dolphins aren't even that "pure". they are the only animal in the animal kingdom apart from humans to engage in gang-rape, for example. there have even been accounts of them attempting to rape human divers.
Those little creepy interactions starting at 3:50 made me sad. Those are some of the GROSSEST people. Seriously, they are horrifying to behold, and I can understand why they would pay money and go through the ruse of "finding their inner dolphin" just to get some human contact...by the way, I have a dolphin inside me?? Don't dolphins rape each other??!!
i know we all entertained and laughing at these mentalliy ill peta puppet psychos and think they too crazy to affect us, but they do in ways you cant even comprehend. they are not hilarious harmless lunatics they are dangerous animal worshippin human hating psychos and one the biggest dangers? they vote- and they donate money like to peta which is with its 32 million dollar budget does more damage to marine wildlife and our rights then any industry group or person on planet. time2 stop them
#2 so i know they are soooo crazy and funny that seem harmless and we just ignore them thinking "ahh they too nuts to be threat or do anything to affect us" but they are most dangerous people to wildlife and marine life in world and most dangerous to our freedoms and rights in usa! it isnt just funny- its dangerous and mentally ill opsychos!!!!! its time the sane 7 billion rational people on planet take stand and say enough! its time to get rid of these nut job terrorist organizations (petaetc)
dolphins are more the fish- their fucking delicious!!!!! like tuna and poultry combined- so yummy its mouth watering. if id nort get more prison time for killing dolphin then robbing 7 11 and shooting clerk, id post a "dear peta" video where i slaughter one and cook it up grub down on it. its far past time we sane human beings take web you tube and world back from these lunatics. peta puppets should be labotomized.
Horseshit, if they were so highly evolved, they would have some sort of society... Unless that's what's on the bottom of the sea, and all the dolphins we encounter are the retarded exiles who got cast out for constantly getting stuck in the tennis nets, just like those damn sea pigeons, or "tuna" as we humans call them. Truly they deserve to be ground up and mixed with tuna.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine it'd be fan freakin tastic if we could exile our lunatics and liars and retards ( otherwise known as animal rights, peta greenpeace sea terror ( shepard) alf elf etc etc etc ) exile them to tiny island where they can eat plants and their rabbit food diet and can be as dishinest and crazy as like and can worship animals and seal and sea lions and be menace to noone else but other lunatics liars and retards ( animal rights folks) these peopel make my stomach turn & blood boil
What drugs are the fucks on? Seriously I'm wanting to trip balls to the point where I can talk to dolphins far from the ocean. Oh such fucking morons!
holy sh**- ok i know everyone knows madicine was archaeic and primitive in old days. but the nice wonderfull thing about every day prior to 1980, is that any of these peta psychos would of been locked up for being ppsycho as they should be. these people would of labotimized which is perfect, therefore they cant breed vote or effect the rest sane planet whatsoever. the sad thing is all peta puppets sea shepard and greenpeace same people btw, are as insane as the ones you see here. scary huh?
jenn and joel pregnant peta lunatics- prime example what and who im talking bout. these people seem harmless but are in fact very dangerous to society. but please tell me im not the only sane intelligent rational human being here who sees exactly just how mentally ill these folks are?!?! but the jenn and joel couple are bringing a baby into this world! see what i mean about the dangers of having lunatics like these and all peta puppets roaming free in society? jesus help us. scary scary scary
@seppukuification925 ahaha ah ha ah aha hahaha ah aha haha ah ahhah aha ah ! look fucktard, i already know that to be a peta puppet you have to be anti god or wouldnt be peta puppet to begin with, but i cant thank you enough for proving my point, and exposing yourself as the nut bag whacko scum you all are. and you wouldnt know, but wonderful thing bout being right, is that noone can say shit but lies lunacy or insults to you! lol thanks for helping me and proving what crazy scum you are.
Ok you dumb mindless kike. Who's the whacko now. You wrote all that and you still think I'm one for PETA I can care less about that shit, your .talking to someone who feeds live rabbits and chickens to my pitbull and snakes dumbass. Lol May Geezus Allah Christ help you fellow fucktard.
