Prime Minister Elections: Official Results, Utubia 2008

[cojones2000]

22 year old female wanting to play with a bad? boy msn me or profile u

[davidbr6]

v my pusssy is wet g

[UtubiaPresident]

Excellent job, folks.

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[4DRY4N]

congrats eligarf. A.D.

[utubia1party]

He's workign on the new channel - utubiaprimeminister. have u been there yet?

[krazykizza]

I got no votes :(

[UtubiaPresident]

Sorry to hear that. Did you campaign much, ask anyone directly to vote? Maybe the community needs to get to know you better. Seems that other candidates were more recognizeable.

[krazykizza]

yah. i dont have a video with me in it! due to the fact me being 15 lol. also because i do not feel that asking people directly is the right approach it puts people on the spot; and i would not want that doing to me.

[utubia1party]

Well, get cracking on those videos. Or some other way to continue your community involvement. That is, if you want to eventually get elected. If not, you can always go it at your own pace. You seem to be more laid-back. For 15, that's cool.

[krazykizza]

Yeah... im not good on camera. How come i give you the approach that time laid back?

[UtubiaPresident]

I only siad that because of the commetn you made. it was another way of saying what you stated.

[krazykizza]

kai kai :)

my Bday today woo im 16 yay

[UtubiaPresident]

Wow. I can't remember that age. What am I saying? Yes I can! have a good one!

[slippereal]

my candidate won! Eli rules!

[utubia1party]

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[filmaddict818]

my availability

[UtubiaPresident]

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We rock!

[krazykizza]

because hardly any are in that catagory :P

[UtubiaPresident]

Ah that watchdog. just like Donald Duck or the Chipmunks.

[UtubiaPresident]

Thanks for watching!

[UtubiaPresident]

Nice to hear from you InterG.

[UtubiaPresident]

Thanks for watching Supremo.

[rexstalin]

I would like to table a motion of " No confidence"

[goodirectioNseWseEdS]

denied due to lack of details on your channel.

[UtubiaPresident]

If you were a known member of the community or an officer, then we could go forward. Perhaps you can participate some more, then resubmit your bold motion.

[rexstalin]

This whole channel wreaks of bullshit, face it you stand for nothing, you invited me in on this charade, it signifies nothing, what the hell are you trying to achieve, christ knows, it's not even funny.

[utubia1party]

You're enitled to your opinion. But if you make that remark about the community, how many videos have yuo watched?

In any case, I'm so glad you came out against us *adds to the list*

[utubiapresident]

[rexstalin]

List me under " back bench rebel" :)

[UtubiaPresident]

Ok, as long as this whole outfit an still "wreak of bulls**t"

BTW, our new Minister of Youtube B.S. is channel Gigolo8. He would love to hear your feedback.

[rexstalin]

where can I find him? he souns all right.

[UtubiaPresident]

I've been writing comments but at times, they disappear.

he has his own channel - gigolo8

[rexstalin]

was way ahead of you, sorry....

[sistermoonshine13]

Thank you Holdin for all your counting 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all good people go to where.......:)))

[UtubiaPresident]

In cyberspace all good people go to Utubia.

[sistermoonshine13]

LOL!!!Yes they do!!!

[sistermoonshine13]

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!CONGRATS ELI:)))The first PM of Utubia!!! This is so exciting:))))You will be spectacular!!!

[javalu882005]

Eligarf for Prime Minister !!!!!

[UtubiaPresident]

Elections are over. He's already the Minister. ;7)

[javalu882005]

ow actually i am congratulating. arrr, i see lol. i did make it look wrong =)

[PappyStu]

Good to "see" you holding....

[enjoythevoyage]

Did you get my message, Pappy???

[PappyStu]

yes answered same the message and comment system is goofy this am

[desertjournalonline]

I noticed that too. Maybe its outside interference from the dark forces.

[UtubiaPresident]

Internal workings of the gootube - can be influence by the dark side... yet the jedi can use them to his advantage.

[UtubiaPresident]

Am goofy this am too.

Are we speaking in that Utubian code system again?

[chopchob1]

hey hahaha i dont know what s hapen or if it s done like that but the video voice is speeeeeeeeedddd i cannot understand the words sure..its like donald duck sound..well i will try later. hahaha is it a joke? but thanks to send me it bye..

