Shit White People Say to Asians

[1122ares]

Poster of this video: I'm being serious. Is it offensive to say to a Chinese girl: I love your hair, I wish mine was so straight"? I said this to a freind and she didn't seem offended. She took it as a compliment, in fact. From your point of view, is it rude?

[1122ares]

"Oh my God... Kim Jeong Il died, I'm so sorry." Lol!!

[theBNHeard1221]

Ok, I gotta say this pretty accurate, hear it all the time...and im almost fully black...

[MissAppleicious]

ahhahahahahaha god that's gold. love the other one too :)

[SevenBeautyFullDays]

OH MY GOD! YOU GO TO STANFORD!

[nicolek1996]

"Ohhh ching chong ling long ting clong!" Brb DYING.

[alwaysknowingit13]

"You're my favorite Asian!"

[slimjimzquinn27]

How do you get into the asian-american female psyche so well? HOW?!

Good job and THANK YOU

[xxxgzdrxxx]

SPOT ON hahaha "Can you tell eachother apart?" HAHAHAHA all the time!

[PauhovXiong]

Holyyyyyy crap these are all TRUE!! ahahaha

[traemelodeath]

so basicly (sumed up from many videos) if ur a minority and common sence infleuences your actions, you act white. . . thats good to know now where did i put my bandana

[iP0dTut0rialz]

story of my life.

[Tsutchino]

This is kinda true. :P

[JiNuWiNe]

I lost it at "so is it like hard for u guys guys to tell each other apart?" and "do u guys see wide screen?".

I busted my balls laughing.

[autobot42]

they forgot the karaoke stereotype :P

[TheBUCKSHOT007]

@liekabauz I don't know what I sad but what every it was It probly was stupid just like everything els I say. sorry man. I am about to go back to highschool soon cuz I switched to a different highschool for two and a half years and I'm switching back so I'v been out of school for about two months.

[TheBUCKSHOT007]

@loanna1224 sorry man I fucked up.

[cosmiccandy]

OMG, I HATE the "where you from? No, where you really from?" question. I get that ALL THE TIME and I'm black.

This was so funny though!!

[jo05151987]

i was hoping you`d throw the math help and the Asian alcohol glow in there, and ya did!lol

[Fayyeasmin]

Haha im half korean and half filipino. Is tht good or bad? Haha

[jenn06807]

So are half Asians good or bad? :)

[sodaandjuice123]

loved the last part



[IAmMusicallyObsessed]

... I'm white, and I'm friends with a good amount of Asians (I won't say a lot, because i don't really know how many that would represent) and I don't think I've ever said one of these... ever... >.>

[charyeen94]

you forgot "how do you say my name in _______?"

i get this one ALL THE TIME

[kellypamely]

God so true!!!!XD

[duckcluck123]

Hahahahahaha

[earlymorningmist]

I've heard almost all of these

[InsidersHealthTV]

On Shit Health Snobs Say, the junk food slap down is the whip! Poor Mickey D’s!

[ofelixdacat]

You forgot "Do you speak English?"

[CutestKittyChannel]

sooo funny

[SuperLoveyahh]

lol this thing relates to me but I love being Asian XD

[kumbakaaa]

Actually , have u met the guy from the bad side of Korea so far in your life?

[lishnewmo2008]

Oh your from Korea? The good side or the bad side? I get that all the time! Or they don't know what korea is!

[lolface111234]

Omg I get that "nagyen?? Nagien??? Oohhhhh Nguyen pronounced win. Are u related to __________" crap all the time

[foundprophet84]

I showed my white friend a picture of me and a group of Asians and then the first thing he said was,"That's a nice picture of your family." And then I explained, "No, they're my friends."

[silverwalls]

Relating to everything. And I'm only half Asian. :I

[cataubawoman]

The best gifts come in small packages.

[PBlackGolfTv]

Can you help me with this math problem?

[EvieE1002]

LMAO!

[peachyanimefreak]

LOL my lifeeee

[ShatteredDiscoBall]

OH MY GOSH, I DIED. SO TRUE.

[KailaKinzzLovesChuu]

Lol the cursing in Chinese part is so true xD

[MisterSnig]

I LOVE. FOE.

