Minesweeper: The Movie! Translation by BU!

[fukkkyu]

聽說地雷不會炸死你，只會炸傷(斷手斷腳)，這樣就要花更多錢和­人力去醫療。

[22125373]

最後黃臉上帝出現是在幹嘛啊?



[azhuaiye420]

@22125373 請照著以下步驟:開始→所有程式→遊樂場→踩地雷　你就知道答案了



[kenryokanbara]

@22125373 中間上面的開始鍵就是黃臉上帝啦，贏了就戴上墨鏡XD(不過wi­n7版沒黃臉上帝了....)

[Hommy500]

最後依據中文翻譯是

有人想完傷心小棧嗎???

[qezcwxads791382465]

將軍:那個時鐘會一直計時直到變成999!!

大兵:那..到時候會怎樣

將軍:沒事

將軍:就只是你爛!!

以上快笑死我了

[Jericho1582]

@qezcwxads791382465  原文英文更是笑死了XD

[eggy10305]

結局是

改完傷心小棧....



[TheLastPalme]

Id watch it

[jay755688]

...我被那個黃臉嚇到

[shenamuro]

這殺洨 XD

[garu90711]

這個是超真實踩地雷啊!!!

啥時上映或上市?? 我想玩玩看 (噗!)

[extraymond]

這什麼鬼東西

[abandon44]

第一個一定不會是地雷!! 之前研究過 好像按下第一個區域之後才會決定所有地雷的點

[tmwolf100]

@abandon44

相信我 我被炸死過......

[sate52321]

@abandon44

相信我 我被炸死過......

[WiTeBoi]

"I'm here because I'm bored!"

"And don't you ever forget it!"

LMAO!!!

[coverkiller]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[MoonwalkerLai]

God help us all !! LOL

[kindvideo2]

What if we get an eight?

God help us all...

[j147589]

千萬要記住這一點

[focoket]

我來是因為我好無聊

[jack60773]

eXtreme!!

[tofumatrix]

good good

[FAKLUMOFAT]

Everytime you lose the game, a minesweeper dies.

Play minesweeper with responsibility!

[2006genesis]

great~~~~~

[ljb6662002]

硬膠膠

[MusicAndFunJames]

i just played minesweeper after watching this!!! =3

[megamanxtc]

I love Minesweeper!

[skysleep]

why are you here,soldier!

I'm here cause I'm boring.

XD

[Asniperheadshot]

this should be a traing vid for biggeners

[Asniperheadshot]

this should be a teaching video for biggeners that want to play minesweep

[pv5454]

this video makes me wanna play minesweeper now lol

[tik20032004]

it this a real film??

[oohan101]

hahahah lol

[sesenke]

It's never the first one?

---- It's always the first one lol

[abcabcabc5000]

In real Minesweeper, the mines must not be the 1st one you press, because there's a programming, if the first box you press is a mine, that mine will automactically relocated.

[medicalwei]

But if you use "continue" in Windows 7 (or Vista?) version Mineswapper, you'll begin with the the map you've failed last time.

[threatprod]

HAHAHA

[xMattB]

LOL

[cshslacrosse7]

THIS IS HALARIOUS

[omaz1690]

Why are you here!!!

Because I'm bored!!

Awesome vid. One of the best I've seen so far.

[bennieman13]

That is awesome!!!!

[Microsoftultimatefan]

Is this a joke?

[GameBuster43]

Get me Steven Spielburg on the phone!

[247custard]

oh dear

[WEI19921030]

低能...

[afroNile]

isnt this made by college humar

[lagolagos]

lol @ the yellow faced guy

[xxHESExx]

my grandma would smash these fckers

[poiuytrewq1213]

"nothing .... you just suck!"

[cyandic]

windows的踩地雷

[extremecubist]

soooooooooo cool i love minesweeper

and i guess i suck coz its been at 999 b4 :(

[AngusCNH]

i love the word "nothing .... you just suck!" XD

[cenlo5]

笑死我啦~!

nothing....you just suck!!

哈哈哈~!

[hax0Rzz]

LOL IM HERE COZ IM BORED

[kennyboys]

who makes it?

[elkbeard]

collegehumor

[kungfuCHN]

幾搞笑囖~系個掃雷遊戲？

[kevin511642]

it`s a mine.

[hurryporter]

Is this real movie...

or just a joke?

[aabb177]

哈哈哈

好看

[137985213]

超經典!

很爆笑的拉XD

[darthturtle2]

GREAT translation!

[cklam81]

真的有这部电影的吗？

[kevin05052]

of course not

It's just for fun

[andyubird]

Nothing. You just SUCK!

I like this one!!!!

They forgot the cheating of when you press

xyzzy

put your mouse on a block with mine and look

at the upper left corner You'll see a White dot(very very small....)

I wanna see this movie!!!!

[AirDJing]

I like this scene 'Nothing! You just suck!'

[SlovakGrimReaper]

id see that movie

[Lilbobbybee]

Brilliant!

It Made me laff so much the 1st time i watched it

"i can see his face, even when i shut my eyes i can see it"

Well done to the makers!!

[oAnderso]

Great

[TomBrooklyn]

Several good jokes. 4Stars.

[205645240]

向啱啱喺hkgolden炸死既人致敬

[lovingmonkay]

I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE

[Lilbobbybee]

Im here because im BOREDDDD!!

This is one of the funniest things ive eva seen on youtube!!..You guys even got the lil yello man thingy!!...Im off to play minesweeper now...