@seppukuification925 speaking of fucktards- i never said were card carrying member of peta, said you were peta puppet. and for record, im not saying you are but- no peta members orfollowers admit to being peta never on you tube for same reason peta has dozens of subsidiaries they use names of to produce films and propaganda cause they aware that 99% folks tune out soon as hear its from peta cause they know every word is lie. but you are brainwashed like every oneelse from decades of their lies
@fishncapt26 yeah just as long as you know you're brainwashed as well Mr. Drone. You're not exempt from the brainwashing neither son. I've read Behold A Pale Horse by William Cooper which I'm sure you haven't yet and watched hours of videos of the dumb fuck Alex Jones. I've even went as far as Jordan Maxwell And Michael Tsarion. I'm a Sovereign American not a 14th Amendment slave citizen like you!. So I know I'm way ahead of the curve than most of the people out there. Fucking Goyim
@seppukuification925 ha! fyi- youre arguing with one of only handfull of experts on planet fukktard! hahaha! you have gotta be fukktarded and rode lil bus too school and unbelievably arrogant and ignorrant to argue with a marine biologist and 100 ton masters licensed captain of research vessels for dept of fish n wildlife with 3 and half decades at sea experience. i am one of the top 10 in usa experts on these maers fukktard. your unreal. for love of god dont ever breed or vote. u need labotomy
@seppukuification925 ATTENTION ALL SANE RATIONAL NORMAL NON PETA PUPPET HUMAN BEINGS - take peek at this peta psychos comments for minute- for those of you havin hard time believing there is peta puppet psychotic fukktards like in this video in real life- heres prime textbook example and proof how none of them can say word that aint lies lunacy dellusions and madness or insults and threats- it is truly frightening people this mentally ill live in world but there quite few them sobeware!!psycho!4
@seppukuification925 i read many of your insane lying dellusional psychotic peta puppet comments and funny how none of them corect spelling and grammar except when your trying flailing desperate pathetic way to insult me lol lol noones takes time to di comment sperfect comments more like text messages not a college thesis you fukktard- you cant say word isnt lies lunacy or insults youre 3 for 3 and getinn desperate all you cab do is rip my grammar hahaha ah a ha peta puppet psychopath
@fishncapt26 you really are a dumb white piece of shit.
I'm not even part of PETA you fucking loser. Who the fuck are you arguing with you little kid? Seriously get off the internet stop watching porn and jerking off get a girlfriend.
@seppukuification925 1st- no peta meta psychos admit to being peta because they know world knows they full of shit and insane and every word is lie and tune them out immediately- 2- you ARE a peta puppet and everything you think you know is lies from decades of brainwashing in every documentary on marine and wildlife youve ever seen on tv ( whether discovery pbs whatever) and too stupid to realise it is peta and its subsidiaries who produced every documentary ever seen on marine life, fukktard
i dont really see the point in this episode, its just a few nuts, not anything even on a nationwide scale, but there are other points of genuine interest in dolphins that arent being talked about here. bit of a shitty episode
WHERE do these flaky "gurus" come from?!?! seriously - or per haps i should say, "siriusly" - WHERE do they come from?!?! and if the "dolphin assisted birth" should go wrong, can the people sue the dolphins for malpractice - oh, wait - can't practice malpractice if you're not a LICENSED DOCTOR. is there a "school" - or should i say, "pod" - where dolphins go to LEARN MEDICAL STUFF?!?! these people are WACKY....
"I'll lead you through an internal experience to call forth your inner dolphin and then we'll bring our inner dolphin out, so that we're completely immersed in our dolphin aspect... that is us."
I'll lead you through an internal experience to call forth your inner dolphin and then we'll bring our inner dolphin out so that we're completely immersed in our dolphin aspect ... that is us.
that song at 3:50 reminds me of beavis and butthead do america,when the hippy teacher was singing "lesbien seagull" when the swat team kicks in the door and kicks his ass................
seriusly! that is child endangerment big time! suppose a tiger shark is in the area,and he picks up the smell (blood, vaginal secretion,placenta) like penn said,"id feel alot better if ther was an under water neo natel unit, and an ICU
I'm sure that if dolphins have the mental capabilities necessary for speech, and if they were taught english, they'd be nothing but insulted by these people.
Dolphin assisted group therapy self-help..........
Im looking at that house, and it looks quite swanky. Had I known that such a looney tooney idea could have been so profitable, I'd have quit medical school long ago.
If dolphins is more evolved than mankind, why do the get stuck in fish nets all the time? And no, no argument like: "they can't see them", if they can talk to humans by their spirit, they can see our nets to!
But one thing is true, the dolphins is smarter than the people that belive in dolphin super powers!
@kingosaurus We talking about Super god-like power dolphins, not REAL ones.
I mean that if the dolphines can speak to us with their mind and are like gods, why do they all get stuck in the nets? Why not just tell us to stop doing that, instead they told a woman to start a dolphine club in her house?
Dolphins are fucking with us. They are pure evil, the Japanese have been defending their Island from these for years. Either by Mind or by A**. But mainly A**.
Like Southpark "FUCK YOU DOLPHIN, FUCK YOU WHALE!!!"
