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  • cool

  • JON LOVITZ WILL PLAY PENGIN! SEE DETAILS! NO BS!  youtube.com/watch?v=XRvga8VejT­E

  • Jedi mind trick haha I get it...

  • Who else thinks that the Master needs to start challenging the gods at video games again?

  • The Master's Challenge is glorious.

  • LMAO they hatin'

  • @xValerieAnnex they try to catch me Raiden dirtayyyyy

  • Who else looked up turtle penis instantly?

  • blast from the past. when i was subscribed to machinima before they went overboard with the call of duty vids.

  • The Master's Challenge!!!!!!!!

  • that harley qwiin chick was nice

  • Matt, where's the gauntlet?

  • this guy sucks

  • Dear Master, please make more commentaries on games, they were awesome, now you just cover cons' P.S Make your own channel so i don't have to spend the good of an hour searching more videos of yours

  • god there hasnt been a proper masters challenge in ages =/

  • Damn this foo is fucking retarded .... Who's bright idea was it to send that idiot

  • Where's his armoured glove?

  • I looked up turtle penis. I regret it.

  • well whenever theres cosplays theres chicks

  • Can someone tell me the song in the commercial for gamescom in the end of this vid pls...

  • Thumbs up if you searched "turtle penis" after he said not to look it up.

  • omfg. i hate the reporter.!! i WANT to enjoy the event coverage - but it's ruined by bad humor.!

  • 2:48 Challenge Accepted..

  • Can i go to the nether?

  • he sounds like BORAT! lol

  • this guy sounds like "phantom of the office"

  • whats the song at 3:11 onwards?

  • The dude on the mic is incredibly not funny.. wtf o.o

  • Where is your glove Master?

  • I just had to fucking look it up...

  • 25 people looked up turtle penis....

  • The master IS and ALWAYS will be the most awesome fictitious persona ever put on by a person.

    In other words, OMGWTFBB FINALLY A NEW MASTER VIDEO!!!1!

  • G4 channel had a Ms marvel cosplayer get her butt pinched by a G4 floor reporter earlier [both hot] she said her butt was real soft. It was amazing

  • um, how the fuck did i get here

    

  • Too bad the host is incapable of talking to people. Stop wasting Comic-Con space and send me there to interview people like a boss. Fire the clone in this video.

  • @OoogieBoogie You are obviously retarded. 'nuff said.

  • Harley Quinn is HOT!!!

  • thumbs up if you googled a turtle penis and then threw up!

  • this guy wants to be toby turner

  • @minispecs123 he has been doin this since 2008 retard you could say toby is copying him!

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  • omg matt is so funny

  • what the hell happened to this series damn

  • star wars sucks ass

  • Yay, The Master's Challenge is back!

  • 1:21

    A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!!

  • @th3c00p3rd1t you just make my day

  • Looked up turtle penis.

    Imma sad now.

  • The voice is not the only thing that's silly and stupid. Machinima is one of many that has the worst videos I've ever seen. FAIL

  • US MSP Giveaway!!! xbl codes free4u .tk

  • Machini

  • CHECK IF--> /watch?v=6z1VzafRCLY :)

    SORRY FOR THE SPAM BUT I WONTED TO GET THIS OUT THERE, hope you enjoy

  • The Master is back!!!

  • we dont do sex, we play sex

  • JUST CHECK IF OUT--> /watch?v=6z1VzafRCLY :)

  • Leia! You are my only hope *kneels*

    Marry me!

    P.S. I'm not Darth Vader or luke skywalker,

    It's Darkmoustache *twiddles*

  • Well... I searched up "Turtle Penis" and now the image is ingraved in my head...

  • Too short make them longer like old times

  • BRING BACK MASTER!!!

  • GAMESCOM MUSIC, FUCK YEA

  • OMG MASTERS CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A hero returned.

  • God i missed this

  • Fun fact: The man in the chair at 0:45 (center of screen) is Odin, stolen from the album art for the album Odin by the band wizard (great album btw :P).

    But in all seriousness the artist could sue Machinima :/

  • masters challenge is back? :D

  • NIce to see matth back!

  • I dont get what do comics have to do with video games :/

  • @Powderfist comic con should just be called multimedia con nowadays

  • Omg I completely forgot about the masters challenge series

  • he was right about the "dont look up turtle penis"... that shit comes from outerspace...

  • Needs moar Master!

  • princess leia looks very cute...

  • whats the song at the end?

  • hothothothothot

  • /watch?v=hSWyDqW4bNk

  • i really wish i didnt look up turtle penis. oh my god.

  • Holy fucking shit! It just hit me!

    Two Best Friends Play: at Comic Con!

  • I looked up turtle penis, my life will never be the same again :S

  • doesn't he usually have a metalish arm?