[HoldinCoffee]

Hi, what you're hearing is what you will hear each and every time you watch this video. This video is NO joke. It is... well, serious/fun, to quote our esteemed president. If you hit refresh and watch it, like, sixty times, it'll get easier to understand.

[UtubiaPresident]

Ah that Donald Duck!

[chopchob1]

sixty time ???,, this is a great joke...hahah.and its finaly more fun than serious but i like this way even if i dont play it sixty times long..sorry..but fun intentions.. bye

[UtubiaPresident]

R u trying to say the other videos are no fun? :-(

[chopchob1]

of course i think it can be fun. the other vid?, i dont know. i gonna have a look right now..bye

[enjoythevoyage]

PS-that ppolitical speech is the best I have heard in a long time!LOL!

[UtubiaPresident]

Indeed!

[enjoythevoyage]

ongratulations and best wishes to Eli! Also commndationso the Utubia President for pulling this off! Great job! Long live Utubia! The best man won--(notice I did not say woman)!LOL! May peace andf love permeate Utubia forever! BTW, ALL candidates are winners and special people and I would love to have them as PM as well!

[eligarf]

hey Dickens. thank you for YOUR participation. we are all on the same planet riding this spaceshipeARTh to... where are we taking this big boat to?

wherever the destination, and whatever the origin, can't we all get along!?!?

peace and thank yous! ~eLi G.

[enjoythevoyage]

Speaking very honestly here, as I always do, there really are some people with whom we cannot get along! It is naive to think othewise! Sorry, just my two cents. I cannot get along with animal or people or earth abusers and I cannot tolerate arrogance and phoniness! They are all red flags for me!

[UtubiaPresident]

As for that comment, it is true, especially in the real physcial world. Facing reality is a necessity if we are truly to develop upon solutions. Then we can gradually implement them here, as we are doing!

[YCoriginals]

Congratulations eLi!! you're the man to bring peace to this troubled world, and please introduce free piano lessons and back rubs for all, respect brudder:))

[UtubiaPresident]

Bringing peace, we can all cooperate on that.

[UtubiaPresident]

Can't we get along? Yes let's try. We will if we try. But we must define "we" as we, us. We are the utubians.

We must never insist that we are them. They are not Utubians. Make them say they are Utubians and they are us, then they will lash out against us all the more.

I am trying to explain so we can have SOLIDARITY. On the other video, 13thDimension commented on the subject of US VS. THEM.

[magicgurl7]

good stuff!

[UtubiaPresident]

Nice to hear from you magicgurl. Thanks for your involvement!

[citizenkong]

I can not understand chipmunks.

[UtubiaPresident]

Sorry. Maybe we can have a compilation series of non-sped regular video for those speed-hearing impaired.

Is there a call for doing this? Show of hands?

[chrysalidechrysalide]

CongartstoPrimeMinisterGarf!

[UtubiaPresident]

Hail Prime Minister.

[Minniver]

Congratulations eligarf! You'll make a fine Prime Minister :)

[UtubiaPresident]

I'm trusting he will. Let's get the interesting stuff happening.

[JazzyLemmon]

Utubia is United

[UtubiaPresident]

Unity for Utubia ~ subscribe utubia1party new group channel.

[UtubiaPresident]

I look forward to working with Utubia Prime Minister ELIGARF and serving Utubia together. We will accomplish the clearly spectacular vision of community globally and creatively.

First order of business is to complete our Consititution, so that more eager people can formally enter the united group.

[UtubiaPresident]

Official announcement *putting on my official cap* Utubians should take a moment to ongradulate themselves for expanding the communty in the past month. We doubled in size and kicked off our second year in style.

I want to thank HoldinCoffe again, as one of the founders, we can count on. I want to thank all those who voted and who ran as candidates.

At this time, I officially confirm that ELIGARF channel is our new Prime Minister.

[SuicideFriendly]

Congrats to EliG

[Fringe111]

Cool beans lol

[UtubiaPresident]

I am also double checking the voters channels, since I'm not immediately familiar with all of them. Each individual may only have counted as one vote, no matter how many times the commented or signed in from multiple channels. Gabeesh?

I think its understood and logical, although it would be my duty to state it outright, in no uncertain terms.

[bludolf]

cheers to the new PM.

[UtubiaPresident]

Nice to hear from you bludolf. Did you ever get my message from 2 weeks ago?

[bludolf]

?, nope!

Having loadsa probs with my messages inbox! - several people have sked the same!

Please resend buddy.

