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  • Great role playing, totally believed it. God Bless!

  • I gave up video games for Lent, but I started it a week late, so should I not play video games until a week after Easter?

  • if u want - all about u and God, man.

    Do as the Spirit directs :-)

  • Thanks for the advice man, I made the decision of not playing video games for the full 40 days.

  • @funnyman805 you have got to be kidding me.

  • What do you mean by "you have got to be kidding me"?

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  • Okay...funny. Why only sacrific for 40 days? If you think that is good and pleasing to God, why don't you give it up for good? I think that is the point. The lent thing is symbolism, but giving up should be a sacrific to be pleasing to God. Therefore, giving up something should be permanent, not just for a "given" period of time.

  • @katkollmer I think you're right in a way, if something is harmful to your relationship with God, then you should give it up. However, the purpose of giving up something important to me for Lent is, for me, to remind me of God "sacrificing" His very important Son for me. The sacrifice I make, (like this year I gave up Facebook for 40 days) is to remind me of that. I think you'd agree FB isn't bad, its the symbolism behind the idea. :)

  • holy fight

  • lol, chechingz! ;)

  • wtf i was quoting wat he said at 1:31-1:33

  • what did Pontius Pilate give up for lent? Jesus

  • Call me BIG daddy when you back that thang up...

  • Thank You sweet Lord Jesus for The Holy Catholic Church Please protect them in this kind of sick world and all the children who love you. Amen

  • I think you mean all the children that the Holy Catholic Church "loves".

    No child's behind left.

  • No I think you hurt more people than The Catholic Church has in all time you are a very little person to put down something so good. I admit the Church has had their share of human mistakes that you find everywhere in this fallen world but I will never stop receiving Our Lord In Eurachrist and be sentenced to a forever with such Cold Nasty people.

  • @janettecrazylka

    I hurt more people than the Church IN ALL TIME? I've never molested anyone, I've never burned a witch, I wasn't complacent in the Holocaust. I never told the Africans suffering from AIDS that condoms don't work.

    I have a question for you--If that cracker is the body of christ, how come it tastes like a cracker? How come his blood tastes like wine?

  • When a mother feeds her baby in her womb it's real blood real food that feeds her baby just like Christ feeds us what we need by receiving Him. But your mind is to closed to ever except His Death was for a purpose so his followers could truly be His Body and Blood. I think you have your facts wrong about everything and I am sure in time some men and women have made mistakes thank God I receive Our Lord.

  • @janettehanzelka that is like a strange interpretation of communion. Communion is what we do in "rememberance" of Him. It is not a sacrific. You don't need communion to get saved either.

  • God sacrificed his son and is a just and righteous God. He was following his Law when he said, for the wages of sin are death. However, Jesus only needed to be on the cross once. He bore those sins on the cross once. Why put him up there over and over? Once and forever.

  • And it's true God likes SELF CONTROL instead of acting like animals. When it comes to sex and everything else that feels good you shouldn't do. All things should be done in a good and pure way and trust God . Probably a foreign idea to you.

  • Why is there evil in the world? Why does god create us sick, then command us, on pain of eternal torture, to be well. How can god send his son (I mean himself) down to be tortured and killed for us, when he could just forgive us in the first place?

    I'm sure you would play humble, and say that we, as mere mortals, could never TRULY know god, or his reasons. "god works in mysterious ways", you would say. YET, you claim to know what god "likes".

    AND, you didn't answer me.

  • You can't understand your heart is not ready. But He is calling that's why I am here. I'm sure and God is not darkness He is Light, Sin causes destruction not GOD!

  • Janette, his heart is ready, he just isn't understanding. He needs some help understanding without a religion to stand in the way. Brain...all you have to do is ask God to cleanse you and accept him as he has accepted you. That is all. Jesus died for your sins a long time again 2010 years ago. You don't have to put him on the cross every day. All you have to ask is forgiveness which is between you and him. No other person is involved. Your convictions will set you free.

  • My heart is just a muscle pumping blood.

  • Brain..if that is the case, drop and give me 100. ;)

  • @katkollmer

    My heart is not ready for or open to that. ;)

  • oooh...100 pushups are that many! I know you can! :)

  • Jesus goes to great lengths to tell his believers about the Eucharist. He then explained that His body and blood was "real food", & would give us eternal life, not just fill our stomachs. The Jews who heard him said that it was a hard saying, and walked away. Why would they walk away and leave someone who they had seen raise the dead, multiply the loaves, cure the sick, walk on water, etc., if eating his body and drinking his blood was only a symbolic statement?

  • @janettehanzelka

    What does that even mean? My heart is not ready?

  • Brain...how do you think freedom came about...it took a rebel in the Jewish faith, to make people see. God knew what was about to happen. Suffering brought freedom. Does that help Brainmarinade?

  • @katkollmer

    no.

  • No. what? Brainmarinade. No is a big answer with vague consequences.

  • @katkollmer

    No, that doesn't help. "Freedom" is a big word with vague consequences, to steal a phrase. Do you mean to say that freedom did not exist until Jesus was around?