I kind of like my mutilated piece. "Check it out! Its the two-tone joystick!" But i just cant understand how some of these people can claim that there are "healing powers". Let the kids have fun and leave it at that. Even if it doesnt help, it makes them smile. That should be enough. Fuckin hippies(Wack jobs)!
Despite what this show says, I wish I was delivered by a dolphin because that way my penis would still be intact. I'd rather have died than having the sick doctor circumcise me, now I gotta go through life with a mutilated dick, how wonderful.
Wow this is a steaming pile of BS, monkey's and apes are more intelligent then dolphins! At least they can understand English and communicate in sign language. Take that you water swimming wanna be fishes!
Let me translate what Penn was saying about Dolphin brains vs. Human brains for all you dolphin lovers out there. More of the Human brain is used for thinking than the dolphin brain is used for.
I live in Sedona AZ, this place is FULL of people like this. I'm truly embarrassed that this had to be on prime time television. We have people in my town who think they can talk to dead people, we have psychics who say they can see my aura (some non visible light). I don't know whats up with all these nut jobs but why does my town attract these kind of people? This place is beautiful but dam why did this have to be on TV!
I like to think that dolphins work for handicapped or disabled people like bringing a dog to a nursing home helps senior citizens - it just makes them feel better, and I don't see anything wrong with that.
2:31 Dolphins don't seem to have evolved a lot in the last 20 million years or am I missing something? Other than a few tricks to warn us of our impending doom that is.
@YaMumYaNanYaGran (Reposted - just to make sure you saw it too) @xladygrinningsoul Damn it - I can't decide. Was your comment funnier or was YaMumYaNanYaGran's comment funnier? You know what - you both win.
does she really have a dolphin skull? like really? and its white(cleaned), and SHES IN ARIZONA, that was probably a dolphin she brought home and the rest of the dolphin boiled away.
dolphins is NOT a fish! I dont care that you just joke about it! its a mammal!
lovemusic1007 22 hours ago
Why conduct dolphin therapy in, of all places, Sedona?
bubbyeater 6 days ago
1:16 damn... where do they dig up these idiots xD
pauloman16 1 week ago
@pauloman16 there favorite city,....SEDONA!!
for some reason they keep going ther
arkie74 1 week ago
lol hippy
bumcheeseftw 2 weeks ago 2
This can't be real....out of all the stupid shit I've seen people do and believe in...I just can't believe people believe this crap!
blitzstock777 2 weeks ago
I am pretty sure some of these crazy dolphin fan's secretly had sex with dolphins in the middle of the night...
I like dolphins but this guys gone crazy.
tvastar 3 weeks ago
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Slobezero 3 weeks ago
does anyone else feels like kick those dolphin freacks?
maximilianitoaguirre 4 weeks ago
5:18, full throttle, cunt numbing, scary dolphin bullshit.
Bahahahah
te37drift 1 month ago
she's right, standards of the 21st century for child birth suck! gimme child birth standards from the victorian era, that was the good times!
GProduct 1 month ago
If i ever get asked what did u laugh at the hardest its this episode of bullshit :P
jopi122 1 month ago
these people....becuz they got HIGH! x3.........
northsuzi 1 month ago
So long and thanks for all the fish, but please don't listen to this crazy bitch. We tried to warn you it was scam
You may respect our intellect, explains why this bull shit you accept, and all that other crap you have around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
this1blackguy 1 month ago
The people in the alien abduction one can at least claim to be crazy, these people are just fucking stupid.
Videodrome92 1 month ago
Having asperger I find it offensive that my mental health gets called a "special needs".
-_-
Picasso43967 1 month ago
Was LSD involved in the making of this? I mean, it was funny, but come on, let's here some PETA jokes!
rmisionero 2 months ago
@rmisionero i dont think even they are as crazy as the crazy dolphin cult
cropathfinder 1 month ago
"Dolphin, Whale, and Space Research" -_-
dos2cpp 2 months ago
Clafaries are from space and travel through space in a meteor. Dolphins might travel in an asteroid. Who agrees?
lulzgam3r 2 months ago
dolphins aren't even that "pure". they are the only animal in the animal kingdom apart from humans to engage in gang-rape, for example. there have even been accounts of them attempting to rape human divers.
robokill387 2 months ago
my brain just had a melt down...what...the...fuckery
HowlsFury 2 months ago
cuntnumbing is now a word I will use.
OddmusicNmore 2 months ago
What you just heard was my head hitting my laptop at 3.26
MegaPoone 2 months ago
Those little creepy interactions starting at 3:50 made me sad. Those are some of the GROSSEST people. Seriously, they are horrifying to behold, and I can understand why they would pay money and go through the ruse of "finding their inner dolphin" just to get some human contact...by the way, I have a dolphin inside me?? Don't dolphins rape each other??!!