[slippereal]

youtube mail is worse than ever before. i'll send you a message about it.

[bludolf]

what message?

[slippereal]

it was a joke sorry hee hee

[UtubiaPresident]

search YOUTUBE CURSE. for a laugh.

[UtubiaPresident]

I've listened to the video and the results. And I would like to verify the numbers before I extend my congrats.

Afterwhich, if everything is copasetic, I will make the official gesture to swear in the new Prime Minister. We will have to come up with some kind of inauguration ceremony in the future, but I will post an official video stating as much.

The Prime Minister will be free to start operations on the official channel and upload any initial speech video(s).

[UtubiaPresident]

Commendable effort Agent and Elec. Commissioner HoldinCoffee!!

[medicinesocks]

eli's comin:^D =^..^=

[ItsMyOtherAccount]

cooooooooooooooool;-)

[filmaddict818]

nailbiting election?? Sounded like (Excuse the language) Nailbiting Erection!!

[UtubiaPresident]

lol

[NetzDriverZ]

YEAH!!!!!!!

ELIGARF!!!!

[DarkLaddy]

Lol... It sounds like Alvin haha :)

[UtubiaPresident]

Thanks for watching Darkladdy!

[kalacaw]

Congratulations Eligarf! I'm glad I saw that comment, since I couldn't understand the video. I'm sorry! I still watched, though! I got the peace sign part. :)

[UtubiaPresident]

Nice to hear from you kalacaw!

[kalacaw]

Oh, you're in my heart more often than I tell you. I just flashbacked to a party in Manhattan, in fact. There was a clock on the wall. B&W vid? I can't remember, but I was at that party. Somebody was smoking a cigarette -- a woman. Yes. Now I remember.

[UtubiaPresident]

? is that from a movie?

[kalacaw]

That was from one of your videos. Wasn't that yours? Maybe I'm losing it.

[UtubiaPresident]

Well it WAS from a moive then! lol

[kalacaw]

I never know if I'm right about these things, or just losing my mind. Of course, one condition does not preclude the other. ;-)

[utubia1party]

Ya never know. Should we send in the whacko psychiatrists squad?

[kalacaw]

I'm not above seeing a whacko psychiatrist!

[UtubiaPresident]

I'm sure you're not above it, but are you beyond it?

[londonpenda]

This sounds like the politicians we have over here....

You can't understand a bloody word they're saying;)

[UtubiaPresident]

That is the most cynical I have ever heard on this page. Great statement!

[joey0028]

is there a group created for Utubia? i am getting all sorts of vids now in my faves but if they were in a group i could just go straight to them!! thanx, please let me know! xjoeyx

[UtubiaPresident]

Joey.. you mean one of those YTgroup things? There is, i just have to find it. It hasn't been used in awhile. YT-Groups are not so functional, I'm afraid.

[yafanna3]

something must be wrong with my computer. the audio is coming through at a high speed, like a chipmonk. Several of them have.

[1iFbYLand2ifBYc4KIDS]

i like your poem; thank you!

[kingdomthrone]

who are you and why did you send me a stupid video?

[DecentralizedTommy]

before you call any video stupid, you ought to make yopur own video, first. Show us your mad skills, than we can decide if your opinion on anything, is remotely valid, because right now- given the fact that you dont even know who is in your YT friends list, your opinion on matters = ZERO :P

[1iFbYLand2ifBYc4KIDS]

i say because oFreedomovaspeeechamunda!

call it any thing you want, just baxitup!

~eLi G.

[kingdomthrone]

I'm sorry, what was that? All I read is "blah blah blah I'm a wanker"

[goodirectioNseWseEdS]

you can read! congratulations and flatulations!

[kingdomthrone]

wow...another smartass youtube comment. I bet your a real killer with the ladies...

[DecentralizedTommy]

I bet your not, since you think in two dimensional terms, I'm sure "the ladies" see right through you.

[UtubiaPresident]

You tell em. I always wonder why some people like to criticize videos yet they never make any. Oh wait, thats the career of the critic anyhow.

[UtubiaPresident]

I disagree, kingdomthrone. It is an intelligent video. You're invited to the group, probably why someone sent you the video.

[desertjournalonline]

SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! WE WANT A SPEECH!!! (from Eligarf)

[desertjournalonline]

When is inauguration day and should I wear a toga?

[eligarf]

EVERY day is inauguration day. if i ever screw up, there is no 4 year waiting period to get rid of an idiot.

