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  • O_O I can't believe he called the ark(box) the worlds first cargo ship. I mean we can completely ignore that the Egyptians made cargo ships(all be it small) a while before that book of dragons and giants came about.

  • man you just tear him a second and third assholes. good job

  • Yeah he's not that smart himself. i expected more of him.. now back to my stupor and derrness

  • That man is the very thing i am now. Glad he speaks for me (=

  • Awsome line of videos, the amount of crap that creationists and that kind of theists spew is insane. Only thing I reacted over was the Noas ark bit. The idea of the ark is inane of course, but I heard/read something about there being evidence that catastrophic floods did occur in the area many thousand years ago. So maybe some stories of the floods made it into the bedtime stories of the old guys who sat down an evening and scribbled together the bible. Thanks for your videos! Keep it up!

  • i cant see the videos he linked in the description. does anyone know where i could see them?

  • @RaveDeeJay The guy shut down his channel, so the originals are no longer available.

  • If he was under an actual blanket I'd be expecting a defense of britany...LEAVE GOD ALONE......uuuuu...YOUR LUCKY GOD EVEN PLAYS FOR YOU...YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!

  • this one is particularly good! Love it!

  • Is "Magic Man" a Mega Man boss? lol

  • Wow, let me echo ambygirl1008's comment about bitchslap... that was brilliant

    And at 3:06, I did a double take and was rather pleased to see my own city, which is something of a rarity in this section of youtube.

    Mr TLD, you are great, I am now a fan.

  • LD, your epicness is unrivalled throughout the universe.

  • Video removed by user...I would too, if I were him.

  • Watching your videos, of how you surgically dismantle these Fundamentalist delusional's arguments, is like watching a work of art in progress. I never get tired of watching them, and I hope you never get tired of making them...as long as it is needed, that is.

  • I had to see it to believe it. That anyone can take the story of Noahs Ark literally was completely beyond me, and that its an adult is totally ludicrous. There should be a limit to what people are willing to believe, and this guy crossed it miles back.

  • These are the hardest pwnage I've ever seen. Watching them is like an amazing flight.

  • Oops, Ar.eHairdo has removed his vid! I wonder why?

  • I can't be the first to notice that the checkboxes at 3:45 ish say "Thesist" instead of theist, or am I?

  • @PayasYouListen

    LOL thesist. I didn't notice that the first time I watched this.

  • Brilliant! I salute you and the calibre of your put downs and piss takes. Thank you for spending the time making these highly entertaining videos.

  • Too subtle for the averge fundie :)

  • WOW,!!!

    I don't even know where to begin!!!

    The circle of the earth???

    THE EARTH IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID WITH AN asymmetric BULGE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE , THUS MAKING IT A NIDEAU SPHEROID

    WOW, YOUR IGNORANCE IS ALMOST INCONCEIVABLE......

    JEBUS WAS A CARPENTER?

    WOW, I'M SURE HIS UNDERSTANDING OF NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY WAS INDEED IMPRESSIVE - ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING NOTHING HE EVER SAID IN THE GOSPELS REVEALED ANY MODERN SCIENTIFIC UNDERSTANDING OF NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY.

  • @PhysicsTheorist1

    i am stunned by your incredible ignorance........

  • sir, i have to say i have never seen someone getting a new asshole ripped for them with such eloquence, tact and sheer class. bravo and thank you.

  • WOW!!!  just WOW!!! This video was one of the best videos I have ever seen on the subject of rationalism vs ignorance. Thank you so much for doing such a good job and standing up for the progress of our kind!!!!!! YOU SIR< are a true scholar and a gentleman!!

  • Was this kid crying? His eyes look really red...

  • This has to be one of the best of the series. The argument and reasoning is so clear, concise and straightforward - yet so unashamedly near the knuckle.

  • That was fan-fucking-tabulous! I so love your videos, they make me laugh so hard!! Pure entertainment and a joy! I love to watch theists of "their kind" take it like that. Golden! FTW The Living Dinosaur!

  • The more "Angel Dust"...oh, that's right, it's AngelHair, After listening to his projecting, and other insane rantings, the 2 terms become blurred.

    The more he talks, the more he reinforces your very perceptive points about him.