[minamaplefan]

you forgot starcraft :D

[Nucci604]

you drive a Honda ?

[Strykaa2000]

So...are you Chinese or Japanese?

[negativelypostive]

Haha I watched this in orchestra class...

[bellaanima17]

this video maid we LOL.. oh my, great video :)

[Luigidonatello4]

why do asians wear funny wigs?

[FuckeryFairy]

"but half asians...OH MY GAAWD" lol his face when he said that

[brittdvn230]

bahahaha funniest part "do u guys see widescreen" sooo elfin funny

[My12Fav]

Lol. Agreed. It always amuses me when someone says they can tell the difference between Asian people.

[bunzzyjump]

funnnyy

[33dogluva]

People do that to me! They say I am Chinese but I am Mongolian. They always say how can you tell each other apart and oh why are you so smart and how to cuss in Mongolian and what their name is in mongolian

[JayneWise347]

I hate how people are asking me questions like this! I'm Philippino. NOT CHINESE. They make fun of how Asians look at my school, I'm sick of it!! I'm gonnna kick some white Mexican ass at school!!

[XplaneZroman]

do you guys see widescreen. i almost died

[jmeryllman]

I'm from the Philippines, and I can't count how many times I've been told "Do you speak Asian?". I've also been told " Do you speak Chinese?"

[gemajojo]

ofcourse you go to stanford, you're asian. ahahahahahhaha

[slaroya10]

Yup, if I went to Stanford, my last name was Nguyen, and I was Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese then I would have probably had 100% of these things said to me. LOL.

[4LoveOfDance]

I go to UCSD. 60% asian school = hearing all these jokes on a daily basis. Haha.

[pichu4850]

lmaoaoaoaoa oh man

[Nertrender]

Kim Jong Il dies I am sorry

[butterflyb1996]

wow is this really what Asians have to deal with ? i would shoot myself

[imasianwhatnow]

" japanese and chinese.same thing." that comment almost made me flip the table xD

[fridayknite]

What about half asians? D8

[stephh1228]

Lololol I'm Asian and this video is SO legit xD

[Sparrowstone]

Now we just need a Shit White Weaboos Say.

[nepaliktty]

i'm asian and i gotta agree about the half asians

[heyitskristie]

You forgot "du ma"

[sherylful]

"Oh you're from Korea? The good side or the bad side..?" Haha always get this question!

[thehumblepacifican]

Wide screen Eyes! with subtitles..

[beabercj]

Do you get asked "Why are you dressed like a woman?"

[jujucheer]

THIS IS SO TRUE xD

[ZweetxPeace]

omg... the nguyen part is so accurate. I get that all the time

[helenkitty23]

My life at 0:58

[1122ares]

"Oh my God, Kim Jeong Il died... I'm so sorry."

[thrgirlinthehall]

Apparently, you have to be white to say shit. Aren't you being the racist one then?

[katherinemuahaha]

@thrgirlinthehall take a chillaxitive :L

[FightsRightsAlways]

2 white guys asked my friend,what are Japanese or Chinese?

my friend,no i'm Filipino

white guy-what's the difference,you all look the same(no offence)

me- it's sad that your conformable with your own stupidity

[buggybear77]

hahahahahahahahahaha, I get that all the time. Im an Asian Canadian male

[saraity3]

"Do you guys see wide screen?" LOL never heard that one before.

[britttanyx3]

Omg, this is accurate.

[TheIronMcC123456]

lol i saw almost all this ahahaha

[rc3796]

the kim jong ill joke had me weak

[tifarae]

Oh wow. I never knew people said all that to Asians, it's just as bad as when they talk to black people. People need to think before they talk though because they sound so dumb when they ask those questions.

[yellowfuzzysox]

And..when they ask you are you chinese or japanese...im like no..and they're like asian?

[MrJustinbilyeu]

not funny man.. nothing original what so ever.