  • Okay...now I know what you are talking about. Freedom, Freedom isn't free, we have to continuously work to be freedom. If you are under a Law...no. I know what you are getting at....bond servants, and free women..Those following the religion requirements were not free to do as they pleased. There were biblical consequences as well as political consequences. Democracy was a term used in Greece and the author of our "elected" democracy.

  • this is Roman Catholicism you are referring to.

    If you read the Bible - without foolish judgement - then you will see that JESUS THE MESSIAH forbade all that shit. thank you, GOD BLESS YOU

  • You are weird and talk about things you don't understand! Even the Jews ate Manna in the desert and The Temple (The Church) He was already in learning at 12. He taught the costumes He and the Disciples taught the Church their traditions. Words are wonderful but even the Bible says you couldn't contain all Jesus's works in a Book. Praise You Jesus for Eucharist!!!!!!

  • Jesus therefore said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, ye have not life in yourselves.

  • @janettehanzelka

    symbolism.

  • Brainmarinade...that isn't a comment...just a word. Can you give a little more direction with your "symbolism"? I am sure Janette would like some direction with it to.

  • Eucharist is meant 2 b SYMBOLIC.

    The Roman Church was GOOD, but due to sins against God & humanity they fell and many reformations came. Jesus is not dying and living ever Sunday. Jesus is alive in His body in the Kingdom. The sacrifice was ONCE & FOR ALL and the Passover meal/Lord's Supper/Eucharist is an ORDINANCE FOR EVER & is meant to be done IN MEMORY OF HIM. If Jesus was spilling blood and cutting flesh every Sunday, there'd be not Jesus left & the original sacrifice would mean nothing

  • Jesus therefore said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, ye have not life in yourselves.

  • but you have taken the passage out of context

    going by the point u are trying to make, there was no ressurrection because he was cooked and eaten by his followers and they washed it down with his blood.

    unless there is an eternal freezer somewhere, but that is nonsense and i say God forbid it!

    how can bread suddenly become flesh? and grape juice man juice?

    rememebr the Bible mentions those that "eat my people as they eat bread". (not a ref. to the eucharist, but its worth quoting).

  • When a mother carries her child he eats and lives on her blood and nourished by his mother their is not a freezer in sight! Just a loving creator. Your mind is not open enough to see the great love God had for his children to go all the way for love and suffer like a mother who suffers to give life.

  • i see u need to learn your sex education and fetal development again. did u pass science in school?

    the mother's blood NEVER EVEN MEETS the fetus. nutrients are passed from the blood into the placenta for the child. the fetus does not "eat and live on" its mothers blodod. once again, there is a hole in your argument.

  • i see u need to learn your sex education and fetal development again. did u pass science in school?

    JESUS SPOKE IN PARABLES TO OUTSIDERS!! My mind is very open to the truth of Christ. but yours hads been clouded. My God sent his only begotten son, not any Pope, bishop, cardinal or preist to take my sin away. Jesus' sacrifice was once and for all. END OF STORY. and u can keep the "ur heart is corrupt" nonsense because I know the God I serve...can the same be said for you?

  • Who are you speaking to Revenge when you regard to: sex ed and fetal development?

  • @katkollmer i was talking to janettehanzelka and correcting their inccorect justification fro thehir views on the eucharist. read the previous comments.

    according to janettehanzelka, the child eats the mother's blood in the womb.

  • @RevengeOfIjapa Okay...gotcha. How does the baby "eat" blood anyway? The umbilical cord attaches to the wall of the uterus through the placenta. The placenta is like the barrier and cleansing factor. It supplies vital nutrients with fluids to the baby through the cord that is attached to the placenta. It is a back and forth kind of thing. Kind of preverse way of thinking about that cord, don't you think?

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  • im not a goat. probably fuck a goat XD

  • you are so sick

  • where'd you guys go? =[

  • LMAO. "is black angus a nickname for your african-american partner"

  • like a boyscout...lmao.

  • hahaha xD

  • homophobia is the fear of gay people not calling people gay or someting..Jeez you guys are...GAY!

  • would you call a goat a goat?? ahahah

  • LMAO....funny vid

  • probably fuck a goat.

  • good stuff guys

  • 'you'd probably fuck a goat' LOOL

  • MMM BBQ RIBBS!!!

  • Hilarious video. More please. =]

  • LOL that's hilarious.

  • "I'll fuck a faggot up w/ my Jesus fists"

    L M A O

  • LOL!

  • LoL soooooo Funny xo

  • Best video I've seen all week! Gj

  • hahahaha

  • wow. dont you think youre being just as bad as some christians

  • god is almighty

  • Homophobia is gay?

    Homophobia = Fear of the gay

    Fear of the gay is gay

    So are you supporting the gay?

  • duh dumbass!

  • its hilarious

  • btw, this is a reply to an ignorant fucker racist called abdfgor.

    racism not cool man.

  • " Or paint a series of rainbow and when your cock gets hard we'll see how many badges you earned like a boy scout" HAHA LOL XD

  • Aw damn! Love it!

