Thank you so much for editing this together!! He makes some awesome and hilarious points but it's usually hard to watch a complete thread/idea with all Ross' tangential madness!
The best part is when he's just standing there at the end of the video naming people who wear tophats. "er...and that peanut with the monocle..." Love Ross!
Just to clarify, headscarves for women are a necessity in Islam to preserve their modesty. Face veils are optional but also encouraged. Women should remove their veils if they wish to teach children since Muslim women need not cover themselves in front of children, it is just for grown men. Most Muslims will adhere to the laws of whatever country they are in as this is an obligation in the Qur'an. Love you Ross! From a Cheeky Muslim.
@Chordiegurl with the full veil, There are some Muslims who reject it vigorously but they agree with the headscarf. There are other Muslims who accept it while feeling that it is an extra thing and a recommended act but not obligatory. And there are also Muslims who assert that it is the required form of modest dress for women.
Ross has completely the right idea about religion. its all crap but any one who tries to prevent people worshiping shud be squished :) people have the right to worship crap if they so wish. be it christian, muslim, jewish, cheese WE HAS THE RIGHT! to be honest if i have to be part of a relgion, i'm Rossnobleism. XD
@MadMicas If you think it's worthwhile you understand a lot less than I do buddy. This says a lot about your intelligence levels. I pity your close-minded life.
@whosaidpie not only do I find worship worthwhile, that word is totally inadequate to begin to describe worship; and this doesn't reflect badly on my intelligence or state of mind. I hope that you are not too close minded to experience it for yourself one day. But in any case I don't either of us will change our stance over a youtube video comment, so we may as well spend less time debating, and more time laughing at Noble
Also, in relation to my previous comment, it's just the stupid Taliban that says women have to wear burqa's, and then they wear it here in Australia and people all think that it's their religion but it's not
Burqas aren't even a religious thing It's completely a cultural thing It never says in the Qo'ran that women have to wear the burqa it just says that women AND men have to be modest No wear in the Qo'ran does it say that women have to be covered head to toe. In fact Islam was the first religion to allow women to divorce they also have a rule in the Qo'ran that says that women have the right to demand sex from their husbands and it's illegal to refuse
@christianparkour91 Funny how christians are comforted by their own lies. Is it not good enough that the garden is beautiful without putting fairys at the bottom of it.
@guzzirider500 The only difference between Christians and Atheists is the sense of superiority Atheists revel in when they "believe" in their "facts". It's possible to be an Atheist without being so far up one's own arse to shove an opinion in everyone else's face, which many including I do. You're embarrassing yourself. And give credit where credit is due, that "fairys at the bottom of it" stuff is a quote from Douglas Adams.
Or you can stop condeming that which you do not understand, and think things through, Worship what ever you want, pray to a cat for your gods sake. leave us non-believers out of your beliefs.
We do our things, you do yours. but do us a favour and challenge your conviction and that of your peers at least once a day.
All religeous belivers need to use logic instead of magicians in the sky. Evolution is a fact ALL religeons are Control devices for ignorant masses.people are scared of death so much they lie to themselvs and hope for afterlife. Its fine to live any way you see fit, Religeons are very pushy, full of lies and sqieued moralitys... THe concept of a "God! at all is somthing only a child of low I.Q would belive, Aswell as santa and the easter bunny.Evolution is FACT. Religous ignorant rats.
@Woodthorn Even tho your reply is writen with respect i MUST state that there is PROOF of evolution yet there is 0 proof of any "Higher being". I and most insightfull human beings will never bow to the religeous choices apparent in society for the facts of nature prove evolutions worth, Therfore i come to a standstill as to WHY people feel the need to hide behind scripture and Lies if not to also hide from death itself. I truley am sorry if i seem unforgiving but religeon has zero integrity.
@f1ax So what you're saying is that because evolution is true religion is completely untrue? That is a very narrow way to view the world.
True, there is little evidence of a higher being, but what proof is there of a higher being's non-existence? Just because humans evolved from something else that does't mean that something we can't quite comprehend is what triggered them.
I'd also like to point out, if it has any impact on my image, that I am Agnostic.
