[09/03] One Hundred Years of leave me alone.

[ericsgotlegs]

i want a shirt rack!

[awakeningmachete]

This guy should get raped and killed by vlad's impalement. Someone should call upon their Jihad.

[cmcd1212]

Gay guys are so cute! Im totally lesbian but I luv your vids!!

[Kazesai]

the sound of music? duh!~

[getonwithitnowplz]

Yesss I read that book in senior year. At first I was like omg this is confusing but in the end you understand EVERYTHING and it's soo good!

[stalag58]

I want to see this boy in drag just for shits and giggles

[Friendly0Dan]

owww oh no the book got injured! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

k you got me in stitches only 0:43 seconds into the video!

[TheLiamDude]

Why do I have the feeling you have a cold in this video\?

[hpls]

"Im Irish."

[GypsyAttack]

0:17 now i know why your songs are so autotuned

[bluetotheskysohigh]

That's damn good use of color, paint more.

[MrCanadia]

"One Hundred Years of Solitude" in your pants

[AnimalLover14p]

"oh ow no, the book got injured."

"oh i hit the psacebar, but it didnt stop the video, ahaha"

bahaha. ur my favorite of the 5ag(:

[gattonero583]

u got blog?? u got facebook?? where? when??

[MufassaThonderbolt]

hahahha. you're so funny, and cute of course.

[JuC61692]

THAT BOOK IS THE BEST :D

[JuiceBoxBabii]

1:32 a cricket started chirping and i thought it was in the video, because it starts and stops when he stops smiling

[oxforddictonary]

LOLL you're the funniest of the 5AG's !! I love your quirky sense of humour cuz it's like mine.

Also, you're a very talented artist....well done on the painting !!

[YoBeboSangre]

haha. "ow. oh no, ow." lol. my friend was reading 100 years of solitude, but she was so bored with it, that i'd read it outloud to her whenever she couldn't force herself to read it.

sadly i don't remember anything that i read to her. lol.

korey's comment is funny too. btw.

[tailspin37]

Your self-portrait is really, really good.

I'm impressed.

[BlakeBeeBrutal]

lmfao ^.^

gahhh

I'm sure people under the influence love watching you ; ]

[dtoddmiller]

Wasn't Joey Montana a gay porn star in the 1980s?

[pabloescobar341]

Nice, Gabriel Garcia , colombian =P

[frilliefrill44]

I love sims 3 its freaking awesome. i know how you feel about not having internet...sighs

[albinoshira]

"Of myselffff..." Lol, you're so cute.

[TheGhostHollywood]

i love watching you

[greyk2]

How dare you not paint a painting of me. I'm gorgus.

[estestaylor]

...disgusting...

[earjams1]

I'm hurt, ouch! Death story!

[LovettLove94]

hahaha

"i hit the spacebar, but it didn't stop the video"

hahaha

[AquaBeatle94]

love your painting :)

[paspossible16]

LMAO on the spacebar ending!

[maedays6643]

"i'm irish"

your glorious

[robin2626]

Gotta love the N64 in the background haha

[shyrichie]

I love your self portrait

[aldenberrier]

Some of the strange faces/voices you do at the end of your videos remind me of Jim Varney from the Earnest movies back in the 90's ... and I love that...

[TheMrFraz]

Paint is GORGEOUS! Please auction it off for me :-)

[Bhawk235]

panic at the disco.

[TheErikaness]

YAY garcia marquez. Except that's so not his best book.

Read Love in the Time of Cholera, I think that's his best. Someone else told me A Death Foretold or something like that was his best work though so hmm..I dunno?

[edgarae1]

5 stars for gabriel garcia marquez.

[HeyJeremyC]

I love your Sims 3 story!

[mysterialite]

Haha, I've had that book for a year now and I haven't read it yet. Maybe I finally will... :-D You should read The Poisonwood Bible...also quite good.

[airismile]

I loooooove that book!

[OLDS98]

They say when are in a relationship you start to develop and pick up your partners characteristics. You now say some phrases like Stevie. It happens. It is interesting. It is cool.

[wildcats14]

LMAO

[angeleyes99075]

yay sims 3!

[cycoG]

i love the way you talk!

[nerdra]

Haha. This video is made of win.

[whatwouldkirado]

iloveyou.

