Please don't bring india-pakistan wars in this scenario please....let's all be one. At the end of the day, we are all human beings. Each species is one, so let's not bring our intellectual superiority over other species to such a low level. I'm an Indian but I love both countries! A lot of my friends are Indians...we're all one.
Please don't bring india-pakistan wars in this scenario please....let's all be one. At the end of the day, we are all human beings. Each species is one, so let's not bring our intellectual superiority over other species to such a low level. I'm an Indian but I love both countries! A lot of my friends are Pakistanis...we're all one.
dumb fuck see india doesnot have any skills so we as pakistanis have to send pakistanis to teach u guys what to do and dont forget we muslims ruled you guys for more then 600 years and u never ruled us
bheinchod pehle apne mulk to sambhal, land ke faqeer!
dehshatgardon ki zaat.. Aur haan madarchod, musalmaan main bhi hoon. But the point is, you losers will always be dependent on the Indian economy. No wonder you fuckin' cunts come begging for projects in India!
landh key pasiney, chutiye indian, hum pakistani ko tum logg invite kertey ho qukey tum loggoo key pass apni asley talent nahi hey to hum loggo ko tummey kush asli telant sikani ho ti hey matherchod, bahen key laurey, bosrikey, gandho, kutey ki aulad, n da fact is tht india is known for da dirty smel n cheap people, n if you say tht we come for projects look at india wat wil we benifit from it its a shit hole btw i kno tht bec recntly lke 4 months before i went to mumbai, goa n it was pure shit
this is what we get to show respect to you and give your faqeers a CHANCE!
Pakistani ho na, zaat pe to utar aaoge hi. And what are you pissed off about? That your hungry bastards have to go to your "enemies" to get "employed". hahahaha, no wonder, a failed state that you are, what else can you do???
hahahaha... i am glad you're getting slapped! good for you, you phateechar pakistani... bloody terrorists!
ghando listen first of all lets make it clear india can never be our enemies bec we ruled it for more then 600 years and its part of us, there are more muslims in indian then whole of pakistan, so since u r muslim i have no problem with u at all dont forget muslims no matter from wherever they are we all are brothers and sisters, btw if u are calling us terrorists then dnt forget it makes u also a terrorist. the name terrorist is not only given to pakistanis but da muslim religion as whole of it
hahahaahhahhaaha you think that pakistan has no weapons or nukes, it will take pakistan less then 30 sec to blow up shithole india. tell me if india was so strong then how come they cant take full kashmir and in first place how do you think pakistan was made. if we want we can kill all the hindus in india in less then 30 sec and take india but we wont bec it has more muslims then in pakistan. oh oh btw im not a "frustrated Pakistani" bec im living a better life then u in Dubai on palm Jumeriah.
fuck u and all pakistanis...if 10% of the hindu population pisses on pakistan it will be under indian (hindu) urinals.We don't need nukes for these paki mother fuckers...
@MrDeba99 and if we 5% of pakistani do shit on ur border . . u will get stuk in ur damn fukin country . . u mota faka . . . i ll fuk u up . . . u gr8t son fo bitch . . .
Someday when you get to the present you will realise that 71 & Kargil laid to rest all notions of greatness. Today, Pak is living on the dole and has become a nation forever at ' crossroads'.
@mohtasimistheone u fucker i agree u ruled us for mny years but now u r so dumb & fool & helpless that u cant even rule u r own country. ur own people r killing u. & all we r doing is enjoying ur show . hahahahaha.u helpless pussies. save ur genitals ur owns brothers r fucking u.
Completely Legend
TheXzebx 1 month ago
UMER SHARIFE IS THE BLOODY BEST
stghazi 3 months ago
do gala aadmi umer sharif, abhi kese india ke logo ko salut ker raha wese india ke logo ki insult kerta hai,
ajitroyroy 4 months ago
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Please don't bring india-pakistan wars in this scenario please....let's all be one. At the end of the day, we are all human beings. Each species is one, so let's not bring our intellectual superiority over other species to such a low level. I'm an Indian but I love both countries! A lot of my friends are Indians...we're all one.
