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  • I like unicorns....they make my pee pee happy...thumbs up if you like unicorns! :p

  • Every moment, when our path cross, my heart beats an impossible rhythm that only echoes your name through ever chasm residing in my lungs.<33

  • IN THE BRAIIIN ..

  • Love is a chemical inbalance... That's severely depressing.

  • i really dont get why people say "love is just a chemical reaction"............so?

    I mean why does it matter how or why it happens, it still feels the same. it doesnt make it any less real by knowing its all in the mind.

    Love can make your heart lift and make you see life through rose tinted glasses and it can also break you down and change you, so if its chemical or magical elfs putting it into your brain at night = its the same result.

  • That's just unsqueakable...

  • (2 of 2) might see from looking at the bigger picture. Say we compare the differences of different animals, we can get an idea of what primary factors must be in play before secondary factors can contribute. We also can check out a variety of other chemical differences, like obvious ones like seretonin decrease and dopamine increase, which are associated with obsession and motivation. Love you Danny, you make my nerons FIRE!

  • I think these scientists approach this kind of thing from the wrong angle. Instead of focusing on proving theories about oxytocin and vasopenephrine or whatever it was (too lazy to go back and look), they should focus on the whole picture. Instead of "What happens when we increase oxytocin?" they should say, "These animals are in love! What is different about their brain chemistry now?" Because speculating on differences based off of one chemical shuts out many other insights that we (1 of 2)

  • ?What? Hes nothing like Jim Carey! Jim Carey is just like him! :D

  • Is it theoretically possible to create love potions?

    Would being injected with large amounts of oxytocin and vasopressin cause someone to love you?

  • Best punchline...

  • OMG u are wearing a Shirt !!!!!

  • Finaaaal summation!! Hahaha :D

  • that and it kinda sorta feels kinda good! hahahahahah xD <3 funnnay!

  • RUB MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!

  • IM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING "you are like Jim Carrey" YES WE KNOW

  • I live in Portland, OR. This made me love you so much more :D

  • is the vid at the beginning where hes wearing the mask and hat and has a puppet shark from a youtube vid?

  • @laquera640

    Yeah, one of his.

  • You read "oxytocin" after all. :))

  • Oxy--------- HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • thanx trent..thanx alot for all the oxytocin.. -_-

  • 2:40- HOW DOES HE NOT SPIT ON THE CAMERA?

  • lmao, xD i must now tell this to my boyfriend.

  • i barley remembered i had a boyfriend then i remembered when i watched this

    hahahahahhahaha

  • Danny! We can relate...! I'm from Salem.! It's... by Portland.

  • u are funny as fuck man!u remind me of me actually LOL keep these vids coming!

  • Wanted to give a thumbs up to the comment but it already had 69 thumbs up... I didn't want to spoil it...

  • it doesnt turn you on at all! it makes you fall asleep... asshole.

  • Jim Carrey reminds me of you.

  • um, you are freakin awesome. that is all.

  • buckets of love?

  • Do a show on why it's satisfying to scrape out earwax! Love your channel!

  • PORTLAND. :D

  • like a 43 dollar stripper in portland, oregon !! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

  • HA HA HA! no wonder romance books can't sell! (inside joke, ignore it.)

  • Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

  • Who the hell could possibly dislike this? Thumbs up from me!

  • thumbs up for foreplay

  • Jim carey wishes he was as cool as HIM :) I think you should do a video of democrats vs republicans :) GO republicans:)

  • @Missbuenochica go democrats (i'm 10 and really appreciate what the democrats are trying to do with the falling economy)

  • I really think he hates all these jim carey comments

  • @Hutcarlingos i don't.

  • @Hutcarlingos he's a better version of jim carrey

  • You are like a crazy Bill Nye x) I love you vids!!!!!! :)

  • press 4 over and over

  • nbbjbk

  • the way he acts

  • Oxy toe sin...ovytocin x

  • can you do a vid on why boys cheat????

  • HAHA!!!!!! This video (so far) is definitely my favorite!!!! Lololololol! We must now leave you alone with your bucket of spunk......chao and have fun. 

  • so tell me this?

    do you believe in love not like a science?

    P.S. I love your videos xDD

  • it doesn't turn you on at all. It makes you go to sleep- Asshole

    LMFAO!!

  • Hey i live in Portland oregon!

  • Except for when I rub your back.. That doesn't make you horny, it just makes you go to sleep. Asshole. XDXDXD

  • T_T i like gradual report but this one sucked

  • ox - e - toe - sin

  • what is fore play?

