Kewpie Tarako CM

[POKIUNA]

jaaj this are the creepiest commercials ever... now i can truly get scared pf seeing a baby ina cocoon raped blanket

[01Micha]

That kid's like:

"I just shat bricks"

[3DPrincess4Ever]

ALIENS INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait...just spaghetti!...

NO NO THEY WANT YOU TO THINK IT'S JUST SPAGHETTI!!! It's actually genetically modified food that will turn you into an alien p*nis!!!

[Zyphonee]

FEAR MY FASCIST BABY ARMADA!

[canupopben]

cowpie karoaky?

[hitomikiryuu]

I'm afraid... they could come for me O_O

[bunnyhop246]

Only in Japan do they have dancing tomato babies marching on the beach singing about pasta sauce.

[tommiepilou]

lol i havent seen any asian people in those commercials.

[SlashThred]

I for one, welcome our spagetti leaders.

[spookyhalloweendream]

Creepy

[Okahui]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

this kid is on acid....

[Infidel775]

That kid's face says it all. :O

[wicketyspickety]

that kids face = my face

[CrazyTripster]

omg their invading earth

[AnyGamesPoster]

Food, for ages 0-100 O.O @ 0:30

[freakofSIMSXD]

this is how 2012 will happen oWo

[Earwigs1]

now i have to get a shotgun to eat my noodles

[jaksterDC]

@Earwigs1 haha LMAO

[Ammit5]

neversleepagainneversleepagain­neversleepagainNEVERSLEEPAGAIN­NEVERSLEEPAGAAAAAIIIIN!

[vulpescana]

девочка не японка же ...

[CameronCN]

One day, out on the beach, I was building a sandcastle. Definitely one of the best I have ever made. Suddenly, a pink spaceship flew over the water, beaming down thousands and thousands of creepy little baby things. The began to approach me. I was so shocked I didn't know what to say.

-

So yeah just buy this spaghetti please.

[Idude893]

Star Wars Attack of the Clones: The Japanese Cut. 

[robbieboo0]

Is it Serious?

Joking

[Drassdouche]

Hilarity aside, whats it supposed to represent???

[ymeza2121]

At the end She is fake smiling for the camera because the tiny tarakos on her plate told her to smile O_O or she will die

[Earwigs1]

i need to barricade my house before i eat that

[rekkuzo87]

lol invasion of fish egg sac babies

[pokemonluvme]

DAMMIT THERES AN OCEAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, KICK EM IN

[Tacodelbillis]

Cus I really didn't need to sleep tonight anyway...

[moquit0]

WHAT THE FUCKING HEEEEEELL

[poggymoose]

It translates to: baby fetuses, baby fetuses, were going to eat you......

[ZacharyHere]

i swear if i ever hear this song, im dippin

[TheHalluzination]

Awesome. America needs commercials like this. I'm so sick of sexual innuendos and lame ass humor in our ads, I want fucked up shit!

[freakofSIMSXD]

ITS 2012!

[CannibalCobra32]

drug abuse is a bad thing, especially if you create a commercial ^^

[Freezx7]

japan. no exceptions.

[kestral12345]

Seriously..... really... god, my mind can't grasp this in any way what so ever, this is mind exploding shit.

[96fadetoblack96]

:O.

[firy8673]

tarako army 

[777player]

this is brain washing me ive been watching the same video for a week now without even stoping its npt even annoying :(

[Darkwingrocker]

Lol its a brick wall in that spaceship?

[comsa42]

@Darkwingrocker lol 

[Wolvenfire86]

0:13 That is pretty much my reaction as well.

[ilikecryptozoology]

i want a tarako doll cause you can take it everywhere and scare the crap out of anyone

[zarueth]

fuck..what a nightmare

[060]

that was fucking scary

[saltystuff]

SUDDENLY, IT'S A SPAGHETTI COMMERCIAL

[Caliniphr]

PASTA?! I thought they wanted to sell the creepy dolls.

[Lollyholly99]

@Caliniphr same O_o

[SpiningChocolate]

....that.. is SCARY !! o.o...

[AwesomeWthSideOFries]

I fuckin hate when that happens!

[jeppe2299]

i just shit my pants o.o i mean seriously! what kinda hair-cut is that!?

[GirWillKeelYew89]

how the F did THAT relate to noodles...o.e"

[BigzXeronA]

how the fuck did i end up here i watched too many youtube videos today...

[poggymoose]

I'm scared the fetus-in-a-sleeping-bag army will kill me in my sleep.

[mikkelbs]

if I were her, I'd do something about the hair... definately

[anotherguttersnipe]

It's a fucking invasion!

[Keropiskpop]

I also think that is the most creepy thing in the history XD... but even so... is the most famous CM in Japan.

[Lollyholly99]

@Keropiskpop oh dear god. the most famous? probably cos of her bad hairdo and the f****** dolls.

