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  • Lol that shoe shiit was fucking funny

  • I would want wings... like in the maximum ride series.

  • I would love to have the power to fly. And have wings like that guy in x-men

  • So a girl was Draiged by a car?

  • I would want the power to last longer then 3 minuits in bed...

    

  • I laughed like hell when he started talking bout shoes lol

  • but then i cant get my shoes off when i get to bed =(

  • I would have the power to move anything with my hand

  • I would have the power to poop napalm and pee acid XD

  • I have that book.. XD

  • eather the power i just said or the same powers goku in dragonball z kai :D

  • i would have the power that like your brain thinks of something you cant do but wanted to do then you r able to do it but better! like for example you draw good but you want to draw better, then you instently draw awesomer than u expected!

  • i would have super speed so that i could do all the crapy stuff that i didn't want to do super fast and i could like kick ass in marathons and the indy 500...

  • I would have the same fluffee. I love you! You are soo hot!

  • To manipulate time! On tests i would stop the time and look at the answers. If im in a hurry i would jsut stop the time, go to the place and reset the time!

    And when i see a nice looking girl...well.....hehe use your imagination............hehe...­..

  • I would have invisibility.

    So i can sneak up to girls and.....

    TEEHEE!

  • teleportation and invisiblity and invincibility and super strength and fire,water,wind,earth, and gravity manipulation............i'd be an awesome hero(OR VILLIAN!).

  • teleportation

  • you guys fucking aswered tht .....wow.....just wow

  • The power of the black mamba

  • invisibility or super speed

  • Poop

  • Teleporting or Harry Potter magic

  • Flying

  • flying :P

  • ability to teleport, DUH!

  • Replication. Instant super multiplying replication.

  • to be able to shit out guns and wepons hell yea

  • To fly and turn invisible

  • i would have the power to have eny power i wanted and to be able to turn it on and off as i please

  • if i had any super power i wanted... Simple, id like to see in the future. 1 id known when shits going down so i wouldnt be there 2 i know when to duck when that random rpg comes flying 3 id know if someone would have taken my Mags out of my ammo pouches and replaced them with dye packs... that was a bad day in Bagdad (USMC)

  • I would have the super power to have any superpower I wanted!!!!

  • Be invisible

  • smilie face powers >:3

    MWAHAHAHA

  • Singularity of knowledge. Anything less is a waste of time.

  • x ray vision to see thru peoples close !! 8D

  • the ability to transform into any animal i want, so that i can rob a bank for thousands of dollars and live incognito for a couple of years as....well, an animal of my choice and then come back to be a millionaire :)

  • 3 related FLuffee videos in a row:

    1) Where do you pee?

    2) I pee in mailboxes.

    3) Pee is yummy.

    in that order. no lie.

  • my ideal superpower would be controlling time. The End

  • my superpower would be to poop diamonds, then i would be complete...

  • if i had a power it wud b to fly!!! but then again it suck to get hit by an airplane

  • 1 got to 0:00

    2 then hold down left and up arrows

    3 enjoy playing snak v.2.3 fluffee verson

  • @CH1LLED465 whoa EPIC!

  • Have sex with evry1 a wAnt

  • People are usally just scared of hitting people because they think people will think they did it on purpose.

  • My superpower would be mind reading and invisibility and to grant wishes so I'm a famous singer with a secret

  • teleportation and the ability to possess immortality and to pass it on to others like fluffee he deserves to live.... FOREVER

  • I would like too have ROGE Powers form Xman

  • @Lovinia16 ...Rogue's powers from Xmen were to absorb the other superpowers of people. If you were the only superpowered being in the world and you had Rogue's powers, wouldn't it be useless?

  • @ChefRappa Not really because i could just borrow ppl talents and abilities to get rich and famous...Soo no ^_^

  • how long is 4 KL?

  • The ability to control time. >:D

  • i want those shoes!!!

  • no 1 thought of controlling time? thats the most important.

  • gaydar

  • The power to spawn things and I'll spawn an obsidian tepeporter to go 2000 squares deep into total miner and get the grenade launcher

  • I HAVE THE POWER OF GIVING LADY'S ORGASMS IN 2 MINS

  • @pluckwireforsound That's a power? I thought it was normal...

  • I would want to transform into a cock :D!