[boylover77778]

A hundred Years of Solitude a great great great book!!! amazing writer, he is Latin!! yay he won the Nobel Prize for that book. it's a great book everyone should read it. xoxo

[Nachoking19961]

1:33 "Im Irish" lol

0:34 lol at the book

At the end LAWL

[firecode6]

ohhh oww oww the book got injured.

I'm Irish!:P

[highoncharmed]

best part lol 1:44

[lydiastyer]

I lovveee the sims 3!

[JeSuisBlancie]

Hahahaha. Your videos never fail to be awesome :P

[meredith162]

hahahah i love him.

[MickHarmeling]

"I'm Irish" whahahahaha

[jeaniebaby001]

hey Joe, if you and Stevie havent gone already you should go to Valley Forge National Park.. it is pretty... :)

[DukeOfQueens]

i love this book. I love the way the house is like a character in its self, magical realism at its best.

[sivartis]

You are SO adorable. Your videos are always interesting and amusing.

~Trav

[friendly406]

OMG I love One Hundred Years of Solitude, but I read it in the original Spanish because to me the English version does a horrible job at expressing the thoughts and such from Spanish =S But nevertheless the book is AMAZING!!!!! The ending blew me away! Lol...

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

"Ow! Oh noo, the book got injured!"

Just that made me literally laugh out loud.

[DeeOhhDoubleGee]

wow...i wish i was a guy...who was gay.

you are so freakin cute :)

[oliviathefolkie]

Magical realism.

[ShinnoIX]

i'm sure you've heard this, but....why not do research at the library?

[Soljabunny47]

0:34 I couldn't stop laughing!

"I hit the space bar but it didn't stop the video haha"

Aw you make me laugh!

[carlosknight09]

HA, I had to do the same project in my Color Theory class at the Ai.

I love how all research is done online now, and we hardly if not ever use the library anymore. :-D

[lorepaisa]

if you like that book you should also read the house of the spirits by Isabel Allende....somewhat similar with the time theme and stuff...its really really good

[mannydmammoth]

I love love love that book!!!! I read it both in english and spanish and really enjoy the magical realism throughout the book!

[yiningsu]

I love One Hundred Years of Solitude. You have great taste!

[ParadiseUp]

I love how you put the book up for fear of butchering the name lol

[evader9]

I think I watched the "Oh no, the book got injured!" part about 20 times lol

[TheGreenCheekConure]

You know, some of the gays on this channel are hot as hell. But you just killed my boner.

[Rockismylove]

omg i didnt know they had that book in english wow great!

[Hypomani1]

"ah, oh noo the book got injured!"

There's no words for how much I wish I knew you irl. And i love the way you say "Obviously".

[amistrymister]

Oh this made me laugh

[jjlucash]

"...and I really appreciate it... :D" That was hilarious. xD

[StopThatSquirrel]

ahh I hated that book! probably because I was forced to read it... ps. I love you joe. just so you know.

[Cristaaaaal44]

omg Joe... Joe.. bahahaha... how i've missed you so much.. this was fantastic. ahh man. yeah. :)

[aznchic01]

heee the book got injured XD

and joey montana? loove it.

and the ending just made my day cuz i would do the same thing.

[esjaen]

THAT IS GREAT JOE!! Gabriel Garcia Marquez is a Nobel prize winner and that is one hell/of-a-book xD I got the book in Spanish (I bet your sister recommended it)! you should read more books from Garcia Marquez! two thumbs up for you and that book!

[macboy17]

I think this was the first time I've seen you get excited about something. RE: The Sims

[mylovelydame21]

Aww... Joe, you're so cute. And I love that painting you did! Gore-gus!

[sergioliberates]

"one hundred whatever by... this guy" hilarious :Dåç

[jeaniebaby001]

woo i bought a used copy of that book 7 months ago at a book sale but never got around to reading it! thanks for reminding me i'm going to quickly run downstairs to get it..

i think ive seen love in the time of cholera, the movie..

[ever4far]

"oh no the book got injured" I love this, i feel the same way when i drop one of my books, or injure/damage them in any way

[pandritoFTW]

That book is amazing! I recommend making a family tree, because sometimes it gets very confusing!

[dunkerdog7]

Okay, so your videos ARE fantastic, but some of these commenters are just a bit creepy, just a bit, and when I say a bit, I mean alot. ALOT.