  • Hyperventilate? that happened to me once.. love is a chemical imbalance.. :/ ima skip to the middle.. hold up. Men with a similar gentic tendency are less likely to get marrried?? WAIT! ima go bak oxy tocin? you mean oxy contin? 43 dollar stripper ahah. i think you pronounced vassopressin right... neosporin? ground hogs produce neosporin? is THAT wer that lotiony shit comes from?? un Squeakable! forplay stimulates that.. wutevr.. CONFUSD! damn right it feels good!!!!

  • How romantic...someone should make greeting card that explains love scientifically.

  • Hey u picku materinu! You should make a video why piss is sometimes see-thru and why it is sometimes yellow

  • @slevtee dude thats like fifth grade biology Osmoregulation? just google it

  • YOUR PHEROMONES ARE FUCKING HAWTTT.

  • UNsqeekable.... UNsqeekable!

  • lol u should make a show about why people should use "protection"

  • Excellent...pass out from laughing so hard every time I watch it!

  • You are excelent actor!!!

  • Hahhahaha No Way we just learned this stuff in our AP biology book XD

  • hAHAHAHHA AWESOME

  • So I totally had to LOL at your Portland, OR stripper comment in this one. Cuz I am one, and I think all the bad rap we get is hilarious, cuz it's just like everything else one or two people can make one whole group of people look and seem to be horrible. I think you should do a show on that. How can only a few people make a huge group of people look or seem to be bad people?

  • lol u did this for my birthday <3...i luv u xD

  • Hello Youtube,

    Everyone who is reading this comment, please click on my username for my videos I made about the The Truth of the World. I have found out what the truth of life is, the truth of the world, and the truth of God. Please, I really want people to watch and listen what I have to say. No more living in false reality, no more living in illusions, no more thinking there is no way out......its time to lead your life into The Truth of the World!!!!!!!!!

    I love our Lord!!! God bless!!

  • @theseeker2k5 God is a fairytale. Just like unicorns and santa claus.

  • lemondrops is better :'(

  • He riminds me of Ace Ventura.

  • DONT BE HATING ON PORTLAND OREGON!

  • wait does that mean he himself tried to stimulate the little hamsters? LOLOLL

  • They need to give you a show on TBS!

  • 1:11

  • lmfao yes indeed... thats my favorite word :D

  • Hilarious.

  • uhm,,,she prob doesnt take a shower?

  • HAHAHAHA XDXDXD somehow u remind me of jim carreyXD

  • omg yesss! thats wat i thought wen i first started watching his videos!! lmao XD

  • lol you're right

  • @doodles197 yep me too

  • @doodles197 but he's better than jim carrey ;)

  • @ kra6661 - I am gay, you retard.

  • da li ovaj jos nekg podseca na doktora hausa

  • dr haus+dr koks iz Scrubsa+dzim keri :)

  • Okay. Why are some people gay?

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  • haha hey man I live in portland! we don't got 42 dollar stripers, their 20 dollars

  • NICE MAN

  • omg this was the first video i saw from danny

  • that's not love, that's lust and physical attraction...

  • damn this makes a ton of sense....i was dating this one girl and i had strong feelings for her..real strong..i think it was because we would always lay around and do some four play for hours and then fuck....then i rubbed her back...

  • DAMN I ALSO "LOST THE GAME" AT 10 seconds whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @linkscorchio what game? :S

  • haha pause at 2:34

  • ahhaahhaahhaah looooooooool

  • LOL

  • damn he mimes like jim carrey

  • but odder dan dat its aweSOME

  • UN SQUEAKABLE

  • I just lost the game... 0:10

  • @jedimaster00000 what game?

  • @grayfox106 The Game. Those one you lose whenever you think about it. :P

  • What did he do at 0:10 that made you lose? Cause i know of this game but i dont see it in the video :S

  • @grayfox106 "The Game" refers to a stupid game that usually highschooler's play. If someone says "The Game, or did you play the game?, or anything that has to do with a random game." If you think about what game the person is talking about then you lose "The Game"

  • it doesnt turn u on it makes u go to sleep....... asshole :) LOVE IT

  • Lol... My religion teacher says that when we feel love, we feel god. She is such a fucking airhead... :\ I explained this to her, and she said :

    The reason this happens is because God wants us too. FUCk I cant stand HER > : O

  • HAHA, LEGEND ! =D

  • i need me some of that oxytocin

  • if your a girl; you produce it naturally; dudes only produce it when they have children; or something like it...like when ur gay...or you milk a cow.....

