Max Koch's First Video of 2009

[SmelOdies]

Rocky II and Rocky IV had press conference scenes.

[delltardboy]

haha u remind me of either Patton Oswalt, Nathan Lane, or Gilbert Gottfried ur even funny when ur not in character

[powermasterjazz]

You know I never thought about that....how true!

[yeahsee33]

Fuck super hero movies. Boring as shit, they are. The Punisher was cool. All he did was just kill a bunch of fuckers!

A super hero movie to me is DIE HARD. Waste the bad with no nonsense.

[underpup23]

Where is the new one at???

[treaclebeard]

hahaha...at 0:20 you look like Kramer

[noigraud]

lmao funniest man alive

[JohnRambo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Im bowing down man! Im bowing down! Im not worthy of youre awesomeness! =) 5 stars

[seanburke100]

Max,

I'm waiting! You are wonderfully talented, so keep on doing your thing!

Jeanne

[linkfan5011]

I've never actually noticed it, but they actually do. And most of them are very unnecessary..

[TheColumbusCannibal]

Nice mannerisms.

Seriously.

[0230630]

i love jebus

[GuruOAnime]

Max is that really what you sound like??

[BowlerHat]

I'm afraid so. No good? - Max

[GuruOAnime]

No no. It's nothing like that its just all of ur characters make u sound like so low voiced. Ur voice is lower....no wait higher than mine but thats not the point the point is that means u r very good if u can do imperinations andd peeps cant guess wut ur gonna sound like next. -Guru

[BowlerHat]

This next video I got coming up will hopefully rock you. - Max

[AdemJashari56]

what is going to be called?

[awesome220]

A bit antiquated, but could you do a KRAMER?!

[theantichung]

I second the motion for a kramer impression.infact I will not eat again until you do it.consider this a hunger strike.more steve o too.

[BowlerHat]

Awesome! - Max

[thejoker1]

Max Koch is a God !!!!

[BowlerHat]

You are MY God. - Max

[CatpurrRobertaBobbi]

Your very talented something you already know. I would love to see you do a Hi I Am Max Koch videos. I tried to Wikipeid ya and you dont have a site like most YouTubers that I like. I am curious about ya! Also you could do a mean Michael Keaton I bet.

[BowlerHat]

I love Keaton and I would definitely consider him. I appreciate this comment very much. Do explain what you'd like to see in a "Hi, I Am Max Koch" video. - Max

[PVTGovernment]

That's definitely Paul Giamatti.

Nice one.

[aitch3]

I hate to be cliche Max but I would love to see Tony Montana.

[BowlerHat]

Thank you. Check out Matthew Fernandez. - Max

[Ewing5150]

yea max, you sound like you could do a good paul giamatti impression. haha

[BowlerHat]

Totally. - Max

[sauronwibble]

Paul Giamatti??? You fucking rule man!

[BowlerHat]

Ha!  Love it. - Max

[apeshizz]

p.s Your Gary Busy impersonation rules my fucking life.

[BowlerHat]

What an honor. - Max

[apeshizz]

Dane Cook?

[advocatel]

max for the love of god, do pesci, do pesci!!!!!!!!

[BowlerHat]

I will when I feel it does not suck. - Max

[LouLou2u2]

I second that natsutherland. He is hot. And he's so talented.

[natsutherland]

MAX I LOVE YOU!!! You are so fine... sooo fine... please come to Brazil for a romp, I MUST HAVE YOUUU!!! So talented, we love you over here, you are a star in the gringo community! Pleeease come here! XX

[BowlerHat]

You're gettin' me GOIN', Sugar Bumps! - Max

[sarv3r31]

Sounds like Spence from King of Queens.

[hoogys]

Don't worry Max. Believe me when I say, The night is darkest just before the dawn. But I promise you the dawn is coming.

[Rajkozuluf]

HAHAHAHA

u annoyed = super funny

the whole "face shakes of anger" are LOL

[LouLou2u2]

LMAO hoogys, you bin watching too much of Harvey Dent..