[makenzieandcompany]

I loveeee the ending to this!

[optimisticrabbit]

"oh no the book got injured'

I love you.

[pvollman]

If you like magical realism, you should read Isabel Allende's “The House of The Spirits”. It's so good!

[TheVictoria106]

for the songggg, get the karaoke version. :) and there is the music. or the instramental

[Dldillard73]

Is it just me or isn't that little aside at 2:12 very Stevie-ish?

[slamt08]

are you gay?

[itsthegreenplatypus]

lol

[dyld921]

What? You think '5awesomeGAYS' is just a random name with no meaning?

[elohelreh]

omfg...another ridiculous lamp. '_'

[snooperdoggy]

I love that book

[itsderek09]

OMG Joe, when you hit that book on your desk it sccared the crap outta mee!!!!! haha

[piewiistuff1]

"im irish" LOL

[WoahMeriMae]

I hate that book. Mostly because I was forced to read it as summer homework and it contains waaay too much incest for my taste.

[missyxxmischa]

does everyone die in that book? cos i just had a look of it on wikipedia to get what its about, and it says at the end of like each character that they die. blah.

[jenifuhr]

it spans a lot of generations and chronicles different characters that are not living at the same time. So, yes everyone dies int he book, they're not immortal. they don't die at the same time.

[alloutacash]

That self portrait is amazing. It really captures you and deserves an A+++.

[Kilendger]

your painting is very good.

[musicon1110]

I don't know why, but this video is pairing nicely with the cool Indian Summer days us east coasters are having.

Love ya, Joe!

[afa86]

the nick name of the author, so you can say it out loud, to impress the gents obviously, is GABO, he is Colombian, by the way (Guh-Boh, strong accent on the a).

[likethewater]

I love One Hundered Years of Solitude!!!

read Chronicle of a Death Foretold and Love in the Time of Cholera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunatunalovegood]

just a little tid bit of information, that book is by a Colombian author originally printed in spanish, and you're right, it is really good lol, i haven't read it in english yet but it's ultimately the same thing... oh and, he also wrote "love in the time of cholera" if you've ever heard of it, or wanna read more books by him :]

[pennygoo]

you are so cute!

[Kewkewcachoo]

"Oh noo! The book got injured!" LOL

[Justified248]

<3 Sleeping In The Nothing. That's all.

[strz321]

Your painting is really awesome!

[johnylake15]

urhh!! Cien a~os de soledad! that book suks in spanish. it good in english, but to read that book for spanish class sucks balls.

[zxsder01]

u appreciate alot of things! (Y)

yayzzers!

x

[edhernan534]

last part of this video ...was soooo random !!!

[thedefectality]

Ugh . i used to take color theory. what a horrible class. the colors had to be PERFECT. i mean PERFECT. i love art. but being an art major sucked. that's why i'm a vet tech major now :) nice painting btw.

[missnaomi89]

"oh no the book got injured!" lol best line ever

[hsvkidusa]

36-39...LMFAOO that was GREATT

[Anduviel]

OMG!!! this book is awesome!! The Gabriel Garcia one! I loved it :) What did you think about the end?? I though it was brilliant!

[oogeyboogeyman07]

lmao you're awesome Joe <3

[Leahu2kufu]

love in the time of cholera is also really good. i suggest it :)

[Jkell527]

ugghhh magical realism don't like that genre

[AccioChocolates]

That is such a great book, I love it!

[rRobitt]

joe sounds hung over. :]

[Meghanface16]

I have such a heterosexual crush on you.

[citizensnetskyfish]

that ending made me laugh!

[YOitsNat]

I love Grabriel Garcia Marquez, we're from the same place. :]

[emilypops]

i've been listening to a lot of kelly osbourne lately aswell =)

[KennilworthyWhisp]

i've been meaning to get a copy of 100 years of solitude! i definitely will now!:)

[InfamousPitreIII]

OMG i wish i cud play SIms 3!!! i HAVE the game! i bought it with my sister, but our computers a piece of SHIT!!!

[ralphfv]

oh wow. i read that book wayy back in ecuador when i was like 14yo. its really good.

i wonder how the book is in english.. i might check it out (:

[ghosttownx]

Suzy Poppins. LOL

[KBURNN]

lol!! for some reason i really loved this video!