ThePakibro786 4 months ago
thanx buddy
rubuaziz 11 months ago
this is not good to give abuse one an others be human being
be asian leave all bed thinking about one an each other
saifullah1000 1 year ago
Please don't bring india-pakistan wars in this scenario please....let's all be one. At the end of the day, we are all human beings. Each species is one, so let's not bring our intellectual superiority over other species to such a low level. I'm an Indian but I love both countries! A lot of my friends are Pakistanis...we're all one.
mrk0007 1 year ago
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we are the best
ali4he 1 year ago
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we are the best.
ali4he 1 year ago
fantastic!!!!!
DAREROBIN 1 year ago
plz ignore some of the comments here n enjoy the talent of umer sharif
dashcane11 1 year ago
this video is good
faisal221986 1 year ago
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"his jokes have made ppl all over the globe" who the hell is he???think before you give those adjectives to someone..he is an absolute nobody
NupurTi 1 year ago
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"his jokes have made ppl all over the globe" who the hell is he???think before you give those adjectives to someone..he is an absolute nobody
NupurTi 1 year ago
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TOOLOW4ZERO 1 year ago
his jokes have made ppl all over the globe.......................laugh
LOOOL...parizad is funny man!
demiourgoslikes69 2 years ago 4
zaber dasttttttttttttttttt he is king of comedyyy love it fantasssssssssssssssstic superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbb
1miskhan 2 years ago 11
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this is india... no matter what happens, we still give respect and importance to these cunts...
and then there are pakistanis... fuckin venom spewers!
Desi4evah 2 years ago
dumb fuck see india doesnot have any skills so we as pakistanis have to send pakistanis to teach u guys what to do and dont forget we muslims ruled you guys for more then 600 years and u never ruled us
mohtasimistheone 2 years ago
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bheinchod pehle apne mulk to sambhal, land ke faqeer!
dehshatgardon ki zaat.. Aur haan madarchod, musalmaan main bhi hoon. But the point is, you losers will always be dependent on the Indian economy. No wonder you fuckin' cunts come begging for projects in India!
Desi4evah 2 years ago
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landh key pasiney, chutiye indian, hum pakistani ko tum logg invite kertey ho qukey tum loggoo key pass apni asley talent nahi hey to hum loggo ko tummey kush asli telant sikani ho ti hey matherchod, bahen key laurey, bosrikey, gandho, kutey ki aulad, n da fact is tht india is known for da dirty smel n cheap people, n if you say tht we come for projects look at india wat wil we benifit from it its a shit hole btw i kno tht bec recntly lke 4 months before i went to mumbai, goa n it was pure shit
mohtasimistheone 2 years ago
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this is what we get to show respect to you and give your faqeers a CHANCE!
Pakistani ho na, zaat pe to utar aaoge hi. And what are you pissed off about? That your hungry bastards have to go to your "enemies" to get "employed". hahahaha, no wonder, a failed state that you are, what else can you do???
hahahaha... i am glad you're getting slapped! good for you, you phateechar pakistani... bloody terrorists!
Desi4evah 2 years ago
ghando listen first of all lets make it clear india can never be our enemies bec we ruled it for more then 600 years and its part of us, there are more muslims in indian then whole of pakistan, so since u r muslim i have no problem with u at all dont forget muslims no matter from wherever they are we all are brothers and sisters, btw if u are calling us terrorists then dnt forget it makes u also a terrorist. the name terrorist is not only given to pakistanis but da muslim religion as whole of it
mohtasimistheone 2 years ago
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Hahahaah.. Thanks for making my day with the biggest joke that India is a part of Pakistan.. Hahahah!!! ROFL!!!
