MADtv Darlene McBride X-mas

[daven58100]

More hair!

[vegclasma468]

Sorry mister nigro but kwanza drives me kwazy

[VocaloidUTAUFan45]

I'm playing this in Christmas. ^_^

[Seldona]

Absolute brilliance. I literally can't remember laughing so hard.

Then I realized, she isn't far off the mark. In fact I think she nails the average teabagger, years before they came into being.

[halcyon0830]

Sarah Palin COPIED Darlene McBride

[tangerinespeed0]

Nicole Sullivan, you rox my sox!

[hemmojito]

1:20

White Power Christmas LOL

[BlackTeeSqaud6]

Tea Party playlist...

[Jakegothicsnake]

Well, I know what NOT to get my kids for christmas(That is if I become a father someday, Lord willing.). LOL

[xso61673]

EPIC

[GAP4EVER]

"Jesus was a never a Jew. Sorry folks, his last name was Christ not Christowitz. Nice try." FUNNIEST SHIT DARLENE EVER SAID...good Nicole is such a good comedian.

[br4jj4]

Traditional Values!

[vampsrock1992]

this so funny

[vampsrock1992]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[Othaur]

Anyone find it funny she gave her kids AK-47's a Russian made gun for her children instead of say a M-16? lol

[hackslash197]

LOL Santa's a pedophile

[vonkasten]

She sounds like a member of the "Tea Party LOL

[MrSpemat]

@vonkasten except the Tea Party for the most part supports sending millions to Israel and worship jews so not all of it is Tea Party... they'd freak out the minute someone knocked their precious poor innocent jews...

[pikachuhatyu]

where can i buy this album

[ShyteKreek46]

@pikachuhatyu Militia Mart

[silveriomonares]

thats what u get when u dont have prayers at school jajajaja racist but funny as hell

[Di0genesus]

lol, Victoria Jackson today

[Cargo1273]

She was a head of her time. Darlene could had been the Sarah Palin of music for the RACIST REPUBLICAN Tea Party CULT. Except this red-haired bitch has more class and the balls to just say it straight forward instead of hiding her agenda behind the so-called "Restoring Values to America" or whatever the hell they want to call it "mission".

[bjoh249]

@Cargo1273 Oh good grief, you idiots are posting this nonsense here too. Grow the fuck up you moron, it is just a comedy skit and it represents no real life person or people.

[Vegasboy73]

I know this is wrong, but so damn funny I laugh every time..

[GingerDemarque]

A shot gun blast and a kick in the ass.... LMFAO.

[lar306]

I love this chick and her hair!!!

[fang4643]

The AK's not American !!

[ExItUs]

"...but Quanza drives me quazy!"

LOL

[LannaDru]

I'm surprised that she bought her children AK-47s. I expected her to buy them something that's made in USA.

[kztar621]

Well, rednecks are quite ignorant.

[poopybooyah]

@LannaDru AK-47 is a Rifle

[fussnot]

That hair! That hair! Could it be any funnier?

[poopybooyah]

@fussnot lol so is the song like

Hillary The Red-Horned Clinton

Y2K

White Power Christmas

Jesus Was Never A Jew

Santa You Old Pedophile

and Gore's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire

lol

Available at Militia Marts

[clevelandphil]

Y2K was to conservative what global warning is to liberals.

[shwebuthee]

She said "I don't care and show my ass in 2001"

~LOL~

[fussnot]

@shwebuthee She said "I don't plan to show my ass until 2001".

[ShyteKreek46]

Point me to the nearest Militia Mart!!!

[kariryanisabitch]

love darlene wish she was a real singer.

[AggressiveAtheist]

The right-wing used to insist the world would end in the year 2000. Now the magic date is 2012. If you argue with them they'll send you nasty messages.

[kariryanisabitch]

i would rather have ron paul for president

[IAmMeMe87]

Obama gets one term and then it will be decided if he gets another. If he keeps going on like he is doing that will be a big fat NO.

[MeritisDE]

Obama is President, Sarah Palin.....I mean, Darlene McBride will never be.

[brizzendo]

Dig a hole and jump on it with canfood and a gun,

I don't plan to show my ass till 2001... :)

simply awesome

lolololol

[nitewolf1982]

lol

[BlacKnightRising]

Santa u old pedophile ur not foolin' me.... man I almost busted a kidney laughing so hard!!!

