Welcome to New York University

[SimplyMeVictoria]

wow, so i wanted to go here but...reconsidering boston now...

[MsDerangedJoker]

OMG!!! I LOVE HER!!!

[saberur66]

i feel like being a straight man at NYU will be more of a jackpot than if your gay...

[DannyLrides]

I'd fuck her

[MrHomie9000]

@DannyLrides so would i

[bluffmaster710]

I'm a straight male..and im not lying -__-

[abbiegalee]

"Girls, if you can't get a fake id, set your make-up gun to whore and dress like a Real-Housewife"

[vaincurious]

You've succesfully made me reconsider applying..

[WhiteKidWithAsthma]

@vaincurious This makes me want to go there even more. lmao

[jwl121267]

this vid is funny lol ^_^ thnks for advvicee lol

[MrCWgaming]

This bitch is weird as fuck

[lagadefala]

@MrCWgaming You're a bitch, and you're dumb as fuck. :) Have a lovely life.

[lailarocks95]

how is nyu

[Roxy4ureal]

LOL! wow..i think u actually just crushed a bunch of people's dreams!!!congrats!...haha

[rachelw1228]

Don't insult the TISCH kids! I want to be one for theater

[PossiblyInsane33]

JUST GOT IN! YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HERE!!

[fxjrulpzxi]

that was awesome

[cubanita365]

this kind of crushed my dreams of wanting to come here in some ways and in other ways it made me want to come here even more!

[MegaAngel124]

Wow this makes me never wanna go there. Way to crush my dreams.

[8like8man]

Jajajja Your Fucked

And JACKPOT :D !!!!

[ydrjtt]

your toxic. congratulations.

[Z0bott]

Jack pot~ I can't wait for those couple of weird threesomes.

[VelaToNorma7]

Gays are worse than cancer.

[paw756]

now i don't want to go to nyu too many gay guy fml

[FlighOfTheLandon]

Wow, if i ever met her i would propose on the spot!

[OliverDobbsTV]

im gay and 13, wanting to go to nyu a lot more now.

[bayotso]

I'd say this chick is most definitely wife material (:

[MRTALKCASH]

@doriantaylor66 man im thinkin the same thing...oh well more bitches for us!!! lol

[MRTALKCASH]

Damn I' am a Str8 guy and i want to go to NYU!! lol 

[CamaraMountClamp]

great video

[rachelw1228]

Don't avoid the TISCH students!!!

[jayrellz100]

I'm a senior and this video just depressed me about college lmao

[KevYuuuu]

Wait.. Is there a significant population of gay people at NYU??

[BitchesCallMeTFree]

@KevYuuuu Duhh, lol

[PS3videos95]

aw your cute :) id bang you from behind

[Adellebee]

hahahahaha

[Nicolosity]

ton of friends you mean a morbidly obese kid?

[marijnpf]

Fuck i'm lucky. The drinking age here is 16

[9lov4er6]

what are tisch students?

[keylaboo12]

@9lov4er6 The students that are majoring in the arts:-)

[Hyuukie]

HAHAHA this girl is so funny

[mag1902]

ahahahah too true xD

[lisbelrodriguez]

this is absolutely brilliant! :D

[stevenshanab]

Fellow class of 2010 here! This is probably the most accurate description of the NYU experience. I wouldn't change it for the world.

[doriantaylor66]

so ima be the only non gay guy their bet

[islespatrick]

ughhhh, this school costs too much (well, not as bad as Columbia..but still). Anyways, I give major props to whoever got in. I know I didn't.....

[kflores6]

So what's ur height?

[chel256]

cole and dylan sprouse r going

[dtstone24]

As a Veteran with life experience I was concerned that my future classmates would be naive immature teenagers, intimidated by their shadow. Glad you cleared that up. Is it possible to avoid the younger ones at NYU?

[sykoTomBoy]

Okay i was going 2 NYU but no thanks lol

I want a cool Gay bff FUCK THAT im out xD

[sykoTomBoy]

lol

[TheGamingg33k]

She serious about the gay guys part?, Im straight i dont mind gay people, but it will just be uncomfrotable :[

[feelfreekwt]

what does jaded means ?

