Portal 2 - Aperture Investment Opportunity #3 Turrets (HD 720p)

[nightslash3535]

i'M DifFrEnt...

[NekoLov3r13]

65% more bullet and each bullet

[frosty111691]

"I'm different"

[nblckk1]

pause at 0.37 to see a picture

[14brendan3]

there's a secret picture at 0:37 you have to pause quick on it tho

Thumbs up so people can see

[bobthemanlybob]

4 people got attacked by a camo turret on thier table

[Alsmagoedis]

4 people tried to get close to the baby

[BensoftMedia]

I dont care if Aperture Science went backrupt, his voice alone makes me want to invest.

[TheAwsomesauce69]

Valve: Alright let's see here, Sentry, Check

Teleporter, Check.

Dispenser, Uhhhh.......

[Anitamomitainator]

press 2 then 9 and it sounds like shutup johnson

[Kittygeddon]

Firing and entire bullet....ingenious! I love valve.

[Saltt761]

Thats 65% more bullet!

[tacosalad1127]

0:45 That's an invisible baby. We sell them too

[Zygomaticification]

How do we get so many bullets in em? Like this. Lmao makes me laugh every time.

[UlaDak]

He isn't just Cave Johnson, he is the man that will burn your house down, WITH THE LEMONS!

[1GenieoftheLamp1]

iM dIfFeRent!

[OrchestraI]

"They come in hundreds of designer colors including Forest, Desert, Table, uh, Evening at the Improv - what idiot picked the-"

[TheWHarlan]

@OrchestraI "I'm different."

[plushieboy1234]

the top 2 comments are the same. (._.)

[Guardiansaiyan]

"Different" is a color too!!!

[michaelm0522]

Forest, Desert,

"I'm Different!"

lol

[DuskCrunch180]

I'll take ten

[DrMoarbidKrabs]

Just try and get close to that baby. Hah, your funeral.

[kidlink4OoT]

I love how they put the bullets in :D

[Resee999]

awww a racially diverse turret!! I'm Different too! xD

[Dukeringo]

4 people tried to get to the kid

[agentti1112]

why cave jonson cant be president god dammit!!!!!!!

[Shadow4909Paint]

the 65% more bullet per bullet sort of gets stuck in my head and i think i dont understand it. see im fuckalicious. thats not a word.

[thecpukiller]

Did anyone else notice there is no baby in the crib?

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@thecpukiller I was just scrolling down to type that lmao "Just try and get close to that baby" I CANT EVEN TRY IF ITS NOT THERE lmao

[Eonchu]

I want one!

[Smashbolt88]

If you pause at :37 exactly, right after cave says "What idiot picked you" theres a hidden frame in there with a mans face.

People say it's cave johnson's face. There are also some numbers. No idea what they mean.

It might take a few tries to get it but its there. Thumbs up so people can see it!

[SakuraMoonflower]

@Smashbolt88 I think it's a stock photo lol. XD

[HeIsTheStig]

@Smashbolt88 I'm pretty sure that was part of Portal 2's ARG; and yes, that is cave Johnson. Nice find, BTW.

[Guardiansaiyan]

@Smashbolt88 I can also see a turret behind him... bet its different... ^_^

[clanhannan]

I must buy one!! it would not only provide protction, bu it would sort of be a good special friend.

[AxReborn11]

last turret in the long line of turrets dosent have an "eye"

[superjrkiller78]

@AxReborn11 hes facing the other way, look how the legs are

[AxReborn11]

@superjrkiller78 oh yeah, Derp

[superjrkiller78]

@AxReborn11 haha its okay :D

[TommyHarv]

Man, it looks like an armed xbox :))

[ArrowKdsh99]

we fire the whole bullet that's 65% more bullet per bullet

[ArrowKdsh99]

we fire the whole bullet that's 65% more bullet

[tyrvbc]

si lo pausan cuando dice ay werw they les saldra una cosa rara

[TheGameInfoGuy]

I just realized something: How do they expect to get close to the baby? Does the turret work with some remote, or what?

[jsnforce]

@TheGameInfoGuy

I think your looking too far into it. Heh heh. But seriously, they have to portal into the room out of the turret's line of sight.

