Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store With Lyrics

[luccasmi2]

him dont blow like KA-BOOM?

[SamarusMuranus]

Amazing ! oO'

[NetherJester]

Thumbs up if Code MENT sent you here!

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

automatic circumcisers? ._.

[didogazeto]

Thumb up if u think it may fit so good in Crazy Taxi =D

[ahoop14]

2:28-2:59 i challenge ANYONE to try this. email the proof to my youtube.

[SimuLord]

If you can sing that entire bridge from memory, you're an even bigger geek than I am, and that's saying a lot!

[MO42863]

5 people didnt get a free ball pein hammer.

[XxGameZonexX]

i love this song

[charlielikesgaming]

hang on AUTOMATIC CIRUMCISER?

[Blackeye314]

why does bug deflector sounds like mother fucker

[didogazeto]

@Blackeye314 because u are motherfucking motherfucker that motherfuck an a motherfuck

[Esvanhop]

paladin vs warlock)

[BlakeHighwind]

I was going to the hardware store....but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[zonryu2]

@BlakeHighwind its time that joke died

[Haerdalas]

I can now do the fast bit... just, and it takes me two breaths. MUST! WORK! HARDER!

[sivelg]

The day i become a teacher in music, this will be the first project the students will have.

[Warrior536]

Press 6 for the best part

[samfairfield07]

2:51 Automatic circumsizers....

[caro1000000]

@samfairfield07 I was about the say that too...

But then you beat me by 5 days :(

[BeingBornAgain1988]

My goal will be to learn that one long verse of the song before this year will end! :-)

[musicismyreligion786]

Open multiple tabs and play them one right after the other... O-O it's awesome. 

[daemonprince13]

@musicismyreligion786 I did it, and my life is now complete.

[HORRIOR]

Automatic circumciser?

[djthalie]

Thanks for posting a lyrics version. Only one complaint - you need to transition between slides better. Do away with the windows fade effect :)

[DemaciaRampage]

2:28 best part

[GunnyRyan]

@theseanannsfans- I did! And failed halfway thru the rly fast part with all the stuff XD

[JustAtyper]

This is my reaction for the Skyrim game.

[Theseanannersfan12]

did anyone else try to sing along?

[idontknowagoodusrnam]

The funniest thing about this is that after he sings the fastest lines ever in any song in history he can still continue singing.

[Xx3P1CxCLANxX]

Best parts start at:

2:13

[Falomar21]

best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Theseanannersfan12]

also TALK ABOUT A BREATH

[Theseanannersfan12]

the epic part begins at 2:27

[AyoCheckThis0ut]

@Theseanannersfan12 Helllyeah >:D

[jaanus321]

pancackes?



[MrLaurencetureaud]

This should be the theme song for dead rising 1

[myninjasword]

@Geometrywars64 talk about tacking a breath

[TheMarngeTout]

is he going to the hardware store?

[myninjasword]

@TheMarngeTout nope

[Aigle9223]

@myninjasword It's Chuck Testa

[myninjasword]

@TheMarngeTout why would you think that the song said:i hate the hardware store

[TheMarngeTout]

@myninjasword whast i dindt say that lol

[myninjasword]

@TheMarngeTout i said the song btw its a joke

[myninjasword]

@2:27-@2:58

[bsand71]

5 ppl want the hardware store closed down.

[ThatGuyIn321]

2:27 - 2:59 DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

[gerbilPROJECT]

AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS. Buy one now for only 19.99!

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

5 people broke their tongue

[TheBruno8995]

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Holy Shat, a lost my tongue

[dannyrenee08]

I am determined to learn this.

[DaisukeChanx3]

Eminem is the best rapper?

Bitch, plz.

Weird Al for the win.

[100gamefan]

they've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods & water meters, walkie talkies ,copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets ,fans & dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons ,window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape & plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather, stripping jumper cables.

[Theseanannersfan12]

@100gamefan ... do you even know how to read the description? (thats in the description)

[ImmaTheJoker]

@100gamefan *Sigh* Wouldja look at all that stuff...

[GamerCherri]

@100gamefan hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation,

high performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi purpose insulation,

air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisles, smoke detectors, tire gauges,

hamster cages, thermo stats, bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers,

automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, ankle brackets, duracells and energizers,

soft panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,

[Shadowlyger]

@GamerCherri Matching salt and pepper shakers!

[Shadowlyger]

@Shadowlyger Damn, I missed calculators and generators.

[purpleking15]

hmmmm........i cant seem to find this song LIVE

[Mithys]

@purpleking15 Related videos -> couple of nerds doing this: /watch?v=YNZokv_KZO8&feature=r­elated

[CaptSteelskin]

O_O I can't even THINK that fast, let alone say that!

[tristanbirgen]

5 people bought the automatic circumcisers

[clissy08]

@tristanbirgen NO!!!