[nickb975]

DAMN THIS IS BORING



[officialconnerashley]

lol "your probably lying" lololol

[XelaBH]

I'm looking into majoring in musical theatre at NYU soon! Do you have any tips for getting in (like requirements grade-wise and talent-wise) and what things I need to look into before auditioning and applying for the school? Thanks :)

[BoxOfOranges84]

NYU is for Columbia rejects who are desperate to live in NYC. Everyone knows that.

And, besides I'm already a jaded asshole. I dont need 8 months New York to change me.

Columbia University Class of 2015 leh gooooooo!

[princesstootsweet3]

THANK YOU! UGH! Finally someone who can tell me exactly what to expect. When I'm in a ball in my dorm, I shall turn to this video and pray to GOD I don't turn in the jaded asshole I probably will already be...

[AppleTheGreat76]

Haha...Great video! Definitely one of the better ones.

[MrYoungandbold]

ok like really wtf she's like trying not to get people to go here this is my college so and ill still go here

[tylersjp1212]

lol..she sounds real cool

[MsAuntMary]

this is the best video on youtube. so funny, so true

[alana92]

Well, I'm a Tisch student... lolz.

[narutoxshinobi]

Guys, if you can't get a fake ID.......you're fucked!

[BurakFender]

hahaha Tisch ftw!

[LavenderBlondee]

Girls, if you can't get a fake id set your makeup gun to whore and dress like a real housewife

[dhall360]

You're awesome... now I'm v. excited for september

[JimmyCx]

This video blows.

[mikepapavero]

hahahahahaha this was awesome!

[h562honey]

omg girl great video hahah..at least now i know what to expect

[atruedisneyprincess]

Walking: Do it faster

[Anton338]

awesome aahhah cool video xD

[nerdishh]

Haha this was so funny. Even though this was almost completely negative, it actually made me excited to go to NYU next year! :)

[chillipeanuts]

This is real funny.

[Tatianagm85]

While I'm trying to get into the Law School, I think this video is awesome and accurate of most college life.

[USER1046]

:( Is this good or bad or am I stupid to not get the picture? hmm.

[09618976]

you are crazy

[jacobbobcorn]

haha, being born and raised in nyc i can tell you that becoming a jaded asshole is not just some college "phase" for nyu goers. its the nyc lifestyle.

[USER1046]

@jacobbobcorn for real? :|

[cg110296]

This made me love my school even more!

[smsquared1]

President Clinton is to be the Commencement speaker at Yankee Stadium this May 2011. Time to brush up those resumes and get your casting job video in to us. Its time to go all out for that big break!

[MsAuntMary]

lmao i <3 this video

[Solxb4bex]

she was so right....

[ecuador693]

lol...  cant wait 2 go 2 NYU and become a "jaded asshole" haha

[bWAYb0undXx8]

still cannot get over how accurate this is. and yes, we did watch fight club. twice.

[USER1046]

@bWAYb0undXx8 do you regret going to nyu?

[bWAYb0undXx8]

@USER1046 there are days when i hate everything about this school, but no, i have never ever regretted going here. it's my dream school, and although it is not as perfect as the little pamphlet makes it seem, i believe it's as close as it's going to get. from the location to the diversity to the crazy ass people you will meet.

[SaveSummerx33]

This made me scared to go to nyu!! Now im having second thought about this being my school of choice://

[owenhunt]

I think this girl want to beat me up...

[jessrocksyo]

god, im class of 2013 at nyu and this video makes me embarrassed to go here.

[mls20]

jaded assholes! thats why its still hard to pick up chicks around campus even with the substantial amount of gays around making all of those girls desperately single and craving a straight guy....sigh....

[alexaaaax33]

i go to penn state university park and still found this hilariousssss

[alexaaaax33]

wait youre actually hysterical hahahahaha

[JepMcFly]

best part 1:37

[cuttinol]

Omg i cant wait to turn into a jaded a**hole lol (just been accepted into NYU class of 2015)

[JepMcFly]

IM EXCITED CLASS OF 2016

[oreoz3310]

I'M EVEN MORE EXCITED FOR NYU.

[skittlesxx721]

This just made me less forward to go...