  • invisibly so i could mess with people

  • hancock

    

  • mind control so i could control anyone i wanted anyway i please i could control everyone in this world n i be there queen awsome man yay

  • OK, I favorited the video. Now I'm gonna go play in traffic!

  • I got hit by a truck when I was a little 6 year old girl

  • @Cierjaim846 oh yeah?!?!?!?! well i got bum f**ked when i was a little 6 year old girl! than when i was a 14 year old boy, i almost got hit by one car and it stopped just in time, than another car came and hit me from the side away from the car that almost hit me and than when i was a 17 year old woman i got raped by my dog!!! what now!!!

  • @NERDRAGE175 You went through gender changes?! You have issues. Go to a therapist, bitch!

  • @haleybus22 it was a joke-.-...

  • @NERDRAGE175 Mhm. I so believe you.

  • I would have the power to control time

  • Mines going to have to be to have ice- cream forever and ever!(:

  • the power of the internet!

  • Same as u fluffee!

  • I have been hit by a car, it was fucking painfull, i didnt break anything but still......

    And my shoes stayed on :D

  • immortality

  • there was a guy in a wheelchair who crossing the the street(legally)and a MAC truck came barreling thu and the poor guy got stuck on then the the trucks grill to make matters worse the driver did not notice and took the the guy one on a 5mile trip at 50 miles an hour and did not stop till a cop pulled him over.Like with this story the guy was fine all he did was spill his drink and his chair was fine too when they pried him from the truck.

  • FLuffee is hot!! xD

  • Screw superpowers, I just want a Green Lanterns ring so I can punch douchebags with a fucking huge green fist..... Fuck yeah.

  • Kilometers? Oot?  I knew you were Canadian!

  • my friend got hit by a car and she says that she felt numb afterwards

  • if i could have a superpower i would have invisibility. then when i ride my purple llama at night everyone would think that there is just a random purple llama running around all random like!

  • @myluvce95 why wouldn't you just make the llama invisible? lmao

  • Time control, I could beat people up without them knowing it and I can rape people without them knowing it... and... I can control time! What else could you want?

  • Teleportation, invisability, clonening

  • Ya know what I'd wish that I had the power to draw so realistically that what I drew would become real

  • Auto-Sex, I don't have to....

    you know what forget it.

  • i got hit by a car a few weeks ago.. stupid old people

  • thumbs up if u know oj is guilty

  • to read peoplez mindz so if they lie to me i can be all like skrew u man i know your lien

  • The power of wishes!!!!!XD

  • This playboy model was hit by a car then she was dragging. She was knocke out and her skirt ripped off and after a while her shirt ripped off too....this was Downtown california....

  • Setting: peaceful day in the city. Woman:oh no look it's a bird It's a plane It's a swarm of flies! Flies:We shall destroy you all. Me:You Shall not as long as i stand! 

    *flies drop dead* Woman: wow! have you way with me! Me: I intended to!

  • i want the power to have all powers

  • To be able to bring Pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards to life!!!!

  • The power to control fire on my command

  • she was draggin her ass back to the kitchen! :D

  • the power to life forever but look really good

  • The power to make people have common sense.

  • the power to get my comment in your video

  • Hahaha

  • Wat u asaid

  • the power to control time....not to strip girls just to get away with anything like wen my mom screams at me or never stops talking about her child hood.....or the power of becoming a powerfull sexy giant!

  • He would be a good person on jackass...agree ?

  • the power to create anything in the whole space and telacanesus

  • Wheres my Super powers????

  • thanks fluffy now i shit big macs

  • i would have the power to send wild donkey monkeys to EAT PEOPLE[ or you know, spank people instead, thats more pleasant]

    btw fluffee cute....

  • I want to have the same power that Rogue from X-Men has and be able to drain other peoples powers and memorys out of them and be able to use the powers I drain! :) :p

  • I would have hte power to TELEPORTT NAD TELEKINSES AND STOP TIME AND RUIN LIFES :3

  • stop time

  • he said "she-hulk" again :D:D:D

  • My power would be to get away with murdering all people on earth.

  • @iruleu2011 ... WHAT A DICK!!!!

  • @thenewmike121 excuse me?!

  • @iruleu2011 My power would be to SPARTA KICK!!!! People in the balls without anyone knowing.