  • Your a funny person. :D <3

  • Anything that ends with "buckets of spunk" has to get five stars.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!­!!! sex!!!!

  • UNsqueakable!

  • that's why God wants us to marry so that two become one word, love. that's deep you can kinda understand that but we program our minds a little differently sometimes and that concept is thrown out the window... mmhh

  • Haha dude I was crackin up when u were using the voice at 0:48, u should use it more, lol

  • my brain is full of love for you =)))

  • hey danny you mentioned portland oregon in this episode do you live there because that would be coool because i do

  • wait so i just inject megan fox with vasopressin and im married?

  • So. . . I just need to inject a guy with vasopressin to make him wanna "mate?" ;)

  • i don't think guys need that kind of help to wanna "mate" :P

  • Hahaha too true. By mate, I think I meant marry. That one's a bit harder

  • be prepared to bring buckets o' vasopressin :P

  • Is that an invitation? ;)

  • if you want it to be it might ^^

  • What is this conversation, anyway? hahaha

  • I haven't a clue :P though I'm not complaining ^^

  • Confused

    If the vasopressin created urges for bonding and nesting in the hamster-like-mammals why would men with similar genetic tendencies be less likely to get married? Wouldn't it be logical for them to also have urges for bonding and nesting and.... getting married?

  • because he said that they had less... thats why they didn't gett married also.. shouldn't it be the other way round? if u think about it girls r more nurturing but then again that would explain why men are so whats the... word not over bearings or over protective or territorial but yh somethng. lol but yh hope i answered ur question

  • He said before that "voles with a genetically limited . . . (didn't understand the word) production are less likely to find mates" He meant that men like that would be less likely to marry. Make sense?

  • Its Jim Carreys Brother! DAMM DAM DAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

  • PEANUTBUTTER!

  • he reminds me of jim carey a little bit with the face expressions

  • I KNO RITE.!!!

  • UNSQEEKABLE

  • I am gonna have foreplay with the next girl I see !

    Nah joke, but it might work!

  • does anyone else notice that he looks like an Umpa-Lumpa in this video? also i think he's shooting in a bathroom, still funny though, lol.

  • LOL! OMFG you remind me so much of Jim Carrey its crazy... sooo funny i luv it.

  • He really does. It's amazing how much his humor is like Jim Carrey's

  • totallyyy

    he even kind of sounds like him a little lolz

    weird?

  • yeaaah, lol just a bit.

    Maybe they're like long lost brothers aha

  • yeah ikr?

  • Please... I can make them love me! lol

  • omg this is awesome

  • HAHA! I can totally believe that love is just chemicals in the brain making you get high and wanting someone to share that sensation with. We fall in love with our BRAINS not our HEARTS. Sounds more logical to me.

  • kinda sort of good

  • unsqueakable

  • I LOVE YOU SQEEKER...FACES!!

  • BUCKETS OF LOVE

  • foreplay me i love you!

    HAHAHAHA creeeepy

  • that doesn't make sense. That means that with whomever we foreplay, we fall inlove with. Which isn't the case.

    What about thunderstruck love?

  • yea im from protland

  • Just couldn't help but laugh! XD

  • why is it that there is always a winky face in the end of the top comment of these vids?

  • sorry for 2x post, but most of time i see that at the top.

  • Love is a homeless guy searchin for treasure in the middle of the rain and findin a bag of gold coins and then slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

    In the word of Bo Burnham.

    Bahaha, you rock.

    ;) <--- Winky face! Yeah!

  • LOL I'm laughing so hard but im not following any of this...

  • iv just got one word for u...which is also an anamottapia....HA!

  • hahahaha LOL

  • ahh wow

  • your hot and funny....and hot! lol!

  • buckets of spunk

    ROFL

  • this guy is an absolute legend, and makes me laugh like none other.

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha­haahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa

    u are soooooooooooo fuckin funny

    "this chemical is also naturaly activated by SEEX" HA! u make me laugh!!!

  • I was just laughing the whole way through BUT then I got to the last 10 seconds HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • you kind of remind me of a younger Jim Carry

  • LOL!

  • dude u are by far the coolest and funniest guy in the world i used to hate school but ifg u were my teacher i would never want to skip and i misss like 16 days a semester bc i hate school so much.lol ur so fucking funny=)

  • leave school alone it only does good for you

    (read out loud in whiny chris crocker voice)

  • LALLH (Learning and Laughing Like Hell) xDDDD