[BijonMustard]

SHIT RICH KIDS SAY

[NippleOfNippon]

キム・ジョンナムそっくり

[TheDeviltrace]

ohhhhhh.....that awkward moment when you realize 5 minutes later that the blonde dude's the same guy as the asian dude....ㅠㅠ'

[TheDeviltrace]

"Oh my god, Kim Jong Il died......I'm so sorry." omg i'm LOLing my butt off

[SWETV1]

@TheDeviltrace SHIT PEOPLE SAY TOO BLACKS IT OUT CHECK MY CHANNEL OK!

[fs1pilot]

And of course, only white people found this shit funny

[mihail9988]

All asians understand you seriously i never say shit like that to non asians even im asian

[perivt]

Okay, so I'm Vietnamese. I'm having a conversation with my friends and I say, "Yeah, I'm Asian..." Then one of my friends said, "Wait! I thought you were Vietnamese!"

In my head: No comment...

[RoyaleInliner]

I want to move to a place where I (a super pale person) am considered a minority and make a video like this. And please tell me you wear that wig everywhere you go, it's amazing!

[TheOtterotter]

what's with that half asian:??

[360Gummy]

Oh ching Chong ling long ting tong AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mellieaw]

i'm half asian hehe :)

[Ammshaabamm]

This is more like what white washed asians say to asian asians;p

[Zealousy00]

@Ammshaabamm wut? They're both asian. What the hell is an asian asian?

[mvsloves]

@Zealousy00 I think he/she means that an "asian asian" is FOB. Whereas a "white washed asian" has, of course, been Americanized.

[AziAnPersuazion7]

"Oh you're from Korea? The good side or.. the bad side..?"

People ask me this. Every single flippin day.

[iLoveTaylorL13]

TWINKIE. HAHAHAHA

[HeyThereBearNails]

HAHAHA this is GOLD.

Nuh-goo-en? XD

[MizCaro]

"No, where are you really from?" LOL Love it! A few times people haven't quite understood that I was actually born in Detroit, MI...How clear do I have to make it to you that yes, I was born an American citizen! Also, got the "What's the difference between Chinese and Japanese?" question...Hmm, well they're different countries, with different cultures, language, history...!!! People make me laugh, and so did this! Thanks!

[Panahgah1985]

@MizCaro ;

Of course people must realize that since you were born and raised in States, then you obviously are an American. US and Canada are very multicultural countries. And that's the good thing about them. 

[RoyaleInliner]

"Oh my god, Kim Jong-il died...I'm so sorry." It takes a lot for me to laugh, but that was great.

[Catcarp8]

"chinese and japanese same thing" lol i've totally said that before

[Panahgah1985]

@Catcarp8 ;

Chinese and Japanese are very different in terms of culture, language and manner. They don't even look quite the same. I'm sorry to say this, but I should also admit that Japanese are way politer than Chinese. Chinese, however, maybe more moral and authentic than Japanese.

[hirokodinotaku]

Omg ur at Stanford!

[Carnavas93]

when i tell people i'm half Thai they either say "oh taiwan?" or insist on making a bangkok joke *facepalm*

[BlockBoi650]

funny, but shot soooo shitty... c'mon, you go to stanford, you know how to focus.

[EThallch]

u forgot white people always talk about our penis :'(

[Momoko002]

When my white friends come over: "OMG! YOU SOUND SO FUNNY WHEN YOU TALK IN YOUR LANGUAGE!"

[moneyparade]

I'm in a all boys catholic school with 90% of them are white and this is what they all say to me

[JapAmerican126]

@moneyparade Story of my life.

[AntuanFoSho]

@moneyparade So you're saying all the guys call you a exotic looking Chinese girl with very big boobs at your all boys catholic school, interesting.

[moneyparade]

@AntuanFoSho If you aren't ignorant or rather retarded, i meant all the quotes such as the Kim Jong Il one and some other, you thinking about Asians in general. If someone said yeah this is what they tell me at my all boys school and you make attention hungry comments about all the quotes in this video that was targeted to female viewers? Think outside the box for once and cool story

[nordic97mist]

@moneyparade Hey this is Antuan, I think you're quite mad at me. I'm sorry your self esteem is the size of the dislike bar, I'll make extra sure to "Think outside the box" because I do enjoy myself some Taco Bell from time to time. Love you Exotic Chinese girl with big breast.

