This Actually Happens in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

[MrSkend04]

Best review i read of it "peadophillic beastiality? WTF??"

[StarumxStudieos]

I CHOSE THIS OVER HAPPY FEET2!!!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AN!!!

[Perenu25]

wow!!looks amazing cant? not wait to watch this movie..=)

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[cambokidd215]

lol , where that rabbit come from LOL

[MoTiioNzSPLiiFs]

@lloydggxsq whats your fav part

[MoTiioNzSPLiiFs]

this actually happens but it's not exactly how i would show it on the internet

[Karamilia]

oh the comedy!!!! XD i've seen the trailer and although that's the plot of it it doesn't look as stupid. hahahahahaha

[UnselfishBrat]

Gtfo!! The shit really happens? >.> Why the hell is my mom letting my sister watch this garbage!!

[demetriasfa]

I loved this movie!!!!! saw it two times and can't wait till next year to see? part 2!!!!! So excited!!!<3

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[TheWindyKite]

I have read the book and this is pretty accurate.

[rainechosen]

roflmao...



[Yagamikun666]

At first i though it was a kind of joke... DUUUUDE seriously WTF is wrong whit this... "Book" Come on, it's enought creepy think about zoophilia and necrophilia but PEDOPHILIA!!?? That's just sick

[imaredblaze]

llolololol this was funny but i already saw the movie :)

[VioletCrytzersltq1]

Watch Breaking Dawn FREE at leakedmovies . biz

[imaredblaze]

I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!! but i already saw the movie tehee...:)

[DreadnautSentrosi]

>edward biting the pillow

Subtle, and I agree.

[lkjhb1]

LOL a werewolve falls in love with a baby that cracked me up LOOOOOOOL!

[missslack]

xDD

[tru3bl00d4lif3]

a werewolf falls in love with a fucking baby

[GothicGamer2012]

a werewolf falls in love with a baby, thanks now ill never get that out of my head lol XD

[babylelo123]

LOL Gross! Hahaha! I can't believe Stephenie Meyer actually wrote this... ugh! xDD

[salvo711]

"The reason why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place."

Fucking classic.

[MsEverAfterings]

Why did Jacob fall in love with her baby? Because this is the perfect way for Stephanie Meyer to make Jacob stay by Bella's side. Bella loves Jacob too, but she loves Edward. So if she can't have both of them as lovers, she gonna have him as her son-in-law. BELLA'S FUCKING PERFECT ENDING I TELL YA!

[ScarletFierce]

@MsEverAfterings LOL no its a perfect way to assasinate a character.

[LauraCroftxxx]

but i love twilight

[Littongarcia8]

this fìlm is great. i watched it from

breakingdawn.cvz.me

[tallblondasian]

1:03.... There are no words to describe my HORROR!!! lol

[YasmeenSears5]

Certainly thẹ finest Twilight video to date, thè review footage blew me away!!!! bit.ly\Breaking-Dawn-pt1 Slade should meet the needs of the fan base while opening up up the 2 parter to a lot more sceptical audience!

[iEatQueso]

As of this moment, Breaking Dawn is the worst novel to ever be printed and released to more than five people who have ever existed, is infinitely worse than the three previous Twilight Saga books combined (the other three are still very bad though), and is, easily, the worst excuse for fiction that I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

Fuck you, Stephenie Meyer.

[DuchessAliana]

LMAO this is awesome.

[sorayae]

ahaha oh god this reminds me of when I was forced by a bunch of friends to read these 4 abominations that they called books. I remember feeling filthy when I was done reading breaking dawn, like "tha fuck did I just read?"

[celinelowe]

@sorayae i understand how you feel... I've tried to read them... I've started twilight three times since it came out, but I can't seem to get past page 60... because the writing makes me want to wash my brain out .... I don't think I'm going to make a fourth attempt

[PSshadow92]

Correction: a wolf shapeshifter falls in love with a newborn vampire who ages ridiculously fast despite the logistics of the setting dictating that she should age slowly so that by the time she's 3, she's aged to be a seventeen years old girl which makes no goddamn difference because its still creepy as f*ck that Jacob falls in love with her.

[BILLEEBEE75]

I've read the books, seen the movies and loved 'em. Found this parody bloody (pardon the punn) funny as!!! ;p

[CutieliciousCoco]

Ha ha ha

Ahhhhh to funny!

