Japanese toilet experience 1

[MultipleBOOB]

これは不安になるｗｗｗ

[Shinbu1128]

Lesson learned: Never go to Japan without a port-a-potty...

[zungaloca]

What nuclear bombs can do

[Guri9898]

anyone know what this is??

[xXNeonKittensXx]

I would've cried ._.

[AdamSwainston0]

WHAT? WHY?

[markymarksenior]

its supposed to scare the shit out of you

[KrystalDragon111]

that thing would rape me now i see that thing in my nightmares

[AsterBarnivere]

I'm glad they got rid of those toilets...

[walrusguyjr]

Marilyn Manson's bathroom?

[Gennady100]

I would have shat my pants and ran out

[MrGolddust89]

What is the name of this place? There is nothing else about it on the net.

[swiftfox260]

So they have to alert EVERYONE that someone's using the bathroom?

[kylen1487]

There is a camera in the mouth for when you spread your legs ;) Its Genius!

[YouTikki]

This is what I would do if that happend to me;

Scream up, yell, hit the thing, kicking wildly, run out screaming *nod*

Imagen people there are claustofobic, or just have seen Saw... o0

[MrTato99]

If Gordon Freeman was alive:

He'd hit it with his crowbar and all of our problems would be solved

[TheViralPulse]

This would definitly make me shit my pants before I even touch the toilet!!!

[realmOFhades]

the fuck!?

[Fredrock82Offical]

Why the fuck am I watching this creepy video?

[mrlegofan404]

This is creepy never go to Japan again

[mrlegofan404]

Ray William Johnson brought me here

[bionicgamer98]

Apparently some guy pissed in its mouth and was fined alot of money (true)

[danifangurl2]

Thumbs up if ray William Johnson brought you here

[XxXXxfallenangelXx]

Ummmm... just a bit creepy ....

[enchantedbeautifull]

i had a nightmare about this one! i mean look at em, just starrin at tou like that D:

[MizzBoodiful]

Apparently most of the places that had These got shut down, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was because they had cameras in the mouth. I mean, why else would they make an effort to touch the knees...the vag is just underneath!

[GetYourPull18]

why is it that japan has the weirdest things

[BlueLoveBerry]

japanese people are pervss XD

[MidnightFapper69]

japan is a fucking crazy place.

[flyingburritodog]

*using bathroom* lets go to america to pee

2 hours later... turn the plane around, i already did it

[paddymoep]

LSD Dream Emulator.

[GoldenGrub]

Well that would scare the shit out of me...

[darkrose316]

Raywilliamjohnson brought here

[skiel666]

i don't want to live in this planet anymore

-_-

[RonaLF28sl]

I would literally shit in my pants, guess it helps

[DTonesXD]

i wud rather shit at the table than their!

[AldossariEOS]

That helps you shit easily, sweet diarrhea !

[Dopesmoker42020]

Wtf...

[CreativeNavy]

what if you had alot of pee and it starts moving back to where it was and you still had to pee i would be scared

[Matsudathedarkwolf]

pedo bathroom?

[Badzeep]

FUCKINGHELL.

[narutofanyamab]

It's telling you "Hurry up and get out of the bathroom. We're in Asia. There's too many people, and if I'm already this close to you, you should already be done using the dog gam toilet."

[tatsu123]

pedo toilet

[minajmunchkin]

that thing is so weird looking...who puts a floor to ceiling model of a face in a ladies toilet...SMH!

[Born2Game97]

Im crying im so scared

[bob1212ism]

umm........ i wouldnt even go to the bathroom there cause thats just plain weird O_O

[Shermy521]

wtf..uhm ...japanese ppl really? culd you get any crazier..o.o

[onthestcroix]

Mommy! I'm scared!

[MetalgearAWSOME26]

O_O ...w...t....f....

[14cichlid]

What....the....fuck?!?!?!

[The8chi5]

It's toilet of a tavern "SEIRYUMON." Chinese restaurant.There was also a normal type toilet. This restaurant went bankrupt. Regrettable.

[MaeganRyan12]

omg thats scarry...........

[moviemaster3000xp]

Now thats just taking the piss...

[j05e10]

WTF i would be terrified of going in and taking a shit if i saw that

[QWEENOFPRETZELL]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH SO HIGHLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! U SHOULD DO SMMORE TOILET EXPERIENCES!!

[MissPirafoul]

I´m wondering if they replaced a camera in the sumo wrestlers mouth.. Maybe there is one? If there is, then there is a good reason why that shit moves forward.

[VINC3TH3VIKING]

this is where murder happens

[locutus340]

other countries toilets are weird who in their right mind squats to piss i mean nasty no wonder why american kicks ass weve mastered the toilet

[KiddGlacier69]

prob has a camera to look at yur junk -.-

[Puppetmaster5434]

the yodeling makes it worse :(

[chungchongyu]

I've got the weirdest boner

[VeneciaCortes]

this scares me

[urn1456]

ladies, welcome to Japan

[DevilsWalkAmongUs]

I am NOT going to ever take a shit Japan. O.O

[BLUEEYESBLACKCAT]

This looks fun..

