Batman vs Superman (yo mamma)

[Elliotlugo2468]

@laffytaffycherrypop I was about to type in the same thing but then I saw your comment. You know Wat the hell with this I'm just going to say it this video is so funny because the jokes don't make any sence

[doga63]

please put the powerful girls one up!!!!

[humanmaneater19]

This video had potential....

[qwertyrandom101]

"Yo momma is so smart, that when she reads the newspaper, she actually understands what she's reading."

OH SNAP!!!!

[laffytaffycherrypop]

This video is hilarious but the jokes are stupid and crazy!!lol!!

[doomflame999]

Yo mama so fat when she was born she had to be babtised in sea world

[laffytaffycherrypop]

superman: Yo mama so stupid, i mean shes soo stupid,That.....uhh....shes STUPID man!

batman: Yo mama so stupid, that when she went to the store she tried to steal a free sample!

[machotaco64]

Yo mama is so stupid she report someone for stealing a free bag of chips

[CalebManders]

Yo mamma so poor she can't afforded to pay attention

[freestyle9697]

THESE GUYS ARE ETHIR FUCKDED UP OR NATURALY HILAROUIS,.....SORRY 4 THE BAD SPEELING IM DRUK

[littlechronic]

Yomma so skinny when she sat on a chair she whent through the gap

[HDtvforstrippers]

Yo mama so fat when she farts I sounds like a hurricane

[HUExJAZZ]

yo momma so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew!!!!!

[aaronbaldwin00]

You wasted your life making YouTube crap

[viBEisBeast]

Superman to mama is so stupid that when uhh that wen uhh she sits on the toilet and says the seats cold

[bestfucker505]

alrite batman jo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was an the scale

[ImMuzikuL]

i don't get that this is funny but the jokes are whack lol

[TheMck411]

haha stupid yet hysterical

[MrSuckmydck]

FUCKIN FUNNY

[spade221]

this is wack

[Jarschifipodite]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!

[codename545]

Yo mamas so greasy Mexicans get oil off her

[codename545]

That was dumb! I got better!

[dedicatedmeme]

Yo mama is so nasty that when she took a shit the whole earth went exsticed

[2000rusher]

Yo mamma so fat she feel in love and broke it

[theXtreme1man]

Superman: yo mamma so so stupid she...

*epic bat-punch with kryptonite ring*

Batman: MY MOMMA'S DEAD BITCH!!!!!

[ILoveBoobies532]

these niggas are dumb lol

[mexican25mexican25]

qay

[MrSAMFOSS]

Yo mamas ao big dumb and old, that when it gets cold in da house, she close the windows! ooooo... fuck me

[draftykillerman1]

to fuckin funny

[mrarsonal3]

This is so funny

[Ashwms19]

Worst fight ever

[Quylicious]

Both their moms are dead :(

[nathantvunleashed]

Best fight ever

[nathantvunleashed]

Yo mama so fat she gets horny reading a cook book

[CSGcarmen]

like , if you saw the hole video

[kramarichkids123]

Haha lol

[14ottallah]

Stupid but Funny

[lkrutledge101]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee



[guili36]

this thing wasnt funny!

[rainesquall08]

I like this video it is funny

[MrSAMFOSS]

So funny!

[Queenrocks20]

she feels more comfortable hahaha

[DiamondFang]

The earth is being invaded and killing, raping and toturing any living thing they can see.. Meanwhile.. *start video*

[x5killerklownzx]

yo mama is so stupid when she got on the pc it said "you got mail!" so she ran outside to check the mailbox

yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo mama is so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth

[IOSGENIUS1]

You mama so fat that when she sat on an

[FireWingAngel96]

@IOSGENIUS1 You mama so fat that she sat on an.... on what?

[Karlandtheinstallers]

Best video on youtube. Really though.

[XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER]

Oh my god these are so goo- oh wait, these sucked

[pUgeciPe]

yo mama's so old,she can remember the times when "Burger King" was a prince

[bakridafeeah]

It's so bad it's funny. It realy is.

[nurfelixify]

im so bored by dis video that even if i have myself a glass of water , , ill still be bored of this video.

[XzProCoMPuTeRzX]

yo momma so dumb that she let u make this stupid video its not funny at all =_=#

[Dlovakid246]

Yo momma is so stupid she liked this video... mxm

[SuperxParadox]

Love this. Lol

[Psykoged]

I want to see batman say TOP THAT NIGGER! in The Dark Knight.

[besties8009]

y do i bother to wacth this and that guy is right u should give him the crown.<3<3<3

[besties8009]

i do get cold and close the windows an my mom thinks of this video and yells at me

[heurpstbtb]

yo mama is so fat she needs 2 tickets to get in the airplane!

[rubyred1ful]

Me and my babydad watched this 20× laughing our asses off repeating err word

[jonvinclandive]

i actually sat through the whole 5 friggin' minutes

[Lynwood30]

ahahahha:P



[JDM5o0o]

yo momma's such a dumbass that she misspelled a period.