  • LMFAO!!! faggot talk

  • OMG!!!i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe

  • HAHAHA. lack of protein, extra space for cock. lmfao

  • lol

    gay

  • omg funny as hell

  • Love it!

  • "you'd probly fuck a goat"

  • LOL ahahah yea i book'd that too

  • haha, black angus yumm!

  • Mah JEEsus fists! Hilarious!

  • hahahahaha....would you call a goat--a goat??!!bwahahahaha

  • Hahahaha. Jesus fists.

  • Hey buddies, Ole Canada is gonna call you on this, And tip dudes...

  • hilarious and clever. reminds me of my family

  • lol awesome

  • "and when your dick gets hard. we can see how many rainbows. like the boy scouts"

    hahaha

  • jesus fists. genius

  • 40 days no homophobia? NOOOO

  • "probably fuck a goat..." bwahahahaha good one

    "Jesus ate meat.. not a fag.." LMAO hahahha good one too

    "..Jesus fists" bwahahahaha rotfl

  • lol hells yea.

  • "Like a boyscout."

    Hahaha funnnnny.

  • u guys are awsome

  • darshan is a faggot

  • filipino

  • ...thats asian

  • not really

  • ya it is in asia

  • in standardized tests filipinos have their own bubble seperated from asians

    u know when they ask you for your heritage and u have to circle oneof those bubbles or whatever

    so i dont know

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  • do you guys mean the difference between the racial categories of "Asian" and "Pacific Islander"? There is a difference, but really its up to the people who are choosing to identify with either of those. lol

  • not bad...seriously you guys are pretty funny

  • Jaymar is cute.

  • 5 stars

  • ILL FKC A FAGGOT UP WITH MY JESUS FIST..LOL

    im going to black angus... is thta ur nickname for your african american partner LMFAO AHAHA

  • i love making fun of ignorant people too you go guys!

  • haha oh that's gay *and holds a straight face, like that never happened*

  • "would you call a goat a goat?"

    ahahah.

  • "see how many rainbows you've earned, like a boy scout." LMAO!

  • ahahahah!

    "you'd probably fxck a goat."

  • omg, Jesus fist.

    -classic

  • did rene say "you'd fuck a goat" ? hahaha.

  • faggotry? lmao.

  • u guys deserve all success and blessing granted upon u ... and some good ass recogntion.. got my support

  • LOL, I'll probably fuck a foggot up with my Jesus fist!

  • "You'd probably fuck a goat."

    LOL

  • i think am in love with Jaymar....

  • Its been a long while and i totally forgot about you guys!. You guys are one of my largest inspirations and thanks for making this you guys made me remember haha. added to inspiration on channel thanks! and subbed

  • wow i just realized that i just bought the same shirt that jaymar is wearing! the rad clothing line came to our sportsfest at cal poly pomona and i bought that shirt there!! cool!!!

  • rene, are those real or fake tatts??

  • they are fake tats. for a sketch we had shot the day before we did this one.

    thanks for caring.

  • when are you going to post that video?

  • AHH i love this. ah you guys are good. hahaha.

  • TOUCHBLUE ROCKS!!! \m/

  • HAHAHAHA

  • "We just think it's funny to make fun of ignorant people."

    I hear ya. :D

  • yeah, making fun of ignorant folk wakes people up! seriously. there are a lot of dumb people on youtube.

  • agreed.

  • i'll fuck em up wit mah jesus fist!! lol

  • lol. "is black angus a nickname for your african-american partner?"

  • im giving up red meat!! haha :] ..thats ghay

  • ROFL!

    wow, good message at the end. cause i was thinking, wtheeeck! lol

  • You guys are SO HILARIOUS!!! I couldn't stop laughing Please keep up the good work...and please avoid Faggetry. no no no j/k j/k ahahahahahahaaha GAWD so freaking funny.

  • that was amazing.

  • in fact, i am most taller than MOST gays!

    touch blue.. dot neeeeettttttt

  • Hilarious. Nice one, y'all.

  • "In fact I am much taller than most gays." Love it. Keep em coming guys!

  • Paint a rainbow on it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ohhmmgg lol this was SO funny :P

  • "you'd probably fuck a goat."

    lol!!!!

  • can't stop watchin this vid. haha "i'll fuck a faggot up with my jesus fist". HILARIOUS!

  • hilarious. i love you guys.

  • You guys are so the best.

  • hell yea. rofl. awesome. really funny.

  • lol

  • F IN AWsome

  • hilarious. touchblue rules all.

  • AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAH­AHA FAGGETRYY AHAHAH BEST WORD EVER AHAHAHA... "leaves more room for the cock" ahahhahahaha good stuff goood stuff

  • would you call a goat a goat? you probably fuck one lmfao

  • OH MAN, Good job guys, another great video.

  • hilarious stuff yo!

  • LMFAO

  • ROFLOLMFAOMFG!

  • new vid

  • hahahah had me on the floor... nice work

  • good save!