DisappointingPorn 2 months ago
i know we all entertained and laughing at these mentalliy ill peta puppet psychos and think they too crazy to affect us, but they do in ways you cant even comprehend. they are not hilarious harmless lunatics they are dangerous animal worshippin human hating psychos and one the biggest dangers? they vote- and they donate money like to peta which is with its 32 million dollar budget does more damage to marine wildlife and our rights then any industry group or person on planet. time2 stop them
fishncapt26 2 months ago
#2 so i know they are soooo crazy and funny that seem harmless and we just ignore them thinking "ahh they too nuts to be threat or do anything to affect us" but they are most dangerous people to wildlife and marine life in world and most dangerous to our freedoms and rights in usa! it isnt just funny- its dangerous and mentally ill opsychos!!!!! its time the sane 7 billion rational people on planet take stand and say enough! its time to get rid of these nut job terrorist organizations (petaetc)
fishncapt26 2 months ago
at 3:20 what is Chuck Norris doing there?
VenomLSX 2 months ago
dolphins are more the fish- their fucking delicious!!!!! like tuna and poultry combined- so yummy its mouth watering. if id nort get more prison time for killing dolphin then robbing 7 11 and shooting clerk, id post a "dear peta" video where i slaughter one and cook it up grub down on it. its far past time we sane human beings take web you tube and world back from these lunatics. peta puppets should be labotomized.
fishncapt26 2 months ago
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Horseshit, if they were so highly evolved, they would have some sort of society... Unless that's what's on the bottom of the sea, and all the dolphins we encounter are the retarded exiles who got cast out for constantly getting stuck in the tennis nets, just like those damn sea pigeons, or "tuna" as we humans call them. Truly they deserve to be ground up and mixed with tuna.
0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 months ago
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine it'd be fan freakin tastic if we could exile our lunatics and liars and retards ( otherwise known as animal rights, peta greenpeace sea terror ( shepard) alf elf etc etc etc ) exile them to tiny island where they can eat plants and their rabbit food diet and can be as dishinest and crazy as like and can worship animals and seal and sea lions and be menace to noone else but other lunatics liars and retards ( animal rights folks) these peopel make my stomach turn & blood boil
dudeluvsbettas 2 months ago
What drugs are the fucks on? Seriously I'm wanting to trip balls to the point where I can talk to dolphins far from the ocean. Oh such fucking morons!
MrRalphanate 2 months ago
Penn and Teller are right about everything other than the fact that dolphins had to be truly supernatural to give us Ecco the Dolphin
ndclub67 2 months ago
"Feuck you dolphins!" (Southpark)
Poodleinacan 2 months ago
holy sh**- ok i know everyone knows madicine was archaeic and primitive in old days. but the nice wonderfull thing about every day prior to 1980, is that any of these peta psychos would of been locked up for being ppsycho as they should be. these people would of labotimized which is perfect, therefore they cant breed vote or effect the rest sane planet whatsoever. the sad thing is all peta puppets sea shepard and greenpeace same people btw, are as insane as the ones you see here. scary huh?
fishncapt26 2 months ago
jenn and joel pregnant peta lunatics- prime example what and who im talking bout. these people seem harmless but are in fact very dangerous to society. but please tell me im not the only sane intelligent rational human being here who sees exactly just how mentally ill these folks are?!?! but the jenn and joel couple are bringing a baby into this world! see what i mean about the dangers of having lunatics like these and all peta puppets roaming free in society? jesus help us. scary scary scary
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26 I don't know you may be just as crazy as them. Your asking for help from some invisible guy in the sky
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 ahaha ah ha ah aha hahaha ah aha haha ah ahhah aha ah ! look fucktard, i already know that to be a peta puppet you have to be anti god or wouldnt be peta puppet to begin with, but i cant thank you enough for proving my point, and exposing yourself as the nut bag whacko scum you all are. and you wouldnt know, but wonderful thing bout being right, is that noone can say shit but lies lunacy or insults to you! lol thanks for helping me and proving what crazy scum you are.
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26
Ok you dumb mindless kike. Who's the whacko now. You wrote all that and you still think I'm one for PETA I can care less about that shit, your .talking to someone who feeds live rabbits and chickens to my pitbull and snakes dumbass. Lol May Geezus Allah Christ help you fellow fucktard.
