Best of RiffTrax's Wrath of Khan

[ngobleus]

Hahaha!

"Happy birthday, Jim!" "Get your coat on, I'm taking you to the Fuddrucker's!"

[seanpatrickcain2]

2:56 lawl xD

[ForceMaximus84]

BAM!! Oh, My!!  ROFL

[bbqplatypus318]

"Corinthian leather's totally real!"

[CastletonSnobs]

My last breath smells like tobasco slim jims so I'd say that's a total F you.

[ThePenguinKowalski]

I got hungry.

xDDD

[SenseOrSensibility]

Reminder to self: Never attempt to drink a beverage while watching Rifftrax!

[quasiphatpaul]

@SenseOrSensibility I just had the same thing happen. But bongwater. So smellier.

[xRemRooodx]

"Im gettin' to old for this SHIP." hahha love all these RiffTrax videos

[Sulaco117]

"Da nick nack shelf collapsed, and there is collectable crap everywhere!"

[humongousaldo]

Funny

[newpageone]

EXPLORE MY BACKSTORY IN FAN FICTION!

[Banapeelerwee]

"I'm talking quietly cause I'm dead" lmao!!!

[horaciosi]

(0:54) I don't get it, Hugo?

[kyubiiofrage]

@horaciosi No no, Yugo, with a Y. It a subcompact foreign car that was brought over here. Very small.

[kdrapertrucker]

@horaciosi Yugo was a crappy little car built in Yugoslavia & sold in the United States in the late 1980's early 1990's. they were known for being too small, too trouble prone, & of poor quality. when Yugoslavia erupted into civil war & Nato intervened to stop ethnic cleansing the Factory that produced the Yugo was blown to hell in a Nato air raid. & the Yugo passed into automotive infamy.

[Andreazor]

I always laugh the most when they make jokes about scots.

[johnhamilton08]

And what's with this rap music?!

[filos219]

i about died of laughter at the "he noticed me!" part

[DRyujin1]

Zombie Spoocckk

[GermanChocolateCake]

"Fire?" "NO! Give it a rest!"

[DStalnaker13]

"Excuse me is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?" As someone who used to live in southern Maine near Kennebunkport i found that riff particularly amusing.

[MendrolRPG]

"Remember ... that I pwned you."

[sserpent21]

BLOW'D UP!

"Oh MY!"



[huzdaman100]

He's CSI Miami-ing

"I see your piont..."

YEEEAAAAAAAH!

lmbo

[kittykatBflat]

your not the president of what he blames me for! lmfao

[Andkloras]

I've told you before! Scientists has always been pawns of the military!

"Remember when they turned Steven Hawkins into a tank?"

[jamesaellis]

No Khhhhhaaaaaaaaaan bit?

[Pr0teusUnbound]

fantasy island guy was good in this movie!

[ShutterbuggerRHCH]

vampire weekend reference, god i love rifftrax!

[1998koko100]

stop ignoring this comment i know you saw it. Johny!

[waterhousewhistler]

We have these bitchin' vests!

[horaciosi]

(11:11) I didn't notice the transition ^^

[duivenmelker]

@horaciosi Apparently you did.

[crashlight1]

"I'm talking quietly cause I'm dead."

Classic.

[TheZoostudio13]

Ha that vampire weekend thing caught me really off guard.

[DavemechL1011]

11:28 Zombie Spohhhhhhck!

[Trancemaster2052]

"I'm getting too old for this ship!" LMAO 

[elvaelvirababe]

DO NOT tell me that's Kristie Alley. I've always hated that woman because she looks EXACTLY like my uncle's ex-girlfriend, in other words ruined the family.

[Doug19752533]

@elvaelvirababe yep its Kirstie Alley

[Stormwysper]

He's CSI Miami'ing

Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[homebuiltindoorplane]

Im sucking my face mask bong hahaha

[davincent98]

Can't wait to see them do Star trek III: The Search for Spock on Genesis to take him back to Vulcan so that an ancient ritual can possibly be re-created to the point where spock and Bones can be two separate people again and then have to go back to Earth where they end up needing Doc Brown's Kia with a Flux Capacitor to find some Whales in the 20th century San Francisco to save the Earth from a giant Spray can and get a new Enterprise.

[SickBritKid]

@davincent98

...no wonder the third movie sucked...

[davincent98]

@davincent98 I forgot to mention, because I want to hear them say "Bones" like they say "Spock."