[DJ9D9]

John & Wayne, lol. White Snow, White Neighbors, White Power, White Everything, Thats my kind of white christmas time.

[liangryness]

the twins are adorable ^-^

[jleon1985]

2:45 sounds really pretty. Nicole Sullivan has a decent voice.

[TurtleMar007]

I love the "Santa you Old Pedophile" one :'D

[1MINDNAMRIC]

This makes me miss Mad TV alot.

[Descalabro]

She can actually sing well.

[RyanJohnson03]

You know this is a comedy sketch used for humor. I wish people would stop coming on here and starting political flame wars. Neither side is any better, get over yourselves.

[krystalxlyte]

all she needs to do is tape some tea bags to that wig and she may actually be the 'threat' repubes will have running in 2012 just like the quitter. you betcha! LOL!!!!

[bjoh249]

No, the Demo-craps will have Sarah Palin in 2012 who will kick their ass. Heck Nobama's approval ratings are already hitting the dust.

[bjoh249]

I hope that is a joke.

[liangryness]

too late, palin already went back to modeling

[unicornxd]

I am a democrat,

but I do have to agree on you

about Obama's ratings.

[liangryness]

go back to your trailer, pick up a book, and learn something

[bjoh249]

Fuck you, liangryness. Who do you think you are?? You are NOTHING and you know nothing.

[kook78891]

i actually agree with the hilary 1

[krystalxlyte]

Sarah palin is her homegirl!

[bjoh249]

Karl Marx is your homeboy.

[krystalxlyte]

damn straight bjoh249 ! LOL! enjoy the next 8 years of hell now, y'hear? . :)

[Waffenssman]

White Power!!!

[sossukundi]

I once got an AK-47 for christmas (actually Sako version). That was a merry Christmas....

[DemonGod20]

I love the Darlene McBride skits. XD ROFL

Mad TV was the best show that statired racism until the Chappelle show arrived.

Damn Mad TV was awesome back then. To bad all the funniest members of the cast left and the show became unfunny over time until it finally got canceled.

[TekkamanBlade4ever]

Santa you old pedophile,you're not fooling me.

I know you get your jollies when those kids sit on your knee.

If you go near my boys you FREAK,I've got a gift for you-a shotgun blast and a kick in the ass from dainty size 4 shoe!!!

HAHAHA CLASSIC!!!!!!

[areyoukidding]

I love it when people make fun of racism. :)

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

She's kidding?

[areyoukidding]

this is a parody making fun of racist. Look how loony Madtv made them look. :)

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Isn't it so much fun?

[areyoukidding]

yep, but they only have three darlenes skits.

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

You want to see some real racists, look up The Black Panthers!

[areyoukidding]

Um, nah. I'll stick with parodies.

[liangryness]

they need so much more of those. same for the average asian ones.

[sjr219]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!....THis RAcSism is KillINing me Inside!

[YouzeBeASkeeza]

Christawitz! lol

[serventofillidan]

XDDD

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Darlene for President!

[GetLitee]

Omg The Song With Santa Bein A Pedophile Was Hilarious

[GetLitee]

I GOT AN AK-47! ME TOO YOUR THE BEST MOM IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Whoa!

[unicornxd]

LEAVE HILLARY CLINTON ALONE. shes way better than that bitch sarah palin!

[DarthVenomAizen]

good point. at least hillaty doenst humiliate herself in national tv in a turkey farm

[Novasterling]

Sarah Palin is better looking, more charming, and yes ,smarter!

[zerklander44]

sorry folks his last name was christ not christawitz! HAHA! Nice

[Vatfryer]

Nicole is better at musical comedy than Sandler and Fallon ever will be.

[beefmageditor]

Agreed 100 Percent.

[Novasterling]

Beautiful Voice !

[nodonjuan]

Sarah Palin

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Gore's nuts on an open fire..... now that's global warming!

[zalman595]

nicole is a comic genius. p.s it cracks me up to see some of thredneck buffoons posing to darlene mcbrides videos, while nicole is lampooning the shit out of ya.

[VASINGER]

i dont think its nice to call people rednecks. Its very judgemental.

[beefmageditor]

LOL If the "Git-R-Done" t-shirt fits, wear it.