    It's sad to see such a young mind, so....empty!

    You mentioned the Ark falling apart as soon as it hit the water. I've seen comments from engineers who said the exact same thing. A wooden structure of that shape & size would have "caved in" on itself!

  • The interesting thing is the verse he uses is isaiah 40:22. Because the whole verse reads "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in"

    indicating that the earth is a flat disc with the heavens stretched over it.

    he thus lied by omission, he had to have seen that it said all that or just picked it up from a site like answersingenesis.

  • For the life of me, I never understood why people use "Noah's Ark" as scientific evidence. Bottom line, if you use the scientific method on anything religious, if should reproduce the same results, so I'm issuing a challenge for people to attempt to reproduce Noaks ark without fail

  • Houses... holy dog shit! So many carpenters and builders around the world are jesus or can perform miracles? HAIL BOB THE BUILDER!

    And if god really wants to contribute something to mankind and science, can he please post the blueprints of that ark made from lol wood to us so we can build better ships made from metal? Or only works with wood? I am confused, maybe jesus as a carpenter did build the ark.

  • Jesus built houses??? ROFLOL

  • Thank you for your videos and for call out stupid religious people .. Great job keep it up. Thank you again...

  • LOL @ the image of Joel Osteen.

    Great video, man. I don't think the message can be repeated enough times. These anti-science types want to drag us back to the days of witch hunting and casting out demons.

  • i know you are not adverse to the odd expletive, so i'll just say your stuff is fucking brilliant!! thanks for jessie custer image too.

  • I cant beleive i havent came across your videos earlier... they are fucking gold

  • Great video, thanks for the upload!

  • 7:44

    Magicman is God!

    This conclusively proves that God was build by Dr.Wily in a plot to take over the world!

  • Agreed: Your kind just will not be happy until they bombed us all back to the dark ages only to maybe realize the staggering magnitude of the f*ck-up afterwards. And if Serbia '95 is any to go by, not even then! Creationism makes too much money to be wrong because what the world needs now is a half witted ape-descendant with more 50 mega-tonne boom boom toys gifted by an invisible friend who lives in the sky. 8^P

  • Brilliant You are exactly correct, when one contorts reality to fit their religious system how can that person grow spiritually? Accepting scientific facts to me should be a goal of theists cuz it would validate how complex their "god" is, which they so inclined to utter. Doing the opposite just shows how simple & primitive their god is..........

  • I'm addict to your series.

  • Ha ha, the retard has removed his video.

  • Jesus built houses!!!

  • Wow, You burned this fucktard so hard he closed his account and ran to his mother, You did a superior job TheLivingDinosaur!

  • This was no mere rebuttal, this was an utter intellectual *destruction* on every level. It is my guess, AngelHairdo (who obviously has since retired himself from Youtube) must still be sitting shaking in a corner somewhere on this planet. Let's hope it will be curative for him (though I doubt it).

  • You crack me up with the use of "kind."

  • The last 3 minutes of this video was one of the best bitchslaps I have ever had the privilege to hear. If Christopher Hitchens ever watched this video, I'm sure he'd be proud also. I applaud you sir, you are brilliant.

  • PWn-QUake !

  • The idiots' grandchildren are going to feel the pwnage going on here

  • thx for pointing out that rationalism and theism or atheism or whatever particular brand of spiritualism is not mutually exclusive.

    omg was waiting on that 1 for a while

  • wow man that dude is a fag, not you of course TLD oh holy one *bows head*

  • The Three Tossers. Just epic.

  • AngelHairdo made the classic mistake; making a video WHILE MAD.

  • Me and my roomate both went to a catholic school and they did teach us evolution and not creationism. I actually studied in religion class the various theories of how the world was created by all religion. In philosophy we studied evolution to understand how or better said when man became man (how we developed morality the concept of religion etc.) Most priest understand that the bible cant be taken seriously and my teachers were religious to the core but also very rational and intelligent.

  • Sir, you win the internet!

  • he he he well said ;)

  • Thank you living dinosaur, for mentioning the deliberate retarding of stem cell research. To combat a technological advance so profound as to allow the curing of hundreds of diseases. Atrocious! All based on a primitive form of mind control. I wish all you people who are against stem cell research and animal testing would truly stop using the technology derived from this type of research and stand by your belief. You would all die before the turn of the decade and get the hell out of our way.

