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  • I can't do some eyeballs, but how about a kidney?

    (would that be helpful?)

  • How did this get resolved?

  • @Iamweekend Before my court date, California told me I needed to clear my name in New York. I called New York and they said, "Send back your old NY plates." I said "I lost my plates". They said "Fax us a note." I did that and then they lifted the ban and CA gave me a new license.

    I went to court. The judge saw that my record was clean and asked me if I had solved the original problem. I said yes an she said, fine you can go. Then I had to pay like $25. That's what you have to pay when you win.

  • Wow. Its the Trial, seriously.

  • I bursted out laughing when he said "The fucking past"

    Best video on youtube ever XD!

  • the driver's license is most likely a case of mistaken id. Someone somewhere did a typo and this was the result. I dont know but that would be my best guess.

  • dumb ass cops

  • Dear Joe,

    You are awesome. <3

    Sincerely,

    Kacie. :)

  • With your luck, you'll get busted for not showing up January last year.

  • "So if you subscribe to any of these people, let them know who sentcha."

    Yes. Let me know.

  • how weird, maybe she isn't mentally mature and subconsciously resents your unconventional appearance (by the average person's standards, not mine) and intelligence and was acting out hostility...I bet you get your license back and you'll find out that particular cop was just on a power trip and is in the wrong.

  • I Lul'd at having sex with animals. I now know that I'm not the only one who enjoys feline sphincter.

  • . A courtesy summons would have been more appropriate action and if your license need be taken it would be done by the courts and not an officer who purposely sent you out to break the law by driving w/o you license. Good luck in court but with economic state in the California government you just may be financing CHIPS for a while. (I say jokingly)

  • Joe

    First it pains me to tell you that I am a retired Police Officer. (Not youre State) I think the situation was handled all wrong, by the officer. (continued)

  • hey joe thanks for the video,,,hummm i was looking over the violation here i was wondering, are you still driving with ur new york DL???? sometimes cops will do a stuipid thing by making the mistake on a ticket in which it appears she already did by putting the wrong year on it.....but if ur still are, might as well get a CA drivers Lic asap and have with you on the day of ur hearing.

  • I hope you keep us updated on whats going on with that.

  • Google-ey maps... Totally becoming a word of common usage in my vocabulary now.

  • Wow Joe, this is a prime example of how the worst experiences make for the best stories.

    Please keep us informed on the developments.

  • @TheBeesKneesSir But you have think deeper than that. I think the word "privileged" is used to discourage those that think they have the "right" to drive, to think they can drive however they want because it is their RIGHT. It's to make you aware that your actions come with concequences. And not just concequences to yourself, but also to those around you.

  • I think you should be paid a bunch of money for having to appear in court last year for a crime you committed the next year. According to my standards that's skill.

  • ... i like cats

  • If you build, clean, and fix the roads, you get to decide who drives on them. That's the privilege. Nobody needs a license to drive on their own land. To drive on public land you don't have to be lucky, just compliant, and more of us are alive for it.

  • Awesome story. Sad though that you have been raped by the law without an explanation, and therefore stripped of your privilege to operate a motor vehicular device until this matter is identified (incredible, but not surprising) and resolved (probably around the same time you become eligible to receive a free motor scooter through your insurance). I hope though, that you will get some quick action taken on this. Good Luck!

  • That's so odd. I'll pray that everything works out for you.

  • Extraordinary story-telling abilities :)

    LOOOOOOOOOOVE the vlog :D

  • You are great.

    You seem like a smart american (one in a milion), and i just love your videos, your view on current problems, your music (though you should wish for a new guitar for christmas) and you style of humor.

    Keep postin those talking vlogs, and stay as funny as this ! :)

    Cheers from Norway.

  • The guitar actually sounds great in real life. What I need is a better microphone.

  • That could be the problem.

    I've been watching Shay for 4 month now, and only favorited one of his vlogs... Found you through him a couple of days ago, and I just had to favorite this! It was so funny, and a great story.

  • Thanks dude!

  • Enjoyed it, hope you get everything sorted out sir

    5 gold starsss for youu

  • O_O this is simply bedaffling

  • Someone needs to draw a picture of cartoon Joe Felice clinging to cartoon Shay Carl's belly. Thanks for the visual!

  • Hahaha, yes!

  • Good luck !

  • You got to sue somebody for this crazy bullshit Joe.

  • "Stupid life and experiences", pff! I'm loving your every video whatever the topic is.