[jsnforce]

I think your looking too far into it. Heh heh. But seriously, they have to portal into the room out of the turret's line of sight.

[epicownage342]

I'm different!

[Korban3]

Nah, your all silly. That whole bullet isn't a bullet. Its a round. That single shot is a round. The lead part in the tip? That's a bullet. The gunpowder is the propellent. The primer is the ignition, and the little brass piece that comes out of the firearm after discharge is a casing. Bullet is an incorrect term for the entire piece of amunition... And know you know, CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!

[diosdelosglatorian]

i'm different

[blimporthefoul]

4 people tried to get close to the baby

[kiopu65432]

whats wrong with that design?

[samthelegoman1]

4 people got too close to the baby

[Hirumiro]

Did anyone else notice there was no baby in the crib at all?

[TheKaylaKetamine]

Cave Johnson, We're done here.

[MyWingsFly]

How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. *dump*

[MyWingsFly]

How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. *dump*

[QueenJneeuQ]

Good Night.

[SpaceHampsterN7]

where can i get an animal king model



[defcon1120]

no hard feelings?...

[Boredman567]

"I'm different..."

[DJUsive1]

@Boredman567

I saved him too...

[Senicks]

Yes but does it take pictures of Spider-man?

[Exoquatic]

"Just try and get close to that baby. Your funeral."

Sorry, I'm on an iPod, I accidentally flagged this, fuck.

[dylandionrakiman]

will they sing a lullaby for that baby? or do you need a fat turret for that?

[pvtshepered]

"Please only redistribute Aperture-brand Resolution Pellets."

[Koolkitties]

was that part at the end a nod to the old vgcats comic that wasnt funny about turret babysitting? 

[Machiniman20]

would anyone else buy a life size turret? I would.

[LynwoodAvenue]

This guy still owes me 60 bucks

[gustibiri24]

So thats why they sound like lolis... 

[mamamario64ds]

I'm Different!

[548latino]

i love turrets

[explosivedog66]

I'm different!

[lokibau]

just try to get closer to that baby. Ah, your funeral.

[SpookerstheSpoo]

...

Did anyone notice that the baby isn't in the crib?

[mat2th]

he forgot to mention they are also able to sing

[thewolfPrince]

oh god they used the joke from VG cats

[JumpenCubed3]

Hello, I was look for a turret to keep my child safe. Is there one, by any chance, that sings lullabies? Thanks a lot!

[MrSleepinSloth]

ENGI BUILDING A SENTRY!

[xenomorph120]

Aww it said I`m different

[spkillerzX]

exactly at 00:38 when the image changes, if you can pause it, you will see a hidden image

[aceofspaides98]

the desert themed turret says "i'm different"

[miclovin222]

How do we put so many bullets in'um? like tihs *dumps bullets into turret*

[BillyDaKid014]

but there was no baby in the crib...

[Krazyapples9]

I want 10.

[YouDuck2345]

As SeanAudioSurf said earlier, there's a code at 0:37. I managed to extract it (not that it matters, given the game's been released):

65 108 115 111 46 46 46 32 115 117 112 101 114 100 105 110 111 109 97 110 39 115 23 109 111 109

[yotube155]

Warning: Turrets may malfunction if they are tipped over, submerged in liquid, dropped, or thermally discouraged.

[0Grimmjow689]

Anyone else think that the whole 65% more bullet per bullet sounds like something Sarge from Red vs. Blue would say?

Sarge: Men, I have developed an ingenious idea to increase combat efficiency. It came to me in a dream.

Simmons: This should be fun to hear.

Sarge: I figure we could do more damage if we started firing the WHOLE bullet, rather than leave the casing behind afterwards.

Simmons: .... really

Sarge: You bet! Why thats at least 65% more bullet per bullet! A no-brainer if ya ask me.

[Kaireg]

@0Grimmjow689 ....That is scary accurate...

[bastumbo]

@0Grimmjow689 yeah and the test subject would be griff lol

[HoudiniJr100]

@0Grimmjow689 XD I agree :P

I can;t wait to hear that in an episode (or PSA)

but I love that idea :P

[VENOMGODLY]

@0Grimmjow689 halo has no right to be compared to portal

[DoctorNuriel]

@0Grimmjow689 Woah. I will hear it in Sarge's voice from now on D:

or should I say :D

[penguinmaster7]

@0Grimmjow689

griff: and how would we fire the case on the bullet without discharging the actual bullet?