[JDM5o0o]

yo momma's stupid she went to work and used these jokes -.-

[TahRahJoh]

superman won with that pizza joke

[IRONvid91]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahhahaha

so retarded

[liv38ig]

Batman: Okay, okay.. I got one fo yo ass.. Okay.. Yo mom.. is like... so fucking hairy.. that um.. um... that... her chest hairs.. like.. go all the way down to her dick..

Superman: Oh.. my god.. so.. you sayin.. that um.. my mom is not only hairy.. but.. um.. like.. she's also got a dick?

Batman: Das right mofucka.. top that shit!

[Panda15486]

lol

[SuperSerial35]

its supposed to be lame you idiots

[thehoosierfortheUK]

Lame.

[was1231000]

im not laughing at the jokes... im laughing a the cartoons

[tpc8675309]

superman: yo mama and daddy are so dumb they took a shortcut through a crime infested alley

batman: yo mama and your daddy are so dumb they didn't try to escape a planet that its about to blow up

[kpartida27]

Ujhh

[crimnoist]

yo mamma is so old .. when she breast feeds ,, powder gets out

[85turtle]

yo mama so fat she got baptized in gravy

[TheSwiftyStars]

yo momma's breath stink so bad she makes onions cry

[thecarloscampos1]

you got tht for a channel mathew

[MatthewDMerrill]

Batmans mama so stupid she try to climb mountain due.

[808zsammy]

Why did I watch this video till the end -_-

[MrZombieJizz]

Yo momma is so fat... That I took a pic of her last christmas.. And mofucker... It's still printing

[swbluto]

Yo mamma is so fat, she wasn't fast enough to stop you from making this video.

[tmd0523]

Yo momma's so stupid, she liked this video 2,961 times

[BCB8696]

@rockerboy655 your a Fool.

[rockerboy655]

This is fucking stupid!!!

[sirMAXX77]

kinda fucked doin yo mama jokes to each other up considering both of their parents are dead.

[lelo1916]

this is so stuipppppppppp

[rockstarr143able]

nice its cool!!

[ellyLOVESanimals]

this is so halerious

[Name123Less]

Yo mamma is so stupid that she let you make this video -.-

[Thetruegodofwar1]

yo mama is so stupid the bitch packs ice on her pussy to keep the crabs fresh!

[MrZombieJizz]

I watch this vid on the daily! Or when I need to get in a good mood thanks for making this vid!

[xx2josh2xx]

this is fuckin hilarious !!!!

[Christina314]

Cyborg, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman are just standing around going "what the fuck?!?"

[AirsoftRaccoon]

Lol this is awesome XD

[iEatCakeWithASpoon20]

Anybody who doesnt think these are hilarious really doesnt get it

[lilsnickers99]

this vids a joke obv its not gonna make sence i love it tho

[JamaicaSmile09]

@3:22 lmaooo "yo mommas so ugly when she loks in the mirror...she sees...herself"

OH SNAPPP loll

[srw190098]

Yo mama so dumb, she let whoever said these jokes think that they were funny.

[ajay7773]

not funny

[ajay7773]

yo mama so old her sss number is o1

[Elliottrayan]

I was excited to hear this... but the jokes SUCK!!

[codiem3]

Yo moma so old she sat next to jesus in the 4th grade

[codiem3]

Yo moma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

[codiem3]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is tomato ketchup

[dukingman]

Best Yo Mama jokes ever!

[NETYFLIZ]

freakin funny haha



[oXstarkXo]

Yo momma sooo fat god cant even lift her spirit!!!!!

[1998DDisturbed]

thumbs up if u still watch this in 2011!

[BrandonC580]

Yo mamma so stupid she laughed at this video!

[XPennywisexX]

It sounds like they just did free on

[lemo43]

Yo mamma so stupid, when it rains, she goes inside. Hahahahahahahahahahahhaaa TOP DAT NIGGA

[ChibiForce8]

i think batman and superman are both high right now

[77S7E7A7N77]

LMAO this is so funny idk why

[3bestfriends4eva33]

What??? They is so stupid lol

[berylchrome]

Batman: TOP THAT NIGA!!

[PurplePanda55555]

Batman is pretty much the only super hero that can have "man" in his name. This being, because he is one of the VERY FEW super heros that dont need powers to fuck someone up. But MARVEL is waaayyy better. Switch Batman over???

[jamsampao]

yo momma is so religious that when she watches a video, she uses her sense of sight.

[joshybear22]

Both batman and superman blow. Iron man is the shit. That's why he is with marvel and not dc

[MrACEMAN360]

lol yea batman carries all these gadgets and shit but until batman gets a fly so fast u can turn back time superman will be the best cause he can fuck up on purpose and just turn back time If Superman wanted to really get Batman, Just back up tme and catch Bruce on the Shitter or something??

[sugarhon3yic3tea]

my heart is hurting so bad

[blackopskillstreak12]

Waxest jokes everrrrrrrrr!!!!!

[WizzoPro9476]

@blackopskillstreak12 that's the point!

