Flying Cow Turd.

[m0m0ftw]

Press 5 for FLuffee getting ready for a blowjob!

[SPSguy836]

Poor guy

[ellisxkisameyaoi9]

can you please say keith =D

[BaalIsHere]

I bet that cow was like BOOM HEADSHOT!

[MetalFalken]

Cow shit has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in hell !! budda duhh daa, budda dahh da, budda duh da, budda duh da da.

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@MetalFalken you overdid it there but i like the song so i thumsd it up anyway

[ImTotallyDrawn]

my friends dads paralyzed

[ARandomStranger88]

I got kick by a cow....hmm......

[peircethehedgehog123]

right when you said "you", a turd fell on my tongue

[spike3346]

Seriously!?



[Fluffeetalks27]

New species Turdow.Able to fly and walk but will sink in water.

[alaahdino]

It came from the sky its holyshit

[Sheoldred1]

The cow's shit is: HOLY SHIT~

[abcdefghijklmno27315]

it is holy shit

[geels2484]

cow poop is now a liscenced weapon.... if there is a terrorist attack for example, they'ed call in the air force and say get out the big shit! and they'ed paralyze those ####ed up terrorists and make their death sufferable and nasty!

[tjb2k8]

what i dont understand is if he got paralyzed from the neck down how did he call or get help ? ? ?

[Monicablahh]

haha " i bet his last words were... ... ... oh shit." LMAO XD "seriously, really.. seriously?" XD hahahahaha XD oh man XD

[TudorPangal]

I bet you the cow had, like, 200 200 vision, saw the man hiking, and was all like

"OPEN WIDE!!!!"

[1208kinslee]

hahaha fluffee rocks!!!!!!!!!! Hes awesome

[jnurchick44]

HAHAHAHAH

[tbag403]

person: what happend

crip: ummm ive been shit on LITERAY

person: bs -walks away-

[Musiclyynclined]

if i saw this i would be like flying turd flying turd

[grimsreep]

Stranger:wut happened to you?

Crippled:lets just say shit happened

Stranger:ok?(turns and walks away)

[WilltheAggie12]

In soviet russia, cow shit step in you!

[blazingangel908]

LOL just.....LOL fluffee



[suckmypetfishy]

hey man shit happpens

[Ch3k0v]

how the FUCK did cow shit paralyze someone? I guess the guy was unlucky enough to accidentally swallow some and it fucked him up once it got into his system.

[IGotAPagina]

@Ch3k0v Cow shit weighs like 5 pounds i think, that would fucking kill

[Ch3k0v]

@IGotAPagina holy crap. pun totally intended.

[maxaslagolis]

wouldn't holly shot had been funnier?its shit from the sky?

[Zoopyjoe]

PPPPOOOOPPP BOOOMMMBBB.. or shit-o-shima

[D3m0n1cPh03n1x]

how???? i mean that cows shit mustive had some seriers speed to parlize him or the cow didnt chew his food

[badger042006]

i can just amagin lol 

[yomamasofat1000]

i guess thats *puts on glasses*

really shitty.

[JoseTheRed1]

@yomamasofat1000 NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Crunchie5566]

@yomamasofat1000 omg lmaoooooooo

[psycoclown333]

i think thats the funnest shit that needs to be on a shirt i'm gonna cast paraliztion on u in the form of a cow turd plz put this on a shirt man

[harmonylover90]

Did the guy try and sue or something? The people who air lifted the cow were the ones at fault, wouldn't you say?

[FrozenWaffl3z]

@harmonylover90 thts wut i wuz wondering some of his storys sound super fake!

[blsmith1299]

i laghed so hard my tooth fell out

[Jay11792]

LMAO CAST PARALYZATION

[kxrida4717]

how high are you? holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brokenfoodmaster]

@montagemayhem555:  really? pokemon?

[montagemayhem555]

Wild murderer uses dig

What will God do?

=> [Thunder Wave] [Thunderbolt] [Earthquake] [Surf]

God uses Thunder Wave

Murderer is paralyzed and may be unable to move

[steve110897]

@montagemayhem555 way to much spare time bro

[kenzie44445555]

145 people got hit with flying cow turds :(

[kaokinx400]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[XxLeyanxX1]

Lol He should say Holy Cow! xD

[skullbash52]

His last words should have been PIE

[meglizzie2000]

so...the cow wasn't in the plane?

[loveislikeclockwork]

his last words should have been holy shit xD

[MirandaGarza00]

oh shit not agin lol

[ASharkWithALaser]

@XNeverShoutNeverX55 The cow shit gains some intense speed.

[DolphinVet33]

instint karma like the dear

[johnjohns65]

"I'm gonna cast paralyzation on you.....in the form of a flying cow turd."

