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  • Look I've got a door- several as a matter of fact! But I believe that you're a door pedophile! All of your doors seem to be under 15 years old. You were blatantly molesting that last white door! It was brand new! I'm reporting you to Dateline I'm sure they'll be very interested in this juicy story since they hell bent on proving everyone in America is a child molester.

  • prophescies dot org?? pfft! hahahaha

    another concpiracey fanatic? ot just a christian?? ghaha

  • lol

  • wow you rule bro

  • the doors rock!!!

  • wow... that was relavent to my comment... Or do you just enjoy envisioning those kinds of things?

  • Not sure if your familiar with Dane Cook or not... but I think compulsive door thief is one step beyond door kicker, and I actually think you're a few steps beyond compulsive door thief... like the fact that there is certainly premeditation in your escapades... Interesting video though man.

  • Y'know, this was a cute premise, and you went to a lot of trouble in making the vid, but it's just not that funny. I'm sorry, because I really tried to look for teh funny...but it wasn't there.

  • Why are they making fun of objectophilia? Its a serious thing not to be made fun of it!

  • happened to me once

  • i loved it very creative

  • "You know, I haven't got long to live. But the way I look at it everybody needs a front door so you can feel protected. And I sure would like to know what happened to mine. I wonder what happened to it. I'm sure there was one their last night and I locked it."

    Who's the actor?

  • Perhaps a bit long. Otherwise not bad.

  • self perpetuating job security

  • That's what I like about YouTube. You get to see so many creative/weird people.

  • I love it!

  • 'What are you looking at? you're gonna steal my doors aren't you?'

  • come on, you're lost (fucked up + lost that is;-)

  • Nice...I was hoping you'd work in a bit about the rock band Doors.

  • lol exalted338, your name explains it all. you can't even spell exhalted. if you were smart, you'd know that so called "advanced white" civilizations such as the greeks and romans went to africa and asia to learn. you're retarded, the end.

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  • genius!

  • Pretty funny and original, good stuff.

  • hahahaha

  • What award could this film have possibly won?

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  • Jesus this odd...but check out Big E and Miles...thats werider...

  • wow hilarious!

  • wat tha

  • is the ol man in overalls the same guy who worked at the store in cabin fever ?

  • Yes it is. The actor's name is Robert Harris.

  • i really liked this. it was creative.

  • This is pretty good, check out "THE ROCK SHOW MOVIE TRAILER".

  • this video sucks

    way to long

    terrible actor

    and come on

  • Way too long... became boring... music was a good choice but the length of the movie ruined it imo.

  • yea that is true and wat is funny bout a door thief?

  • I liked it, but it was a bit long

  • could this music be any more fucking annoying i made it to 2;09

  • great look to your video very clear please add a coment to mine!

  • Pop's a door to door salesman,he sells doorbells door to door.

    He used to sell dumbbells but the samples made his back sore.

    Pop sells well,his bank account swells,now with rich folks he belongs.

    He's got fame and a new knickname...THE DONALD TRUMP OF DINGDONGS!!!!!!!!!!ha.

  • Merely demonstrates the ability to come up with, and shoot something that is, at best, average. Not all that funny, and way too long. If you can't shoot something that really hits you, and leaves a lasting impression why bother? I'd say it's a failure all the way.

  • The whole thing drags on,it is above averagely awful,I the good dam carpenter bored stewpid by the very thing i have the greatest expertise in ,I should be glued to this,cascomite preferably,doesnt leave a mark,stop ruining other peoples enjoyment

  • That panelled door in the scene where the guy collects his paper is an internal door as is obvious by the handle ,also its wider than the opening,I could go on but i have to hang some doors rather than bad movie techniques,never fake as it make bad for me to have to break it to you later on after the shame pain has been drunk.EOaKLEY(E UGLY)A donkeys appendage is a compliment not an insult,come over my place and tell me some insult ,maybe I will like it

  • Nomater how much you polish a turd its still a turd!

    The script?

  • do you thinks the most difficult job is selling doors, door to door

  • crazy video!

    check me out...

    youtube/doublechins3892

    thanks

    justin

  • I'll never treat doors the same way again!

  • hmm, kinda funny....

    but it didn't blow me away or anything.

    i was expecting a good ending...

    well whatev. nice attempt

  • eoakley is correct. if this were a documentary it would rule uncontrollably. but as fiction, its gayer than baby socks.

  • This shit sucks donkey dick.

  • If you don't blow your own trumpet, who will eh?

  • Got milk?

  • What a bag of crap...lame...shitty writing...shitty acting...just plain SHITTY!!!!!!!!

  • whoo boy that guy is such a geek i was laughing my head off this video is brilliant

  • Keep the videos coming!

  • don't call me 'you'; is that your girlfriend on the horse?

    I like flowers.

    cheers.

    from,

    del-boy.

    p.s.

    come to London and 'see arts and crafts'

  • dfg

  • sss

  • interesting!