[davvidf99]

Hhahahhaaaaaaaaaa!

[Novasterling]

I agree! Its okay to call people white trash and redneck- and no one thinks that is racist at all. You can never say that other word....

[ShyteKreek46]

Jew...? LOL

[lilamah]

mama, wayne shot me.

[ErnestoAH]

Wave with your good arm ha ha!!!!!!

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Darlene for president!

White is RIGHT!

[bsnowman]

Hon, this is SATIRE!!!!

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

And good satire at that.

[aduncanpercussion]

gotta love nicole sullivan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElenaAnneRamos]

i love Nicole Sullivan

she was the funniest

thing about Mad T.V.

i mean Vancome Lady

is so HILLARIOUS!!!

she is my favorite

actress and she is

such an INSPIRATION

[ErnestoAH]

Nicole Sullivan is DA BEST...I miss her soo much, thank God for youtube!!!

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Amen brotha!

[magister92]

sorry mister negro but kwanzaa just makes me kwazy!

lmao

[system0slaven]

omg

[floridaimmigrant]

Darlene McBride is just like the people in virginia and west virginia LOL

[iMMaGetChUCrunKk]

Theres people like that everywhere, not just in Virginia or West Virginia. I personally live in West Virginia and theres a lot of liberal people here. Granted, they're mostly teh younger generation but in most places the older generation are apprehensive to change.

[Novasterling]

Yes, after all, only liberals can be nice.

[IAteMommy]

You're a dumbass if you actually believe that.

[Novasterling]

Im from Virginia and I dont appreciate that remark!

[floridaimmigrant]

Of course you don't appreciate that remark, because the truth hurts :^D

Get'er done virginia hick! LOL

[Novasterling]

Actually, I come from a fine old Virginia family. I am a descendant of Thomas Jefferson. I don't normally throw that around. I also have a Bachelor's Degree from UVA in Liberal Arts, and can speak 3 languages. So this "hick" thinks you don't know much about Virginia.

[floridaimmigrant]

What part of Virginia are you from?

[Novasterling]

Richmond. Born and Bred.

[floridaimmigrant]

"Richmond. Born and Bred."?

Why not just say "Richmond."? Or is that statement followed by a loud, dramatic note of music, where Richmond is something to be impressed by?

[ForeverAnalog]

I'm from Richmond too. Richmond is a lovely city, but we're not the utopia some make us out to be. Its usually noted that Richmonders can be snobbish- much like Charleston and Savannah. So to be honest, its the latter.

[floridaimmigrant]

There you go. A person just casualy, non-dramaticaly, mentioning how he/she is from Richmond. Thank you. You sound like an inteligent person.

Well then, I guess I'll casualy, non-dramticaly, mention how I'm from Miami, FL, and now live in Asheville, NC. I drove to Richmond on business once, but I didn't get a chance to hang around and explore it. Although I did accidently stumble upon the VA state capitol grounds. While there, I walked around a bit and looked at things. It was interesting.

[TekkamanBlade4ever]

Madtv lost a vital cast member when she left!

[maemoon753]

just fabulous! too funny even the bad stuff!

[TekkamanBlade4ever]

Santa you old pedophile Too Funny LMAO!!!

[lkmetal1977]

AK47s? That's not very patriotic of her. Those are commy fire-arms from the Soviet Union.

[Notnilc11]

Antonia face at 2:07!!!!!!! I see Antonia there! =D

[BlacKnightRising]

"Jesus was never a Jew, forget what u heard it's not true..." God that's hysterical!

[Jakegothicsnake]

God, I am NEVER bying my children real, authentic, killing guns!!If they want something that can shoot, they can settle with supersoakers, paint ball guns, and nerf guns.

[StarRaper]

I wish I could get this episode, all of the skits were awesome. Season 4, episode #411. Probably my favorite Mad Tv episode ever, it's been a long while since I've seen it.

[prplmnky]

You clearly don't know what you are talking about. Episode #805 skit #7 is the best, duh.

[BlacKnightRising]

this is the funniest bits ever done on Mad TV hilarious!!

[goldenagenut]

'..a shotgun blast and a kick in the ass from a dainty size 4 shooooeee!' LMAO,Nicole was such a strong Madtv member!

[rockmania27]

Those two twins are my friends Ryan and Kyle

[davvidf99]

I'm sure.