    And I'm sharing you with friends!

  • Don't Lie - there are tons of fluffy haired mini-Joes runnin around - pay your child support!!!!

    OT: Sucks about the license. Hope you get it straightened out. At least you understood that being a douche wouldn't help and you stayed calm.

  • That was hilarious! Yeez, ignorant cop

  • you should get a lawyer and sue the police department for FORCING you to drive Illegally, the money you spent on the bus ticket, and damages to your life, due to the fact that you can't drive. You would win, especially if they have NO reason to take your license.

  • Good luck with getting it all sorted out!

    It sounds like some crazy start to a film or something! You'll probably end up on death-row next week!

  • Joe, not sure about where you are, but where I live any mistake on the ticket gets it automatically thrown out in court.

  • love the new art! but wtf to your story! i woulda been all kinds of disagreeing.. but hey i heard if the cop makes a mistake on your ticket that you don't have to pay it or have it on your record. so try that! :)

  • fucking cops...lol

  • hmmmm

  • wow, u were totally thrown in space by the state and raped repeatedly by all the monkeys we sent there, now u have to suffer with space monkey HIV til ur court date, enjoy!!

  • One of my friends had his license suspended for not paying a ticket. He had paid, but they had such a backlog of data entry it was still marked as unpaid and since he didn't show up for court they suspended his license. Unfortunately, even though it was all their fault he had to pay every single ticket they issued him for driving with a suspended license. He got several, because they kept telling him it was fixed and it wasn't.

  • lmfao

  • so wait did she take your license for no reason, or was your license canceled and she was forced to take it?

  • The license was canceled by the state. I don't know where her line between duty and discretion is regarding charging me, or her ignorance of the root cause. If all of her actions were out of her hands, then her only error would be giving me a bad court date.

  • Is it possible the speeding ticket wasn't registered as paid and subsequently you were due to appear in court last Jan. You didn't appear and got zapped. If you can get them to see the fine was paid then the rest goes away.

  • ( or what onebluemoon wrote even)

  • holy shit hilarious story. i find it amazing you can still be so cheerful after you were skrewed over like that an that deserves respect.

  • If you can't take things in stride the internet will make fun of you.

  • And on top of that, if you can't take things in life in stride, you'll never enjoy what life has to offer.

  • Going to court in the past to defend yourself against your future crime is awesome, trust me. Everyone should do it at least once. I know its an experience i will never forget. I was sentenced to jail though, but thankfully i have only to serve my time in a past vortex of unreality, so i dont think they'll notice if i dont show up

  • wow, that totally doesn't make sense with the whole cop thing...so sad to hear storied like this.

  • Hey guys, I've had 100 new subs today, which is 2-3 times a normal day. Did somebody promote me without telling me?

  • i've been meaning to sub for a little while now when you kept showing up in the shaytards vlogs. haha

  • I dunno, you've appeared in a lot of shay's vlogs and now peolpe realise that you are awesome! Like I did yesterday :)

  • Maybe you're just 2-3 times more awesome than normal.

  • I know I went to some of the vlogs you recommended and saw other people like myself left comments that we were subscribing and we came from your channel so maybe some of their subscribers saw that and came to your channel.... or it's the whole being associated with shay thing.

  • WTF?

  • great vid...subscribe!! ing

  • amazing fucking story dude

  • How are you not enraged that the cop obviously pissed all over you and drove away laughing???

  • Sweet I'm on the level, thanks buddy

  • Natch.

  • poop that sucks Joe! good luck getting it fixed... but since there is a mishap on the ticket can't that get it dismissed? not that it doesn't cause you trouble for awhile but maybe no fines? anyways, good luck with all that..

  • Seriously Hilarious!!!

  • What the HELL? haha JOE WHAT DID YOU DO?! You should have known your shenanigans and tomfoolery would catch up to you one day! haha

  • You know what Joe.I like your videos....I dont know why and thanks to Shay I found you.Its like the movie Field of Dreams .the part when the little girl said people will come Or when the ghost ( Joe Jackson ) said If you build it they will come . You made this channel and people have like it. I guess I am just saying good job.

  • Thanks, Jeremy.

  • Wow, I can't believe this is happening to you. I think you should play the race card. Yep that will do. Seriously, you should hire a lawyer. Your next vlog should be about those "party crashers" at the White House dinner?

  • was the license expired? if not i don't understand why she would take it.

  • It was spontaneously cancelled by the state of California. Somewhere there is a computer system that says why.