[GTF425]

@penguinmaster7 Some companies are pursuing caseless ammo. In the 70's and 80's, HK were developing the G11 which fired a proprietary 4.73x33mm caseless round.

[bigfatcarp93]

@0Grimmjow689 Grif: Sarge... over the years, you have come up with some grade-A stupid plans. And I've scoffed and laughed and called you a shotgun-toting-dipshit behind your back... or even to your face. But not this time. This time, Sarge, you have my full support.

Simmons: W...wait, what?

[canine323]

@0Grimmjow689 Valve must like RvB.

[blessed871129]

rofl if you pause at 0:21 , "empathy generator" and then...."empathy suppressor" rofl

[AwesometheGamer]

PRE-REALESE P2! just play a potato sack game! we currently only need 145,215 more players! PLEASE HELP!

[SeanAudioSurf]

0:37 there is a code in a frame.

[CharleyVCU1988]

2 people got too close to the baby.

[Ultermarto]

0:35 'I'm Different!

[thewierdone1989]

i like how ATLAS just runs into P-Body... lol

[Android2137]

Pause at 0:23.

Empathy Generator. Empathy Supressor.

Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy suppression.

I love how they word things!

[Zupernova91]

0:42

Where's the baby though? Inside the mattress?

[Gargomon251]

Why did you need to upload this video? Valve already has it on their OWN account

[Ve3troGamesMedia]

@Gargomon251 would you say the same to other game websites like Machinima, IGN, Gamespot, Gametrailers and 1UP?

[andrewkilroyable]

@Ve3troGamesMedia Yes, but if they do it then I guess you can too.

[Gargomon251]

@Ve3troGamesMedia yes

[mjc0961]

@Ve3troGamesMedia To quote Team America World Police, "FUCK YEAH!"

[lnmylife]

@Ve3troGamesMedia yes, what a retarted answer.

[Ve3troGamesMedia]

@lnmylife it's retarded. ;)

[saberine1997]

@Gargomon251 you notice that they're just advertising portal, meaning more chances of people buying the game and becoming fans, so valve can keep making better games.

[Gargomon251]

@saberine1997 So you're just saying they're spamming then.

Valve has enough advertising on TV and internet ads, everyone doesn't need to keep reposting the same thing. If you like the commercial, then post a link to the original, don't just copycat.

[Ve3troGamesMedia]

@Gargomon251 well that's not how things work, publishers and developers send us videos and other media for us to cover on the website.

If we don't show an interest in covering the titles then we don't have good relationships with the when it comes to other events such as interviews, previews or reviews.

That's why we upload.

[Gargomon251]

@Ve3troGamesMedia In that case, valve is dicks.

[LegoRandomness243]

@Gargomon251 its called advetising you idiot -__- spreads the word quicker than just one video

[Gargomon251]

@LegoRandomness243 Dude this is youtube not broadcast television. The video has a permanent residence on valve's youtube channel. It isn't going anywhere, and anyone can just link to it. It's not like placing billboards all over the country. Instead of putting the same exact video on fifty different accounts, they could get the same results by simply placing LINKS, like they did on the official portal 2 site. That website actually streams the youtube videos right there instead of hostjng its own

[executableapplet]

@Gargomon251 you're an ass. so common.

[MisterGren]

Aww: 0:34 "I'm different"

[Android2137]

@MisterGren I thought it said "Indifferent."

[eternity00000]

i tell ya a secret, they use portals to teleport their bullets into those turrets, you know what i mean?

[DarkTokarii47]

"How do we get so many bullets in 'em?

Like this" *Sound of overflowing bullets here*

[teddybearmuderful]

LOOK BETWEEN 37 AND 38 117!

[QuesoPortSalut]

OMG look between 0:37 and 0:38 just when he says: "what idiot pic.. (the strangest thing i've ever seen) ... them

square plus alfa x163?? WTH¿!?!¿?!¿?!¿!? subliminar aprerture science?