[rockmania27]

i actually know them their names are ryan and kyle they used to live in arizona but now they live in my town. but i have no need to prove it to you cause your just some random guy on the internet, i was just saying cause i thot it was funny that i know them. why would anyone be that needy to lie on the internet about knowing extras on a tv show that aired over 8 years ago?

[BobbieandSteveDooley]

Sure you know them, because your just some nut on the internet, we believe you! You old pedophile!

[rockmania27]

your exactly right i am a pedophile howd you know? if your not gonna do anything about it, then shut the fuck up

[floridaimmigrant]

"why would anyone be that needy to lie on the internet about knowing extras on a tv show that aired over 8 years ago?"

Good point.

[ilu6i4er]

His last name was Christ not Christawitz! LMAO"!

[maemoon753]

great, funny and i loved it.

[TekkamanBlade4ever]

Gangsters' nuts roasting on an open fire.

Terrorists hanging froma tree.

All the people in america who I deam foreigners with their heads each on a pole

That would be a MERRY CHRISTMAS to me!!

[ScarletDeja]

Hear hear!

[party202]

this is so funny...LMAO!!!!

[camplazlo22]

"kwanza drives me kwazy" lmao christ not christovitz *lol*

[Rukaze]

ahaha

lol i love that so much

[camplazlo22]

2001 passed haha

[thedummerdrummer13]

best video ever.

it sucks that she's not on mad tv anymore.

[emiklio]

Thats Horrible!!! LOL!!! (;-D

[xgirlfiendx]

This is too funny.

[loveablelittlebutter]

Makes me proud my name is Darlene :)

[discoroux]

"Sorry, but Kwanza drives me kwazy!" Zing! =D

[LizetteBaguette]

Wow, that's a big 'ol Dolly wig! Nicole is so funny!

[SamFulmer]

"sorry folks, his last name was christ. not christovitz. hehe. nice try!"

LMAO.

i love nicole. she's so funny!

[elementsoftrance]

LMAO...I would love to see Darlene when she goes on tour, I would be the first to buy a ticket. One of the best MAD TV's skits.

[evets2007]

I love it! The entire Republican agenda rolled up into one neat little video! Awesome. Lol.

[lkmetal1977]

That about sums them up! lol!

[ShyteKreek46]

Point me to the nearist Militia Mart...HAHA.

[MusicBox1986]

Nicole Sullivan is too fucking cool!

LOL

[AnimeAndBobbyLee]

blood will flow like beer-lol

[poodleperson25]

hilarious!

what is that last line of Hilary the Red-Horned Clinton?

[takatakatang]

LOL i love it!! "jesus was never a jew"

i love the two strums and a smile after every song

[Poohbear192007]

i wish her CDs were real i would buy them, her songs are so awesome

[refrigeratedinsanity]

If you want to see more than one complete season of mad tv released onto dvd sign the mad tv petition.

The link is in my profile under comments (click on my name to get there)

And also check out season one on dvd.

[503]

i love Darlene McBride to bad she is not real i would buy her cd any time

[xenarocksmysocks]

lol very funny! thanks for uploading this. xXx

[JuzaPIMPnMOB]

santa you pedophile song is so funny!! lol

[GunnerRikku75]

rofl, yep yep!

[nick1111341]

so fuckin cool

[Fabala20]

Nicole Sullivan is so freaking cool!

[Russiansexyeyes]

hammer geil

[countryrules]

I found out about these videos of Nicole Sullivan playing a REBA MCENTIRE and man! Darlene is probably her best character ever...though the mockery of Britney is LICK MY BABY BACK BEHIND was also brilliant!!What a talented woman Nicole is!

[Ana0060]

LOL!! XP

[Samuijin]

LOL. I like how she's just grabbing the neck of the guitar and not playing it at all.

[corneilus85]

-"I'm sorry Mr. Negro but Kwanza drives me Kwrazy"

-"Jesus's last name was Christ NOT Christowitz"

LMAO, Nicole Sullivan is a genius HAHAHa

[temporaryonesix]

Her hair is amazing. Ha, I kinda like that voice, I wonder if its hers.

[cervantespr]

The HAIRRRR THE HAIR!

[seetheoceanblue]

She ROCKS - love her! Damn, how prophetic, pre-Bush.