@Woodthorn I only ever have "faith" if thats the right word to use in what i can prove. That is a narrow view to anyone who has belief in somthing they "Feel" is true but to me a person of science and logic is the only view i can truley believe. I could go on about how we can trace the big bang back in time to its origin through the use of sound waves but i feel you are happy in your beliefs and thats the important thing in all out lives. In the end it is excelent we can converce respectfuly. ;)
@f1ax Funny enough I am actually a science major (or whatever it's called in English) so I am quite aware about us being able to see back in time to just after the big bang.
I don't really think there's much more to add to this little conversation of ours. As you said, we believe different things and as long as we are happy with them there should be no problem. When I read your first comment you appeared to be an ignorant b*stard but congratulations on proving that there are polite people on YT
@Woodthorn With that said, I do respect you in this matter simply because of the honesty and respect inherent in your reply, I suggest that you put belief aside in order to get to the truth. Clearly not being ignorant like many religous peoples, You have a chance to live life not just survive. I hope with all my heart you someday are able to have a moment of insight because the only gods are each persons parents, The ONLY creators in reality. Good luck to you my firend... I meen that..
@Woodthorn If I may say so: They are a jerk if they do exist. So much crap happens around the world that could be avoided if their was a magic man in the sky, and yet none of it is. And don't say anything about us being tested please. Do you honestly thing a kind, loving, all knowing creature would force young children to slave for days for crumbs and dirty water to eat and drink once a week? I think not. So yes it is hard to believe. Anyone else?
@Woodthorn If this"higher being" is placed as one would normaly think, "They are higher, it's an implication of being a god" and are in fact implied to be a real god, then yes, they should be able to. After all god created the universe in six days then took a day off.
If there are other creatures in space studying us as "higher Beings" then they are not. Nothing is higher than anything else without an ego the approximate size of Texas.
@Alec1Mason I'd say that creating the world and disrupting people's free will are two completely different things. Just because you can do one miracle it doesn't mean that you can do every miracle.
@Woodthorn Just saying, if the before mentioned "higher being" was not a all mighty god, then they must be something else if in fact, they exist at all.
And I think playing with "fate" and free will and being able to create matter out of nothing, and in fact yourself out of nothing would be no challenge to a creature that could do such. In fact adults play with the free will of their children all the time, if they can do so, surely a physics and logic defying god can.
@Alec1Mason It seems like you are still stuck on the idea of a being that is all powerful and thereby can do anything it pleases. I have never claimed that to be the case and if all your arguments hang on that particular idea I'd like to ask you to stop directing questions at me.
I'm a Christian, somewhat, at least a down-to-earth one. And I just have to say that just about everything he stated is completely true, from not insisting that others convert to not being above basic social courtesies or sensibilities.
Thank you so much for editing this together!! He makes some awesome and hilarious points but it's usually hard to watch a complete thread/idea with all Ross' tangential madness!
Petekh502 3 days ago
BOLLOCKS to them! They're just as retarded as Christians. lmao
maganashi 4 days ago
ross noble believes in darwinism.... your argument is invalid
connro22 6 days ago
Ross Noble is Jesus.
lolx0rz 1 week ago
And TotalBiscuit.
ConnorDGriffin 1 week ago
Everything he just said is sooo true!
PartyDrugz 1 week ago
My respect for Ross has gone even higher after watching this!
funkyjim 2 weeks ago 4
Love it how he just says exactly what he thinks hehe id wear a Darwin tiara as well :)
georgielovesu013 2 weeks ago 3
4:44 funny shit lol
WallaceJake1 2 weeks ago
SPICES!!
Shlepfulness 2 weeks ago
So right about all the Christian bullshit!
livecomedymike 3 weeks ago
Hero!
JDSongProduction 3 weeks ago
So many fucking random tangents xD
MADMANx511 1 month ago
Jesus died on a pile of spices lol
youknowimakeyoulaugh 1 month ago
hes mind goes so fast its so unnatural.
finaltokko 1 month ago
2012 tour. ged in !!!!!!! fuck off Jehovah's witnesses!!!!
TheDiverdaz 1 month ago
love how the peanut with a monnocle got mentioned before abraham lincoln XD
Piccadillyo 1 month ago
Monopoly then hot cross buns, then Jesus then..... I'm confused but also pissing myself XD
2010metalmaster 1 month ago
i died of laughter duringthe cheeky muslim dance
uploadandiwatch 1 month ago
The new commandments:
- Be a nice person.
- Love thy neighbour.
- Shut the fuck up.