[MrGeNaMen]

SUE SUE SUE

[MrNick10123]

lady gaga is next karma wise.i wont forget what she has done to me.....oh the bad romance nightmares!!!!!1

[9kickbutt]

that cow

must be really really high in the air to parolyze a guy

[AR1597]

That just gada suk mabe he should get a rabit foot necklace then it wont get him .......again???...... :D

[XNeverShoutNeverX55]

how the hell is cow shit that heavy were it paralyzes a guy????

[Sirpackerfan8812]

happend to me last week

[ToryElyseDoll]

this vlog is bad for my responsibility. i see one video, i watch through the begining of time...

[howtoletsplayccrs]

I feel really sorry for that guy who got hit by the flying cow turd.

[xXdeathnuggleXx]

lol ''oh shit'' literlly!

[toboface]

145 people got paralyzed by flying cow shit.



[hyoushie]

I bet the cow shit itself because it was scared shitless.

[twistedanime1]

I guess he had a

*puts on sunglasses*

shitty day

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[SufferWithPride]

@twistedanime1 lol WTF?! XD

[CreeperSlayerCraft]

@twistedanime1 LOL NICE ONE

[lulu6191]

Birdy birdy in the sky, why'd you shit in my eye, it didn't hurt I didn't cry but thank the lord that cows can't fly. Oh wait. They can.

[2831244]

dude, that would suck



[joetips]

looks like he had a shit day :3

[nerfmonster222]

where do u get this stuff

[alphasaskue1202]

not even 1 second in and laughing XD XD XD XD XD XD OH CRAP ITS A CHOCOLATE BAR

[CoryandAmandashow]

God...What God?

[XFlamingTacosX]

Haha I love the un-known corny pun when he said "Oh CRAP" XD

[shawtygirlx]

Me+My friend Are Attacking your viedos Right Now...We LOVE Them :D<3

[shawtygirlx]

I 'm Actually InLove with fluffee :D!

[jeffs43]

how stoned is fluffee?!

[thewakeupyou]

you must read this. once you have started there is no turning. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy

[HEROIKE315]

@thewakeupyou do you really belive this crap?

[justkilin123]

@thewakeupyou id hump her



[StyledGames]

KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[773bryanna]

how can a piece of shit paralize you? im so confused

[corbinbleu77]

God sent out Flying Cow!

Cow used Paralyzation Turd!

It's super effective!

Hiker ____ couldn't move!

Hiker whited out!

[CoolBean988]

This is the reason why crime does not pay.....Look out criminals......HERE COMES KARMA!

[SteamAgeAngel]

does anyone know where to find the original article for this???

[tellietubbie09]

how was the cow flyin??

[xPetrifiedCries]

@tellietubbie09 It was being airlifted and took a crap in the sky

[tellietubbie09]

@xPetrifiedCries thats so sad but hilarious!

[xPetrifiedCries]

@tellietubbie09 I KNOW xDDDD

[tellietubbie09]

@xPetrifiedCries lol :)

[alicerules82]

Awww so sad

[The123worm]

Sad

[kashgirl1999]

Freakin sweet... 'oh shit... Not again!' LOL

[maddorsey1]

thumbs up if you knew he was ganna say oh shit at 1:05-1:12

[fanmail90]

free rewind button!!! 0:00 everyone's welcome :D

[fanmail90]

pause at 0:08

[PIE9850]

@fanmail90 pause and unpause a press 5 and hold

[lovelysagebo13]

lol

[OneBigAnimeFan]

maybe he liked it... kuz he was really into german animal porn.... yeak :(

[youisa1]

hah

[lukassnakeman]

cow turds are pretty much diarrhea, so unless it was frozen solid it shouldve just splattered him and all he would need is a shower

[Kcaven1]

funny has hell

[cjsworld9000]

why were they airlifting a cow in the FIRST PLACE. what possible reason could they have to bring a cow airborne 2 miles above the ground!

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

its raining cow turds!

[Nicholasdude187]

Wow that must of hurt shitloads. They airlift cows pretty high into the air. Why dont they just put a bucket under there asshole?

[Becky2015]

FLuffee seems very calm and quite in this video ..... just something i noticed

[seabassmonster]

@Becky2015 yep. marijuana is a hell of a drug...containing plant

[mssassygurl1]

ha ha ha yum jk poor guy

[zablogful]

@divinedonky Dude, u hace no life. right, there are at least 10 ghost girls and 3 death horses running after me

[zablogful]

@divinedonky Dude, ure not the only one posting those kind of comments. im supoosed to be killed by a least 3 ghost killer girls and and the death itself 5 times , and im not dead,no, i killed all of them!

[paramorevampire1996]

that is just too werid . . . wow XD

[nico3dog]

Kasumi, isn't that forest gump?

[killerwave1234]

this is how you get the highest rated comment: Justin beiber is gay

[ppppwepp]

u stoned bro?

[xXDarthBob25Xx]

Or it culd happen to you!

[ctfisfun]

i bet it was karma....hikers are dicks

[kasumi421]

As things goes with life...shit happens.

[patpays]

who air lifts a cow

[kingofhell121]

how,how does a cat shit,a tiny cat shit cause paralyzation from the neck down?