  • I guess that's the American legal system at work for its people lol. What a joke it can be at times.

  • "One of the funnest times I've had without sex...with animals....in space..."

    Joe Felice, I love you.

  • I hope you keep us updated on the progress of this. That is so strange that it would be canceled like that...

  • you go to court, and should ask teh state to provide you with a time machine so you can go back in time. apparently, ever since the economic crisis, people have been making appointments in the past to cut spending.

  • Sounds really strange. Please keep us posted on this. Hope all is well!

  • Heres what you do, rent "Back To The Future" if you don't already own it (you should...) study how to build a time machine car. Go to the day of January 27 2009 and go to your court hearing. Get your licences back and then slap a hoe in the face( the police officer to be exact, she should be there)

    Problem Solved.

    No but really, that sucks. I hope you can get everything straightened out.

  • that is insanity! what a story! I would say something horrible about the system and ask if they have better things to do, but I don't feel like being subpoenaed due to this comment in your case. :) best of luck to you, keep us updated.

  • @aroneous ID BUY A DONUT EAT IT IN FRONT OF THE COP THEN TOP IT OFF WITH MILK JUST CUZ IM SO HARDCORE

  • Haha Joe I have been waiting for a day of vlogging from you! And now it is here... what else can we expect from you?

  • The 'Man' is after you. You are a true rebel.

  • good luck with the gov. man!

  • why did u take my license "I dont know but u cant have it " like some fucking twisted joke i would still drive and when u get arrested sue for false arrest. Police have to much power if they can just say i dont know and still do it no reasons just cause they can amazing

  • franz kafka was one of the best writters his really awesom!!!

  • dude..... they are going to put you in jail for not making your court date in the past, for driving without a license in the future. They are going to tell you that your license was taken away from you in the past. And you never showed up, so you got a ticket in the future. She will deny that you gave her your license. And they will take her word over yours because she's a cop. Sounds to me that you have been marked by the government, and they are taking your ass down. Go to canada buddy

  • HAHAHAHA i love it, this is so true

  • Damn, CluppHead knows what's up.

  • Joe, sounds like you could use the assistance of our British traffic-law superhero, Nick Freeman, dubbed 'Mr Loophole' by the tabloids, a lawyer who has made his name through prising drivers off the hook on the basis of often inane, always pedantic and just occasionally quite brilliant insights into traffic cop oversights. Not that you'll need such asistance for this time and energy waster. Sheesh. Though watch out for that googling - why not just hire a driver from your youtube riches! :)

  • that bitch.

  • That's soooo harsh Joe. Do you think you're still going to have to attend the court date even though it was set to be in the past? =P

  • yea im definitely one of those lower youtubers lol

  • Yeah, my 1st thought was "error" on the ticket, but it's not a ticket. It makes no sense that she would confiscate your DL for no actual criminal charge. Now I'm intrigued, so be sure to tell us what happens. Jan 27th, 2010 is a sunday just in case you have to appear.

  • It is slightly concerning that the person in charge of the safety of the public is confused about what year it is. lol

  • That's insane. Keep us posted on that situation. Good luck!

  • not only is that in the fucking past. its on my birthday...in the fucking past.

    at this point the only option left to you is to steal a space shuttle and slingshot around the sun

  • ur funny and ur hair rocks =)

  • that's rude!

  • ....=(

  • heh, that's an effed up situation.

  • wow. I have never heard such absurdity! Hope you keep us posted on what you find out.

  • Lmfao

  • Holy frickn Fantastical crap.. this is awesome... maybe while you are in court in the past you can find out what happened to the license and well fix it so at this point in the future you wont be forced to go back to the past forming a continual cycle of crappiness

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  • Lol "In the FUCKING PAST"

  • It'd be perfect if she added "Bitch." when she told you she's taking away your license.

    Just putting it out there.

  • I would have to agree.

  • I would have to guess that there is some major computer glitch lol. If not you really pissed off some people.

  • I like your stupid life but I don't think it is stupid. I think you are a very interesting person, and extremely brilliant.

  • WTH? You have to fill us in when you find out what the hell happened!

  • that is messed up, but it happens all the time, especially if you not a PC kind of guy. Got plenty of stories. Once they get their hooks in ya it can just get worse, lol, ever try to have a philosophical conversation with a cop? Vote left equal more gov, equal more of this, fyi the last several years voting left has included voting republican.

  • It's not a ticket, smartass; it's a criminal charge. That doesn't work.