Simple and direct. Brilliant! xx
QuirkyGirl12345 1 month ago 4
The best part is when he's just standing there at the end of the video naming people who wear tophats. "er...and that peanut with the monocle..." Love Ross!
hardcorejoey88 1 month ago
"What was I on about..."
THe single-most used line by Ross Noble.
jurnag12 1 month ago 6
we think that you are brilliant, we really like your face........STOP SINGING IN MY FACE lmao
0911mnm 1 month ago
Watching this instead of doing R.E homework. Hmm...
Kinsey2285 2 months ago
Just to clarify, headscarves for women are a necessity in Islam to preserve their modesty. Face veils are optional but also encouraged. Women should remove their veils if they wish to teach children since Muslim women need not cover themselves in front of children, it is just for grown men. Most Muslims will adhere to the laws of whatever country they are in as this is an obligation in the Qur'an. Love you Ross! From a Cheeky Muslim.
Chordiegurl 2 months ago 18
@Chordiegurl with the full veil, There are some Muslims who reject it vigorously but they agree with the headscarf. There are other Muslims who accept it while feeling that it is an extra thing and a recommended act but not obligatory. And there are also Muslims who assert that it is the required form of modest dress for women.
LurchibaldBioshock 2 months ago
I've never heard that hymn :/
Chordiegurl 2 months ago
He nicked the hats gag from George Carlin.
Cabronosidad 2 months ago
@Cabronosidad load of comedians steal jokes from eachother nothing new
TechHarv 2 months ago
@TechHarv actually he improvises stuff
debluemonkey 2 months ago
5 people pissed off a vampire
MegaRattlehead666 2 months ago
@MegaRattlehead666 and one was a gohovas witness!
facebookrocksism 1 month ago
Grab your top hats! We're singin' "Cheeky cheeky muslim" in heaven all night tonight!
CRUSH3Rdlux 2 months ago 2
Sweet I'm off to heaven :D
EspadaNeliel77 2 months ago
Only 3 out of 17,904 people are christians.
fastmclaren71 3 months ago 3
Ross has completely the right idea about religion. its all crap but any one who tries to prevent people worshiping shud be squished :) people have the right to worship crap if they so wish. be it christian, muslim, jewish, cheese WE HAS THE RIGHT! to be honest if i have to be part of a relgion, i'm Rossnobleism. XD
Eilzie 3 months ago
nice compilation! its funny how he goes off on other tangents so much ya have to cut the important bits together!
dp2pl8 3 months ago
i would love to play monopoly with Ross
camoblackhawk 3 months ago 5
well he doesn't quite understand worship.. but hilarious none the less
MadMicas 4 months ago
@MadMicas yes he does, he understands it's a load of shit
whosaidpie 3 months ago
@whosaidpie seems you don't quite understand worship either; but at least Ross has humour
MadMicas 2 months ago
@MadMicas If you think it's worthwhile you understand a lot less than I do buddy. This says a lot about your intelligence levels. I pity your close-minded life.
whosaidpie 2 months ago
@whosaidpie not only do I find worship worthwhile, that word is totally inadequate to begin to describe worship; and this doesn't reflect badly on my intelligence or state of mind. I hope that you are not too close minded to experience it for yourself one day. But in any case I don't either of us will change our stance over a youtube video comment, so we may as well spend less time debating, and more time laughing at Noble
MadMicas 2 months ago
@MadMicas Agreed. I have tried worship for the record, didn't suit me at all. Anyway, Ross is hilarious :)
whosaidpie 2 months ago
Be nice to people, love thy neighbor, shut the fuck up
leviofoley 4 months ago 45
@leviofoley
Yeah, well you don't live next door to Les Dennis!
fritspas 4 months ago
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Heaven would be awesome
lotzsplotz 4 months ago
TOP HAT! I'M SAVED!
boyinjuly 4 months ago
LMFAO.
MrsAckles09 4 months ago
Also, in relation to my previous comment, it's just the stupid Taliban that says women have to wear burqa's, and then they wear it here in Australia and people all think that it's their religion but it's not
xXWindsniperXx 4 months ago
Burqas aren't even a religious thing It's completely a cultural thing It never says in the Qo'ran that women have to wear the burqa it just says that women AND men have to be modest No wear in the Qo'ran does it say that women have to be covered head to toe. In fact Islam was the first religion to allow women to divorce they also have a rule in the Qo'ran that says that women have the right to demand sex from their husbands and it's illegal to refuse
xXWindsniperXx 4 months ago
HE IS NONSENNSEN
MrBumbis 4 months ago
ross noble - I AM NOT FUN OF HIM ANYMORE.