[tjf102092]

OH MY GOD. i am dying of laughter

[weboed12]

I neeed a fake ID! haha.. nice vid

[itsanveamin]

hahah genious!

[AkvileAlex]

And guys, who can't get a fake id- you fucked.

Awesome.

Though where I live, you can drink alcohol when you're over 18.

[iChesus]

reminds me of sarah silverman

[thatnerd92]

oh rofl.

[CohenMJordan]

This is so wonderful!!!! My audition at Tisch is in January!!! :D

[CohenMJordan]

@NICC234 Congratulations!!!!

[Aspenfash899]

i lived in new york all my life lol this ws funny

but uh my riends hate NYU kids -__-

[juaniesangel]

I LOVED THIS!!!!!! Ahahaha specially the part with the 50% of the time sassy gay guys, russel brand, the rude staff, and I literally am sitting here at 1 AM in my room watchin this while everyones asleep & I actually lol'd at the PUPPIES! AhahAha

[MJG991]

I FUCKING love you. Everything you said was one hundred and ten percent accurate. this is my first semester at NYU, and, again, you are so fucking right.

[chain0603]

..hi uhm i just wanna ask how to get an application form for NYU here in the Philippines and the system of education.thanks i really want to be there

[MJG991]

@chain0603 Ummm, go on nyu.edu duhhhh

[chain0603]

.. just wanna how to get an application form for nyu in the Philippines and the system of education.thanks

[patiee14]

AHAHAHAHAH OMG xD its soo funny :D

[TheBilliam9]

If you watch it before welcome week,it's a warning.If you watch afterwards,it's kind of a checklist.Thankfully,I never went to any of the clubs.

[jdj1017]

Sounds just like high school....

[lalarandomness1311]

Aghhh I want to go to NYU so baaaad.

[tylerap]

Oh man.. talk about a welcoming message haha well i know what to prepare for when i go to NYU in a about a yr and a half.

[Ruvanaha]

This is useful for every class for the next five years at least honestly

[speedyejl]

WTE by far was the worst class NYU put me through. Here's another hint, classes with cool titles aren't cool. E.g. "How Stuff Works" = Physics 101

[123154646546465]

She looks like she have big tits

[maggieNYU]

I graduated with the class of 2009... and think this video is hilariously accurate. You look so familiar!

NYU students work hard AND play hard, but it's definitely not what I think of as a "party school" as whatever his face down there said. That's SUNY Albany! ;)

[nicolemoley28]

the rude staff list is exactly correct.

[maestro87]

We can argue about the best school in New York state, or we can sit back and enjoy the friendly advice pouring out of the computer screen :-)

[virgopea6]

nice video. i remember you from hayden freshman year i think... or a class... or a party. <3 class of 2010 <3

[maggieNYU]

@virgopea6 taylor!? hi. :)

[Pheonixwright]

I'm probably one of the only few straight males on campus lol.

And no, I'm not lying.

[kawaii7]

this video is for class of 2014 NYU... LOL i dont understand y ppl who r not going commenting negative comments or matter in fact even watching this video LOL

if u go to Cornell or columbia or whatever skool ... stop spending ur time and wasting it on NYU videos for class of 2014? dont u guys have better things to do??? or even watch ur own skool's video LOL !!!!!!!!!! and stop wasting ur time commenting too :D ! use that time to do better things or get ur own skool's videos more VIEWS!!!!!!!!

[nicolemoley28]

@quick33041 hmm attractive people up front? sure that's more places than youtube....

[nicolemoley28]

this is true. fml.

[OneRenaissanceMan]

this is slightly brilliant

[lorenzorox219]

hilarious and soo true!

[maxwallace415]

Jackpot!

[sociallyconstructed]

Haha I go to NYU and I can honestly say that this is all too true. Especially the bit about the 1000s of welcome week "friends" you'll never want to talk to again on university place.

Thanks for the laugh!

[TheaterGirl62]

HAHAHA This is fantastic and I didn't even go to NYU.

[crh279]

When I finally got my fake ID confiscated, it was like losing a child. Luckily, there was always the Blarney Cove.

[waterpixie17]

Awesome!!! It's kind of amazing how accurate this is....Welcome week pales in comparison, they should've just projected this video to the incoming freshman, it would've been a lot more informative!