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 speaking of fucktards- i never said were card carrying member of peta, said you were peta puppet. and for record, im not saying you are but- no peta members orfollowers admit to being peta never on you tube for same reason peta has dozens of subsidiaries they use names of to produce films and propaganda cause they aware that 99% folks tune out soon as hear its from peta cause they know every word is lie. but you are brainwashed like every oneelse from decades of their lies
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26 yeah just as long as you know you're brainwashed as well Mr. Drone. You're not exempt from the brainwashing neither son. I've read Behold A Pale Horse by William Cooper which I'm sure you haven't yet and watched hours of videos of the dumb fuck Alex Jones. I've even went as far as Jordan Maxwell And Michael Tsarion. I'm a Sovereign American not a 14th Amendment slave citizen like you!. So I know I'm way ahead of the curve than most of the people out there. Fucking Goyim
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 ha! fyi- youre arguing with one of only handfull of experts on planet fukktard! hahaha! you have gotta be fukktarded and rode lil bus too school and unbelievably arrogant and ignorrant to argue with a marine biologist and 100 ton masters licensed captain of research vessels for dept of fish n wildlife with 3 and half decades at sea experience. i am one of the top 10 in usa experts on these maers fukktard. your unreal. for love of god dont ever breed or vote. u need labotomy
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26 I Pity you! And May the mythical geezus help your molested soul.
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 ATTENTION ALL SANE RATIONAL NORMAL NON PETA PUPPET HUMAN BEINGS - take peek at this peta psychos comments for minute- for those of you havin hard time believing there is peta puppet psychotic fukktards like in this video in real life- heres prime textbook example and proof how none of them can say word that aint lies lunacy dellusions and madness or insults and threats- it is truly frightening people this mentally ill live in world but there quite few them sobeware!!psycho!4
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26
Dude go back to school you dumb mindless white fuck. Try proof reading before sending your comment you pathetic loser. Get a life.
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 i read many of your insane lying dellusional psychotic peta puppet comments and funny how none of them corect spelling and grammar except when your trying flailing desperate pathetic way to insult me lol lol noones takes time to di comment sperfect comments more like text messages not a college thesis you fukktard- you cant say word isnt lies lunacy or insults youre 3 for 3 and getinn desperate all you cab do is rip my grammar hahaha ah a ha peta puppet psychopath
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26 you really are a dumb white piece of shit.
I'm not even part of PETA you fucking loser. Who the fuck are you arguing with you little kid? Seriously get off the internet stop watching porn and jerking off get a girlfriend.
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 1st- no peta meta psychos admit to being peta because they know world knows they full of shit and insane and every word is lie and tune them out immediately- 2- you ARE a peta puppet and everything you think you know is lies from decades of brainwashing in every documentary on marine and wildlife youve ever seen on tv ( whether discovery pbs whatever) and too stupid to realise it is peta and its subsidiaries who produced every documentary ever seen on marine life, fukktard
fishncapt26 2 months ago
@fishncapt26 So than its obvious. Your a dumb white piece of shit PETA supporter
seppukuification925 2 months ago
lol dolphins smarter than us.
TheStare251 3 months ago
The 5-second rule cracked me up xD
LemonPopsiclez 3 months ago
3:50 what.. the.. FUCK!!
Metal1998 3 months ago
People truly have nothing else better to do with their time, money or minds!
fourthgirl 4 months ago
typo people
happychick1973 4 months ago
wow i wonder if the dolphin told her how much to charge peope
happychick1973 4 months ago
3:47 this is starting to scare me
NecxZhor9 4 months ago
So you want to give birth in water surrounded by a pack of wild marine carnivores? Sounds legit.
CamillaCalamity 4 months ago
i dont really see the point in this episode, its just a few nuts, not anything even on a nationwide scale, but there are other points of genuine interest in dolphins that arent being talked about here. bit of a shitty episode
elstroshitnonstop 4 months ago
Dolphins helped me quit smoking and improved my vocabulary. Thank you dolphin and whale.
100cjkennedy 4 months ago
WHERE do these flaky "gurus" come from?!?! seriously - or per haps i should say, "siriusly" - WHERE do they come from?!?! and if the "dolphin assisted birth" should go wrong, can the people sue the dolphins for malpractice - oh, wait - can't practice malpractice if you're not a LICENSED DOCTOR. is there a "school" - or should i say, "pod" - where dolphins go to LEARN MEDICAL STUFF?!?! these people are WACKY....
qwyzl 4 months ago
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
sithis876 4 months ago
"I'll lead you through an internal experience to call forth your inner dolphin and then we'll bring our inner dolphin out, so that we're completely immersed in our dolphin aspect... that is us."
laeufergott 4 months ago
damn hippies are gettin weird...
soadfe 5 months ago
thats it. im having myself classified and non-human cause i refuse to be the same species as those loons.