  • Hello

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    please make a video response (in quicktime) and send it to:

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    how has you tube changed:

    -the amount of time you spend on the computer

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    -how has it changed the way you get your information?

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  • XD @ the cowgirl.

    "I'LL BLOW HIS DAMN BALLS OFF." LOLOL

  • lol i love it when he unscrews the screws to the hinge real fast and looks at his watch "damn!" lol to see if he improved his time

  • Great vid. I know someone who takes signs. LOL! True story.

  • How many more people are going to say that it isn't real... I have Toxic Phsycordibiasis and it is an impulse to steal murder weapons from famous TV mysteries such as 'Murder She Wrote' and 'Monk', all because of my addiction to LSD.

  • lol

  • great film! hard to believe it was created in only 48 hours!

  • You could be like Robin Hood. Steal doors from the Rich and Give doors to the Poor. Poor old Mr. & Mrs. GeezerArt needs a door. That stained glass raised panel door would be nice. Mr. & Mrs. GeezerArt

  • the doors of the baltimore city courthous were stolen right off the fucking hinges in 1997? in braod daylight in front of cops and fbi agents and the person were never apprehended or the doors recovered..lol...

  • I'll tray and steal some doors now, too. :-)

  • This is a very nice video. Waiting for more videos...

  • about 3 mins too long...& he doesn't have enough doors...well not as many as me anyway...lightweight...I question his commitment!

  • pretty classic...the song he sings in the end capped it off nicely.

  • doors that swing both ways, thats funny

  • Freaking hilarious...Im gonna look at doors with a smile this week

  • Pretty Corny. Probably due to the music. Sounds like its from a childrens movie.

  • Funny Video. But the man has a point. Follow your passion regarless of what it is.

  • wow YOU TO?

  • Great work man.

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  • hmmm intresting very good video

  • hey every1 im new on youtube, and i would appriciate it if you could watch my videos. thank you!

  • Lmao ,doors that swing both ways haha

  • HaHa... good job!

  • he needs to get laid....lol awsome video

  • You either get this or you don't. I totally get it. Hilarious.

  • "That bastard e'er come back 'ere Imma blow his damn bawls off!" Haha, brilliant!

  • Several very funny moments, and I really liked the concept. The acting was over the top, but it had that earnest style a mockumentary should have. :)

  • You made a wonderful film

  • I LOVE MY DOOR!

  • how do u put ur video for everyone to see when u search it

  • yea i agree :p

  • What about the DOOR KNOB, what about the KICK PLATE, baby you just did NOT do your DOOR ANATOMY!!!!

  • Is that to say: That YouTubers only have the attention span of under 3 minutes?

  • What a terrible video, the acting is even worse.

  • i cant beleive i wacthed a full whole video abot doors

  • great videos!

    check me out.. just getting started!

    youtube/doublechins3892

    thanks!

    justin

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  • over-acting.

  • this isn't funny

    at all

  • Wow.... hmm

  • Now that's just silly. Why would anyone steal a ... HEY! I WANT MY FRONT DOOR BACK!

  • opo kuwi

  • I loved it.

    The Mentor WAS awesome!

  • Ok....

  • He's not a psychopath, nah he's just misunderstood. :D That was funny.

  • Very cool.

  • that were my door went lol

  • This is fantastic, totally made me burst out laughing, I love the old guy and the cowgirl on the horse, and his mentor. Great work!

  • I love this vid~! Good job!

  • Can't believe this video only has 3 stars. When I see really crappy videos that get 4 stars all the time. That have the WORST retarded humor ever.

  • Very nice video :)

    Congratulations for the production :)

  • A good film, especially under the circumstances of the festival...

  • what a doorknob

  • i think he wants to have sex with the doors...

  • ahahaha, a door theif, wtf. Everyone check out my Grand Theft Auto San Andreas vid and tell me what you think. Thanks for the comments.

  • lol they still the front door

  • i like how peoples' defense for me is 'who cares?, he tells it better'.

    not 'he doesn't steal'.

    with friends like this, who needs joe rogan?

  • aaron panther is a genius

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  • what were the genre, line, and prop?

  • The genre was comedy, which could include mockumentary.

    The line was "It hurts when I do this." The prop was a softball.

    Our competition was held in Greensboro, NC.

  • He sings a doors parody at the end :)

  • Pretty good but it did kinda drag on a bit, should have been half the length.

  • dude i have now learned to care for my door.

  • not too bad

  • "doors that swing both ways" funniest line ever

  • Cool vid! Check out my page for cool speed paintings!

  • Great idea, but it was stretched thin by the end. This might have been because of the slow pace, and that the music was exactly the same throughout. We need a little break from the same twirling flute music for 7 minutes.

  • son of a bitch I want that time of my life spent watching this video back!!!