[comsa42]

all this CREEPY STUFF IS FOR NOODLES?

[tifirron]

isn't that girl the one on the Amuro Namie's video "Do Me More"?

[breezey1200]

ima have nightmares right?

[AlphaProject11]

Oh I know .. this is like the imaginary + invisible things that children see. I know that old plastic materials used to have psuchedelic components so Im not surprised of the red army in this vd. So this + the nuke trauma gives as result "kewpie tarako noodles"

[StrawberriiTeddyBear]

I laugh at the girl's reaction. All the children always have WTFWUT faces

[AlphaProject11]

Its like redish squad of illuminati aliens coming to te little zombien girl.... did you notice er eyes ? kind of apart ? its a relative¡s dauther a japanesse with blue eyes and blond hair becoming her true identity ..the noodle TARAKO

[Estoperole]

FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE WHO LIKES TO DISTURB THE REST OF THE WORLD

[InevitableConfusion]

Kay, I have one question.

What the heck do these insanely creepy baby-things have to do with pasta sauce?

[Cloaytonem2]

You will eat Tarako noodles~

You will eat Tarako noodles~

You will eat Tarako noodles~

You will eat Tarako noodles...

[thegildedbat]

I am terrified yet I cannot look away. What the fuck is this?! What does it mean? Why god, why?!!!

[xANIMEGURLZx]

Thats actually freaked me out

[htfmax]

._.

.....noodles?!

[lee0495]

what's the propaganda trick here

Fear? ( EAT DIS NOODLS SO OUR ARMY OF THE DAMND WONT GET YOU)

bandwagon? (let's eradicate the none belivers in our noodls with our army of the DAMNED)

or informative (see little sara didn't eat our noodls and look what happend to HER

only YOU can prevent toddler takedonws

[daveyt88]

OH MY GOD! KILL THEM ALL!!

[maxv]

it's a spaghetti sauce commercial.

[Gotmilk0112]

This is....a noodle commercial? What the fuck.

[Ahya728]

demon fuckers !!!! o.o RUUUUN!!!!!!!

[ebangha]

@Ahya728  *RUNS LIKE THE WIN*

[jlhdza96]

disturbing

[ChuChuNeko]

Now how about dem noodres.

[BettyBH]

argh that music is creepy and catchy at the same time! I can't get it out of my head!

[Mikoyo15]

ok...im gonna have nightmares now

[Warufado]

wat

[braztaz]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[htc337]

WHAT... THE... FUCK... just happend

[fairyxlights]

omgomg the those are so cute, i want 10 of them!

[MeilingNotChina]

Japanese commercials are scary ;-;

[Megakai222]

Translation of XenHSA's comment:

1 month ago If the air is suddenly out the window. . . Suddenly in the house. . . If the air is suddenly on the shoulders. . . Suddenly in the dish with. . . If the air is suddenly in the mouth. . . Suddenly in the dream with. . .

Yummy!

[merolleiro]

Now i have brain tumor, thanks Tarako!

[djphat2245]

um did that giant pepper just poop out dolls

[ebangha]

@djphat2245 ROFLMAO XDD yes it did O_o *shudders*

[djphat2245]

um did that giant peeper just poop out dolls

[Maschinepistol]

Oh god.

[KKandMB]

OMG! Japanese alien baby midgets from a red jelly bean are gonna take over america with thier noodles!

[BoBolicious45]

dats scary...

[Maschinepistol]

What Japan would do JUST to advertise noodles.

[xXnarufangirlXxlol]

MOM STOP PUTTING DRUGS IN ML NOODLES

[ebangha]

@xXnarufangirlXxlol ROFLMAO

its only crystal meth u big baby LMAO XD

[skeemz209]

i would be scared dis is way worse den the movie chuky D:

[Doperooni]

I almost shit myself. Funny shit man. Funny fucking shit.

[scarletwater]

0:12 the kid's face is priceless LOL

[tweedlebeetles]

The Soviets are invading! And they have babies!

[franciscojavierm]

Nuke them from orbit... It's the only way to be sure!!!

[Sylocat]

I'll give you one guess as to which country this came from...

[antitareas2009]

that´s the creepiest thing that i have ever seen

[AdamEtheredge]

The voices of my ancestors cry out in horror! We shall all be damned by this. The army of spinning kewpies must not be denied. It must be destroyed. The eating of the pasta there is not time for. The Great Nation must rise up to defend what is sacred in our heritage! For all the people it is time to shout: DEATH TO THE INTERLOPERS! May our loyalty to The Giant Spaghetti Monster prove our courage with the strongest of metals! WE MUST BE VICTORIOUS! Run away, little girl. It is VERY scary! RUN!

[elojoroto2]

Are all americans psycos??? a very original japanase commercial, its all!! It´s not creepy at all!

