slimey poop feels good to squirt out during orgies of hard gay sex when Larry Craig gives blumpkins in airport bathrooms! Thats how awesome this song is.
Does anyone have the original ad from the late 60s-early 70s? The one with racehorses for instance? I lvoe the jingle, esp.the mocking yeah .part sung by some girls in the back.
Two hippies are in the hospital and the wife is in labor. The doctor says "The first one is a boy! Then a minute later, the doctor says, "The second one is a girl!" Then the doctor says to them, " Congratulations! They are Identical twins! What are you going to name them?"
Without a moments hesitation, the father says, "We'll name the boy 'Almond Joy', and the girl we'll name 'Mounds'". The startled doctor asked "Why are you going to name them THAT?!", the father says, "Because...Almond Joy's got nuts - Mounds don't!" - XD
In fact, I set the record for the biggest dump in my friends bathroom when my friends were having the TV at full blast with the soundtrack of this ad filling up the household while I was clearing my butthole of stinky fecal debris.
hahahah i just totally remembered saying this to my 4th grade teacher a LONNNNG time ago. 'Almond joy's got nuts... hey Mr.Horsey, you must be an Almond Joy'! lol! the funny thing was that he was a big jolly black man, too.
slimey poop feels good to squirt out during orgies of hard gay sex when Larry Craig gives blumpkins in airport bathrooms! Thats how awesome this song is.
gaybathroomsex 2 months ago
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cool clip .. nice one.. thanks for sharing .. keep it up
torressean78 3 months ago
Lol soooooo funny
emmagirl2345 5 months ago
thanks for the upload...but i was hoping to see the original version. i wonder where it is?
FuckUtube4Life2010 6 months ago
Toby Turner sent me here.
69JethroTull 10 months ago
Haha
jvgsjeff 1 year ago
you know after all these years.... I'm still pondering the question!
robertrivasphotos 1 year ago
GOD, I miss my childhood!!
gameshowluvr86 1 year ago
almond joy was created by an armenian
lavakava 1 year ago
@lavakava And peanut butter was invented by my grandfather.
velociraptor7814 1 year ago
Does anyone have the original ad from the late 60s-early 70s? The one with racehorses for instance? I lvoe the jingle, esp.the mocking yeah .part sung by some girls in the back.
SteveCarras 1 year ago
looks soo good. ive always liked almond joy.
cougarfighting 1 year ago
i just wrote i feel like a nut and the video appeared
Nuts8769 1 year ago
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Two hippies are in the hospital and the wife is in labor. The doctor says "The first one is a boy! Then a minute later, the doctor says, "The second one is a girl!" Then the doctor says to them, " Congratulations! They are Identical twins! What are you going to name them?"
JonNicc 1 year ago
Without a moments hesitation, the father says, "We'll name the boy 'Almond Joy', and the girl we'll name 'Mounds'". The startled doctor asked "Why are you going to name them THAT?!", the father says, "Because...Almond Joy's got nuts - Mounds don't!" - XD
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JonNicc 1 year ago
too funny!
rckstrraena 2 years ago
jk!!!!!!
Wunganaris 2 years ago
one word wat the hell?
Wunganaris 2 years ago
dude when i was high that was the funiest video i've ever seen
detharmy666 2 years ago 9
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same here!
In fact, I set the record for the biggest dump in my friends bathroom when my friends were having the TV at full blast with the soundtrack of this ad filling up the household while I was clearing my butthole of stinky fecal debris.
Kittyslasher69 2 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with you man?
bink4575 2 years ago
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My brother Kitty thinks its funny to be disgusting to the MAX.
I have a similar story.
I was having extreme hardcore gay nigger sex when I first saw this ad!
Karlslasher80 2 years ago
Wow me too!
Chuckernut5 1 year ago
You are the man.
SeeDzNutts 2 years ago
Best ad ever, childhood memories
TruthHidden 3 years ago
Thats why I even re-used its soundtrack to make version 2 of a homemade ad for both candies as a tribute.
SamuraiClinton 2 years ago
sometimes you feel like a 'Almond joy' sometimes you 'mounds' lol :P
brandolito95 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
I thought that was very clever!!!
SamuraiClinton 2 years ago
Almonds Joy taste like shit
Bebegirl7075XD 3 years ago
Get new tastebuds, kkthnxbai!
ArlithCake 3 years ago 2
whatever T_T
Bebegirl7075XD 3 years ago
my mom kept sining this so i looked it up
bwabycoco170 3 years ago 3
wow same
kcband911 3 years ago
me too! except for it was my dad
LittleGigiK 3 years ago
The Wide Receiver song by Michael Henderson inspired me to use this phrase!!!
I BREAKDANCE TO THAT SONG EVERYTIME I HEAR IT!
SamuraiClinton 3 years ago
Omg, same here!! It sounded funny, so I looked it up too! :)
jellogirlisinluv 3 years ago
haha my mom sings this constantly...i told her tht id look it up and i did...lol
musicchicklet11 3 years ago
almond joy > mounds
MaxEm87 3 years ago 3
Doncha know that the advertising phrase was used in a funk song called "Wide Receiver" which I breakdance to on a routine basis?
SamuraiClinton 3 years ago
Lmfao! I remember the first time I saw this everyone in the room busted up. We were like wtf? Can they say that shit on tv? :P
Mysterwright 3 years ago 3
hahahah i just totally remembered saying this to my 4th grade teacher a LONNNNG time ago. 'Almond joy's got nuts... hey Mr.Horsey, you must be an Almond Joy'! lol! the funny thing was that he was a big jolly black man, too.
iidxzeus 3 years ago
This commercial is ALMOND NUTS!!!
*Because sometimes you feel like a nut!*
Yetnicko 4 years ago 2
Lol...i love almond joys so much....as well as mounds... *Sometimes you feel like a nut!*
Hooty167 4 years ago
Dang I miss that jingle
Bibleman2000 4 years ago
omg i remeber this commercial lol
678BUMPERLOVER 4 years ago 2
omg i miss the 90's
mariposa0283 4 years ago
Me too... me too...
DeLorean4 4 years ago
NUT
joshgrrr 5 years ago