LokiEarth 5 months ago
@LokiEarth who are you referring to?
dolphinsneu 5 months ago
@dolphinsneu let me put it this way, i own 4 seasons of bullshit
LokiEarth 5 months ago
I cant take my eyes off that skull... freaking sick.
10GaugeManiac 6 months ago
Holy Zombie Jesus!
VoidedMirror 6 months ago
Is that girl even old enough to be a mother? She looks like she is twelve!
MrAppleman89 6 months ago
What. The bloody hell is this. O_o
mimiFUNKAY 6 months ago
you know what would be funny? if these people did what randy did on southpark and got a transformation XD
thatguy9880 7 months ago 8
@thatguy9880 you....your a lawphin?
bricbob1986 3 months ago
do these people understand that there is a shit load of actuall problems in the world? they have way too much time on their flippers.
bricbob1986 3 months ago
@thatguy9880 yeah but it wasnt randy, it was kyle´s dad xd.
imperioindigena 1 month ago
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TheAnarchanon 1 month ago
Everytime i see bullshit, and they show this nonsense nutjobs speaking about spirituality. I scream at the Tv MAKE IT STOP!
villalba874 7 months ago
@villalba874 I jsut wonder how come these people aren't being institutionalized.
MrPrankmastergeneral 6 months ago
Now, I love Penn! But he's is irritating me by calling dolphins "Fish"...
MAM-MALS!
Not FISH
Tsk...
JenRageify 7 months ago
@JenRageify He started out saying that they were mammals, thereafter calling them fish. He does this to ridicule the crazies.
youtubian2500 4 months ago
@youtubian2500 Lol, I know ;). I've always been a mental one for correcting people on their taxonomy. Hehe ;)
JenRageify 4 months ago
'cunt-numbing scary dolphin bullshit'
maureenOWW 7 months ago
I don't know who's stupider these people or creationists
babyranks4 7 months ago
im all for "saving" Dolphins but there is helping and just being wierd.
mrgutsy116 7 months ago
Penn just called a dolphin a fish , lol
jmm1233 8 months ago
This is fucking insanity.
IndigoR 8 months ago
I'll lead you through an internal experience to call forth your inner dolphin and then we'll bring our inner dolphin out so that we're completely immersed in our dolphin aspect ... that is us.
goldenhorde1990 8 months ago
hahaha.. sadona az.. SURPRISE!!!!
dblyoi 8 months ago
hehehehe this so fucking funny, its not long now until the radioaktive dolphins from hell arrives. LOL
heavytom89 8 months ago
So long and thanks for all the shit.. I mean fish !
Morclaw 8 months ago
"GIVE ME BACK MY SKULL " hahahahahahahahahahaha
museick706 8 months ago in playlist Penn & Teller 3
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KiloByte69 8 months ago
that song at 3:50 reminds me of beavis and butthead do america,when the hippy teacher was singing "lesbien seagull" when the swat team kicks in the door and kicks his ass................
arkie74 8 months ago 7
a dolphin moron...a morphine?
Stormwern 8 months ago
The last 20 seconds are hilarious.
Obloose 8 months ago
holy crap!you can sell people bs all day.damm hippies in sedona.
Stephaniebx3 8 months ago
they called her star? i thought her name was paradise. hey punatics, how are ya? aloha pahoa!
nipunad 8 months ago
seriusly! that is child endangerment big time! suppose a tiger shark is in the area,and he picks up the smell (blood, vaginal secretion,placenta) like penn said,"id feel alot better if ther was an under water neo natel unit, and an ICU
arkie74 9 months ago
Dolphin heart world... this is what crack does to people.
robbcayman 9 months ago
I'm sure that if dolphins have the mental capabilities necessary for speech, and if they were taught english, they'd be nothing but insulted by these people.
avielMenter 9 months ago
These kookie fucks live on my island?!?!
garanzbrah 9 months ago
Guy at 4:11 forehead makes him look kind of like a dolphin.
IdiotJedi 9 months ago
its because they are turning into dophins.... dont ya think?
livelaughluv4evah 8 months ago
Is everyone in Sedona a fucking nutcase ?
IdiotJedi 9 months ago
Hope they commit mass suicide. Who doesn't want that?
Inner dolphin my ass, these people smoke seaweeds!
janmac86 10 months ago
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SCARY IS THAT MOST HUMAN BEINGS ARE THIS DUMB AND GULLIBLE / HENCE THATS WHY OUR WORLD IS A SHITTY PLACE TO LIVE
wutez 10 months ago
Dolphin assisted group therapy self-help..........
