Penn & Teller: Bullshit War on Porn highlight

[MagnesDrachen13]

There are a few terms that when I hear them, I stop listening to you. As soon as you say "You can pray away the gay", you could be speaking klingon from that point forward, it doesn't matter to me, I'm no longer listening. "I have been affected by porn" is one of those phrases. Once you say something that stupid, like porn can come through the computer screen, grab your hair and force you to occasionally view it when you're *GASP* horny, when you say something to that affect, I shut you off.

[dubified89]

I seriously thought this was a gay couple at first

[FatherPatOphelia]

Can't blame a guy for looking at porn if his wife looks like that.

[FreezinFlamesGT]

The bible is for people who are too afraid to live for themselves, so they rely on an antique fantasy book about a fake omnipotent being who supplies all humans with what they want in exchange for worshipping the nonexistant being. Wow......world's biggest prank much?

[laubowiebass]

I don't support religion, and i don't support porn. You can have sex or masturbate without it!

[tykk86]

@laubowiebass You can also have sex and masturbate with it... What's your point?

[laubowiebass]

@tykk86 That you don't need it, if you already feel like doing any of the two.( Spare people on them their mental and physical health and dignity). It also creates a very poor and insensitive idea of what sexual behavior is. I've seen cases of addiction to it, big interference in couples' sex life, since the man gets used to an unrealistic kind of stimuli, and is usually less qualified to please his female partner. (In straight people, I don't know about other cases).

[tykk86]

@laubowiebass What mental/physical health and dignity do i have to spare? I have the pleasure of having friends, both men and women, working in the porn industry. Let me tell you about their mental and physical health and dignity.

Physically the men and woman are both perfect, both from a health and from an aestetic stand-point. Mentally they are all some of the happiest people i've ever met, always laughing, cracking jokes, incredibly upbeat and carefree. These people are having fun at work !

[laubowiebass]

@tykk86 Well, there are abused people, too. Many girls have psychological consequences as they keep growing up. I met one. And if you need to watch porn to enjoy your sex life, I'm sorry for you. I do have a lot of fun at work, and it's good to hear some people in that industry do, too. And yes, freedom of choice, of course. To each their own.

[tykk86]

@laubowiebass The abused people aren't part of the porn industry, they are part of a sick bastard in his basement and his cellphone, and that's hardly the industries' fault. If anything, it's the conservatives' in power, who refuse to let the industry be aknowleged and thus, properly regulated.

To be honest, i can't even remember the last time i watched porn, don't really care for it.

The only reason i'm defending this is by principle. It should be up to the consumer to decide what to consume.

[tykk86]

@laubowiebass Now tell me, can you say you get to have tons of fun at your job? The actual porn industry is not a bunch of abused people, it's people who chose it as a career genuinely enjoy the fucking thing.

The majority of their "costumers" are also people who chose to watch it and enjoy it. Should they all lose something they enjoy because a few disfunctional morons can't separate fiction from reality?

Don't like it? Don't watch it!

Got a problem? Get treatment.

Freedom of choice says hi

[SCROGY]

@tykk86 Agreed. One of the most powerful people in the porn industry is Jenna Jameson. If you think she is demeaned and controlled by men you haven't got a fucking clue. If anything she controls the men because SHE makes all the money and the men have to go suck dick to make a living.

[FiNNziDuploFilms]

His wife looks like a dude, of course he's gonna watch porn!

[FreezinFlamesGT]

@FiNNziDuploFilms DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That shit gotta hurt!! I hear his ego running out the door!

[mmmmmarcus]

@airgearbleachfan Dude, your own parents would do that to you? Well, I wouldn't blame you for decapitating them in their sleep!

[mmmmmarcus]

0:02 --that bitch isn't kidding anyone. Total fucking dyke. Just pause there and look at these two morons. He's spineless, and she (or he?) is a total power-freak. Id have that bitch grow her hair out and serve me a sandwich on porn DVDs.

[TheGreaterGood80]

If you studied the Bible, you would come across a story of an angry group of men demanding the right to rape a visiting angel, and then the man who is hosting that angel in his house offers his virgin daughter to the angry angel rapists instead.

Then you can talk to me about how some idiotic book of Bronze Age fairytales convinced you that porn is wrong.

[bikerusl]

Don't you know that jesus spake again' the evil influence of interwebs porn in his sermon up-the-mount!?

[IamZanderss]

The Bible also says that women having short hair is an abomination.

[weebeezee]

@IamZanderss and masturbating is a sin and being gay is a sin. thats why i fucking hate bible thumpers like most christians are.

[bokprop420]

@weebeezee i support judging christians by their own law and punishing them as such. therefore any christ fag woman you see(shirly phelps roper) that wears jeans? kill the cunt.

[Mattysmyth0593]

The bible is also against shell fish.

[saxoman1]

@Mattysmyth0593 But people don't want to talk about the things in the bible that THEY decry as bullshit lol xD. Funny isn't it? Pork as well! ("Lets ban pork!", a resounding "F**K YOU" from most Americans would probably be the response xD)

[kodiakfred140]

The Bible has more porn than most "Christians" realize. Some people just don't like fucking, I guess!

