The Latex Salesman (Seinfeld)

[Mithos1987123]

Jerry " and you wanna be my Latex Salesman :o " HAHA EPIC

[astrophysics123]

Geroge's hair looks fuckin amazing.

[MrMaximililano]

I'm never buying latex again.....except if an actual company called Whatdelay Industries appears

[onefuelsntrm]

and you want to be my latex salesman

[Snoopepe101]

Best scene !

[beatle11]

Yello.......Whatdelay industries?

[historyfreakfroman]

My favorite scene from the entire series of Seinfeld!!!

[kyoodlenoodle]

0:40 to 0:52

Because I asked you too

I dont think so

Hahaha

[EmceeWhiteNoise]

If you’re a Seinfeld fan, then check out “The Seinfeld Rap” that I made. I also made a music video/picture show to go along with it. I put a lot of work into it and if you’re a fan of the show, I think you will really like it. Check out my channel, it is my latest upload. Thank you for listening.

[Pasc9]

10 people are ex latex salesman at Vandelay Industries

[tjhoenecke]

"Advantage: Varnsen!"

[esalvatore111]

Vandelay Industries: Fooling the Unemployment Office like a boss!

[skullzcrusher]

What Delay Industires?!?!?

[JohnyH]

The last line by Jerry was actually improvised.

[JordanTheMan000]

When Kramer walks in, the door closes at 1:15 and then at 1:17 the door is magically open.

[sdostaler]

@JordanTheMan000 its cause the part is cut out. the sound is from george closing the bath room door

[LuisMarcus305]

Fasten your seat belts, were going to see the baby.. Lmao

[zulu45]

Easily one of the best (or perhaps the best altogether) scenes in television history.

[atf487]

you gotta come and see the baby!

[bigjoeturner01]

FYI The name Vandelay comes from the movie Superman. When Clark comes out of the Daily Planet and Lois is dangling from the crashed Helicopter, Clark looks for a place to change into Superman and runs past the Hotel Vandelay.

[dfrez412]

george is the best character on seinfeld



[farnumbp]

I have been watching tv since the early 60's and no sit com was ever as good as Seinfeld. Probably nothing ever will be again.

[tubenachos]

@farnumbp Married with Children

[beatle11]

Whatdelay industries?

[TheST2K]

Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking.

[ronmower]

Hilarious. VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!

[Tufflaw]

2:12 newspaper is between George's right arm and couch.

2:15 it's mysteriously between George's left arm and door

2:17 it's back!

[ronmower]

@Tufflaw lol wow didn't notice that.

[SoulControllerAve]

@Tufflaw No see, it's just because you're looking at me from the front. See, right, wrong, right, wro-right, right......

[BrushfireTV]

I would happily go along with any scheme George pitched to me!

[gokcal]

that is just amazing.. seinfeld is the best comedy series ever. Years have passed and nothing could reach its brilliance.

[AA72AA72]

2:11 = priceless!!! 

[AA72AA72]

8 people got caught lying to the unemployment office.

[DrNefarious545]

I LOVE KRAMER; BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD .

[myjoeyd]

AND YOU WANNA BE MY LATEX SALESMAN

[ELNIOJR]

And Kramer had to Ruin another thing (Again) :D

[bofo85]

classic. man, i miss this show.

[mariat08]

Oh God, look at George's hair!! I love how Jerry answers the phone "Kel Vartson speaking" !:)

[pujols37105]

I found a great truck driving job offering that I know I can do, but they demand two years of experience. Therefore, I'm going to give my dad my old Trac-Fone cell phone, buy some service time, then tell him to answer "Vandelay Transportation" when they call and ask for verified experience.

[mariat08]

OMG, George running out of the bathroom with his pants down!! "Vandelay, say Vandelay!!" :)

[hallowedbeeddie]

this is on par with George´s answering mesage XD

[acedaface954]

never eat and/or drink while watching seinfeld.i nearly spewed out juice lol

[acedaface954]

loooooooooooooooooolololol kal varsen

[ponybcurtis]

LOL!! My touch football team was called Vandalay Industries (a long time ago)

[adam73837]

Hahahaha! L.O.L!!!!! :D

[YoungHeartThrob8993]

lol

[AA72AA72]

Jerry walking in to see George with his pants down lying on the floor is one of the most priceless moments of Seinfeld!

[IHaveANightmare]

This just might be the funniest scene in all of Seinfeld.

[arsan2127]

haha never gets old baby if u repeatedly click on 1:57 or 1:58 on george's fall it almost looks like he is chanting hahaha

[mrk2k5]

If you Google "and you wanted..." it auto-completes to "and you wanted to be my latex salesman." WIN.

[stryker1121]

@mrk2k5 --THat's how I got here heh heh...great clip, one of my faves. Jerry's black jeans kick ass btw.