NOT!

IT'S SCARY, IT'S CREEPY & IT'S UGLY!

[SukaVilliante]

Da fuq?

[kidpoes]

honestly the scariest shit ive seen in a long time

[thedamnirishman]

I'd love to send someone on an acid trip in there!!!!

[peppa465]

what do the people outside the bathroom think is going on?

[cowzpoof]

I guess this is another way of how I can shit faster....

[Realeonsgames]

I'm guessing that it has a camera somewhere in it because mostly a lot of japanese are perverts

[FlyingDarc]

@Realeonsgames

Shut up.. only a few.. not a lot.. -__-

[fortells]

Guess what... It's a camera in it's mouth.

[cocoamorocco19]

I would hold it until I flew back home... scary

[LethalSanity]

いくつかのクレイジーなたわごとはこれだけです...

[dumasshero]

I'd insert my d*** into it's mouth.

[SuperLegoBoe]

Thumbs up if RayWIlliamJohnson sent you here

[yabanana2011]

Wtf :'3 its scary as Shit but fucking Kool lol

[android17mate]

I'd sooner shit myself then use that...

[90vladhumperdink]

imagine that thing chasing you in an alleyway!

[purplepony556]

THATS FUCKING FRIGHTING!!!!

[shrubhuntertran13578]

wat

[bunkuri]

怖すぎ…

顔の見た目も大きさも、音楽も全て怖い。

トイレの狭い個室でこんなのが迫ってきたら絶対パニックになるわ­…

[IzaiyaOrihara]

I wouldnt look past there being a camera in its mouth....creepy

[ComJacker]

They're going to kiss your *insert body part between top of legs here*

[ComJacker]

Yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo yo yo yoyo

[Alfa147aaa]

I have been couple of times. I also wondering about it.

何回か青龍門　新宿店行った事があります。確か、２フロアで、「天」と「地」が­あったと思います。

合言葉（青龍門だったかな？）を言わないと、ドアが開かない（開­けてくれない）。

男子トイレもびっくりだたけど、さすがに、女子トイレ見るのは初­めてですｗ



[tekkanomakichan]

「青龍門」というお店らしいのですが、新宿店は数年前に閉店しち­ゃってるみたいです。

I hope you don't misunderstand. It's not JAPANESE toilet. It is A toilet that is in a Chinese restaurant.

[aruhureito]

これはトラウマになりかけるだろｗ

俺だったら糞中でも絶対逃げ出すわｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[alBoorack]

Okay....I know, it is the Japanese way to shorten time in a bathroom

[alBoorack]

Okay....I know, it the Japanese way to shorten time in a bathroom

[TheWolfey117]

WHY JAPAN!? WHY?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE... The secret to their society... it must be... confusing the shit out of them... o.o

[colorfulemokid]

But why does it come towards you? :o Yikes..

[SoloWing808]

I think I just passed my kidney stone...

[firedragonfly1108]

なんか異次元ｗｗ

[HomeIsABoxcar]

dude, i'd cry. thats legit really scare.

[12miyabi24]

外国人じゃなくても驚く。

[shinichi1975]

新宿って書いてるな・・・誰か新宿レポ頼むww

[moguify]

何これ怖いんだけどｗｗｗ

[iwatenn]

なんか怖いよっww

[RabidFangirlofDoom]

W-what...?!

I just...

WHAT?! D8',

[1996REINA1]

本当に日本!?

見たことないよ笑

[TheFIsForCOOKIES]

Who else came here from RayWilliamJohnson?

[Hraesvellger]

Shocked! D:

[ZanzaVirus]

I think it's designed to scare the shit out of you.

[n3iljay3]

What happen if they put camaras in the eyes just to peep at them.

[Vailjnovelist]

WTF is the point of this thing!? now it's going to haunt me in my sleep!

[PetsANDGames98]

WTF they should put this in a scary movie!!

[Granuju]

i got it! its to scare the shit out of you!

[soadhusky]

@Granuju literally XD

[ComJacker]

@Granuju Literally!

[MzJuice1313]

i'd be scared shitless.

[branjobu96]

Natural Laxative.

[commenterunknown]

this is awful

[SkoobsBeauty]

Oh yeah!! eat me!!! Makin him yodal!! got that gud!!

[RaBchEiNmA]

Better Drink My Own Pee!

[NickAndros13]

maybe it's supposed to make you go faster? Race the Face!

[0SxK0]

i think in that face is many hd cams to watch under skirt pussies !

[RoseRadioactive]

It'll scare the shit out of you.

I get it..



[MACDADDYSR]

it just has to touch you....

[21180]

I would shit myself!.... oh wait....

