...

[MaximusFantasius]

Some people said ,that chuck norris doesn't exist,those people are now dead ;)

[gkwatk]

Chuck Norris doesnt listen to music, music listens to him.

[adonys10]

Chuck Norris does not have a theme song.But an orchestra of painful yells after he leaves a city.

[hellyer3]

Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm, he has little white ninjas.

[Mitsulevski]

chuck norris doesn't watch videos on youtube...he controlls it

[ROBBOBMc]

BEST... SONG... EVER.

[supergi9]

33 people got rounhoased kicked

[willmarano2]

the uzi is chuck norris' gun...that means its gods gun to

[PSfreak321]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[ldjkennedytea]

the world ends

when chuck norris is done with it

[mansonfan383]

every night death checks his closet for chuck norris

[ZPeaceMaker74]

chuck norris causes super novas by thinking of fire

[Deathsword23]

chuck norris once had sex with a trailer,6 months l8ter optomus prime was born

[Bodybuddha]

lmfao potato sacks them ahahahahahha

[jeffreygoodfellow]

i love chuck norris

[CTmera]

Chuck Norris once walked down a road with a massive erection. There were no survivors...

[jmmlmsabc]

¡ooʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇɥƃıɹ uɐɔ ı lol

[0013VProductions]

@jmmlmsabc How do you write upside down?

[payback1237]

chuch norris. no explaination needed

[jjtda]

Chuck Norris doesn't use wood 2 wipe his ass, he uses cheese grater toilet paper.

[ausroar]

chuck noris already knows about this, and he will come, kick ur ass :D

[fred55556]

i disagree

[mrpenguinrape]

chuck norris was born 1 day before ww2 ended coincedence i think not

[Dustinlfugate]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chargersrok52]

@Shadzzz44179

Okays he's beast:D

[shadzzz441791]

My girlfriend was born on Chuck Norris's birthday. Because of this, she wears the pants in the relationship.

[bears547]

Ikr I don't get it

[chargersrok52]

I just don't like Chuck Norris that much.. They say he's the best, but why? WHY!?! Whats so cool about that random Texas guy?

[shadzzz441791]

@chargersrok52 He's turning 71 on Thursday and he's STILL a buffed ass martial artist.

[zx0luke0cv]

@shadzzz441791 He doesn't age, which means thats not very impressive at all

[shadzzz441791]

@zx0luke0cv But on his birthday, Chuck Norris blesses every newborn child with less than 1 percent of his awesomeness.

[FriedChickenTF2]

@chargersrok52 Have you considered the facts?

[MrNarcko]

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

chuck norris can make fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together

[7blueblood]

chuck norris supplements his already substantial income by selling his beard trimmings to the local police department to be used as bullet proof vests

[HeyStephenEffer]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[alexbeast14]

OMG!! OMG!! I heard Chuck Norris drowned a fish today!!

[alexbeast14]

OMG!! OMG!! I heard Chuck Norris drowned a fish today!!

[mrjasonvalentine8]

chuck norris  played russion roulette with an ak-47 and won >:)

[raterthegamer]

There are only 2 things that can cut diamonds: chuck norris's beard, and other diamonds.

[payback1237]

@raterthegamer what you mean is chuck norris's beard and justin biebers singing

[mysticdarkrai135]

chuck norris won a pokemon card battle...

with a yu gi oh card

[aabboo12345]

chuck norris can shoot 21 guns... with 1 pinky at once.