    * whisper * THIS ... IS ... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • To be able to form into anything, as in, being that person. xD

    That'd be fuckin' sweet.

  • my power would be to creat weed from anything like the mariijuana touch!

  • WTF I ALWAYS WANTED THAT POWER (>.<)

  • immoralty

  • um probably xray vision to look at the girls

  • she-hulk really REALLY!

  • only losers post stuff about how they need to hypnotize or "trick" a woman cuz they got no skills!! get over it, pervert

  • big dick

  • lol FLuffee looks like a cross between justin timberlake and lennerd from big bang theory. : D thumbs up if you agree...

  • @LimTanc3 so fucking true!

  • @LimTanc3 not even close

  • super nudity

  • i got hit by a car my lower part of my body was under the car i put my arms on the front end and i drag myself out and i was walking fine

  • giant flying cow turds

  • I would have the power to hypnotize women, because they have half the money and all the pussy.. ; D...except for ellen degeneress and rosie o'donnell, they just have lots of money...

  • I would have the super power to alter the universe and the laws of science to my own perspective, so that way I can shapeshift into whatever I want, have all the superpowers, convert idiots into geniuses, make it so that humans can breathe underwater and so that we don't require sleep nor food to survive, delete gravity in a concentrated area for a given period of time, and crazy shit like that. Wouldn't that be kickass?

  • My cousin was killed in a hit-and-run last year. And yes, her shoes were knocked off when it happened.

  • the superpower to make money

  • what's 4 kilometers in miles?

  • @Mr1990Noah around 2 and a half, i think. seeing as 8 kilometers is 5 miles.

  • @staceysims1 thank u

  • @Mr1990Noah about 2.5 miles.

  • timemachine power :)

  • Super powers

    

  • the ability to make me or other people orgasm at will. As many times as i want. *robs bank* Cop: Hey get back here!* uses powers to make him orgasm on the spotCop: Oh shit!Hes distracted! Woo! Lets get the fuck out!

  • speed,able to fly in space and have a new home world that no one knows about

  • snap my fingers to snap someones neck

  • X-ray vision...

  • am i the only one who noticed that (his right) eyebrow is slightley raised when compared with his other eyebrow?

  • I would have the power to turn super saiyan 1,2,3,and 4

  • Thats funny, well make shoes that will stay on your feet if you get hit by a truck, hit by a car and get dragged for awhile brake some bones, and almot die. i garuntee youll have shoes on you feet.

  • is it me or is he just soooo hot!? xx

  • Inception

  • Shape Shifting

    

  • shapeshifting durr lol then i'd shapeshift into u and be popular or something lol

  • where can I get a copy of your hat

  • summoning stuff

    *riding t-rex*

    THIS IS...

    SPARTAAAAAAAA!!

  • the power to become invisible

  • And to be mecanical gunus

  • I would have the power the shit out money bitches im rich now bitches

  • the power to make nightmares into reality

  • she went all she hulk on us again... lol

    i would have... invisabilty, just to be able to slap someone in the back of the head and they won't know who it was. :P

  • Minipulate reality

  • Teleportation

  • Transportaion! Appear behind enemy bitches and drop kick em from behind >:D

  • I would have the power to have all the powers I want!

  • The power to be a Jumper.

  • FIRE!!!! BOOM BOOM FIRE POWER!!!

  • when my grama was little she was dragged by a buss! true story! but she was ok1

  • The power to legalize and change laws yea weed bitch!:D

  • makeing btchs fuck me

  • holy fuck. so fucking hot. fuckkkkk meeeeeeee.......pleez :]

  • the power to make anything out of nothing xD Cheesburger Yeah bitch

  • show sum simpethy...

  • ability to manipulate time

  • I want to be able to read peoples minds, or better yet, compell them to do whatever I say.

  • Damn this is the first video ive ever favorited DAAAAAMN

  • OMG I THINK YOUR FROM CANADA

  • car driver: "oh my shit! i hit someone! i can get away...

    gets out of car: "god DAMN it!"

  • Maybe, that girl is the Cheerleader from Heroes.

  • she survived because she is norwegian

  • You got a dislike for being too Canadian...

    Aren't you that kid in Degrassi that was the mascott? TJ?

  • I would have telekinesis

  • of course it was a woman driving the car...women........

  • the power to pass school without studying. -.-

  • ahh the many faces of Fluffee