[iSpudnik]

Loll, I bet he still looks at porn.

[pklukepk]

LOL, with a chick like that nxt to me, I'd watch porn too!

Actually, I do watch porn,I just said I didnt for the joke...

More porn.

[nationofself]

I used to work under this idiot before he laid me off a few years ago. LMAO!!! I'm addicted to porn! I bet the guys at PACIFIC AGGREGATES AND PACIFIC CLAY IN LAKE ELSINORE CALIFORNIA will get a kick out of this!!! Dan Lincoln YOU R SUCH A POLE SMOKER!.

[valiumsummer]

This country has gone to shit, and it is not because of people watching porn it is the right wing hypocrites. Spend your life jacking off to porn and when you get busted you have ruin it for the rest of us.

[Windthor]

Someone should add a little audio track of someone yelling, "BULL. FUCKING. SHIT."

[xxBunnyKnoTxx]

Oy vey I hate when people use the bible to twist it to their own little demands

No where in the bible does it say "Thou shall not look at porn"

I am a woman and good God, what guy doesn't look at porn? I would be more disturbed if they didn't once and a while!

On the lighter side, Great episode! I only wish I could find the full episode!

[Alizarincross]

Anyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery in his heart. Jesus said that. If you think adultery isn't forbidden in the bible I suggest you go read it a bit more...

[AutumnDevi]

woot! another woman who watches Penn and Teller! it's great to not be the only one! We should totally make t-shirts.

[JohnnyKubark]

@xxBunnyKnoTxx

"I am a woman and good God, what guy doesn't look at porn? I would be more disturbed if they didn't once and a while!"

Wow, can people PLEASE stop saying stuff like that?! Why do you people think all men watch porn? Are men all clones of one another?

Porn is a big pile of steaming shit!

[mmmmmarcus]

@JohnnyKubark You're an emasculated bottom-bitch. We all watch porn. In fact, you just watched porn the other minute, right here in this fucking episode.

[JohnnyKubark]

@mmmmmarcus Fuck off. Just because I don't watch porn, doesn't make me "emasculated". That's stupid. Explain yourself. 

[mmmmmarcus]

@JohnnyKubark There's no escaping porn. It's in your head. Be it male or female, you will think sexual thoughts. Perhaps that sexy Brunette with huge tits and a nice ass you saw earlier? Explain myself? I don't need to. Normal humans watch porn. Psychotic freaks repress.

[sinprelic]

@JohnnyKubark you have sexual thoughts. if you don't, you are asexual and if it were 10,000 years ago, nature would have selected against you. the porn industry is just a business that puts our sex drive as a drive for moneymaking - it is one of the most everlasting business ideas to date, along with prostitution. it seems to me that if you dont watch porn, you must be getting your bangs elsewhere - perhaps in your imagination or in real life. sex is natural, and porn is a natural business.

[olafurhh03]

the bible is porn

[SPAZZUNAKI]

@ 0:38 shifty eyes....

[bonafidehustla77]

u ever think the bible is bull shit. CUz i DO

[mmmmmarcus]

If a man is forced to reduce ejaculation frequency, testosterone increases, and men become more aggressive. when a woman looks at porn, its no big deal, but when men do it, all of a sudden we are addicted to porn, and we are all pigs? This right here is why i hate democrats. >=( Fucking liberal double standard garbage...

[TheGreaterGood80]

so............psycho christian republicans are pro-porn and democrats are anti-porn?

[mmmmmarcus]

republicans and democrats are two sides of the same coin. its the same thing.

[DonMeaker]

Hey, you were pigs before you looked at porn. That is why you look at porn!

Like the Duke Lacrosse Rapists... Just because they didn't rape that girl, didn't mean they were innocent of rape... err, umm.

[mmmmmarcus]

lol the classic ugly lesbian tale of sorrow and no penis.

[andyrooney11]

Matthew 24:7 "Yey, thou shalt not butt fuck thy own wife nor shall ye spank thy own monkey whilst gazing upon the supple breasts of a midget engaged in sodomy with a donkey..."

Powerful stuff...that bible has some interesting sh**!

[axemurderer27]

*sigh* .... bible...

think for yourself and not use a bronze-aged, ambiguously sometimes allegorical/sometimes literal fairy tale run your life.. but hey.. your life

[ieetemos4breakfast]

i cant watch for hours on end, i wish i had the stamina but that just aint in the cards.

[OpRedDawn]

lol jesus freaks

[airsoftsniper4307]

"It was not something I did for hours on end....it was when I had an opportunity I would."

His words.....if he did watch it for hours on end and for days, yeah hes a freak. But just looking at it here and there, what guy doesn't?

[KiwamuTheKappa]

is that a woman?!!

[McSpacerson]

If my wife had an adams apple, and looked like some dude with breasts, yea, I think I too would be spanking off to Porn a few "hours" a week.

Jesus Fucking Christ, get this man some porn. Stat!

[gary7infiltrator]

Fuck, dude. Every man on the planet looks at porn for a few hours here and there.