[xEdwardAnthonyMasenx]

Haha I love Twilight and I find this fucking hilarious xD

[xoxsofixox]

I love how people are justifying Jacob falling in love with a baby, by saying he will be like a guardian or big brother to her until she is old enough to love him back... Otherwise known as childgrooming...He is raising her so she sees him as having a position of trust, then abusing that trust. No part of that is not disgusting. Breaking Dawn was just the icing on a disturbing, badly written cake.

[dezzy889]

this is stupid thats not true and it suckssssssssssssssssssssssssss­s

[Baronstone]

@xoxsofixox And yet we havent seen anything written by you have we!?!?!

[xoxsofixox]

@Baronstone Which is relevant because...? I don't have to have written anything to understand that Twilight is perverted and badly written. It's just common sense.

[bluepinky45]

@xoxsofixox ha.. watch human centipede that some disturbing shit, this is a stupid poorly writing book

[illamasquette]

Not shown in the video is also the huge final "battle" they build up throughout the entire series between the cullens and the Vultori and then.. they just talk it out. And walk away. That's it. Then edward and bella (now a vampire too) proceed to go have massive, earthquake-causing sex in their little cottage that can be heard for miles around. Seriously.

[Sei1863]

2009 Children's Book of the Year...?

[dcinnamon83]

They cannot make this into a film, they just can't. It's usually a criminal offence to be in possession of a film like this.

[memrocks22]

A werwolf falls in love with a baby

[bigtswiftfan]

fRICKIN' FUNNY!!!!

[Evelyneay]

Its kinda funny how most of the people keep saying "real vampires burst into flames so edward should be dead", Are you serious or just mentally challenged? :D Real vampires? Your "real" vampires arent any more real than twilights sparkly ones, so I really cant see whats your problem with it. Ive loved vampires since i was little, and I really dont mind twilight vampires either. Its a DIFFERENT STORY and a different book, why should they be the same? Stop being pathetic.

[AnimeNatako]

Wow. This was a really cool teaser trailer!

[Mahe34]

I'm a huge Twilight fan and if your going to make a parody make sure it's good assholes ! And for the haters PLEASE GO FIND SOME LOVE IN YOUR LIFE AND stop wasting space.

[andreya133]

@Mahe34 what part of this trailer wasn't good? it was effing hilarious!

[mojotheaverage]

@Mahe34 By being a huge twilight fan you instantly lose the respect of anyone who would actually want to watch this video. This is frigging hilarious and the idea that someone would think a book containing all of these retarded plot lines is beyond my comprehension. On another before you tell me to 'find love in my life', I am engaged to be married to the love of my life and I can tell you that love is nothing like what it is in twilight in that it doesn't involve stalking.

[pikels2]

hahahaha very well done!

LOVED it!

[JeRaVaBa1191]

I'm a fan of Twilight but this thing is hilarious!!!

I can't stop watching it

hahahahahahahaha

[randomandproudqueen]

the bit that really pissed me off was that there was all this build up to a final battle (which was the sole reason I finished the series) and it didn't even happen! they sat and talked! and then...A WEREWOLF FELL IN LOVE WITH A F*CKING BABY!

[Cards4Molina]

what the fuck....edward doesnt bite the baby out.....and if the books werent good then they wouldnt have sold over 4 million copies

[spongebobluvr82]

WHY WAS THERE A BUNNY!?!?!

[Pantonesara]

Yeah when it's put this way, the way it really is.

It is actually quite silly and stupid.

[MissKate4Eva]

**SPOILER ALERT**

Most of this is actually true (even where Edward bites the cushions!). Bella is pregnant, and—even though it was thought impossible by some—her baby survived and so did she. The baby is Renesmee (made by Bella when she was messing with Reneé and Esme) and Jacob imprints on her. Bella is also made a vampire.

[TheCleverFoxGirl]

that was freakin hilarious,...

[CreepyPieMuncher]

ok everyone seriously. just calm down. its just a book and this is just a parody of it. I happen to like the books yet I can still see the humour in wathing the rip offs. You all need to find this thing called stability. you all either hate it or loe it too much and spend far too much time expressing either passion. just... chill out.

[s2JuhXx]

a werewolf falls in love with a baby- 3x

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[FantasmaLuna]

bunny?

[JumpergirlNL]

A Werewolf Falls in Love With a Baby! XD

[Mystiqueminx]

lmao!!

[MrNarcotic69]

Worst YouTube video ever! To the twilight fans the haters of twilight have to fill the void they call life with something. That's whats wrong with this planet there's no romance all hatred it's pathetic. But at least at the end of the day I can say that I have all that romance that people call mindless, corny, and whatever pathetic word they can come up with and anyone would be lucky to have the Bella and Edward kind of love.