Im looking at that house, and it looks quite swanky. Had I known that such a looney tooney idea could have been so profitable, I'd have quit medical school long ago.
ChannelUmptyThree 10 months ago 2
LOL, But now ... meet this fur-lined blow hole! Awesome!
Allanfries 10 months ago
DORPHIN AND WHALE
Porkkana89 11 months ago
i bet dolphins are tasty
gibson9821 11 months ago
Those people are clearly high.
stephenok711 11 months ago
If you want a decent exploration of dolphins, go read 'So Long and Thanks for all the Fish' by Douglas Adams.
xapthania 11 months ago
are you sure you didn't confuse ambassdor on land with give me back my skull LOL i love penn he cool. :D
musa2music 11 months ago
Well at least they're not Catholics. Pretty much harmless on the bat-shit crazy level.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 1 year ago
@JesusSuckedGayPenis You a friend of AllahAndBuddhaDo"69"? You have funny names.
janmac86 10 months ago
6:46
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Okay, okay. I get where this hippie hate comes from now. But, please... Use moderation with that label.
GreenGearMood 1 year ago
new agers are crazy or its just a front for selling some high grade as it
josephlouisfreeman 1 year ago
Fucking New Age hippies.
TurMoiL911 1 year ago
@TurMoiL911 The new age retro hippie brushed his teeth!
GreenGearMood 1 year ago
3:00-3:11
this is why I love penn and teller.
kingbooforums 1 year ago
OMFG!!!!!!!!
PICLex 1 year ago
If dolphins is more evolved than mankind, why do the get stuck in fish nets all the time? And no, no argument like: "they can't see them", if they can talk to humans by their spirit, they can see our nets to!
But one thing is true, the dolphins is smarter than the people that belive in dolphin super powers!
TheXLink 1 year ago
@TheXLink are you saying a person has never fallen for a trap because we're so smart?
kingosaurus 1 year ago
@kingosaurus We talking about Super god-like power dolphins, not REAL ones.
I mean that if the dolphines can speak to us with their mind and are like gods, why do they all get stuck in the nets? Why not just tell us to stop doing that, instead they told a woman to start a dolphine club in her house?
TheXLink 1 year ago
These people are scary. I love dolphins, I really do... but, speaking as someone who is also pregnant... NO DAMN WAY!
TuxedoElf 1 year ago
@TuxedoElf 1st of all congratulations! 2nd if/when she pops up on Youtube saying "the hormones made me do it" I expect to see u comment 1st lol.
Spckeck 1 year ago
Dolphins are fucking with us. They are pure evil, the Japanese have been defending their Island from these for years. Either by Mind or by A**. But mainly A**.
Like Southpark "FUCK YOU DOLPHIN, FUCK YOU WHALE!!!"
RaptaryTRO 1 year ago
and here I thought Baby Boomers were an intelligent bunch.
wolgreth 1 year ago
Are these nuts live only in US or what?? .. Is this bullshit universally contagious?
ralucada123 1 year ago
I ARE SIRIUS CAT
brynolf11 1 year ago
this is why i love Penn and Teller, i can see crazies without actually having to be within 50 miles of them
madman60632 1 year ago 6
Theres alot of weirdos out there!
frodobaggypants 1 year ago
fucking dolphin hippies
alderaforall 1 year ago
Endangered Dolphin Feng Shui Ouija Detoxing Bottled Water, the ULTIMATE bullshit. Seriously people what the FUUck
AnytimeMinutes 1 year ago
7:45 guy in the back looking to steal the tv?
JapaneseChirashi 1 year ago
This is a perfect example of people whose minds were so open that their brains fell out...
petersickles 1 year ago
how the fuck did they know i thought they put the dolphin noises into that song????
PandaClaw 1 year ago
I kind of like my mutilated piece. "Check it out! Its the two-tone joystick!" But i just cant understand how some of these people can claim that there are "healing powers". Let the kids have fun and leave it at that. Even if it doesnt help, it makes them smile. That should be enough. Fuckin hippies(Wack jobs)!
rubberpig86 1 year ago
Despite what this show says, I wish I was delivered by a dolphin because that way my penis would still be intact. I'd rather have died than having the sick doctor circumcise me, now I gotta go through life with a mutilated dick, how wonderful.