  • are u goona make a vid once you figure out wtf happend?

  • wtf? was that mean? did u mean to type 'what'. if so, hahaha, good one

  • lol.. wow. Kind of relevant, but not so much, my mom's ID was confiscated for having a "strange" name. They investigated her for 5 months.. all the while she was driving without a license. And yep, this was in California.

  • haha, catch 22

  • I am sooo anxious to hear what happens with your license. I hope you'll keep us posted.

    Baaaaaaaaaa!

  • You're just going to make my Wednesdays so much better...

  • When you go back in time tell me not to eat the sushi. When you went back in time you told me "You from the future told me to tell you not to eat the shrimp" and all the people who ate the shrimp got food poisoning.

  • You have officially just moved up to the top 5 on my list of, 'people i consider my best friend with them not knowing me' list. this is truely a joyous occation for not only myself, i assume you as well. Congrats

    As far as ur ID getting stolen.. i litterally can't even gather the words to say how much that actually sucks... I am convinced that this cop is not even a cop but a criminal posing as a cop. Its as if she Raped you of your ID... and then said if you tell anyone ill kill your parents.

  • Thanks Joe i really do hope you like the banner!!!

  • You bet Sam, thanks.

  • "IN THE PASTTTT!"

    lol. best story teller ever.

    great videos, good sir :)

  • I was impressed with your vocabulary until you used to word "funnest" :(

  • I'm afraid you'll find it in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Not that I need permission from old lady Merriam.

  • I think 'm going to love this Wednesday stuff.

    like 1:23 and 5:02? You're too creative for this not to happen more often!

    XP I like hearing about your life. It's seems very interesting so far.

  • Is it possible they got you mixed up with someone else with the same name? I have never understood why cops can get away with driving and talking on cell phone and we cant; talk about a double standard!

  • Sorry that happened to you. I can't wait to hear the rest of this as soon as you find out.

  • Damn the man.

  • haha your such a great story teller! man i can't get enough of your vids :) im sorry for your loss btw (license) that sucks, crazy cops...

  • That's one bizarre story Joe. I hope it ends with the officer getting her ass handed to her on a small platter, and you not only getting your drivers license back.. An escuse from the bitch that took it, and a blowjob (if she isn't to ugly) would be fair i reackon;-)

    At least we now know what science friday is gonna be about. Joe trying to build a time machine in order to appear at his day in court*rofl*

    best of luck dude:-)

  • Are you making up these metphors on the spot or do you write them down before?

    Even if it is a vlog I enjoyed it a lot!

  • I write for an hour or 2 right before I tape, so it's prepared but fresh.

  • ...and you're a good speaker.

  • wow

  • u were in sj? cool a bay area dude.

  • january 2009? hahah

  • ROFL!

    this is hilarious!

  • As much of a sucky predicament as that is, it makes for a great story.

    I once had a run-in with an overzealous cop who frisked me while "The Great Escape" by Gwen Stefani was playing loudly in my car.

    I can't begin to describe the uncomfortable feeling of having a grown man touch your buttocks while hearing the sound "WEEE-OOHH!"

    Anyway, hope you get that straightened out and keep up the good work.

    --The Nowhere Man

  • Haha, that's awesome!

  • I love these everyday videos!

    I don't care what they're about, I just love hearing you talk lol.

  • You are one insane dude. and I like ya just the way you are. no wonder I subbed :))

  • i cannot believe that cop did exactly what they did. that is crazy.

  • That is such a ridiculous story, I am very interested to see how this turns out.

    Also, I was wondering why you were on all the Shaytards vlogs  :P

    I can't believe that people still leave "first" comments, not only that but second and third as well!

    I seriously think that people that do that should receive like a 24 hour ban or something, also youtube should just filter out any comments that just use the word "first" or whatever the number may be.

  • Shay adopted him. He's now officially known as "Uncle Joe Tard."

  • The officer broke the law. You can't get a driving without a license infraction when the cop took the said license. And seriously why are they pulling you over for such a minor grievance?

  • I think you entered some sort of black loop hole. Crazy story, hope you get it sorted.

  • i think there's was an improbability feild around ur car... lol. nerd jokes!

  • lololol Somebody's been playing too much Killer Instinct.

  • (just a strange thing that happened I was about to sign up for twitter even though I didnt want to becuase my parents have one and thats..yea..and then it said the page isnt displayed..mabye a sign?)

  • C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

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