[nekuboy1]

spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

[nekuboy1]

@nekuboy1 i forgot motherfuckers

[898Productions]

Correction: 2:27

[898Productions]

2:30 is epic fast rap... maybe not your usual rap but that is F*cking beast. I mean seriously I would challenge anyone in the world to do that without messing up like Weird Al does.

[rsims3rd]

hey mom yeah something pink a squishy just fell out my ass thats just your brain honey oh ok

[horseloversidney]

i almost exploded on 2:27

[Biggerinfo1]

at 2:27 im just like wtf!?

[Pitozka]

0:08 do hear burp sounds too?

[comingdarkness27]

I can sing 2:27 onwards, but I have absolutely no clue how he managed to say it all in one breath.

[RosalinaRacer]

but is good no offence meant in the last comment :)

[RosalinaRacer]

when will people stop using movie maker with white text the shitty font and the blue background

[FinnishGaming]

@RosalinaRacer It's fine by me, because I can see the lyrics clearly. I don't really care about font, or color of it or background :D

[RosalinaRacer]

@FinnishGaming no not that, the fact too many people use microsoft's crappy* movie maker

*the windows vista and 7 version is ok

[FinnishGaming]

@RosalinaRacer Ah, yeah. I use Sony Vegas pro 10. Which I... *cough* ...bought... *cough* :D

[HunterKravock]

At 2:49 it says Motherfucker :P

[ShotgunWarrior1234]

@HunterKravock LOL Your right

[BellaCullen325]

Weird Al has NOTHING on rappers in this song.

[GlitchGang]

2:56 sounds like he says ejaculators :S

[skibbydibs]

Automatic Circumcsors? High-Performance Lubrication? Are we sure this is a hardware store?

[CrusaderAmerica]

all of a sudden i i have this desire to go to a hardware store.......

[rubikguyftw]

was this a parody of something or original?

[jase116666]

this must of been hard to sing 0_0

[dialhforhero24]

Every time I try to sing the List Bit I always make it up to plastic gutters before I lose my breath and start to jumble words

[asifilich]

5 people didn't go to the hardware store

[crunkmothafucka]

Anyone else just come here for the part he names off all the things in the store?

[Geometrywars64]

FASTEST F**KING TOUNGE ON EARTH

[kingroflcopterz]

@Geometrywars64 no offense but i already said that comment its on the top of page 2

[Geometrywars64]

@kingroflcopterz Wait...What the fuck!?! I Got 6 thumbs up for that load of shit?!?

[CaptSteelskin]

@Geometrywars64 thats what she said, sorry couldn't help it

[Geometrywars64]

@Geometrywars64 Can you give me a thumbs up?

[vurtualboy]

@Geometrywars64 that's what she said

[megawatt62]

@Geometrywars64 i know rite whenever i try singing along i end up saying something like urghrughghuhguhguhguh and then have to breathe

[alexhuje]

@Geometrywars64 My Mom is faster... Take that sentence as you will.

[MrMitmit123]

@Geometrywars64 Thats what she said

[kingroflcopterz]

i heard "mother fuckers" in there too

[kingroflcopterz]

and to think that that was all solo! except maybe the music (not the singing)

[kingroflcopterz]

FASTEST FUCKING TONGUE EVER

[TheTomTeam]

Automatic circumcisers?

[nataliev83]

@TheTomTeam *google's*

[00Ricky1]

0:45 So happy

[Technokomodo]

Haha I love how the entire song is faster than the "The End of the World" "fast" section.

[jalfcat]

ME LOVE THIS SOOOOOONG 

[SonicTheBluHedgehog]

Damn. He is freaking talented.

[ZamPOWzle67]

5 people didnt make it first in line

[pebbleforever2]

hey guys can anyone sing this song perfectly besides me i dont want to feel alone.

[kaoskastle]

@pebbleforever2 This is actually my first time listening to the song in 3+ years and I'm STILL able to sing along with it perfectly. So no, you're not alone, haha. :P

[FlyMutiax]

I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Try to sing this by yourself

[kellon511]

What is this a parody of?

[gigianna98]

@kellon511 its not a parody - he made it up!

[kellon511]

@gigianna98 Ahhhhh.

[Sararox65]

hehe i love this song!!!!!!!! XD

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

press 6 for the very best part

[dabdong]

thumnbs up if you heard automatic circumcisors

[gidioter]

HARDWARE MORPH

[MsVictoria055]

Matching Salt and Pepper Shakers.... SERIOUSLY!!

[customkid17]

Rock Band 4 should have this song. :3

[pokemonteknical808]

dude u spelled yankovic wrong.NOT YANCOVICH!!!

good vid though

[xXgothicgrl]

u feel ur tougue wen u try to sing 2:27-2:58

[pebbleforever2]

5 people were insanely drugged up when they heard this song.