Oh and for you people fighting on the comment board about who's school it better....just stop. If you didn't go to NYU, you won't get this video. Sorry. And that doesn't mean your ego needs to flair up about how cool your school is too...we're sure it was great.

[jamesmmatthews]

insidenyugreeklife dot blogspot dot com Consider going Greek at NYU and not just for fake id hook ups, drinking and partying, recycled term papers, jobs and internships, road trips, bonds with random people who share an experience, manageable leadership and community service and resume puffing, mentoring and a national network of alum... Well that's exactly why you should go Greek and here is your tongue in cheek but informative guide to NYU fraternities (sororities coming soon).

[ilovedapiggiez]

"Dubious" .. What a pretentious cunt.

[heavysoul21]

@ilovedapiggiez hmm, you're mocking someone because they have a better vocabulary than you? (I only say this because you chose to use a word whose sole purpose is to demean women rather than making an intelligent statement). Sure, I may also sound a bit pretentious as I type this but I'd choose that over sounding stupid.

[jordan6jks]

crazy bitch

[NYUer]

This is hilarious. 

[XmasLullaby]

This is amazing. I'm sharing this with all my friends who are just starting this fall!

[xkitty4lifex]

fuck my life i wish i saw this in 2008

[daschr1]

Jennifer Garner

[ElectricRunner007]

2:41-2:43 That's what she said! Sorry, I had to do it!

[ARiv113]

I love you for this!

[missblissxe]

Also, seriously, the kimmel food staff, why are they so fucking angry all of the time??? I will bring you flowers if you're willing to smile at me and give me more goat cheese on my white pizza!

[missblissxe]

Well fucking done. Every part of this: YES! I'm an NYU sophomore this year, I'm a jaded asshole!!!! YAhoo!

[sginsh]

Are you making a video because you have no job like the rest of us NYU class of 2010?

Props for keeping the cynicism and the pessimism on the DL... after these 4 years i wouldn't have even had the care to address freshmen...

Those college tour posses on the lobby of Bobst... they are the worst... don't they know DOZENS OF STUDENTS HAVE SMASHED INTO THE FLOOR BELOW YOU!?!?!?

[NikkiBaby21088]

Hahahaha 100% TRUEEEEEEEE! Ohhh NYU how I slightly miss thee

[Theater00jock]

@stingraytwo LMAO.... it was posted to a successful blog. That is why it has become so popular so fast.

[MrsKatVannucci]

Scarily accurate and quite amusing :)

[freezingman66]

secretly made for the classes of 2011-2013.

[BrittSimpson]

You are brilliant.

[BrittSimpson]

@quick33041 Too bad this is EXACTLY what NYU is like, douche bag.

[summrxobsessed]

@quick33041 you obviously did not attend NYU, because everything in this video is true.

[jessCsims]

OMG this is brilliant, I'm also Class of 2010--perfect description of NYU Freshman Year

PUPPIES!!!!

[TheHardFluff]

She speaks the truth. Study abroad as much as you can though.

[pigwiz9]

so you're actually the greatest person ever. everything you said it spot on and fabulous. granted, i think you should extend that to all of first semester but ....yes. also if you haven't seen step up 3D yet, go see at and laugh heartily and how they try to make nyu orientation and Wash sq look like a magic wonderland. hahah

[f4tbird]

HAHAHA i loved this.

[ChachiBold]

LMAO. I loveeeee this! Way to go seeing things randomly on Twitter! The Gay BFF thing made my day, it's like she knows me. I now cannot wait more so than before to move in in just A FEW DAYS! Fuck yeahh!

And chill, it's a video, if you don't like it, don't watch it cause whatever you say isn't gonna change what she said or what people think.

[ChachiBold]

@quick33041 What? lol.

[Theater00jock]

@quick33041 Did you go to NYU? B/c.... literally... every thing she said... is SO true. and hysterical. It got posted on a huge nyu blog. that's why It's gotten popular fast.

[mcrockr]

1. Everyone, and I mean everyone at NYU (except select Stern kids) will appreciate this video and find it hilarious.

2. It is all quite accurate.