Style386 1 year ago 2
@Style386 i fell your pain:(
CaptainNensho 1 year ago
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Style386 1 year ago
In reality....some dolphins are total dicks.
warXnXpeace 1 year ago
notice how all the crazy people on Bullshit have votive candles goin in the background. the more the crazier.
dgb751 1 year ago
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pepsijoe619 1 year ago
if dolphins are more evolved why arent the dolphins hunting japanes people.... dont judge me
MrAdamo8888 1 year ago 2
wow, there are some nuts in the world...and I'm not talking about testicals!!
clintonskakun 1 year ago
''The appropriation of radical thought by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster which may cost the earth'' Ben Elton
Naddig74 1 year ago
lmao @05:15-05:22
c*nt numbing, that's a new one for me:)
SilveradoNL 1 year ago
Teller has best job ever! Just sitting there while getting paid.
TheFinlandnator 1 year ago 25
@TheFinlandnator Not to mention the tits he gets to see.
exce11er 4 months ago
A dolphin assisted water birth. They should fucking sterillize these people so they can't endanger more babies, what a bunch of fucking idiots.
SmokeWeedEveryHour 1 year ago 61
@SmokeWeedEveryHour When a dolphin eats a baby, then they will change their mind
JapaneseChirashi 1 year ago
@SmokeWeedEveryHour i'll smoke,um, i mean ,seconed that!!
arkie74 9 months ago
@SmokeWeedEveryHour Seriously. That shit's natural selection at work. I can't wait until they mistake a shark for a dolphin just once.
Awesome username, btw.
TheCircusReject 9 months ago
They said something in the beginning of the episode about "dolphin-assisted birth". It'd be funny as hell if the dolphins eat that lady's baby.
EmperorChupacabra 1 year ago
Give me back my skull... DING!!
RelixKondor 1 year ago
Wow this is a steaming pile of BS, monkey's and apes are more intelligent then dolphins! At least they can understand English and communicate in sign language. Take that you water swimming wanna be fishes!
Fafnd 1 year ago
there's no
zhenio 1 year ago
if i played along with this dolphin notion to gets some pussy, does that make me a sociopath?
zhenio 1 year ago
Craaaazy lady.
RabidIceWeasel 1 year ago
The guy at 3:20 didn't look too impressed. He was definitely thinking "bullshit". Haha.
y3ll0ch0c0lat3 1 year ago
Let me translate what Penn was saying about Dolphin brains vs. Human brains for all you dolphin lovers out there. More of the Human brain is used for thinking than the dolphin brain is used for.
mjh012363 1 year ago
I don't know who's more stupid - the people selling the bullshit, or the people buying it. (shakes head sadly)
M0US3P0T4TO 1 year ago 2
I live in Sedona AZ, this place is FULL of people like this. I'm truly embarrassed that this had to be on prime time television. We have people in my town who think they can talk to dead people, we have psychics who say they can see my aura (some non visible light). I don't know whats up with all these nut jobs but why does my town attract these kind of people? This place is beautiful but dam why did this have to be on TV!
kaikincaid96 1 year ago 3
just goes to show, stupid people gravitate towards religion, and in absence of one, they will create their own
behemuth 1 year ago
I like to think that dolphins work for handicapped or disabled people like bringing a dog to a nursing home helps senior citizens - it just makes them feel better, and I don't see anything wrong with that.
jediphoenix 1 year ago
Wow, some people have to much time on there fucken hands. Stupid bullshit!
umasbob 1 year ago
2:31 Dolphins don't seem to have evolved a lot in the last 20 million years or am I missing something? Other than a few tricks to warn us of our impending doom that is.
hkpho0ey 1 year ago
I totally agree with these people. Dolphins are definitely smarter than them.
YaMumYaNanYaGran 1 year ago
@YaMumYaNanYaGran (Reposted - just to make sure you saw it too) @xladygrinningsoul Damn it - I can't decide. Was your comment funnier or was YaMumYaNanYaGran's comment funnier? You know what - you both win.
M0US3P0T4TO 1 year ago
Did they just read So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and neglect to realize it was fiction?
xladygrinningsoul 1 year ago
@xladygrinningsoul Damn it - I can't decide. Was your comment funnier or was YaMumYaNanYaGran's comment funnier? You know what - you both win.
M0US3P0T4TO 1 year ago
So long and thanks for all the fish :D
feonor26 1 year ago
dolphins did bomb japan...
pietzeekoe 1 year ago
my inner dolphin spirit tells me to kill people
achmedlolol 1 year ago
does she really have a dolphin skull? like really? and its white(cleaned), and SHES IN ARIZONA, that was probably a dolphin she brought home and the rest of the dolphin boiled away.
its like scientology with dolphins...
washaway 1 year ago
1:18 - 1:27 that is SOOOOOO true believe it or not xD
3:18 the guy on the right - wait WHAT?!!?!??!
nicoparas 1 year ago
1:18 - 1:27 that is SOOOOOO true believe it or not xD