  • ha..... pretzels......

  • This is epic

  • I absolutely adore you and your videos.. you say it how it is, directly saying the facts. At the end of very video I feel the urge to clap.

  • beautyful. i have made the same arguments my self.

  • I like the little pop culture references you put into your videos. Like showing the reverend protagonist from the comic serial entitled "preacher" when you mentions his preacher

  • Awesome video.

    But one point of criticism: the idea that theologicans debated about how many angels could fit on the head of pin is actually a hoax. When Erasmus of Rotterdam voiced his critique of the Church and the religious practices of his time, he claimed that instead of working to establish God'd kingdom on Earth, theologians debated insipid topics such as this. But there has never been found a single shred of evidence that anyone ever debated over pinpoints and angels.

  • Wow... You totally ripped him a new asshole m8! Can we be friends!? ;)

  • That was awesome.

  • The 1 dislike must be from the guy who he is ripping a new asshole.

  • @aprox23 and now also his two friends.

  • Hey, its Conan!

    "What is best in life?"

    ; )

  • OMG: Awsome pwnage. Thanks for the pointer DPRJones. Sub'd.

  • Mr. Hairdo looks like he's on the verge of tears through most of his footage. :)

  • Only AngelHairdo disliked this video

  • Each one keeps getting better than the next.

    I already created a "Holy Hallucinations" Playlist & am going to save them all on my channel.

    Hell, I'll probably save all your vids...haven't found one I didn't like.

    BTW, subscribed about an hour ago....now going to see how many of these I can knock out before sunrirse. ;)

  • Rationalism is not at all compatible with theism. It is painfully obvious. Fundamentalist or not.

  • That's the most devastating thing I've seen on here. How'd you manage to end on the right note?  :)

  • looks like one guy missed the thumbs up button by accident.

    if god was real, this wouldnt have happened :)

  • Who-hoo! Kratos!!!

  • Whew! I'm glad I'm on your side, LivingDinosaur. Talk about pwnage!

  • That guy shouldn't have mention Noah's Ark. In my opinion, the legend of Noah's Ark is the biggest FAIL of the Bible.

  • An Atheist ... BITCH SLAP! OUCH !!! Oo That's gotta hurt.

  • Moronic, Retarded, Religious Nut Jobs Like You! BRAVO!

  • I have that 1000 Zloty shown at 9:46

  • Quick question: is that your maroon-bellied or green-cheeked conure? (Hard to tell from the picture, plus I'm not very good at telling the two species apart.) My living dinosaur is green with a yellow head (double yellowheaded Amazon).

  • @AtheistinFundyLand He's a green-cheeked. I say he - for all I know he may be a she. A vet once told me that to be certain he'd have to either lay an egg or undergo an exam that he probably wouldn't enjoy very much.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur I had my Amazon DNA-sexed (male). He's close to 25 now and I've had him all my life. I'd love to get a Panama Amazon, but I just don't have the time / energy / money for that right now. Or maybe ever. ;) Give the green cheek a kissy for me.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur The doctor would have to lay an egg? Well, lets not make him go through that. :/

  • @TheLivingDinosaur That was awe inspiring. It gave me goosebumps :-)

  • the pulsating TWAT button on ben stein had me in stitches, that shit was too good

  • You sir, are providing a valuable public service. Subscribed.

  • You just made my day, and you have my subscription! :P

    PWN AWAY!!

  • I love your animation of sitting on the circle of the earth

  • @TheLivingDinosaur you are doing a great service by making these videos calling out these lazy righteous big mouths on their bullshit.

  • Thunderf00t favorited the first in the series which is how I came across it. Now I can't stop watching. Great series!

  • Religion vs ThePeople

    -i want you as my laywer!

  • absolutly amazing i just a good old dosage of pwnage :D

  • Nice very nice...

  • Is this looney (AngelHairdo - of all names to choose), who shows all the signs of being just a little bit effeminate, still pumping out dribble or has he given in and disappeared ... or am I searching in the wrong place?

  • "noahs arc, the first cargo ship" ahhahahaahahahahahahahaa

  • haha.. and he deleted his video response to you..