MrBumbis 4 months ago
@MrBumbis what?
TheYoo2b 6 hours ago
funny how people still believe in the thoroughly debunked "Darwin's death-bed repentance" story.
pandomei 4 months ago 5
funny how he believes in Darwinism when Darwin himself renounced his theory!
christianparkour91 5 months ago
@christianparkour91 Funny how christians are comforted by their own lies. Is it not good enough that the garden is beautiful without putting fairys at the bottom of it.
guzzirider500 4 months ago
@guzzirider500 mate i believe what i believe and i have reasons for believing it i just dont think the garden was beautiful by accident
christianparkour91 4 months ago
@guzzirider500 The only difference between Christians and Atheists is the sense of superiority Atheists revel in when they "believe" in their "facts". It's possible to be an Atheist without being so far up one's own arse to shove an opinion in everyone else's face, which many including I do. You're embarrassing yourself. And give credit where credit is due, that "fairys at the bottom of it" stuff is a quote from Douglas Adams.
Stupoider 3 months ago
@Stupoider You pray for me. I'll think for you.
Or you can stop condeming that which you do not understand, and think things through, Worship what ever you want, pray to a cat for your gods sake. leave us non-believers out of your beliefs.
We do our things, you do yours. but do us a favour and challenge your conviction and that of your peers at least once a day.
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
@Alec1Mason Oh, but I'm an atheist. I'm too busy living life to be antagonistic towards other people's beliefs though.
Stupoider 3 months ago
@Stupoider Okay, I apologize, I guess, I must have misread the your comment.
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
this rather shows what Bill Hicks said "If you want to tell people the turth, make them laugh, otherwise thiel kill you"
TheAlbatrossROSS 5 months ago
fucking comic genius xD
KiwiTheBig 5 months ago
they placed him on a cross - or was it a rotisserie?! LOOOOOOL finger-lickin good XD Hm. I want KFC now :-| brb
Halldisa 5 months ago 4
i'l play monopoly with you ross!
bassmatt11 5 months ago 3
Viva la Revolution Ross Noble!
eddie160994 5 months ago
That one, dumb Christian on the 'dislike' button.
eddie160994 5 months ago 3
I need a shirt that says 'Monopoly: Better than God'
tHickman95 5 months ago 4
I think I'm gonna go buy a tiara with monkeys on it.
NBluth 6 months ago
All religeous belivers need to use logic instead of magicians in the sky. Evolution is a fact ALL religeons are Control devices for ignorant masses.people are scared of death so much they lie to themselvs and hope for afterlife. Its fine to live any way you see fit, Religeons are very pushy, full of lies and sqieued moralitys... THe concept of a "God! at all is somthing only a child of low I.Q would belive, Aswell as santa and the easter bunny.Evolution is FACT. Religous ignorant rats.
f1ax 6 months ago
@f1ax I do believe the theory of evolution is still just that, a theory. Sure, it's a very convincing theory but a theory none the less.
Also, what gives you the right to decide who is right and who is wrong? Is it so hard to believe that a more powerful being watches over us?
Woodthorn 6 months ago
@Woodthorn Even tho your reply is writen with respect i MUST state that there is PROOF of evolution yet there is 0 proof of any "Higher being". I and most insightfull human beings will never bow to the religeous choices apparent in society for the facts of nature prove evolutions worth, Therfore i come to a standstill as to WHY people feel the need to hide behind scripture and Lies if not to also hide from death itself. I truley am sorry if i seem unforgiving but religeon has zero integrity.
f1ax 6 months ago
@f1ax So what you're saying is that because evolution is true religion is completely untrue? That is a very narrow way to view the world.
True, there is little evidence of a higher being, but what proof is there of a higher being's non-existence? Just because humans evolved from something else that does't mean that something we can't quite comprehend is what triggered them.
I'd also like to point out, if it has any impact on my image, that I am Agnostic.
It's nice that we are able to be civil.