  • fake and gay

    

  • wow... guild wars 2 is getting bigger ... germany is hosting a game con... omfg

  • These companies who send people to these events need to send new ones. The ones they are sending are to creepy and borderline on perverted, perhaps pedophile-like.

  • I LIKE TURTLES... penis 

  • WHERE IS YOU'RE GLOVE?

  • GIVEAWAY!!!>> /watch?v=jwG_H9cgCjs

  • MORE OF THE MASTAA

  • "...I'm not a chick-" "Neither am I." "Oh..."

  • Who googled a turtle's penis?

  • needs moar catgirls.

  • wow that woman was a bitch

  • Man it was SO awkward when that woman told him that girl was underage, but what did that girl expect, she's a fuckin' boothbabe!

  • dammit i looked up turtle penis.

  • Ecto cooler was green doh!! if your gonna make up a story at least get the details straight

  • 2:15 you can see her tits

  • "She's underage, don't talk to her about that stuff, please." What a bitch. It was a little crude humor. Like blondie hasn't had a handful of schlongs already.

  • Wtf where are the hot nerd girls at

  • YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

  • well who looked up turtle penis 

  • O_O too short for masters challenge

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  • thumbs up who looked up turtle penis after watching this!

  • youtube.com/user/motherboardso­rg

    Go to this channel and rape the subscribe button :)

  • She's underage lol

  • Leia...! <3.<3

  • I looked up "turtle penis" and am not scarred :(

  • Way to make and underage girl at Comic-Con feel uncomforitable by talking about duck genitalia man.

  • this guy is not funny at all

  • "She's underage, don't talk to her about that please."

    As heartless as this may sound, if she's old enough to have tits, she probably knows what sex is, and more than likely, what it feels like. A turtle's genitalia as part of a joke is the least of anyone's worries.

  • God, get the stick out of your ass bitch and take a joke. Anyone with me?

  • I didn't google Turtle Penis

  • that leia was really cute

  • @xVeZx she had horrible nose

  • 2:05

    

  • What is the music playing for the Gamescon thing?

    I want to know. D:

  • @Jamien44 some shitty dub step crap

  • Yes! Finally he's back.

  • That Harley cosplay chick was hot

  • MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRR­RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • masters back?

    FUCK YEAH BIATCHES!!!

  • Yes it's back!

  • I wish the girl that walks in behind princess Leia on her first interview would have walked in backwards.... the ass would have been amazing.

  • a what penis? lol

  • @yelton7 turtle penis i suggest you look it up its.......weird looking

  • god damn i have this undescribable urge to look up turtle penis....

  • Did you see those boobs?

  • THE MASTER RETURNS TO COMIC-CON!!!

  • Was there a guy at the end of the vid sitting on the floor next to his wheelchair?

  • I fucking love this guy and now he is back!!!!!

    :D

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  • So does this mean the master is back??? or is this just a special until Comic-Con 2012???

  • did that Harly just say she was a dude?!

  • @Eso8911 yup 

  • YES THE MASTER IS BACK!!!

  • Who looked up turtle penis? C'mon. Admit it. Ya sickos.

  • I got chills all over when the masters intro played again in almost 5 months!! :O

  • Gotta love Matt :P

  • wow im surprised that the top comments arent "thumbs up if you looked up turtle penis LOLMAROFLKTHXBAI"

  • HarlyTits

  • anyone else look up turtle penis?

  • Turtle Penis hmmm

  • YAY ITS BACK!

  • song at the end? O.o

  • Thank god, a NOT overweight princess Leia.

  • hmmmm. patty cake patty cake...

  • Well, this year he wasnt that of a dick

  • the intro is so awesome

  • OMFG DO NOT SEARCH TURTLE PENIS

  • @RudeWARRIOR83 uuuhhhh......is it that bad?

  • @MoTherfucKerPsYcho nah, its just weird

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  • Yeah, I've been to gamescom.

    I didn't understand SHIT because they were too lazy to speak english...

  • THE MASTER!!!

  • Soooo, who looked up "Turtle Penis" after this?

  • The chicks that dress up (excluding those working @the event) must be dying to get laid...if any of the guys there had a set theyd be swimming in pussy lol

  • @729Drew

    Agreed....

  • this would be so much better without the stupid, not funny voice.

  • Hey, the Master is THE MASTER CHIEF!

  • I wonder whos TheCecchi12 bitches?

  • 1: Where is the Master Glove?

    2: Moar Masters challange gaemplay

    3: Repeat 2 over and over!

    4: Can i has hug?

  • i missed the master's challenges so much!

  • Yea boo fuckin Whoo i like comic con and nerd stuff, go fuck yourself i do what i want go back to playin your sports and getting high and drunk while wasting all your money.

  • hes trying to be like tobuscus

  • @david2347 this guy has been around way longer than tobuscus

  • @jmlrugby11 But he could've picked up the voice from tobuscus