[pulse0fmagg0ts]

@MrNarcotic69 ...... twilight sucks....for the record vampires dont sparkle in the sun they burst in flames and die....thats right edward should be dead!!!!!! if so i feel happy...if this comment offended you good twilight is horrible

[vonnyyay]

actually the myth of burning in the sunlight only came from nasferuto@pulse0fmagg0ts

[TheUranianMelody]

It's not just a book. Its a way of life. And why do people, who love twilight, hate the 4. book? Because Bella's an adult in Breaking Dawn. She grew up. And they hate it, because they want her to be a girl and not a woman. But that's how life is going on. People marry, become parents, people fall in love with others they would never logically chose for themselves... But thats life.

I love every singel book of twilight. It's just romantic and wonderful to read, a real pleasure.

[Pantonesara]

@TheUranianMelody

LOLOLOLOL

Dear Diary,

Today I read one of the most hilarious posts on Youtube.

I CAN'T EVEN.

WOOOW

[TheUranianMelody]

@Pantonesara What is so funny about it? I'm sorry, maybe my english is not that good because I'm from Switzerland and not from america or england, allright? Or is it the content? Well. Everyone's got his own opinion.

[MrsLovett112]

I still can't get over how determined Stephanie Meyer was to turn the non-Twilight fans into fanatics. We don't all wanna see people gnawing babies out of Bella, thanks

[Lavy2709]

Harry Potter is way better than this. I'm Team Jacob. At the eclipse, Jacob kissed Bella and he's falling in love with her baby at the FUCKING DOWN. I dont mind if he falls in love with somebody else except Bella's baby.

[Pantonesara]

I think people make a big deal about hating this because:

1.) It sets a shitty standard for female literature

2.) We will see more and more ridiculous shit like this in books and movies if it gets too popular.

[Baronstone]

@Pantonesara Another person that doesnt have the talent to do anything more than bitch about Twilight. If you hate it so much then write your own vampire series that fans would love. You can't can you?!??!

[Pantonesara]

@Baronstone Also:

while you're busy being defensive over Twilight: This book series not only condones controlling and abusive boyfriends, and girls only having value if they have a boyfriend who hurts them a lot during sex, it is also racist and sexist.

Also no one (not even Neil Gaiman) wants to write anything for Vampires anymore because Twilight ruined them.

[bipolrbtch]

This is too funny!

I actually enjoyed Twilight for what it was: mindless young adult romantic fiction. it's about vampires, people! (yes, gay vampires who sparkle in sunlight, but vampires nonetheless). and it confuses me as to how this book managed to win an award for childrens literature. but on to my point, it's a work of FICTION and I really don't understand why people (both the lovers and the haters) are making such a big deal over it. like it or don't, but move on with your lives.

[TheUranianMelody]

@bipolrbtch It's not like that. Twilight is popular 'cause it has great emotions in it which innocent hearts adore and other people, who think they're to intelligent for that shit, hate. Twilight is loveable 'cause it seems so real.It's just like my life, just a small town, the normal probs you have if you're a teen,all this similar things and there you have..special things, like love. And you wish to have this love in your life too. Haters will never understand what is so great about twilight.

[PSshadow92]

@TheUranianMelody Oh good lord! Your life is like Twilight?! I'm so sorry.

[hottiegirl819]

"WHY?!?!?"

LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!11

[Cheerbabeforeverable]

great, i know like, everything about twilight.... and the new movie looks greeeeat :S

hehe 'a werewolf falls in love with a baby!'

[pertylady14]

this actually makes me think "what the fuck have i been reading and watching!!"

its some pretty messed up shit, i never thought of it like that.

[diraselena]

EDWARD is not look like edward .

LMAO .

XDDDDDDD

[xoCookieWithMarsox]

well when you put it that way it does sound ridiculous... It makes me wonder y i didnt think of it like this when i was reading the book...

[TheFutureCullen]

First of all this is funny I can appreciate that. 2nd does it really matter that alot of people like Twilight, and third he doesn't fall in love with the baby >.< That's just creepy.

K said my piece go on hating Twilight :P

[Deeelon9]

haha good ole fuckin twilight

[duden2217]

WTF is really all there is to be said about this...It's truly astounding that so many girls read this crap.

[beachnerbum710]

Yep.....that shit is ridiculous

[GcCa2Lv]

That Meyer b1tch must have been on some crazy $hit when she was thinking this stuff up.

