VH1's BEHIND THE JESUS

[panterguy]

jesus rose so he wouldn't miss Spring Break.

[Catcherintherye11111]

very funny

[Ltbird]

Where's his wife, Mary Magdalene?

[Flyborg]

"..just three days before easter."

That caused excessive lolling.

[Pcrase]

u can get lego jesus

[theogore]

What is up at 1:31? Jesus has a wedding ring??? Do I smell another "Behind The Jesus"? I hope so...

[jeff1062003]

Oh, Jesus...

Oh how you went to the desert, starving your ass like you have lost your damn mind.....

What were you thinking... 40 days alone... what the hell is in you to possess to be so dumb... you're such a bastard Jesus....

[jeff1062003]

Nice job. I think that you showed Jesus in a positive light. Thank you for testifying about the righteous works of our Lord. But what the fuck was he thinkking. Why did he ruin a church, that alone would get him 3 months in jail. For vandalizing someone's property.

[ComedyJesus]

jeff... Jesus here. I'm not sure what you mean about ruining a church, but if you're referring to the graffiti, that was filmed in an alley, during which time I witnessed many pastors getting blowjobs.

[BayerLexan]

Um,, I'm a pastor, and I need to chastize those in that alley. Where exactly is that alley?

[Dalbert342]

dude,you rule

[sandar2020]

LOL this was done so well... Keep up the great work. :-)

[dilmo22]

jesusjesusjesus!

[walterfive]

Doctor Chan could kick Jesus' ass. He's a REAL doctor, with a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS. Doctor Chan is the MAN!

[sferb]

Wow, this is so the win

[mjr256]

Well done. LOL.

[HanifXHier]

Jesus is The Man.

[ShadowLogic]

ROFLMAO

[ramrod85323]

How can he say no to the taco?!