[pebbleforever2]

then again i probably am already weird for knowing how to sing it in the first place;)



[pebbleforever2]

someone plz tell me that u can sing the sonbg perfectly because i dont want to feel weird

[Kill9533224]

at 2:47 to 2:50 i head "Mutha Fuckers"

[siman421]

its spelled peen not pein



[p1r6t30fr0ck]

@siman421 actually, it is pein. i had a construction class, and we had to go over the different types of hammers, saws, and that kind of crap, and the book said "ball pein''.

[weirdalgurl]

There is no "h" in Yankovic

[zachzman16]

automatic circumciser?? xD

[nebed14]

Thumbs up if...oh wait i have a life

[pebbleforever2]

OMG this is by far the best song i have ever heard in my entire life...

then again i am pretty young

[Battlepanda911]

i just sit the fast section out until the matching salt and pepper shakers

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

2:26 FUCKING EPIC WIN!

[GrifenIze]

... my god, how he can really say so many words in so short time? O.O

[IsThisZach]

@GrifenIze Fast forword

[GrifenIze]

@IsThisZach I don't think... voices are fast but natural. I don't think is fast foward.

[KalronHelldragon]

@IsThisZach

Nope, its all natural. I can talk like that o.o

[RCOMEGA6]

did he say automatic circumsisers?

[kitkatkittykat5000]

4 people didnt get a ball pien hammer free

[KalronHelldragon]

@kitkatkittykat5000 Or maybe 4 people disliked the video for some reason or another. I doubt a fictional Ball Pien hammer had anything to do with it.

[mscply4er]

My Performance Troupe is performing this at KnottsBerry Farm the end of the month. We can say all the words in this song clearly (including the bridge), and we're dancing at the same time. It's pretty cool.

[ninjacoolsaske]

thumbs up if this song would be a hard ass song to play on guitar hero

[TheWaltonBand]

4 people apparently dont have hardware stores in their town

[LinkinRocker2008]

Is it just my crazy musical self speaking, or is the chorus have 10+ different vocal parts?

[puffpet]

@LinkinRocker2008 Weird Al sings the main part, and there's some background vocals.

[jdog167]

I'm good at singing it from 2:26 here it goes

THEY GOT BDLBLALBLDABLLBALBBLALBLDLALBL­ALDLBLLALLLALBLALBLBAABLBALALB­LABLLABLBALSLSLDKKDASIMDMWAIMS­DWIAJSSMOKEDETECTORSS,DANDSMDN­ASMD,ND,NFN, HARDWARE STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[pidgeonpebble89]

this guy is an absolute lyrical genius!!!



[xSwirLY13x]

FRIGGIN' 2:27! Weird Al beats any rapper in rap anyday! :O

[KalronHelldragon]

@xSwirLY13x Its not hard to beat a rapper, since most of them are pussies if you accost them with a golf club they run away and years of running from people in positions of authority (Cops, Courts, Baby-momma's, the babies themselves, Responsibility Etc) allows them to run farther then many people. Thank Henry Ford for ATV's.

[brandonkalsi]

does this song have a music video of this

[MsTheCommentator]

You spelled his name wrong! Shame on you!!! D:<

[Darkendadoor]

automatic circumsisers? wow

[TheKrazykarenm]

yes...i sang the whole song!!!X) i'm so happy

[readthisquestion]

when i try to sing 2:27 all i say is :rilnriinov3ngpiuvhfiuewVIUHIU­RHVUIGRHRGIHRUIREHGRIUGRHGIRHG­RIUGRHGKGHEGQHGIGHGIUGHGRIGRGj­iugehgerijgreireghgugerhoergih­eigrhgreergegrhjrgriergbegruig­eruhfrhuerhiopgriohgihogrihgrh­io HARDWARE STORE!

[Jedibob5]

Why do people spell it Yankovich? It's YankoVIC! YankoVIC!!!

[reggin121]

i just came

[102carrie]

2:27 is the best loloolo

[Ludolph314]

After listening to this song, I just wonder whether Weird Al Yankovic is the descendant of Tom Lehrer.

[afm95]

4 people can't get to the hardware store

[MrPurinization]

I did a kareoke for this, chorus makes 2:27 look like a backrub on a tropical island

[schonchris]

Automatic Circumcisers are the contraption smokers use to cut the tip of cigars.

[ItaloBrosFan]

I have to memorize this song.

[Mrogaman1]

he's going hard lol

[jediavatar]

Oh my $%#%-in' goodness, that was awesome! Leave it to Weird Al to dome up with something like that. WOW.

[HaloPlayer96]

4 people got mind fucked when they looked at all the stuff

[lahaldem]

How much Coffee did this dude have?!?!?

[AwaKe921]

@ 2:27 - 2:58 Hoooooly shit

[1SGumby]

Pesticides for fumigation? o.0 thats what I use in the shower.....

[iamthepokemonlover]

when somone rang the doorbell when i was listening to the intro i thought it was part of the song

[TechFrosts]

why is most lyric videos has blue background and white letters?

[crispo3000]

@TechFrosts Because you touch yourself at night...

[UCSPanther20]

Now what use would a trailer hitch demagnetizer be?