    Well, good for him.. Perhaps he began to think

  • I am so pleased to have come upon your videos. Thanks for your efforts.

  • TheLivingDinosaur uses Science; it's super-effective! +1 subscription. I think I even prefer your series to the Why Do People Laugh at Creationists series, and that's way up there on my list of awesome-osity.

    I completely lost my shit when he said "Jesus himself was a carpenter.. yeh, he built houses." I thought he was trolling. I really hoped he was trolling.

  • Great video, great content; I had to subscribe. To be honest I had a good laugh when the fundie guy said, with complete seriousness, "Jesus himself was a carpenter. Yeah, he built houses!" That was too good. Excellent work TLD.

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  • Wow, the guy's response video should be studied to further understand the phenomenon of misunderstaning, that's a milestone! (Was about to say "My god", but, well...)

  • Wow, his response video should be studied carefully... opens new ways in the field of misunderstandment capabilities...

  • Your masterful oratory expresses here the ideas that I try to explain to cretins almost every day. The eloquence of your arguments are only rivaled by a tiny minority of very intelligent people. You, sir, deserve more subscribers than Tf00t.

  • Holy shit. Towards the end there, I was sitting, mouth agape, trying to take in the vast amounts of pwnage you were dealing this poor sap. I'm so glad I found your channel!

    Keep up the good work!

  • This video is awesome!

  • Was that a TARDIS I saw? Another great video!

  • I loved that picture of the field with "Fuck all" floating towards me, fucking genius, I hope you get proper recognition like thunderf00t one day, you're excellent, sorry if my english is subpar, from Sweden :P

  • @zalmanusa btw it was my favorite part because it reminded me of how much evidence Karl Pilkington has in his theories :D:D

  • @zalmanusa Glad you liked it. From the comments you are leaving across the series, it seems that you've developed an addiction. ;-)

    Anyway, thanks for your kind words and support. And as for your English, it's excellent (as has been that of every other Swede I've ever met). I suppose that's what you get when you care about the quality of the education that you provide to your children.

  • @zalmanusa I second and third that.Brilliant!

  • This was so good I cried!

  • Couldn't say it better myself 

  • You deserve a billion more subscribers for your brilliant commentary and hilarious imagery in these videos. This series is just awesome, I'm simply blown away. Not since Thunderf00t and AronRa have I seen this kind of quality. Both these guys are rock-stars on YouTube. No way I could be alone in this opinion. This stuff is rock and roll, and it's 1954. The kids here simply haven't heard it yet. Pass this shit on to your friends peeps. I think it's going to blow our hair back.

  • Awesome!

  • Good grief this is refreshing. I feel better already.

    One down vote on this video. I wonder who that might have been...

  • Here here!

  • Today you have become my favorite YT content producer. I hope you make many more. You are lucid, entertaining, knowledgeable, funny. You kick ass, take names and pwn the crap out of HIS KIND. You are criminally undersubscribed and I intend to do my part in spreading the word about your excellent work.

    I particularly liked the video I saw against PPsimmons. That smarmy mouthed jerk has been pissing me off for some time.

    Thank you sir!

  • @Ansonidak Thank you - you are too kind. I'm glad you like my videos and thanks for helping to spread the word - its always appreciated!

  • *snif* So beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.

  • Any prizes for guessing who the one thumb down is?

  • I guess we didn't understand that christians added to our modern world such important things like communion wafers, "cargo ships", wine alchemy from water, televangelists, "miracle spring water", religious tax exempt status, the Westboro Baptist Church, the "pissed off god" theory of earthquakes, alter boy pedophilia, school textbooks - Texas revisionist edition, dinosaur saddles (and other associated tack), Kudzu jesus (tm), salem wich trials, the crusades, original sin, and hell.

    Hmmm.

  • @Hannsfeld Communion wafers are what I call Jeeznips.

  • TheLivingDinosaur you are on your way to become one of the greatest youtubers ever.

    I'm your number one fan. Awesome job bro.

  • @ArteTuga2 Sorry for the delay in replying - I've been working on my reply to NephilimFree which is now uploading and should be posted in 2-3 hours, so I've been kind of busy. You are really being too kind, but I'm glad you like my videos. I just accepting your friend invite, btw. Also sorry to hear about your hi-jacking.