[JIVINCRAZYAPPLE]

F*** i'd rather piss on a an open area if i would Damn which Idiot build that shit xP

[KingsRow55]

What the HELL did I just watch?

[polargirl134]

Yum. I love giant plastic faces staring at me while I'm taking a whizz.

[xNikkaX3]

Where is this toilet? Because I am not going there.

[luridlorea]

i'm at a loss for words..holy monkeyfuck...

[xynotrypsin]

WHY DOES IT EXIST.

[destinygal4411]

i think I'm gonna have nightmares.

[thatboythatstalks]

i think there is a camera in the creepy face's mouth so the guards have something to do

[megster689]

@thatboythatstalks i think the are actual guards in there.

[56alejandro]

i dont see why that thing has to come toward you and make stupid crying sound while taking a shit

[ScrapyardPsyco]

THIS THING IS FROM HELL!! IT MUST BE KILLED WITH FIRE!!

[houndoom1234]

I think I would shit my sel...BRILLIANT

[0815Zocker]

the advantage is that you sittin on a toilet... so u dont have to shit your pants because of that creepy japanese

[racheybaby99]

I'm never visiting Japan and peeing...

[akaAyumi]

What!?!?!? Im Japanese but i've never seen that before. Weird...

[Oshyrath]

Now I am scared of sleeping and peeing.

[LittleMissAlleyCat]

I would've literally shit my pants lol

[Majacurihento]

The yodeling jap is trying to get some! XD

[MRmohito111]

it would scare a shit outta me... LITERALLY

[DoUbLeMiNdEd]

WTF man that is fucking scary. LOL

[MOONLIZARD13]

*calls japanese* "OK, how the hell do i get one of those!"

[HelloMidnightChaos]

What the literal FUCK O_o

[lalalafufu0303]

where is it in japan?!! thats awkward XD

[XDTurtleFace]

I would've peed:(((

[Badhyungah]

I wonder what Truman would have thought if he was able to look into the future to see how devastating bizarre Japan turned out after getting nuked.

[terrorsquadlith]

THERES A CAMERS IN ITS MOUTH

[xToxicKiller94x]

It's made to literally scare the shit out of you. Say you're constipated... Well, if that thing was coming at you... You'd want to get the hell out of there, so you'll crap faster and leave! That's just my theory though!

[SoraArora]

ray sent me up yer moms booty

[kwiitstorm]

I hope the earthquake got those ugly ass things.

[KakashiOwnage]

Thumbs up if you found this yourself, and RayWilliamJohnson can suck my ass.

[beckieloubrown]

You should look up nexus vomitus and main entry power, she's the girl who pukes on gaga!

[Zwartekaka]

I would take a shit all over this creepy thing.

[jesseski02]

i would rather take a shit in my pants

[druiz1998]

It looks like the Happy Mask Sales man from Majoras Mask. 0___o

[DemonKid1996]

0.55 "And then it just goes back to where it belongs..." Yeah...the depths of hell! :]

[Kaleblanden]

I'd piss in his mouth

[butt3rcup100]

Why? O.o

[Danielmatiez13]

I'll be scaried to take a crap there

[KrazyChick17]

Japanese Toilets: the perfect cure for constipation.

[Badhyungah]

@KrazyChick17 Hmnm, so they invented devices that would guarantee you to s**t yourself while you are going on the throne! Ingenious, actually.

[resrevr]

actually, maybe the sound of it is supposed to disguise the sound of someone taking a really loud shit

[resrevr]

so is there any real explanation for this yet?

[solidsnake0111]

My flight to japan... CANCLED!!

[fawallla]

I think It's sexy thing

[iamgrellsutcliff273]

Don't rag on the Japanese I will come and Nyan cat yo face bitches!

[3daysgracecraze]

.....................so...? What is the point of this creepie pedo-face yodeling and touching you knees while you "go"?I love japan and all but.....wow....

[litmollie19]

umm....idk what i have to say about this. But i do want to go to Japan and ask the manager what they are supposed to do.

[124SonicXT]

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[swordmasteral]

I had nightmares about this... For WEEKS!!!

[44sirsmokealot]

stupid asian people!

[KawaiiHarajukuBunny]

@44sirsmokealot u mean stupid Asian person that came up with the idea.

[TurnToJesus1]

@44sirsmokealot Their Japanese, you turd-stump.

And I don't see how they're "stupid."

[fanmbv31]

dont tell me about the male bathroom

[KarlaMaiden]

holy SHIT xD

[Libx920]

I.... Kinda wanna go to japan now

[janjell2419]

SCARY!!!! plus that annoying yoddle-ing sound!

[RyvernRaigon]

Well...at least it's not a tentacle!

lol jk, but seriously, as much as i love japan, i have to say that they come up with the most messed up things you could not even dare imagine.

[KinomiKakatasu]

What if you have super long legs and it smashes your knees?

[MarioMario6767]

So that's what's in a women's bathroom...