[onenonlyprincess2]

And you wanted to be my latex salesman. LOL

[onenonlyprincess2]

And you wanted to be ,y

[mikebingham34]

looking like a fool with your pants on the ground

[MontrealGirl514]

For me, this is hands down the best scene of the series :)

[EweTubee]

2:14 - the only time you get that view of the apartment.

[eazyee1]

seinfeld: and you want to be my latex salesman LOLLLL!!!

[cpk9999]

why does George shave his legs?

[charliebubblesoar]

that purple turtleneck!!!!

[Megamariosonicman]

i got a tee shirt today that is the vandelay log and it says vandelay industries importe/exporter of fine latex goods

[The1910Phantom]

Yello? What delay industries?

VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!

No, you're way, way off! Well, yeah, yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

*comes running out of the bathroom with his pants down* VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY! *falls and crawls on the ground* VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!

No promblem, no problem. *hangs up the phone and looks at George* How did you know what they wanted?!

*Jerry walks in and sees George on the ground* And you wanna be my latex salesman....

[goreds03]

and you want to be my latex salesman

[Miracle490d]

I knew someone who answered his home phone "Ed's Bar and Grill." LOL

[bearhoven]

Ugh. Jerry Seinfeld was the worst thing about Seinfeld.

[beatle11]

Yello.......Wha-delay industries?

[franjooo]

look at newspapers at 2:10, they are at Georges right side, and than at 2:14 they are on his lefts side, cool

[swisa1120]

@franjooo exited

[yahoo3396]

@franjooo How? did u work in that epsoide?

[bgfilms]

Brace yourself madam, for an all-out war, but this time, ADVANTAGE VARNSON!

[shremmp]

the 3 dislikers are representatives of Vandelay industries

:P

[Shoooooooo81]

VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!

[bosco3131]

Another slight inconsistency.... in a later episode, it is shown that George always removes his shirt when he take a dump, no matter where he is. He clearly keeps it on here....Great scene tho.

[bodishor]

funny, the paper on the floor near george moved from it's right to left

[baconlabs]

George looks fresh out of a Dilbert strip in the first clip.

[MIKEA61989]

George made me laugh the whole time. He screams then comes running out with his pants down

[GatorGarbage]

The part where George is on the edge of his seat, then Jerry answers with. "Vandalay industries..." Is one of the best, underrated comedy moments of all time. Pure gold.

[farang82]

lol i love how he was reading the newspaper on the toilet too

[pythonman7]

I am Costanza, lord of the idiots

[TRBlack08]

this is the funniest ever hands down!!

[dinkinflicka44]

macho jerry

[USAneedsaChange]

"Kel Varnsen speaking" :-P

[beatle11]

How did you know who they wanted?

[LeviathanMist]

Best. Scene. Ever.

[sisa1969]

lol

[mseales]

That little moment between Kramer and Elaine where they just smirk awkwardly at each other is so telling about the relationship they had throughout the series.

[Dahminator]

I lose it every time Jerry walks in.

[stimpp]

pretty impressive how jason acts to be out of breath and gradually gets his composure while reciting his lines

[mpankers]

"Kel Varnsen speaking, how may we help you?' That is classic.

[AmishParadise27]

What delay industries?

VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!

Comedy genius

[bongstoner420]

hahahaha

[jdm19843]

AMAZING!°°°°  LooL ::

[MoPapparani]

DEATH TO COMIC SANS!

[MrTSquared]

"And you wanna be my latex salesman?"

that line killed me the first time I heard it!!!!

[klunz44]

@MrTSquared That line was ad-libbed. It's such a great line! 

[cornertomato]

@klunz44 really, it was an ad-lib? haha, thats crazy; i thought of this scene today and wondered about that line, how it was written.. i just couldn't picture it being in a script that way, but i figured they were just good writers..guess my hunch was right!

[klunz44]

@cornertomato yeah that was all Jerry. If you look at Elaine, you can kinda tell she didn't know it was coming. Imo that's one of the top lines of the series.

[HyperDarkness91]

@MrTSquared

Me too believe me!!!!!!!!!

[SlurfSweden]

What delay industries??

VANDELAY, SAY VANDELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roflmao

[bollock121]

Why do the greatest shows ever have to end?

[dylanfan1969]

@bollock121 They run out of ideas..lol

[migitgiant]

Jerry's shirt is one of a kind

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

haha george's my favorite character

[Aft3rMiDn1Ght]

"And you want to be my latex salesman"

ROFL

[hpridgen131]

If you squint at the beginning, George kind of looks like a pudgy Morrissey.

[PulpFictionized]

@hpridgen131 What's a pudgy Morrissey?

[hpridgen131]

@PulpFictionized

A fat version of the guy from The Smiths.

[PulpFictionized]

@hpridgen131 Ohhhh, haha! :D

[ElphieGirl]

And you want to be my latex salesman!

[Tony2826]

What the hell is going on with George's hair in the opening scene? I know he's flustered and all that, but still, it just looks wierd.