A C section with teeth, projectile blood vomiting, and oh yeah, a 17 year old falls in love with a baby. WTF?!

[Mar1eke]

Spoiler :-( 

[laurievainilla]

O_O

[powerofanime1]

That ending, is the baby vampire hybrid mind F#*$^ing its' dad?

[arilalala58]

my favorite part is the title

[FF82Detect]

omaigawd this is the best trailer ever. hahahaha

[MrLittleDuck]

Oh. Dear. God.

[AliFayeFaye]

lol i hated that book

[TheSparkleyVampire]

Everybody. Yes it's true SM did smoke a buch of weed before she wrote this. I think it only makes sense when you're high.

[choc113]

Did Stephenie Meyer start smoking a lot of crack towards the end of writing the series or something??? This is some crazy fucked up repugnant shit!

[iSamPuckett]

@kimberlyxcullen No one cares about the trailer for the pathetic existence that is Breaking Dawn.

[Jaunnie]

HI-LARRRR-ious

[Raycheetah]

Thanks, guys! Now I have an excuse to tell my wife so I dun have to go see this with her. After all, it's been spoiled for me. Oh. wait... She's already told me more'n half this dreck. Nertz. ='[.]'=

[TheSparkleyVampire]

I bet the movie is like being on crack. And a werewolf falls in luv with a baby!!!!

[brutalpizzadude]

thats funny, although i did think it made sence why Jacob didnt tell Bella to go to hell. lol

[yazmiona]

i read this and i thought it was HILARIOUS

by HILARIOUS

i mean HIILARIOUSLY BAD

i can't believe they won't be showing the amazing vampire c-section scene. in other words, that scene made me sick to my stomach.

[VanguardBeta]

How does Bella get pregnant if Edward has no blood. He wouldn't be able to, yknow...rise to the occasion.

[OfficialCass]

@VanguardBeta hahahaha, read the books -_-

[VanguardBeta]

@OfficialCass Apparently it's never covered in the books.

[Chell1246]

@VanguardBeta Stephenie Meyer said that his venom workss blood... or something. I "like" Twilight, but its storyline is horrific

[VanguardBeta]

@Chell1246 Ah that's pretty retarded. Fair enough.

[iNsane3101]

all i can say is (Y)

[plainpaperdeux]

100% accurate.

[LucidDivinity]

I liked the Twilight saga, but Breaking Dawn was just disturbing to me. Worst book in the series.

I have to say though, if you read the book, you will understand that the werewolf does NOT fall in love with the baby -.-

[floppydinosaur]

@vampirechix93 yeah and when she's 7 but looks 17 and jacob wants to fuck her, it'll be ok, because she LOOKS 17, right? ugh, no. breaking dawn is simply fucked up.

[lemonnne]

A C section isn't done on your vagina! It's when you take the baby out through cutting the stomach! That's why it's surgery! Jesus Christ.

[kayembers]

This film is going to be a car crash. Can't wait to see it! Really wish Pattinson hadn't signed up for it though. *fingers crossed his career survives*

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

I love it.

[14istheluckynumber]

thanks for making this, now i don't have to deal with explaining the plot to people and then having to convince them that YES A WEREWORLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A FUCKING BABY! i'll just send them this instead

[vivita126]

hahahahaha 

[kelath5555]

AWEREWOLFFALLSINLOVEWITHABABY!

This is AMAZING.

[BtoZproductions]

i remmber when some of my  friends who had read the book told me these things, thats exactly what i herd

[CutieLove298]

Lies.Okay Imprinting is ,like having a guardian or a big brother for you always or an agel who will g to ends of earth.she does not have projectile vomit.and this clip has taken the romace out of this book.she only realises a few days after she is pregnant.but she loved the half breed so much she did not care it could rip her out from the inside.at least the thing saidit would try not to hurt her as much .

[newportcitybeach]

they make it sound so stupid.

[w7100]

@newportcitybeach well that's because it is

[burlearth]

@newportcitybeach It is.

[01alexx]

@newportcitybeach That's cause it IS stupid.

[Ryokonokalo]

Edward GNAWS a bleeding fetus out his wife's SQUIRMING body as she's soaked in her own blood. What part of that is NOT fucked up to all these stupid Meyer-worshiping sheep?! And yes, I read the books, 5 years ago when there were barely 100 people at Meyer's book signing and this abomination of literature wasn't yet plaguing bookshelves...

[yazmiona]

@Ryokonokalo same here!