[LouLou2u2]

I wish you lived Down Under.. Id do ya..xxxxxxx Your so fkn HOT.

Looking forward to seeing many of your fancy work..

Lou x

[BowlerHat]

I don't get a lot of this, Lou, so thanks a LOT, honey! - Max

[LouLou2u2]

Im not quite sure with your reply Max..Aussies and Americans have different senses of humours, but believe me when I say this, and I really mean this, I think your HOT! And you are soooooooo talented. I have been sharing your videos with heaps of people and they love em.

Catchya sweety :-)

[BowlerHat]

So grateful. Yes, I just meant I don't get a lot of lovelies telling me I'm actually HOT. Makes me want to work on it even more. Ol' Max enjoys hearing that, for sure... - Max

[Brettwbeyer14]

Gosh who's that bald with bug eyes. Im assuming you are doing him right?

[1338selfmade]

Good to see you still full of energy Max, it never occurred to me but you are right what the hell is the point. I guess because the superhero is the center of attention of the whole damn city throughout the movie. Anyways can't wait till the new video PS: Would love to see some Don Corleone.

[shtinkynuts13]

You and i should get a case of wobbly pops and just get hammered and crack jokes all day we would come up with some awesome shit. Anyways keep up the good work my man. To me you got the best damn channel on all of youtube.

[BowlerHat]

I have no idea what a "wobbly pop" is but I now want one. - Max

[Camoron339]

Has anyone ever told you you sound exactly like richard dreyfuss?

[iyaramonk]

never thought of that, but you're right :)

[aoxomoxoa88]

Maybe 9 is an auspicious number? I hope Deniro is in your next video.

[BowlerHat]

He's not. But he's SO coming soon! - Max

[Supermonkey22]

Happy New Year Maxie. I love the little "Tony Soprano" smirk at the end. Beautifully played. And as my dear, sweet, loving Granny used to say, God rest her soul...."FUCK PRESS CONFERENCE SCENES!!!!! FUCK EM' RIGHT IN THE OLD BALLON KNOT!!" (sigh) I miss that old kook.

[evh5150316]

I noticed that to. Right before "this one's for the ladies"! LOL

[KishoTenshi]

Hahah you made me giggle with the end of the video! I can't wait to see what comes next!!!

[Valandil00]

LOL good stuff:D

[Crotchsn0t]

I farted while watching this!

... and clicked the audio preview before posting my message!

...Have a nice day!

[einsteineye]

you are such a tease

Happy New Year Max...

[SweetEmotion987]

Happy New Year Max!

I played this video in a university classroom full of students (all working quietly) and wasn't really aware it was top volume...Bottom line, I'm getting funny looks everywhere I go...

Thanks for that, lol.

[doubledown1138]

Fucking A Max! Happy New Year!

[CoreyRobertson2]

Fuck FrankTV, I want MaxTV.

[coolamigo101]

agreed

[Mephisto85]

Oooh new vid.. psychage!

[TorryFinley]

I seriously don't think that people will understand how good this video is. Truely. The subtlety is mindblowing. Just to point out one of many, Max is screaming at the top of his lungs using "s"'s and isn't spitting one drop of saliva. Hot damn. THAT is precision! =^ P

[11BRVX]

love the out-breath

and the jack black thing...

at the end

thanks

I needed that

a fuck'n healer...ya are

straight shooter

rock'n fuck'n roll

[BowlerHat]

You have moved me greatly. More to come, I assure... - Max

[aprilflower75]

ur right, there are alot..haha but whatev.

i watched the dark knight again last night.

[RandomnessTube]

Max Koch full on legend

[BowlerHat]

I am humbled. Thank you. - Max

[WKJ8732]

Bahaha, I can't wait for the next video, Max.

And your hair is looking really nice, too.