[enjoythevoyage]

LOL!

[UtubiaPresident]

*looking for speech video* we'll be waiting for that one. On UtubiaPrimeMinister channel, I presume!

[UtubiaPrimeMinister]

preparing it now.

[utubia1party]

The People wait in anticipation...

[owneroftheinternet]

Congrats Eligarf!

[hondo1188]

i want to be Eli's body guard!

[DumDumShow]

Congrats to Eligarf and all who were involved!!!

[losthills]

Right on, Comrade Eli. I recommend appointing Annie Canada as Secretary of State, and Slippereal as Secretary of Cool.....

[UtubiaPresident]

Losthills, I appreciate your suggestion. Let's look into this motion. It sounds very positive.

There are several videos about other offices. have you seen them?

[Raxer417]

Alright, COOL ^_^,

[CliffBetweenTheLines]

Fantastic Eli! Looking forward to a wonderful term!

[UtubiaPresident]

Thanks for watching Cliff...!

[HoldinCoffee]

Prime Minister Eligarf, CONGRATULATIONS on a fine campaign. Well~wishes throughout your term as Prime Minister and ALWAYS.

[desertjournalonline]

Okay, muster Utubians who are awake, let's see your comments and congratulations for the first Utubian PM, Eligarf!

[UtubiaPresident]

That's what i say. but its more direct, if you just go to the new official channel.

[AVDJ]

way to go, eligarf!

[UtubiaPresident]

There's a good sport AVDJ. Keep in touch, you're wanted in one of the collabs launching soon.

[AVDJ]

cool, man. I talked to eli on the phone yesterday, and he is doing great. I am sure he will make a cool prime minister!

[MomoDelicious]

Congrats Eli

[UtubiaPresident]

nice to hear from you Momo.

[nosemanjr]

nice nose work

[UtubiaPresident]

The nose knows.

[reverendgisher]

jesus. people think i get loaded up on peyote buttons, but you people may just top me. nice work.

[UtubiaPresident]

Did someone say PEYOTE? Easy on those.

And be careful when licking Toads.

[desertjournalonline]

Oh, I see, Eligarf, 40.2%, like I said I'm more than 50 percent death 100 percent of the time...

[desertjournalonline]

corr: deaf, not death (half dead, ha ha!)

[1iFbYLand2ifBYc4KIDS]

arentweALL

partLiving

and

partdead?

[UtubiaPresident]

Yes, but I feel that those who are sane, want to enhance the living side.

[desertjournalonline]

Actually, the timing for the announcement of PM is at 1:25.

[desertjournalonline]

If correct, I think Eligarf mustered 42%. That's all I got.

[HoldinCoffee]

You are correct... almost... 40.2%.

[UtubiaPresident]

Those are some mathematical stats.

[Electrophill]

Who? I backed it up a couple of times. Didn't catch the name.

Man... I'm going to have to come up with a meth habit to understand these sped up vids. Too old... My ears are shot from the 70's and those mind blower speakers whailing out Zeppelin.

[desertjournalonline]

I caught it at the very end, and I'm at least 50 percent deaf (on a good day).

[UtubiaPresident]

NOTE: a few of my videos are 100% high speed. But most of them are a mix. So please, give them a chance... If you hear a high sped part that you dont understand, stay with it - in a few seconds or a minute, the more important info will come back at regular speed.

[desertjournalonline]

Hail, Eligarf, the first Prime Minister of Utubia!

[Electrophill]

Eligarf. Thanks. I didn't catch it.

[UtubiaPresident]

Yes, Eligarf. And the candidate with the second most votes is enjoythevoyage. A close thrid and fourth are AnnieCanada and Slippereal respectively.

[UtubiaPresident]

Hail Elgiarf. All hail Utubia.

Rule Utubia!

[joey0028]

can u please put the winner on the description please, i couldn't catch all the stats!! thanx

[HoldinCoffee]

Eligarf 40.2%

enjoythevoyage 16.4%

AnnieCanada 13.4%

Slippereal 10.4%

EasyRaoul 7.5%

ShortbusMooner 4.5%

cc500 3%

whiteadderextras 3%

AVDJ 1.5%

[joey0028]

thanx heaps!!! xjoeyx

[UtubiaPresident]

Holdincoffee, kindly send me the vote tallies via email. Thank you. And if you have attached channel names (the voters) to those votes.