Woodthorn 6 months ago
@Woodthorn I only ever have "faith" if thats the right word to use in what i can prove. That is a narrow view to anyone who has belief in somthing they "Feel" is true but to me a person of science and logic is the only view i can truley believe. I could go on about how we can trace the big bang back in time to its origin through the use of sound waves but i feel you are happy in your beliefs and thats the important thing in all out lives. In the end it is excelent we can converce respectfuly. ;)
f1ax 6 months ago
@f1ax Funny enough I am actually a science major (or whatever it's called in English) so I am quite aware about us being able to see back in time to just after the big bang.
I don't really think there's much more to add to this little conversation of ours. As you said, we believe different things and as long as we are happy with them there should be no problem. When I read your first comment you appeared to be an ignorant b*stard but congratulations on proving that there are polite people on YT
Woodthorn 6 months ago
@Woodthorn With that said, I do respect you in this matter simply because of the honesty and respect inherent in your reply, I suggest that you put belief aside in order to get to the truth. Clearly not being ignorant like many religous peoples, You have a chance to live life not just survive. I hope with all my heart you someday are able to have a moment of insight because the only gods are each persons parents, The ONLY creators in reality. Good luck to you my firend... I meen that..
f1ax 6 months ago
@Woodthorn If I may say so: They are a jerk if they do exist. So much crap happens around the world that could be avoided if their was a magic man in the sky, and yet none of it is. And don't say anything about us being tested please. Do you honestly thing a kind, loving, all knowing creature would force young children to slave for days for crumbs and dirty water to eat and drink once a week? I think not. So yes it is hard to believe. Anyone else?
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
@Alec1Mason Your comment seem to imply that the higher being has all the power in the world, to do as it pleases without any limitations.
Woodthorn 3 months ago
@Woodthorn If this"higher being" is placed as one would normaly think, "They are higher, it's an implication of being a god" and are in fact implied to be a real god, then yes, they should be able to. After all god created the universe in six days then took a day off.
If there are other creatures in space studying us as "higher Beings" then they are not. Nothing is higher than anything else without an ego the approximate size of Texas.
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
@Alec1Mason I'd say that creating the world and disrupting people's free will are two completely different things. Just because you can do one miracle it doesn't mean that you can do every miracle.
And you lose me at the last paragraph.
Woodthorn 3 months ago
@Woodthorn Just saying, if the before mentioned "higher being" was not a all mighty god, then they must be something else if in fact, they exist at all.
And I think playing with "fate" and free will and being able to create matter out of nothing, and in fact yourself out of nothing would be no challenge to a creature that could do such. In fact adults play with the free will of their children all the time, if they can do so, surely a physics and logic defying god can.
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
@Alec1Mason Of course I mean mental conditioning that is. it's used everyday.
Alec1Mason 3 months ago
@Alec1Mason It seems like you are still stuck on the idea of a being that is all powerful and thereby can do anything it pleases. I have never claimed that to be the case and if all your arguments hang on that particular idea I'd like to ask you to stop directing questions at me.
Woodthorn 3 months ago
@Woodthorn What other kind of higher being is there? Something is only higher if you make it so, there is no inherent supeirority to anything.
MattSniperMKI 3 months ago
sounds like the kind of heaven i'd like to go!
mousaey 6 months ago
God bless us Catholics....
NightmareVF 7 months ago
Cheeky Muslim
iSignifyyy 7 months ago 63
funniest thing is the cross the romans used wasnt even shaped like a cross it was a T the thing they use now is a latin T if im not misstaken
mhmjuste 7 months ago
I'm a Christian, somewhat, at least a down-to-earth one. And I just have to say that just about everything he stated is completely true, from not insisting that others convert to not being above basic social courtesies or sensibilities.
Good on you, Ross!
CeltiaWindsinger 7 months ago 2
me and a mate gave him a tiara with the darwin monkeys on when we met him :)
mancuniangurl 7 months ago 3
right on noble, most christians need to be better educated
LazyPenguin44 9 months ago 61
"Darwinism" *Cringe* :P
Serpent0fEden 9 months ago
I'm gonna insist on being buried in a top hat. Just in case.
snakesruleLMR 9 months ago 5
yesss! :p i'm getting in heaven!
xPeanutbutterxJellyx 10 months ago 2
id love to see more of noble on tv, but im happy with me dvd's! when i watch ross on tv i just crave more and he never gets featured enough
alex524524524 11 months ago
@alex524524524 he was on austrialian tv for ages he was quit popular on the show good news week, watch some of them and prepare to laugh :)
Marnfacy 10 months ago
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alex524524524 11 months ago