[elojoroto2]

Are all americans psycos??? a very original japanase commercial, its all!! I like it!!! not creepy at all ;)

[XXstar6565XX]

thats like an army of spinning babies !

[seewat]

this was so not creepy at all

[BubbaJesse]

O_O

[XenHSA]

ふと気がつけば窓の外。。。ふと気がつくと家の中。。。ふと気が­つけば肩の上。。。ふと気がつくと皿の中。。。ふと気がつけば口­の中。。。ふと気がつくと夢の中。。。

おいし！

[DarkMiku01]

WTF?! ... oh my... I am afraid about this....

[Tyranachu]

I am scarred for life.

[ThePervertedWhore]

Baby face peppers... from space! D:

[Zephyr12533]

wat

[heart4element]

for ages 0-100....

[xxmuraxx]

LMFAO

[SKIandBMX4life]

those noodles must taste like fear and shame

[fullmetaldalek]

tastes like the thousands of worlds they have enslaved

[andysos1234]

@fullmetaldalek

I FUCKING LOLD

[coldandblank]

disturbing.

[ebangha]

isn't it????? O_O i mean the hairs on the back are standing!

>_> -shivers-

it is the creepiest thing in the book

[TheNoobAlchemist]

The kid is so cute.^w^

[LyonSinCuerdas]

RUN!!!!!

[nave4pres2]

@LyonSinCuerdas for your life!

[jpptgaiv]

i want this as my ringtone naoh!!!!!

must obey the masters...

TARAKO! TARAKO!

[ReaperMan666]

Brings a new meaning to the "Red Army". That would make people run in abject terror! :P

[BeaconTeaser]

Russia is in deep shit now!

Mann the bear cavalries!

[Meichan07]

Wtf was that? I would not want to try that brand if tarako acid jelly beans came my way

[Haminmypocket]

TARAKO! TARAKO! BUBUBUBU, TARAKO!

[vonrelem]

If I was a child I'd have nightmares after seeing this.

[fyfytj]

That was like a very disturbing crossover between Children of the Corn and Village of the Damned.

[fyfytj]

Did anyone else get here from a Cracked article?

[mansonii]

Yes.

And now I'm frightened.

[VamJirachi]

Nope, I got here from a dA journal XD

[jawz117]

sounds like "Can of coke"

[TehPipu]

show this to a friend, stop the video right before it shows the spagetthi and ask him what this cm advertises for.

and then you lol

[randomrold]

If I was her I'd run the f*** out of there to get a gun or chain saw

[Stevolimmsan]

infinitely the creepy

[CirqueDuFreak3]

lolz i love this video

[divingerik]

Dope shit.

[Vongola018]

WTFFF ??????

[snogmyarse2890]

Run away little girl! Before they get you!

but in all seriousness, that was frightening.

[keefmeister77]

I still get freaked out by this. Most of these Tarako ads are among the 200 vids on my Japanese TV Mayhem playlist at my channel. Prank videos and gameshows too.

[signaturemover]

European + Tarako = THE FREAKIN' BABIES DOMINATED ENGLAND!!!!

[signaturemover]

I was meant to say Europe, though.

[thefitzs]

i'm scared..

[evrgrnn5280]

i would run my ass away from an army of little baby things, wouldnt just stand there and watch haha.

[HenningDz]

this ad is one of the scariest of tarako i think Oo

[Darkness8642]

Dude, I'm trippin' balls

[STFUNOOBZZ]

HOLY CRAP.

JELLY BEANS ON ACID.

[poopedboy]

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!i make nightmare now >:o

[aimeejoy10]

This is a wierd commercial but i heard it tastes good. i wanna try some.

[SpadedDominic]

why do all the children in these commercials look european?

TARAKO DOMINATION!!!

[aimeejoy10]

SpadedDominic

thats wat im wondering

[SpadedDominic]

that kid looks like my croatian friend's little brother XD is it... MIHAEL KHEEL!?

[lemonrind]

Europeans must look exotic to the Japanese.

[SpadedDominic]

they also have a lot of the desired features. :3

[MrRadiospread]

Hide me :O

[kigazMC]

aaa la mieeerda, estos chinos se la fuman toda bien fumada jajajaj

[thenicestguyonyoutub]

bad acid trip

[Snoowman92]

This is INSANE !!

[hikaru678]

scary as hell.

[luigimario970]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

[LyRaLex]

when a tv commercial makes you search the web for their commercial to watch it about a 100 times it's a win win for them

and after a while it doesn't seem weird at all anymore ... or maybe I've become crazy

[DaFawky]

why is her hair style so 80s

[thespawnofkaoz]

that means that tarako doesn't have time limits!!! D:<

Power to Tarako!!!

xDDD

[LocoRoco2009]

O.o *eye twitches*