[MattLMFAO]

ok i was reaaaaaaaaaally excited just to see ya in the new years

then you saying New vid

i Screamed fuck yeah

and this is for the ladies, then i went :(

but we all like the ladies

so its aaaaaaall finnnee

[stpeetie]

This ones for the ladies? Anal probe santa making a return? Oops max I gotta go I just got egg nog in my goeat milk! Happy 09 my dude!

[stpeetie]

This ones for the ladies? Anal probe santa making a return? Oops max I gotta go I just got egg nog in my goat milk! Happy 09 my dude!

[julius5626]

Dude that was hilarious, why aren't you on tv or somethin, hollywood is missin out. The "ladies" thing at the end made me bust out laughing. Cool lol.

[supermandan4215]

Max, dude, buddy.....i watch your vids everyday and/or check for newly posted vides of yours everday...your spot on and hilarious. But I have an awesome request, christ knows your probably sick of these but fuck im throwin' this one out there because I know you'll fuckin' kill it! Jaws I....Hooper, Chief Brody, Quint......Is it wierd if I say I have a 3/4 chub just thinking about it.....make it happen captain. Cheers!!!

[somegreybloke]

God yes! Vote from me too for that one.

[BowlerHat]

Thank you for the 3/4th of a boner. Yes, I actually wish to include Quint in something I wanna do. Many thanks! - Max

[mccullski]

i'll leave you here you one-shoe cock-suucccckkka!! looking forward to more soprano vids in 09 :-)

[BowlerHat]

There will be more Sopranos vids in '09. - Max

[DerDrache]

What movie had 9 press conference scenes?

[BowlerHat]

Oh, well, you see, I'm just sort of exaggerating for comedic effect. - Max

[Kagmeister98]

Seriously Max, you have got a future in Film or Television. BTW i I may make a request, please try a Jim Carrey impersonation!

[CoreyRobertson2]

Max - thanks a lot now I need to go buy a new keyboard after spewing a mouthful of coffee on it, totally unexpected!

[DJhiphouse]

look at me, lookat me-calm down you!-funny vid bro-

[madmistriss]

lmao i wasnt expecting that but still really funny

[MrSoprano0125]

I ws going to see the spirit but I went to see the yes man instead..... and oh yeah...

9 PRESS CONFERENCES?!?!!?

[bwzes03]

HOW MANY ??!!!!!!!

NINE ?? !! That's easy.... just to show off the "Big Budget(tm)"

And any "Press Conference(tm)" scene is "The Right Thing to Do(tm)" and studio execs demand it.

Can't have no "Big Budget(tm)" movie without any "Press Conference(tm)" scenes, its just unnatural .... ;-)

Anyways, Best Wishes for 2009, and hope the next vid is coming along "Swiftly(tm)"

Love your stuff Max !

[hoogpah]

Max,I can see you're really upset about this,I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly,take a stress pill and think things over.Great vid.

[BowlerHat]

Open the pod bay doors, hoogpah! - Max

[kirilgolan]

"This one is for the ladies...."

man I can't stop laughing. YOU ROCK!!!!

[ruskel2]

YOUR THE KING!

[CutterGarcia]

So is this your press conference about the "Press Conference" issue?

The llllladies are waiting!

[saruman84]

Max when you're right you're right!

I can't wait to see the new video! Can you give us a hint to what it is??

[BowlerHat]

I can tell you that there are many vaginas involved. - Max

[getrdun21]

MAX YOU ARE THE SHIT MAN!!!!

[pattimontreal]

Happy 2009, Cookie - looking forward to the new vid!!

[Pygmahia5]

can't wait for the new vid. keep em coming.

[paolobernardini]

Uncle Max's back!

[IIIIStugotsIIII]

You just wanted to make the first 2009 video, no matter what the subject is, right?

[BowlerHat]

TOTALLY! - Max

[DocHammerFan]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Shit Max, you made me spit out my coffee!

2009:"Year of the MAX"

[BowlerHat]

I LIKE IT. - Max

[macewindex]

This video should have been announced via press conference.