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@kingofhell121 The hell are you talking about? it is a COW shit. not a CAT shit.

:p And cows shit really big :o

[EdwardisthebestTeam]

I started cracking up laughing by just looking at the title!! :D

[sukira21]

How can you get paralyzed from getting hit by falling cow shit?

[TsudereManga]

@sukira21 i guess u didnt read my comment below urs, cuz i explained y it was possible

[viking977]

god: ok godly powers, bestow paralyzation an this asshole- WTF? thats not what i meant!

[TsudereManga]

so no one will ask how it is possible: it paralyzed him b/c the momentum the turd got from falling from that high, sumthing falling with great momentum can even kill a person, even a penny

[GodsFaithfulChild]

y was the cow being air lifted anyway??

[xbooger1x]

@GodsFaithfulChild it was on state property

[mrmonkey6789]

OMG I LOVE FLUFFY "AWW SHIT"

[itschester]

4990 ths like

[disguy67]

oh shit!

[shaaktibob8557]

That cow mustve eaten like, rocks or something really heavy to paralyze a man with it's shit! I don't care how high up this cow was, shit can't paralyze a man! Or maybe it can?

[TsudereManga]

@shaaktibob8557 it paralyzed him b/c the momentum the turd got from falling from that high, sumthing falling with great momentum can even kill a person, even a penny

[77sockmonkey]

i love how he talks!!!

[wiyldchris38]

Carma, in the form of a brown smelly pie in the sky...

[tylerb811sixx]

lol  2:10

[tylerb811sixx]

again!?!? wtf

[milkshakeble]

What did that cow hve for breakfast!!

[AlexAlexMad]

how is that even possible?

[Evanescence1300]

i don't want to be paralyzed by shit

[OmgzImEllie]

@crosseyedflea LOL. Your comment just made me piss myself. xD.

[EdwardElric20000]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[princessvaleriemarie]

Ohhh Shit Not Again

[princessvaleriemarie]

Ohhh Shit....splis

[princessvaleriemarie]

Man:A Cow just shit on me

Woman:No way 

[plzakman]

a crap paralized me >:(

[deuc3iswild]

"If god really exist, may a flying cow turd fall from the sky and paralyze me!"

[maniacalsnowball]

WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE!!!!!

[yomamasofat1000]

@maniacalsnowball

If it's falling from the sky, he probably didn't see it.

[cowfluf7]

omg second highest rated comment mine is 72 thumbs up wtf! sorry almost no one usually thumbs me up.

[cowfluf7]

omg second highest rated comment mine is 72 thumbs up wtf!

[SibleyAndrew]

damn. musta been a hard ass turd!

[madybro007]

ewwww. its a bird its a plane no its super cow turd!

[kingretard100]

its a bird its a plane no its a shit lol

[EmeraldYuna123]

you sound like your advertising cow turd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it s just your voice seems really calm 0.o

[huevoman222]

fear the turd

[TheSavvycat]

142 people had a cow turd fall on them FLuffee u RUL!!!!!!!

[MrPogo205]

Lolz You Cant Say Karma Dosnt have a sense of humor cause if That Kinda Shit Happends, there is no explanation other then that!!

[libbygail2]

I bet that karma was it!!

[oreoiscute100]

damn it nature what the shit iz wrong witch you

-Looks up-

oh shit...

[hikkid99]

Your funny as hell

[newmeCourtney]

i wanna know how the hell shit can paralyze somebody... that's gotta be some pretty bad shit. 

[killerbot101]

@newmeCourtney i wanna know how a cow can poo in the air...

[newmeCourtney]

@killerbot101

well i guess... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. no matter where you are... O_-

*shudders* >_<

[iluvjosh11697]

@killerbot101 thats funny n i do wonder

[killerbot101]

@killerbot101 well... if this cow denied the laws of physics and did this.... i now want to know wtf did this guy do to make even nature break some rules!

[Unleashthebeastable]

how does shit paralyze you from your neck to your legs ...... i mean it's not like some metal very hard object and what,did that shit fell from the cosmos,it had to fly down with some fuckinggg speed to do that kind of damage to a person :? i could be wrong,but i just don't get it in any way :X

[blattermaster]

it would be funny if he said "flying crap" when he saw it hahahahahahahahaha

[Redemptionlikeabitch]

birdy, birdy in the sky did a poopy in my eye. i didnt yell i didnt cry but thank god cows dont fly........apparently they need to change this poem

[toshiro4721]

that's death... he just didn't feel like killin him :D

[cowfluf7]

thumbs up if you knew fluffee was going to say before it fell "oh shit..."

[aris1987kakioussis]

@cowfluf7 stop ruining the vid

[cowfluf7]

@aris1987kakioussis sorry i posted that a while ago before i knew people got irritated by it... sorry

[TheSpln]

thumbs up 4 karma

[XxXDevilCatXxX]

How the HELL do you get paralyzed from that??