"...i'm irish"

[thejustins86]

your painting is so cute! i'd put it on my wall. haha

[hawknobility]

joe you are so funny... love the painting and the irish accent :)

[notscaredtodance]

there were like 8 or 14 things in this video that were hilarious. but mostly

i really... appreciate it.

[leelwj]

your self portrait is beautiful!

[dichotomy113]

i really appreciate you, joe I loled at "I'm irish"

...aaand now my roommate now thinks i'm crazy.

[freecellfreaky]

best fucking book ever.

[cheadessolupa]

Told you you'd hate the subline.

[ryanbranom]

Oh, no, no. The book got injured.

Freaking cute. :]

[sarahsarahbeth]

best ending.

[secret27wish]

Wow, your painting is so good!

[ae109]

I'm going to have to start reading "100 Years of Solitude" now

[TeddyPaiiNx09]

your really adorablee x]

"im irish"[lmaaooo the wayy yu said it was funny:D]

[skfipp]

100 years of solitude was my required summer reading!

[chlorisbb21]

LOL, see, I was excited when I bought OHYOS but it just wasn't fast paced as I thought, so it took me about 6 months (had to put on hold for a couple of weeks) to read it. And dang those character names are confusing!!!! =D

There's a book called "Blindness" by José Saramago and if you liked OHYOS you'll love it.

[Shoyru40359]

my jaw dropped when I saw the painting you did of yourself... I love it!

[offshoot7bam]

I love the ending lol.

[whatx0x]

You should read The Very Old Man with Enormous Wings by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Its a childrens story but its really good. If you like Marquez then you'd probably like that story.

[lexislulu]

the ending was funny lol

[1912jackdawson1912]

:)

i love you joe, and joey montana

[poodlepaws]

hahahha

joe, you always make me smile!

[ArcaneWaif]

The injuring of the book was unexpected, but necessary to the amazing-ness of this video.

[myriahrrrose]

lmfao. ending was hilarious... aheheh... :p

[jojococoa]

joel can i do your hair? its needs to be redone!

[ahhhlice]

"but i'm coping... obviously..." LOL

[thespiandude]

1. One Hundred Years of Solitude...MY FAVORITE BOOK. It's great. I love how Marquez spirals time. Lastly Ursula rocks.

2. Sims 3 - Rocks my socks. I have three "stories"

3. Your art...wow it is amazing. Fucking rocks.

[zcdarktide]

I was pretty disdappointed in the sims 3, i mean you pay 60 dollars for it and they barely give you any items/furniture because they want you to go online and buy more. You basically start out with less than the sims 2 had. What a rip off. And you still can't see inside work or restaurants.. come on.

[mmJellybean]

I liked the part when the book got injured. I should read it. and lol @ ending. HAHAHAHAhahahahhahahaa

[kateyotcha]

HAHAHHAHAH you look so beautiful in this vid joey montana

you ahve no idea how much this made me laugh, especially the book getting injured hahahhaah

[leeosaku]

my mum made me read that book when i was 10! i had to re-read now to understand it ...

[bummercucumber]

I actually didn't like that book too much. I mean, it was good, but it wasn't enough to be on a list of my favorites. Maybe I'll try reading it in English, to see if I like it better that way.

[lalalatheoneandonly]

love the ending :D

[hipsterlit]

Cien anos de soledad is a fantastic book. Good choice!

[loserluigi]

You saying that you lost internet reminded me to log onto MY school's website to check on assignments I might need. So... thanks for that! lol because I would have totally forgotten.

Subways in NYC are pretty redic. but that's what makes them exciting. I hear Philly has nice subways, though. Because the ones in NYC can be...cleaner. Just sayin'

[edgyguy1426]

Thanks for this video...cuz I really appreciate it

[HMSunnyMH]

OMG, I'm soo guilty in making *a lot* of gays in Sims3 x)

[AlrightChris]

hahaha the sims 3. and i wish i could get into a good book, i hate being forced to read terrible books for school. D:

[mememolly]

Is Suzie Poppins MY alter ego?

[LadyStorni]

That is such a great book! Although reading his books in Spanish tends to get pretty confusing...

[benzedrine88]

thanks for a book recommendation :)

[SourSkittlesxoxo]

Love this video! :]