Much lovee...[x]

[tommyinb]

哈哈, 真的超好笑

[player23hk]

nothing, you just suck

LOL

[Simorga]

my best record is 204 seconds(hardest)

it's not so bad, is it?

[afischer68]

.......now i feel like playing mindweeper.....

[wlr0209]

Ha Ha it is really funny

[junoke3]

excellente la vidéo ^_^

[zotob08]

哈，很夸張啊......囧rz......

[superzero0]

最後一句沒翻到的話

他口中的"Hearts"

其實是指Windows裡的另一款小遊戲:"Hearts"

也就是"傷心小棧"啦

另外囉唆說明一下

有個大兵在夢中揮之不去的傢伙

就是暗指踩地雷遊戲畫面中的那個黃色的臉

一旦在遊戲途中踩到地雷,他就會變成x_x的臉

而如果成功找出所有地雷,他就會電成戴上墨鏡的臉

[roninleong]

@superzero0 不是Hard吗？

[StratSk8]

郭bu翻譯版!

真的好笑也真的閒著沒事

所以就翻了....

有錯誤請糾正!!

玩過踩地雷會比較嗨!XD (雖然我不是很會玩

[HACKHSNJ]

哈哈哈~笑死了

"现在,我们用猜的！"

[danceprofessor92]

郭bu翻譯版!

真的好笑也真的閒著沒事

所以就翻了....

有錯誤請糾正!!

玩過踩地雷會比較嗨!XD (雖然我不是很會玩

[foreverwwe]

最後面有一句話沒翻到耶！［指］

幫你翻？

「有沒有人要玩『心臟病』的阿？」

「阿！呃！！(喵的，又是我？！)」

ＫＵＳＯ王道阿阿阿阿阿阿＝ˇ＝

囧

[Flakk065]

lol

[nicehandsfeet11]

☺☻

[nicehandsfeet11]

???"?????"?? ?????1

[spartanpooper]

i domnt know either....

[skykid183]

這影片真是太屌了

哈哈哈

[silentrest]

哈哈哈

真有趣

太強了

[ytabc0102]

哈哈哈 超有創意

[habodaha]

哈哈哈哈哈哈

實在是太驚心動魄了

[kitsunesaru]

感謝翻譯~辛苦囉^^

[wayneplayer]

很歡樂 .. (拇指)

[zaft00334]

那個黃臉男好經典XD

[YenSeaman]

有一句應該是

"那看到8是什麼意思？"

"就是上帝眷顧我們..."

[ddkuo]

不太對吧

 ddkuo

[stephankwok1986]

"God helps us all"

的解釋給YenSeaman說對了

實際上

如果數字是8的話，那不用猜也知道全部八格都是地雷。

[ddkuo]

我知道他原本的意思,

但是我是以內容的流暢性和當時的氣氛合適度來翻的!

因為在裡面, 有地雷是一件恐怖的事情, 是會死人的!

"Careful! There are mines under there!"

我原本是不太想回應的呵呵, 就是怕有爭論!

不過多謝指教! ddkuo

[ddkuo]

再者, 提供給YenSeaman作參考

Then God help us all...

這句話不太具有"上帝眷顧我們" 的關聯性喔

應該比較類似碰到危難的用法! :)

譬如赤色風暴

Hunter: "If I'm wrong, then we're at war; God help us all."

應該不會是 "要是我錯了,那我們就要打(核)戰了, 真是上帝眷顧我們!"

ddkuo

[pushReporter]

God Help Us All

(到那時候...) "就只能聽天由命了"

[BUGBUSTERss]

@YenSeaman 如果是8 那就是说 在那一个格子一圈都是雷， emem 所以就只能看上帝的了 hehe.

[james1191991]

有笑到XD

[wayne30349]

哈哈 好猛喔

[feanaro1984]

就用猜的吧...

[biosetsuna]

炸了XD 超讚

[annwww]

is it real film or not..

[lordrichtu]

of course it's not real...it's a parody.

[mrweng1999]

好刺激，國軍 Online 有打算採用嗎 xd

[yellowbird54]

超好笑的 讚

[CaltechJPL]

ha

so idiot

[sutoraa9]

GOOD

[kopk888]

i want to see...

[cstonyy]

超搞笑的!!!

期待續作阿

[cfliao]

"Why are you really here?"

"I want to make this land safe!"

"Why are you here soldier!?"

"I am here because I am bored!!"

"Don't you ever forget that..."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[gasgoose]

超超超讚的啦!!!!

[cfliao]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[131071452]

damn good!

[singpksm]

高登討論區

[cbjane]

funny!!!!!!

[diulamor]

Great video! XD

[web80302]

u suck這句好笑XD

[g1208g]

I like it!

[umeilu]

haha

就只是你爛這句很好笑

[cire701010]

Great!!

[neo259939]

很白爛~~不過很好笑

[maureentw]

cool...

[Orfina7]

Bravo! XD

[Banchi]

roflmao...nice vid lol

[gan0nia]

That's so idiot

[Daxheaven]

Anybody want to play hearts?

我笑了XDD

[mingray]

太棒了XD

it's so fxxxing great!!

[ken75113]

哈哈哈

[OhHIyoPaNg]

靠這太酷了

[FuzzyChang]

awesome

[Shiaobin]

ＸＤＤＤ

[refulga]

yeah you really got it

[b93502126]

xddddd

[Zakk0414]

msn全系列遊戲都拍個電影應該很帥 XD

[aninya]

ha ha it's so funny. i like it.

＊*＊ˋ( ￣▽￣)ˊ＊*＊

[xaocan]

owns!