[kittykatBflat]

"Zombie Spooooooooooooooooooooock"

[AdamYJ]

"You have Genesis! You could have anything!"

Geez, what's the big deal about some Sega game system from the early '90s? :p

[edgolo]

Kirk: "KHAAAAAANNNN"....should have been followed by "Where's the bathroom?"

[horrorshow71]

i think it's jan michael vincent

[Lilllllly]

No take on the best line of the movie?

Kirk: "He...he killed my son!"

Me: The one you only knew about for five minutes?

Kirk: "KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!"

Me: Now that's just excessive.

[Athlynne]

@Lilllllly I think that one is in Star Trek III.

[kailefipne]

"sexting hot Ferengi teenagers"

If you're a Star Trek fan, that line is both hilarious and horrifying. If you're not a Trek fan, go do a Google Image search for Ferengi. You'll thank me (in between the shuddering, vomiting, and weeping.)

[Skaar6]

@kailefipne I did not know what a Ferengi was. Thank you, this joke now makes sense to me XD Perhaps...too much sense.

[spacehopper7]

'Damage Mr. Scott? Ma nik nak shelf collapsed, there's collectable crap everywhere... ' :-D

[spacehopper7]

... am suckin ma face mask bong...

[SDLRob]

I got hungry.....

[jimhaku]

Explore my backstory in fanfiction!

[dinocubfan]

am I the only one who wondered why no matter where the Enterprise was hit, the bridge was damaged. I mean, in 6, the ship gets hit in the stern, and the bridge falls apart!

[faa788]

@dinocubfan It's standard starfleet procedure. Because there's no money in the future and everyone works for free, the poor working sods that build the ships install faulty power relays on the bridge so all those snooty, elitist Starfleet officers get facefuls of plasma!

[roninredshade]

9:40 is The Awesome: "Eat Neck Pinch, you racist son of a bitch!"

[thetallguy5192]

Only one Spooooooock joke?

[dinocubfan]

@thetallguy5192 but it's zombie spoooooooooock!

[HayesAJones]

"We have these bitchin' vests."

[sonichockeyaug]

OH MY!!

[BILLYJOHNBELL]

LOL Love these!

[trekkie627]

"CHEKOV- NOW WITH EASY GRIP HANDLE!"

[Apollomasque]

Is that guy at Khan's helm Cillian Murphy?

[Damar158]

@Apollomasque

No, but uncanny resemblance nevertheless. I was wondering who he reminded me of.

[panthercat38]

@Apollomasque How can that even be chronologically possible???

[nevfangiel]

@Apollomasque

Aside from perhaps a similarity in the cheekbones, they look absolutely nothing alike to me. Meh.

[carl723]

@Apollomasque

His name is Judson Scott.

[SageVallant]

@Apollomasque Cillian Murphy was SIX YEARS OLD when this movie came out. ^_^

[Apollomasque]

@Apollomasque

Okay, enough. I know that the guy at the helm isn't Cillian Murphy. I was just pulling notice to their similarities.

[monkfan72]

I probably watched ST:TWOK every day of my childhood. Thanks for bringing it back and adding some new crap to make it new and exciting in a way George Lucas and his Star Wars Special Editions never could.

[Gjeorje]

"I spit my last breath at thee!" -That quote somehow becomes hilarious when it`s said by someone with 80`s spandex hair band hair & Anna Nichole Smith cleavage. These films took pompousness to where no man had too boldly gone before.

[Apollomasque]

@Gjeorje

Yeah, but RICARDO MOLTABAN. When that guy talks, you can HEAR his exposed chest.

[Anynom]

"Figures Chekov gets to drive the Hugo of spaceships."

"Well if lifting him six inches off the ground won't get him to confess, I give up."

"He's CSI Miaming!"

"80's white guys assemble!"

"You'd think the grate-lifting process would be automated by the 24th century."

"10 Starfleet cadets and one member of Vampire Weekend."

"Galactus now announces his presence by blowing huge smoke rings."

[mumupy]

Tiny Tremor!Get tiny kevin bacon and tiny dad from family ties!

close door...close door....close door...crap

[KakkoiiSasuke]

He noticed me!

Do you like my bangs?

O he's dripping blood on the new carpet.

[Egarhboi]

"I'm getting to old for this ship."

*golf clap*

[Pzer089]

My god look at the cleavage on that man!! i almost died!!