[eyallev]

@QuesoPortSalut notice the numbers in the split fram? they say the following:

Here's Da Beens, Dougtato:

You found many.Find the rest.MiKaXsUs FTW

an ester egg. cool

[QuesoPortSalut]

OMG look between 0:37 and 0:38 just when he says: "what idiot pic.. (the strangest thing i've ever seen) ... them

square plus alfa x163?? WTH¿!?!¿?!¿?!¿!? subliminar aprerture sience?

[pascarugeorge]

,,what idiot picked the..."

[1993Sorrow]

The baby is a LIE

[NUKE0IT]

i think the pink one is pointing at the baby :(

[naczelny1]

Its a matrix riddle. and there's a photo of some guy grinning, dunno who.

[jorsekoira]

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[htmldude]

Table.

[krrrraazzy]

turret:im different

[waazabie]

Confidential: If permssion to look at this diagram has been granted, please do so now, unless the box is labelled "DO NOT LOOK AT DIAGRAM' on the "Diagrams Forms Sanction' form you should have received from your supervisor is checked.

They make up anything to write down lol.

[FrozenCones]

Johnson reminds me of Phil Ken Sebben

[bandit690]

theres no baby...

[118andrey]

there is a hidden message in 0:38 it shows up after cave Jonson seas "what idiot think" i dont no what it means but it probably a mores code (with numbers)

[118andrey]

there is a hidden message in 0:38 it shows up after cave Jonson seas "what idiot think" i dont no what it means but it probably a mores code (with numbers)

[cytorakdemon]

did they just refferance the VGCat's comic?

[Stijn081]

Just try to get close to that baby...I wont even try whit a turret next to it ;)

[Marictdude]

Secret message at 0:37?

[toxicinferno]

@Marictdude

Numbers across the top read: "65 108 115 111 46 46 46 32 115 117 112 101 114 100 105 110 111 109 97 110 39 115 32 109 111 109"

Text in bottom left seems to read "Aperture Turret" and "Case Options"

Not sure what the random string of numbers could be. Maybe not so random, as it seems to be the same numbers over and over again... 46, 115 etc all come up more than once.

[sneeson]

"Just try and get close to that baby" LOL

[soul117eater]

actually the baby is in the background on a picture on the shelf.

[xXFuji21Xx]

AOTS!!!!

[MrMorax94]

Desert *Im different* Love those voices <3

[kavieres]

@MrMorax94 me too , such cute voices

[Stijn081]

0:26 dance robots dance :)

[TheFriburg]

There is a hidden code in this video that when translated reads "Here's Da Been's, Dougtato: You found many. Find the rest.MiKaXsUs FTW HAHA

[Loosner202]

the baby is a lie!

[wassup625]

Am I the only one who wants to hug a turret?

[Doodleblitz]

Anyone notice there was no baby in the cradle, perhaps they wanted their lamp to be protected?

[Nihilanth]

Awww... Desert is so awesome... "I'm different"

[HazardFault]

Inculuding Forest, Desert "Im different"

Oh my god, that was adorable. I must've replayed it atleast 5 times.

[mcguinnessdr]

Where do I order one?

[omgtntmaster]

@mcguinnessdr were else at the aperture science gift shop

p.s. they dont let u have it right away for ... "reasons"

[a3ads]

Wall E......wahhhleeeee

[BOBTHEBERT]

how do we get so many bullets in 'em? like this! (bullets fall out)

[nomad322100]

Two words Fuck IGN!!! (O.o IGN is not a word)

[xXSuperSandvichXx]

Did anyone notice the pink one is backwards?

[DragonWater14]

@xXSuperSandvichXx he hasnt come out of the closet yet

[123piepet]

@xXSuperSandvichXx  yes i did

[thebigbang100]

@xXSuperSandvichXx maybe it's gonna be in the game?

[2theothers2]

@xXSuperSandvichXx Because gay is backwards ( It's a Valve hint)

[Sheason]

@xXSuperSandvichXx I'm different!

[zenzybar]

lmao fire the whole bullet lmao. 65% more bullet. wtf

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

@zenzybar

It shoots the casing as well as the bullet. Hence the springs.