  • Breathtaking! I am posting this everywhere. The fact that you don't already have a million views makes me sad for humanity. Thanks for taking the time to do battle with these people. You are a true freedom fighter in my book. Your bravery and sacrifice helps make this world a better place.

  • "And neither did the barbarians who wrote your book or tripe."

    Interestingly enough, they DID understand the difference between a circle and a sphere. Isaiah 22:18 (KJV) "He will surely... toss thee like a ball..."

    I always found it fascinating that in the self same book of the Bible where they use the debateable world circle, they have a much better word available that could have been selected.

  • isn't angel hairdo a POE? if he's not, i can't hate him. he's just too....innocent. but i think he's a poe.

  • @BillKiernan I'm still on the fence about it. As far as I can see, it could go either way.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur like i said if he's not a poe he's borderline retarded, literally.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur I watched one video AngleHairdo. I'm going to operate on the assumption that he is indeed a poe. The alternative is just to sad and pathetic.

  • I am so glad there is a person on this planet with a brain like yours dino. Keep up the good work.

  • You're obviously argueing with a guy on acid or in a special school or something. But its a great starting point to make a statement! lol

  • @wspol624 I'm sorry. Next time I'll try to express myself a little more clearly.

  • I likes ur speaking voice. Wtf u could compete with Morgan Freeman. 

  • But a circle IS an oblate spheroid with an asymetric bulge!

  • @sum1unxpected Thank you for taking time to watch my video. Sorry it wasn't to your taste, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

  • Wow. Very well done. I love the visual aides.

  • 5:47

    "Anyone with half a brain would realize that your ignorant anti-Christian bias totally robs your video of any validity that it might have otherwise had..."

    Well, anyone with MORE than half a brain would realize what a cretin you are...

  • That was marvelous. Please, of please continue to respond in this manner to any subsequent replies and or scientifically inept videos he happens to vomit forth.

  • The Three Tossers, fucking brilliant!

  • Very good. Glad I subbed you. Keep it coming.

  • If you keep making top quality Vids like these you will soon catch up the mighty Thunderfoot!!!

    Very enjoyable to watch.

  • Another favorite.

  • I usually do not like to insult, but I just cannot help myself. AngelHairdo is one of the BIGGEST ASS CLOWNS on you tube. He's the type of guy who goes to a zoo, gets shit thrown on him by a chimpanzee and thinks its all part of gods plan. Thanks Jeebus!!

  • This is probably one of the best series I've seen on youtube. Brilliant!

  • Wow.... That was stunningly good!

  • @AuntieDiluvian Glad to be of service!

  • Another great video :) I like how clearly you are able to articulate your thoughts... I'm jealous lol

  • @blue4arekkusu Thank you - you are too kind.

  • "It is new, Brand NEW" LOL. I honestly believe the guy is doing satire. He acts like edward current.

  • @fightinglobo06 He may well end up being a Poe, in which case the joke will be on me.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur-hey even if he is, he is using arguments that real christians would use, so it is good to rebut things just in case.

  • Oh wow... this is just SO MUCH WIN. Ahhh I just love it when the intellectually dishonest get absolutely trounced. Thank you very much!

  • @TheShwaNerd Thanks, and you're welcome!

  • I wonder who gave the single thumbs down...

    Regarding whether the 'cold war' between atheism and theism is new or not, I very much agree that it's better seen as rationalism and irrationalism or antirationalism, but Socrates was forced to drink hemlock in 399BC for, inter alia, impiety.

  • @DLandonCole Who gave the single tumbs down?

    Same answer as ever.

    God did it.

  • @LiamE69 LMFAO! Nice one!

  • Wow, impressive videos. What do you use as an editor?

  • @grits011 Proshow Producer by Photodex. I've just started playing with After Effects, but don't use it much as I don't have the time to learn it properly just now.

  • Right on! I am in awe.

  • Fantastic. I'm so glad Votger gave you a shout out. SUBBED!

  • It is hard to believe he is for real.

  • @Vogter2100 I'm still not convinced that he isn't a Poe.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur Well me neither actualy..

  • Again.. brilliant!!!