Abey laudoo.. apni auqaat bhool mat.. It wont take India a min to nuke Pak's ass ...
And yeah bro, do a favor on your chutiya country and try to work on it rather than worrying about India or Indians..
Hahahaah!!! A frustrated Pakistani talking about India and its people... What a lame joke!
Desi4evah 2 years ago
hahahaahhahhaaha you think that pakistan has no weapons or nukes, it will take pakistan less then 30 sec to blow up shithole india. tell me if india was so strong then how come they cant take full kashmir and in first place how do you think pakistan was made. if we want we can kill all the hindus in india in less then 30 sec and take india but we wont bec it has more muslims then in pakistan. oh oh btw im not a "frustrated Pakistani" bec im living a better life then u in Dubai on palm Jumeriah.
mohtasimistheone 2 years ago
@mohtasimistheone
we think pakistan ONLY has weapons... and all the terrorists of the world for sure ofcourse
NupurTi 1 year ago
@mohtasimistheone
bhai jaan aap bas bolte rahiye aur inida ne 1971 mein jo karna tha kar diya! keep talking~
mehot420 1 year ago
fuck u and all pakistanis...if 10% of the hindu population pisses on pakistan it will be under indian (hindu) urinals.We don't need nukes for these paki mother fuckers...
MrDeba99 1 year ago
@MrDeba99 and if we 5% of pakistani do shit on ur border . . u will get stuk in ur damn fukin country . . u mota faka . . . i ll fuk u up . . . u gr8t son fo bitch . . .
JOHN40ND 11 months ago
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dude.... u live in dubai coz pak ain't a palce to live.
iamwhiz007 8 months ago
@iamwhiz007 yeah espeCially CoWarDs can`t live there
ThePakibro786 4 months ago
You guys are forever living in the Past.
Someday when you get to the present you will realise that 71 & Kargil laid to rest all notions of greatness. Today, Pak is living on the dole and has become a nation forever at ' crossroads'.
anand58 2 years ago
@mohtasimistheone u fucker i agree u ruled us for mny years but now u r so dumb & fool & helpless that u cant even rule u r own country. ur own people r killing u. & all we r doing is enjoying ur show . hahahahaha.u helpless pussies. save ur genitals ur owns brothers r fucking u.
1nancyarora 1 year ago
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@mohtasimistheone ,,
apne mulk me to inhe izzat de nahi paye ab india aa kar inko bhik maangi padti hai ,,
agar gairat hai to apne fankaro ko apne yehi rakho yahan ki sarzameen maili karne na bhejo
arzee88 10 months ago
umar shareed is one of the best comedian
extr3m3psycho 2 years ago 2
u bastrd son of swine. talibani cunt. cut u half peny and throw in ur mother fckrs ass , u son of btch
renegades101s 2 years ago
why man whats happend why are you so angry on me :D did i suck you lil sis clit oh mama that was so delicated Omg i still remeba
extr3m3psycho 2 years ago
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fck this bastrd pakistani out...
renegades101s 2 years ago
gandho bastrd mother fuker shut the hell up atleast he is better then u in all ways and ya he is famous n u r not
mohtasimistheone 2 years ago
the host is beautiful
gillu11 2 years ago
yes you are right
03212840376 3 years ago 2
umer sharif is the best in all over the world
nanu345 3 years ago 14
he isn't God. so chill!
Desi4evah 2 years ago
haha theres idiots on both sides try to ignore them ...im sorry and ashamed of this idiot ..just enjoy the show and ignore him
furry1457232 2 years ago
tight
ekbaal 3 years ago 2
hahahahhah v nice !
hussnypak 3 years ago 2
umar tussi great ho!!!
pandegaurav 3 years ago 4
nice umer bahi aap tou king ho
cuteubqari 3 years ago 4
Umar Sharief.....1 OF THE TOP COMEDY KINGS OF THE WORLD.
infinextsha 3 years ago 4