[HalooftheMuse]

Max, i don't see how you can remain so calm under these economic conditions... 5*****

[BowlerHat]

You

Are

Too

Much.

How is "Somebody" treating you?? - Max

[PierceScan]

happy new year max, cant wait to see the new videos for 2009.

[therockroad]

Cant Wait!

[aaanne80]

ooooh, can't wait for the next video, Max.

Happy new year!

[chumbels]

whats this,another fever dream?

[VodkaTonic1976]

Max chill mate...remember the blood pressure. Hope to see lots of Tony, Uncle Al, Busey and the rest of the gang this year. Stay loose

[eiramasil]

lmfao-

end scene

YAY! ladies video....oooooOOoo... is it...sexiful?? O.o

love you Max!

HAPPY 2009!

XOXOX

[SMCStudio]

i still get a kick out of the Ikea video. multiple laughs daily

[vampyreaayin]

Oh my god, you're right...

[LonePrairieCowboy]

What A Jip!

You call that a Video?

Don't you know that it's your responsibility to provide us NutCase Fans with a Quality, Extremely Funny video?

What's Wrong with you Max?

OK, now that I got your ATTENTION,

I'm just Kiddin' Ya!

ALL THE BEST IN 2009 for you and your family Max my Friend,

James.

[LonePrairieCowboy]

PS- Have you ever thought about taking some Xanex? LOL!

[BowlerHat]

The next one's a WHOPPER, dude. Brace yourself!

- Max

[audionautix]

Press conference scenes? I get the feeling, what you don't like them? Have you seen Brad Pitt's new one? It's called My Big Press Conference...one big long press conference.

Just kidding...it's like 20 in a row, all strung together. Man, I can't wait.

[McGoiter]

Never noticed that, but I say MORE press conference scenes! Or even a whole movie based on them!

[maradona87]

Amen to that Maxwell!

[zaftigzig]

you're a nut and i love it.

[NGC500]

Lmao! Your Right again max. 39 second video, still a winner :)

[mdilligaf]

Short, to the point and awesome, just how I like it :)

[dunskie]

"And THIS one's for the ladies."

I love it.

[gazmetal]

Gaz Houghton from Newton Rag! Max, smell my turds!

[BowlerHat]

Consider your vapors endured! - Max

[DrSamuels305]

What is this, fucking C-Span??? NO MORE PRESS CONFERENCE SCENES!

I think even Hancock had one.

[BowlerHat]

You are ABSOLUTELY correct. Saw that one, too, over the holidays. Wow. - Max

[JimmerSD]

Ohhh....how unsettling.

[chumbels]

sorry ,i couldnt watch this whole video, i'm headed to a press conference..god fuck it all!

[ragenut2112]

Press conference scenes? Just wait until Watchmen comes out...IF it comes out. Nice vid!

[PJokerman50]

Indeed. Press conference scenes must be limited to somewhere around 1 ooooorrrrr NONE. Buuut of course the directors, producers, etc. are just hoping that no one will speak out about it like the truly free people that we are (as you did), and try to keep us quite with explosions and actiony...action...Hey, how 'bout THIS guys? Put an actiony explosion IN the press conferene scene, and we're good. Lookin' forward to next vid Max, although am NOT a lady nor iz I homo.

-P.J.

[BowlerHat]

I love your idea! - Max

[somegreybloke]

What superhero movie did you just see?

[BowlerHat]

"Iron Man" and then "The Dark Knight" for the second time. More speeches and press conferences than you can shake a dick at. I REALLY enjoyed "Iron Man", though. - Max

[tomvandamm]

I can't wait for the new video-I'm not a lady though. -Tom

[ThatNiceBloke]

because superhero's need good publicity too!

[crimsong19]

The Dark Knight had one press conference, I think. Iron Man had two, I think. Where'd you get nine from?

[rizwanraza786]

love your video's!