[TeabagerzCrew]

@gary7infiltrator  my boyfriend doesn't. but then again we don't have internet at home. what a poor deprived man- he must feel so left out from all the other men on the planet lol

[TheCircusReject]

@gary7infiltrator Many women too, myself included.

[saxojon]

I need to see the full episode of this.

[clarissaSandM]

All those dudes watch porn they love to see pussies gettin' pounded and dicks being sucked. You can totally tell by the manner in which they bag..  Funny.

[jaws900]

Brun that Bibel. Don't know why just burn it.

[neclord87]

hahah look her face

[UnderlordZ]

If anyone has the full episode, can you please post it?

[ausyussuf]

who the fuck is this ljarsonbeck?.. when has america ever needed a reason to go into war, if you were smart you'd know before 9/11 way before america built a military base in the middle east, why? one word - oil.. wtc 1 2 7 were done by terrorist and so was the pentagon.. the white house was going to be a target but the u.s. arrested the guy who was going to crash into the white house.. and the people who arrested him didn't know he was going to target the white house.. you are a dick

[LJARSONBECK]

WHAT ELSE CAN WE EXPECT FROM PENN gillette. These guys may be funny but they are ignorant asses. Penn believes WTC 1,2 and 7 and the pentagon were caused solely by Arabs. Tyhey live in VEGAS but don't see how porn infects a persons psyche??? Luckily for them they always have eachother and big biz money to keep them from depression- but for the real world it's easy to get caught up in loneliness depression and a spiraling decay of ones life style. Penn and Teller FUCK OFF you're not one of us

[neonchez]

"Penn believes WTC 1,2 and 7 and the pentagon were caused solely by Arabs."

thats because Penn uses this thing called logic. you should try applying it to your everyday life.

"Penn and Teller FUCK OFF you're not one of us"

not one of who?

[LJARSONBECK]

So WTC 7 fell conveniently flat..that is Penn Gillette logic?? You tube has some very good angles of WTC 7 some great initial reports of The pentagon and Rosie was fired because she talked about the WTCs'. Corporations don't watch t.v. they worry about profit- they love host vs host struggles- it's good ratings- but suddenly Rosie is gone- offered a new job?? Where is it? Penn Gillette is a multi millionaire with a steady job that is in demand- he can not possibly fathom the real world.

[neonchez]

wtc7 fell hours after the towers fell. it doesn't make much sense for the conspirators to blow it up hours after the fact. why would they do this? a mistake? i doubt it, if they were smart and coordinated enough to pull off an international conspiracy i think they would not have made such a dumb mistake.

if 9/11 was an excuse to invade iraq why would they use known saudi nationalists based in afghanistan as the hijackers instead of iraqis. which would have allowed them to go straight to iraq.

[LJARSONBECK]

WTC 7 wasn't hit by plane- hence delay in fall. WTC7 owned by Silverstein a corrupt money launderer of opium- hence we invade Afghanistan first- then Bush gets his desire to invade IRAQ- helping the Saudis we should have invaded to begin with. WTC 1,2& 7 was obsolete by the 21st century - asbestos filled no practicle IT communication ability- not to mention the ENRON Viacomand Pentagon over spending being invetsigated in WTC1 WTC2 and WTC 7. Listen to WTC 7 architect-that building was sound

[earfetish]

maybe Penn's right about 9/11 truthers being the worst for attacking them back - I've not even seen religious flame wars on these boards but a conspiracy nut who will never be convinced otherwise has landed

[neonchez]

i don't think there is a big difference between conspiracy ppl and the religious. both require a disconnect from reality and blind faith.

i love how conspiracy ppl call themselves skeptics but refuse to be skeptical of their own lose conspiracy theories.

[littlteapot]

I think skyscrapers are designed to fall straight down if they break.

[randomdude28]

it could be true, i mean wouldnt it be better overall if one building fell rather than it knocking a bunch of other buildings down?

[fleisch09]

agreed, Penn & Teller have something called logic, as do I

[d2eux]

why dont you FUCK OFF and learn the cold hard facts, not from Zeitgeist, loose change, or any other conspiracy whackjobs

[masterjon3]

so he stopped watching porn cuz the bible's against it....? that's bullshit

[KarateKidX]

he never said that.

[k8k8k8er]

@masterjon3

no bacuuse his wife is against it. lol

shes more powerful than god. lol

[masterjon3]

@k8k8k8er lol, makes sense

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@masterjon3 yes it is against it you moron

[masterjon3]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 and i made this post 2 years ago and your bothering me with it now? go fuck yourself

[TheCircusReject]

@masterjon3 He was all "I began to study the Bible," and I immediately rolled my eyes and thought "Yep, here we go..."

[masterjon3]

@TheCircusReject if porn was so bad, there wouldn't be so many nuns in it

[TheCircusReject]

@masterjon3 Thank you sir, because you just made me pull a muscle laughing. May you get laid tonight by someone drop-dead gorgeous.

[ColonelAw3some]

@masterjon3 Clearly, he's being even more secretive about watching his precious porn.

[d4m4s74]

If you are connected with Showtime, How can I watch Bullshit in countries where showtime can't be received?