[schliepsiek]

ive had so many people ask me if i was asian....im mexican .-.

[TheYvonnep]

"you like yellow in the outside but white in the inside" LMAO

[mclmouse]

I've been called a twinkie before. =.= THIS IS LEGIT!!

[dannielpreto]

I know both Thai Boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I ain't even Asian 

[OT5AlwaysDB5K]

im asian and i live in holland and most of the time ppl say to me is ..... WOW UR dutch is SOO GOOD. and im like DOH im BORN HERE

[doyouwannacookiee]

I'm viet. When people ask me "Where are you from?" I say, "New Jersey."

[kirlia759]

Half Asians... OH MY GOD

[ponchandra]

I like this.

[deeaxident]

Another one, "LOL you're eating rice! it's funny cos you're asian"

[jonathan3sk]

I bet you guys get along with indians cause they use to be chinese. they come from asia

[SushiMeSoraya]

Omg half Asians... hahaha story of my life!

[slevinlindsay]

guys, you forgot: "do you eat rice?" & "do you eat cats & dogs?" - the latter sometimes not even posed as a question but a statement.

[Nathanthefool1]

one guy said to me "are you asian or chinese?"

[bennettwildfire]

@Nathanthefool1 hahaa, how did you respond to that?

[Nathanthefool1]

@bennettwildfire i sign then walk away

[Panahgah1985]

@Nathanthefool1 ;

I'm not racist, but I should admit that many Chinese people specially the Cantonese types are so rude and a bit cold inside.

[Panahgah1985]

@Nathanthefool1 ;

Sorry to say this, but you people really need to know what other minorities think about you. It's time to realize the truth. In the bottom line I should say that not all Chinese are the same, but unfortunately many of them seem rude and impolite.

[Nathanthefool1]

@Panahgah1985 there rude people in every race dont be racist and like what you said YOU! really need to know what other minorities think about you. not all chinese are rude and no im not chinese

[Panahgah1985]

@Nathanthefool1 ;

Calm down dude. I didn't mean to make any offense. However, it's about time to be a bit more straight forwarded about each other weaknesses. Of course there is no such thing as perfect culture and every single culture does have its own strengths as well as weaknesses. The major weakness of Chinese culture is obviously a visible impoliteness. You either like it or not. This is the characteristic and attribute that many minorities think about Chinese people.

[Nathanthefool1]

@Panahgah1985 damn you got all mature on me i give up you win XD

[shannondangc]

oh vietman? my dad fought in that war! lmao i hear it all the time

[JappyChan]

this video is so much nguyen (win) xD

[xxxforevernalwaysxxx]

Yes totally the same!

Girl: I think I got chinese eyes

*I hear... whilst doing my work*

Girl: OMG, why do I keep saying it in front of asians?

They assume I'm chinese and I have double eye lids. lol.

[darklyresplendentone]

OMG, this is freakin' hilarious!! This is the best video of this series trend that I've seen so far. ::dies laughing::

[PhilipLemoine]

OHHHHH CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG



[samkbadd]

haha considering i work with asians and im white this shit is so damn funny.

[COWPal876]

Lmao, I have been talked to like that so many times in my life. This shit is hilarious. :D

[MrCountCoCoaFang]

What the Phȏ!!

[neveragain956]

so friggin accurate

[belindakan]

of course I went to Stanford....funny sh!t

[gaojiweibing]

omg, u look just like mychonny

[Zuthilios]

You forgot "Oh you're from Hong Kong/China/Korea ... so do you speak Japanese?"

[thevicousewok]

When he said "are you from the good side or the bad side of Korea?I have said that to a guy before lol!!!he said he was korean,and my first thought was to say"NORTH OR SOUTH?!?!?!"

[Momilli101]

Do you go to Stanford?

[starocean247]

Somewhere inside my thoughts I'm laughing so hard even though I'm asian xP

[Wolfsrain90]

Accurate.

[felixshengyang]

so you're from korea? the good side or... the bad side? lmao haha

[felixshengyang]

i cant believe i just saw this for the first time

[nicolek1996]

Ching chong ching chong ling long brb. *Dying*