[dfbhcf]

I don't think I ever laughed harder than anything on television than when George ran out of the bathroom with his pants down at 1:56

LOL Classic!

[laker2125]

Who are the 3 people who don't like this? They must have the worst sense of humor.

[endorphinz]

What-de-lay industries? lol

[rudeawakening5]

nice shirt jerry

[shakri2006]

2:14 - 2:18 --> Newspaper shifts from George's right to his left and then right again.

[crusher1427]

@shakri2006 dam good eye

[CDeanWatcher]

>>>George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13-week extension.

How ironic. Today, he'd be getting a whole year's extension, and he wouldn't even have to prove that he was looking for a job.

[annacaroline91]

oh my god kramer can never take a hint..

[ChechoAP09]

There's nothing like Seinfeld!!!!!!!, The bigger of all times!!!!!!

[mrbriscoe2001]

There's a little George Costanza in all of us.

[Djinnfest]

@mrbriscoe2001

I think theres some Kramer in my civics teacher.

[mrbriscoe2001]

Dj: at least you won't fall asleep in class.

[alabader741]

@mrbriscoe2001 that sooooooo gay #LOL

[adymagnificul]

@mrbriscoe2001 yup

[TheMattozzie]

@mrbriscoe2001 unfortunately there is a lot of George Costanza in me 

[mrbriscoe2001]

@TheMattozzie  me,too;but my unemployment checks were never big enough to really enjoy unemployment..

[EvilRabbiMAn]

best tv show ever made

[acedaface954]

shouldnt georgie boy have a brown stain on his boxers? i mean i know he didnt have time to wipe. lololol

[0706823245]

he might not have had time to "start dumping" either.

[VandelayIndustries25]

I think my username says all that I need to say = )

[acedaface954]

@VandelayIndustries25 lololololololol. omg you're too much.

[jackdav34]

"And you want to be my latex salesman?"

[ghannik]

Vandalay Industries.....Kel Varnsen speaking.......may we help you....

[acedaface954]

@ghannik lolololol. i love the face george made when jerry made up that ridiculous name.

[bigace07]

Just bought my father a Vandelay Industries t-shirt for Christmas!

[ASSMAN279]

2:15 best part ahahahaha!!!!!

[BCaTT85]

yeeellow...........whatdelay industries?

[elfilicious13]

best last line in Seinfeld history except "they;re real, and they're.....

[acedaface954]

@elfilicious13 spectacular. lol

[xese4lifex]

I love all their aliases, Kel Varnsen, Art Vandelay, and of course Dr. Martin Van Nostrand.

[Adam781]

lol this is som funnny

[idanbenaim]

This is the funniest Seinfeld moment.

Or at least one of the best....

[Bezowski]

what delay industries?

[babystimpy55]

OMG FAV EPISODE GEORGE IS MY FAV

[SirHatchporch]

This is my favorite episode, too. And George is my favorite character as well!

[starkiller20293]

jason alexander did a brilliant job as george

[cs512tr]

the end quote was great!

[pfost]

George's hair at the beginning is the best part of the whole thing!

[Spiegel1989]

I'd like to know how much of this show was scripted. 'Cause honestly, I don't think there's any way a script can be as epically funny as this.

[cyclontzy]

A lot of the memorable lines were ad-libbed like the last line in this video clip.

[TheCryoScales]

LOL I think the script was written as a collaboration by most of the actors.

[jennyb519]

LOL!!!! where he darts out of the bathroom and falls HAHA

[Ginga]

Vandelay Industries...LOL!

[texo2007]

LOL When he falls down in the end!

[yoshifan26]

Im going to hire YOU as my latex salesman?

I dont think so...

LOL

[dynamicDAVE519]

i love the clips where they call jerry and hes like, ''who is this''... i wish theyhad that clip on youtube

[shotbboy]

funniest moment in seinfeld imo

[BiologicalMetacrisis]

Y'know that Seinfeld's "And you wannna be my latex salesman?" was improvised?

[flyershockey17]

yes. we all knew

[Ub3rK1ng]

George and Kramer is too hilarious

[Ub3rK1ng]

ME TOO^

[GirlFreak90]

I love Georges "VANDALAAAY! VANDALAAAAY!" screaming in the background while Kramer answers lmao

[shktech86]

Lool, was one of my fav moments.

[ega04011]

And you wanted to be my latex salesman

[gerab]

gorgeous

[SupremeSlider]

Oh! Fasten your seat belts we're gonna see the baby. Funny scene!

[Whit3King]

Where is my Baby, i cant find my baby, i have lost my baby,

Mabey the Dingo ate your baby !?

[Geolan1]

and you wanna be my latex salesmen?...

lmao i cannot think of a more classic line.

[patrickj25]

2:14

[chopinnocture]

great scene,

but what gets me every time is the continuity error. The paper dropped by George, is on his right from the front, but from the back it is on his left. go figure

[chopinnocture]

continuity error from 2.12 to  2.16