[MrZombieJizz]

Lmfaoo this is too funny! haha!

My heart is hurting after that one lol

[SaltDisk]

TOP DAT NIGGAHHH!

[JB91950]

Yo mamma so old she knew Mr. Clean wen he had an afro

[bigdadythatismars1]

i float like a butterfly i sting like a bee i slept with yo mama now it stings whin i pee ( i should probally get that checked out)

[Super04Evan]

batman never had a momma

[Noturgrandpappy]

Yo momma so old that when she like, gets in the car she drives

[ThePopping5]

YOMAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HORNY WITH THE COOKBOOK

[LessonComplex]

LOL THIS SHIT HAS ME WEAK HAHAHa

[hikarulink]

@Fizzydog97 how can you flatten something and make it smaller?

[teenpopstar1]

@hikarulink  because it makes it break

[Andr3w1130]

@hikarulink call your mom to sit on it

[Fizzydog77]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on an i-Pad it becomes an i-Phone!

[YeFan66]

@Fizzydog77 now read this in reverse

[Fizzydog77]

@YeFan66 I did, and it didn't make any sense.

[summerlord101]

you momma so dumb when she goes to school she learns ooooooooooooooooooooo

[AgentLegoMan]

Thumbs up if 540 people's mothers put on hats when it got sunny out.

[cpepe22]

the voices, I think thats what carries it, more the voices than the writing

[cpepe22]

I dont know why I like this, its weird and maybe stupid, but for some reasonI like it

[42MinishOkay]

What up with the black guy dressed in a white robot he could pwn both yo asses

[zlatanossi]

540 people recognises his mother in this video

[MrRockifier]

Lol

[RapidArts22]

haha yo mmma so fat wen she eat a candybar she likes it hahah wtf !?

[cena3787]

love this,,,,,,,,,you guys gotta make some more

[Mica7486]

Yo mama so ugly they made her get out the school Picture cuz every time she look at the camera the photographer falls out

[Mica7486]

Yo mama so dumm she when to school to do hair but when she fot out she couldnt do her own dame hair.........ik it was kinda lame and but umm skate that was kinda lame to

[Fizzydog77]

Yo mama is stupid she got an education at MIT and now works as a computer programmer.

[lizandrolua]

dis vid is funny as hell lol iht mDe me pe

[dan271291]

yo momma is sooooo fat.... when she gets hungry, she eats food.

[MOGHACKS]

yo mamma is so ignorrant that when she eats oranges, she doesnt eat the peel

[lukenickbball1]

Yo mamma is soooo stupid that she thought cat and hat rhymed.

[lukenickbball1]

O YA!!! WELL YO MAMMAS SO STUPID SHE DRANK WATER TO GET HIDRATED!!!

*Ahhhhhh DAAMMMNNNN*

[FRharley]

yo momma got 1 lil tittie and 1 big tittie and they call that bitch biggie smalls

[derekferrin]

yo mamma so broke she put a butterfinger on layaway

[TheJef05]

you love yo mamma so much that when she turned around it was her birthday

[YoMammaWuzHere]

LOL this is funny

[twistedmetalll2]

@TheJosephJinx, One of the most epic yo mamma joke ever!

[smileyfacism]

Lol this is awesome and funny. P.s. Yo momma is so greedy that, when she goes to the store, she pays for all her stuff, then donates to charity.

[Pkmnsam]

alright alright right here yo momma is so smart when her hair gets long she gets a haircut oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­! whatchu you know about them momma jokes motha fucka

[Viper7631]

Batman killed it

[SuperMudtrucker]

yo mamma's so dead she is not alive



[XtremeTriggerFlamez]

z's folk watch Xtra Unormal Yo Mama/Daddy Fight Part 1 and 2, lol this is a funny video lol, i gotta make more yo mama/daddy videos

[poptartlover4000]

Yo momma is so poor that when shes cold she closes the top of her box! XD

[rockaware303]

yo mama so dumb she said your jokes were funny

[ilovelaurafrutos]

your mama is like a big mac juicy,fat and worth a buck

[Uroburos115]

2:33 best joke lmao

[Taverasman10]

this is terrible but fucking hilariouse xD

[progrock26]

Do... do people not understand that these aren't meant to be legitimate jokes? It's designed to be stupid guys...

[babyblue533]

yo superman u dont even have a mama and u ant even from the earth and if your mama was alive i would tell u this joke .yo mama so fat she was wearing a yellow jacket and someone said hey taxi.

[GregvsLifevsZombies]

Yo Batman, Yo mammas Dead .......

[cbackstom16]

Yo mama is so lame that she makes jokes like this cartoon

[torito1626]

yo momas like so stupid its like its like she created you motha foca

[lemurcoleman]

this is the worst yo mama joke video ever

[TheV1230]

yo mamma so fat when she sits on a i phone it becoms i-pad .. !!!

[superdooper71]

@TheV1230 yo momma so fat when she sat on an ipad she made the i FLAB!! lol

[MrRayman217]

lol????????