[BlackStalion116]

@Ryokonokalo

whatever, its still good art. It makes people mindfuck themselves

[CrystalDragon06]

First off lol he does not gnaw the baby out of her body. Carlisle has to remove the baby and considering that the baby is part vampire why would she not be bleeding alot.

[imjustacovergirl]

@CrystalDragon06 go read a book. carlisle wasn't even there. Edward delivers the baby.

[animals123ify]

@Ryokonokalo if ya hate it that much then why ya looking at this????

[floppydinosaur]

@Ryokonokalo yeah right... you read all the books when they were still obscure, eh? sure.

[maffew1234]

AWEREWOLFFALLSINLOVEWITHABABY!­!! :D

[sinshine1985]

Haha. I think by Breaking Dawn she new tweens would buy whatever it was if it said "Twilight" on the cover, so just had a laugh filling it with the most absurd bullshit she could think of.

[AkenanM]

Except that when imprinting happens on a child it's not romantic love, it's protective/guardian/parental love. Also, the baby doesn't bite Bella through breast feeding. I have no idea where that came from. The baby doesn't breast feed. This is still funny as hell though - and Breaking Dawn is my favorite book. So... :P

[tooflytif]

I have not read this book, but now I want to. Thanks.

[KirasNote22]

And this is why it cant be made into a movie...

If they actually did make it what the hell would they use!?

[xxxMissTwilighterxxx]

Breaking Dawn is the best book....:P

[tulipchic34]

So funny. What a crap plot. I read the book and thought it was the most stupid thing I had ever read. I liked the previous books but. I think the screen writers should just do their own thing. This is one book that I really wouldn't care if they made some dramatic changes with. Robert and Kristen better be careful. Their now red hot careers could go down in flames if they do this movie.

[davidmcaba]

Please tell me that this is not true. Is this the actual plot?

[maartinnee]

@davidmcaba yes, it actualy is lmao

[mmmmmvodka]

@davidmcaba A werewolf...falls in love...with a fucking baby!!!

[GraceAlone71]

@davidmcaba Yep it is. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this garbage.

[zeeroxify]

hhahhahhhahahahahah!!!

[urimaginaryfriend10]

Haha thank you!!!! Finally someone understands my anger! This book was shit and no I don't mean the shit as in good. I loved how Jacob went from fighting over Bella to falling in love with her fucking infant BABY! I'm gunna love to see twilightmoms explaining this movie to their kids

[amberanime]

@urimaginaryfriend10 Imprinting is not falling in love If you did read the book you would know. Imprinting means that you want to be for that person whatever that person needs a friend, protector ore a lover etc. At first Jacob obviously will be a friend and a protector and nothing more (as the end of book 4 confirms). I agree though that the books get way more attention than they desserve. They arent that great. (sorry for any typos, Im dyslexic)

[Lita64]

This is amazing! :D

[rhymez109]

Lmao

[Weist96]

HAHAHA lol BTW hilarious

[Nickynamo]

I laughed so hard! XD

[neonpeace88]

HAHAHAHA

[Halz1010]

I hadn't even thought how this would be on film. If they film the birth scene anything like the book then....yuck. Childbirth by teeth?!!?! ewwwwww

[BonkerzX3K]

"WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY!!"

XD

[Photoloverxo11]

i love that pandas makes an appearance! 

[zuzazla]

i can't wait to watch breaking dawn, it's gonna be worse than anything i've ever seen in my entire life

[k0smikblog]

@zuzazla that, you can count on. i read the part where she gives birth in a bookstore because i heard what would happen and i was just so surprised. i was like "the fuck?"

pretty much thats what this series should be called.

[queenzakiya91]

LMAO!!! this vampire shitness is just silly and plain stupid and you truly expressed that brilliantly

[vForVelvet]

LMFAO

[xBecky111]

Breaking Dawn is the shittiest book ever! All the way through it I was sat thinking "ok...wuuuuut?". I was sick in my mouth reading the part where she gives birth and the fight scene, you know the big one between the Vulturi and Edward &co, the one that has FOUR books building up to it? Not as much a fight than it is a 'gathering'. Biggest waste of time ever!

[WhoaKaela]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

[xScarlettRose]

The worst thing is that this actually happens, and this book is a "bestseller", and they're actually doing a movie about it.

[thatguyinpants]

I know it says in the title that "this actually happens in twilight" but that would just be ridiculous. It can't be true. Can it?

[XoXoGlamorousKay]

@thatguyinpants its true

i've read the books & thats actually what happens

yea what a waste of time